Dracula: Rise of the Vampire – review

Director: Dean Meadows

Release date: 2025

Contains spoilers

First comes the rant – and it does not affect the score. I backed this film on Kickstarter. Now I understand that this isn’t like purchasing, and carries a risk, but when the film is completed and the backers wait over two years past the estimated date before shipping their perks it can be irksome. I recognise when the filmmaker say, “we can’t release the film to you prior to its first official release date due to piracy concerns” (as this filmmaker did), but that wasn’t the basis of the perks as offered, which had no caveat for waiting for commercial distribution, and the despatch of the discs took longer than the film hitting streaming services (including free streaming on Tubi). Still, they have now made good on the pledges, unlike some projects, and at long last I have the numbered, signed, backer only-edition Blu-ray, but my frustration at the filmmakers was tangible for a while. Rant over.

Kurt Dirt as Shaw

Next come the confessions. Firstly, actor Kurt Dirt, who plays cult member Shaw, is a good friend. I was unaware he was in the film when I backed the crowdsourcing but certainly was by the time it was shot. Confession number two is the more I saw about the film, whilst I waited for the eventual release of the perk, the more worried I became about the quality of the film overall. The trailer made me wary, some reviews were scathing, but in fairness (and maybe enhanced by a low expectation) when I finally sat down to watch this, I found myself really taken with it and, of course, low-budget films can be satisfying cinematic experiences.

blood spray

And so, on to the actual review… after establishing shots of London, the film starts with a sermon from new vicar, Father James (Nathan Head), who has just moved to the parish 3-weeks prior. Suddenly several members of the congregation stand and put on masks – later described as Baphomet masks – and massacre the rest of the congregation. At this point we get the first weak link – (what I assume was) cgi blood spatter. Often an issue in budget films, to be honest, this looked like black dust. The cultists (for that is what they are) surround the priest and tell him to give a message – he is coming – before belting him one.

Gabe and Murray

One thing I should mention is that, whilst the establishing shots are of London, the filming took place in Barnstaple, Devon, and some suspension of belief is needed around external scenes. The police arrive at the church, in charge is DC Jessica Murray (Emma Fletcher). As well as the indoor massacre, in the churchyard they have found a body, exsanguinated with punctures in the throat. This is the third body found like this. Though Murray hates to admit it they need some help… Help is in the form of Gabriel Lee (Dean Meadows), and the back story for Gabe is partial but interestingly done. As the film goes on we discover he had been involved, as a cop, in something (supernatural) that left him kicked out of the force and sent to prison for doing the right thing. It is implied, but not stated, that he and Murray had a thing. Murray’s boss, DI Lee (Ailsa Roanne), is Gabe’s mother.

Gabe and Zoe

Before we meet Gabe, we meet a young woman, Zoe (Cerys Piper), who is being chased down an alley by three guys she stole a wallet from. She falls and they catch up but luckily Gabe is nearby. They tell him to do one, call him grandpa and one even draws a knife… so he draws a gun. Now this is a British film, so they don’t think it’s real, this opinion changes when he shoots the one with a knife in the leg. He lets Zoe give him a kicking before taking her to eat. She is homeless and hasn’t eaten for a couple of days and he wants her to stay at his flat, just for a while, what with the three exsanguinated homeless people and something coming… especially given her surname is Van Helsing – she is the last of her line.

Elizabeth and the High Priestess

So what we have is a cult of Dracula (Peter Jakeson) worshippers – they are run by Elizabeth (Eileen Daly, Demonsoul, Razor Blade Smile, Witchcraft X: Mistress of the Craft & Sentinals of Darkness), who is revealed to be Bathory later. Not a vampire according to dialogue but, assuming she is THE Bathory, the blood bathing has given her impressive longevity. It appears she has history with Gabe and, presumably, was involved in the previous unseen case. There is also a high priestess (Pauline Peart, The Satanic Rites of Dracula & Video Shop Tales of Terror) of the cult. The cultists want to resurrect Dracula; they have his blood, his cape, the location of his resting place but need his ring (which the Lee family have) to be able to control him. What was great was the lack of loyalty in the ranks with Shaw (Kurt Dirrt) intent on taking over and stealing Dracula’s favour.

