Taliesin's Worst 100

I’ve had a Taliesin’s Top 100 for some time, it’s a living list that changes as new reviews reveal films that deserve to be in that upper echelon of vampire films. What I never did was compile a worst 100 – until now. Things to note:

This runs as #1 being the worst.

These really are the worst – the absolute stinkers from the reviews over the years (though the worst does not have a review – even I could not watch it) and, in many cases, there is very little to separate one from another. Yet even then there will be something in some of these that appeals to some viewers. Sharp eyed readers will notice that I actually reviewed Blade: House Of Chthon as 0 out of 10 but that was for the set and not the content and so it does not appear.

These are all judgement calls on my part. Also, if I haven’t reviewed it yet then it can’t appear on the list. For that very reason any of the various, incredibly awful, adult vampire movies out there have not appeared as the TMtV policy is not to review such films.

Honourable (or perhaps Dishonourable) Mentions do not qualify for this list. In the Top 100 I did include ‘Vamp or Not?’ entries, but have decided not to do so for this list.

TV shows/episodes do qualify for the list.

I am hoping it will be dynamic as I see/review films not on the list.

One thing is certain, you will disagree with the list, iro inclusions, omissions and order.

1. Geek Maggot Bingo
2. Acid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter
3. Robo Vampire
4. Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires: the Curse of Ed Wood
5. Gypsy Vampire: The Final Bloodlust
6. Counter Destroyer
7. The IronBound Vampire
8. Dominion
9. How to slay a Vampire
10. Tales from the Crapper
11. Nosferatu in Brazil
12. Sorority House Vampires from Hell
13. the Dark Gift
14. Malibu Beach Vampires
15. Bluberella
16. Treasure Chest of Horror
17. The Spanish Inn
18. Ankle Biters
19. New Breed
20. Dracula's Orgy of the Damned
21. Party Day Massacre Stories
22. Haunted Hotties
23. Vampire Dentist
24. Witchcraft VII: Judgement Hour
25. Red Lips
26. Mama Dracula
27. Immortal Kiss: Queen of the Night
28. I, Vampiri: Trilogy of Blood
29. NightShadow: A Vampire's Chronicle
30. Blood Slaves of the Vampire Wolf
31. Gypsy Vampire's Revenge
32. Gypsy Vampire 3: Freaky Friday
33. Tender Dracula
34. Devil's Dynamite
35. Artifacts of Time
36. Demon Queen
37. Vampires and Other Stereotypes
38. Scarlett Moon
39. Night Hunter
40. Skin Eating Jungle Vampires
41. Witchcraft X: Mistress of the Craft
42. Die Hard Dracula
43. At Dawn They Sleep
44. Vampire Blues
45. Track of the Vampire
46. Horror of the Blood monsters
47. Saturday the 14th Strikes Back
48. Psyched by the 4D Witch
49. Vampire Ticks from Outer Space
50. Gypsy Vampire
51. Demons - season 1
52. Zombies: the Beginning
53. Red Lips 2: Bloodlust
54. Vampire Sunrise
55. Shira: the Vampire Samurai
56. Addicted to Murder 3: Bloodlust Vampire Killer
57. Dracula in Love
58. Vampiyaz
59. Bloodspit
60. Vampire Cop
61. Vampires on Bikini Beach
62. Avia Vampire Hunter
63. Vampire's Call
64. Vampire's Call 2
65. Vampire Junction
66. Project Vampire
67. Vampire Strippers
68. Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk
69. The Dreaded
70. Loved Ones
71. Sexandroide
72. Dracula Vampyre in Beijing
73. Vampire Holocaust
74. Vampire Knights
75. Dracula (the Dirty Old Man)
76. Vampire Honeymoon
77. Addicted to Murder 2: Tainted Blood
78. 1313: boy crazies
79. The Sisterhood
80. My Son the Vampire
81. Shower of Blood
82. Son of Dracula (1974)
83. Vampire Assassin (2005)
84. Bitten: Victoria's Shadow
85. Taintlight
86. Vampire Whores from Outer Space
87. Dracula in Vegas
88. I Dream of Dracula
89. Vampiro
90. Gallery of Horrors
91. Vampira
92. Blood Kiss
93. Dracula Vs Frankenstein (2002)
94. Dracula Vs Frankenstein (1971)
95. Blood Freak
96. Twisted Tales 2
97. Corpse Master
98. Fist of the Vampire
99. The Lost World: Vampires
100. The Night Seekers