Peter Jakeson as Dracula

The film is a love letter to old horror films, especially Hammer. The dialogue drops in several Hammer Dracula film titles verbatim and a Denham Industrial Estate (named for Dracula’s alias in the Satanic Rites of Dracula) is mentioned amongst other references. Dracula, once resurrected, looks the part, though he sports a Yorkshire accent rather than Christopher Lee’s clipped English or Lugosi’s Eastern European brogue. As well as Dracula and Bathory, the film’s opening credits mention Sheridan Le Fanu alongside Bram Stoker, and the mid credit sequence offers a brief Carmilla appearance. But the film has issues.

vampire attack

The acting veers wildly across the spectrum, a scene with Murray and Gabe was nuanced and well played by both (in the main Meadows plays things straight and hard man, any comedic cracks he makes are character deliberate), Eileen Daly hams it up deliciously and adds a campness that the film craves, but some other actors are stagey, perhaps even amdram, and the dialogue perhaps becomes a tad unnatural in places. ADR does not help and is noticeable. One fight – or more a drubbing of Gabe by the cultists – was well done, but other fight sequences not so much, a bar fight in particular feeling too choreographed, unrealistic and appeared slightly sped up in places.

Eileen Daly as Elizabeth

Yet, I was taken by the infectious nature of the film. It clearly isn’t a perfect film, the budget shows and yet I sat enjoying the experience. Where I had worried that it was going to be a dud I was taken by the love of the genre it showed and the deliberate campness added by Eileen Daly really kept the film afloat (and I should mention that, when his character turned simpering later on, Kurt Dirt added a further layer of campness that complemented Daly’s performance). Where the hinted at Gabe backstory worked, the plotting in film perhaps was a little ambitiously convoluted at times. Yet overall, if you enjoy low budget, like love letters to the genre, and appreciate well-paced campness, there is definitely something worth watching. 6 out of 10 was not where I thought this would be going. But it did.

The imdb page is here.

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Vampires of the Velvet Lounge – review

Director: Adam Sherman

Release date: 2026

Contains spoilers

Cheese… Ok, actually loads of blood (with both good and bad sfx, as I’ll explain) but a right royal portion of cheese, and this Erzsébet Báthory (in this Elizabeth) flick is great fun because of it. I have to admit I went in with low expectations but it certainly lifted me way beyond that. The cast, built in an ensemble way I felt, mostly seemed to be having a blast, especially on the vampire side.

drinking absinth

It starts, however, with a series of intertitles explaining the Elizabeth Bathory (Mena Suvari) backstory and then we see various smartphone style screens as these vampires have taken to hunting by dating app (not a new concept, but one that certainly works). Someone hunted in such a way is Eric (Timothy V. Murphy, Broil), who has arranged to fly to where Elizabeth is and meet her in an absinth bar she has mentioned. I also need to mention the cracking version of Ain't No Grave that plays over the credit sequence at the start of the film.

meeting the green fairy

When he gets to the bar he finds Joan (India Eisley, Underworld Awakening) and Helena (Sarah Dumont) working the bar (and both vampires, also). They tell him all about absinth and the green fairy and he confesses he feels he has been stood up and proceeds to get drunk… to the point he does see the green fairy, which is Elizabeth taking that shape in his perspective. She lures his very drunk ass outside and hunts him down, her now apparent bat wings occasionally looking like green fairy wings in his perspective. A point here re blood. The film uses both cgi and practical effect. The practical blood looks great and is drawn copiously into shot so that the film feels a tad splatterpunk. The cgi blood (and in this scene, neck rip) looks blooming awful.

Dichen Lachman as Cora

So Cora (Dichen Lachman), who suffers bad dreams, is a former soldier and assassin who now works for a group who hunt monsters. She is sent out on recon and observes (and films), through a crack in a doorway, Elizabeth blood bathing as three supplicants happily agree to have their heads cut off with giant scissors wielded by vampiric Chuck (Mark Boone Junior, Vampire$ & 30 Days of Night). The viewer is clear that Elizabeth knows that she is there. Cora and her superior, intelligence operator Alexis (Rosa Salazar), are ensconced nearby but are using a VPN to suggest that Cora is based a couple of States away as she chats to Elizabeth by app. They are looking to strike at the vampires, though it is clear that Elizabeth is using mojo to actually seduce her.

lawyer bros

Throw into the mix a group of corporate lawyers. Luke (Tyrese Gibson) is going through a divorce and is depressed and his buddies Randall (Stephen Dorff, Blade) and Malcolm (Lochlyn Munro, Tracers 4: Jack of Clubs, Dracula 2001, Hansel & Gretel Get Baked, Lost Girl & also Broil) want to cheer him up. He has been chatting to Joan online and they decide to all go visit (with them getting dates with Elizabeth and Helena – all three vampires having a website together). Also throw in the mix that Elizabeth is becoming worried about Joan’s behaviour; she is mixing blood with absinth (and sometimes just drinking booze straight) and interested in sex – in short becoming erratic to Elizabeth's pov.

blood bathing

There is some interesting lore in this. Cora is repeatedly taught to think happy thoughts as such thoughts can keep a vampire out of your head – if they get in there they can absolutely control you. Cora's issue is that, given her past, she has no happy thoughts. They fly, are superfast and strong but cast no reflection (in mirror or water). In fact the vampire women do each other’s makeup in a setup reminiscent of Vamp. When a question is raised as to why they then show on digital media/photography, the answer is that digital and AI are of the devil and so are they. Sunlight destroys, silver is effective, a stake and beheading will destroy the vampire (though not necessarily so) and ingestion of vampire blood turns.

bat winged

The cast seem to be having a great time in the main, Mena Suvari and India Eisley especially are chewing up the sets and their larger than life characters are great fun – unfortunately Sarah Dumont’s Helena is pretty much side-lined as a character and so she doesn’t get the same opportunity to shine. Unfortunately Dichen Lachman plays Cora as a deeply stoic character and so comes across as less fun but that contrasts nicely with Elizabeth. The story is simple and, as mentioned at the head, cheesy with comic book and splatterpunk elements that was simply great fun. My big gripe is some of the cgi work in the sfx – the obvious green screening was fine and, to be fair, I rather liked the wing effects in the main, but cgi blood looks poor generally and sat against well done practical effects showed it up even more. 7 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

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Blood Bitch Baby – review

Director: Donald Farmer

Release date: 2025*
*The Blu-Ray box and actual film suggest 2025, but there is no IMDb page at time of writing

Contains spoilers


Ah, Donald Farmer, with at least 41 directorial credits to his name, mostly within the low budget horror arena, his films have featured here at TMtV several times and I have to admit they haven’t scored very well when reviewed.

Jessa Jupiter Flux as Bathory

This film gets on here by dint of the primary character being Elizabeth Bathory (Jessa Jupiter Flux, Debbie Does Demons & OnlyFangs). Indeed the film begins with Elizabeth speaking to camera, not revealing her identity as such but offering Bathory’s background. As it turns out she made a deal with the devil that she could maintain youth and immortality on the proviso she find a vessel for the gestation of the devil’s child.

waking from a dream

It starts proper with a woman going down a dark street, afraid, kidnapped, vampirically terrorised... and then Jenny (Angel Nichole Bradford, also Debbie Does Demons) wakes as though this was her disturbing dream. She goes to the bathroom and we see bruising on her waist, put there we assume by abusive boyfriend Kevin (Joe Casterline). We see first-hand the abuse; she has a job interview but all he wants is for her to bring him *his* money.

fangs

The interview is with Elizabeth, looking for a caregiver for her sister Sarah (Jesse Seitz) who needs tying down before nightfall and is violently insane. Freaked when she meets her, Jenny runs to her car but is accosted by a strange man whose actions cause her to faint as Elizabeth approaches, all fangs, and rips his throat out (he seems to turn into an aged corpse when he dies). Jenny awakens in a basement as Elizabeth conducts a ritual to make her the ideal host for impregnation by the devil. Her memory is wiped but she has changed – extracting and eating Kevin’s eye when he threatens her.

meeting Iris

The police have a serial killer on their hands, though local professor Keller (Claude D. Miles) believes it is an occult case. Jenny goers to a diner and meets Iris (Mel Heflin, Queen Dracula Sucks Again), a mooch who ends up getting her away from Keller, who has spotted the blood painted sigil on her chest, and ends up in bed with her. But the devil is due to visit and gestation of a Hellspawn is hella quick…

Jenny eats an eye

At just under 70 minutes, this doesn’t outstay its welcome and there is plenty of full-throated screaming – especially from Angel Nichole Bradford. There is puppetry involved and plenty of low budget gore. This was probably the most enjoyable Farmer film I have watched – which doesn’t make it great, of course, it is still shot on a shoestring and has some really bad sfx (the bodies the police are investigating, for instance). Nevertheless, I’m giving this 3.5 out of 10 as, for some reason, it struck a chord even if the vampirism takes second fiddle.

At the time of writing there is no IMDb page.

Short Film: Voltaic Blood

On Amazon Prime as a longer run-time short film (some 50 minutes), this is listed part 1 on the actual titles and IMDb suggests a series, of which this is the only episode currently released. It was directed by Jaime Gonzalez, released in 2025, and is rather ambitious with some strange, and I assume deliberate, anachronisms.

After intertitles that give a potted history of the Angelic fall, Nephilim and vampires we move to a cyberpunk scenario in a world not quite ours, in a city called Neo-Babylon, at the tail-end of a corporate war. A vampire, Gabriel (Jake Wade) feeds on a woman (Vanessa Lauren Freeman). We hear the nearby car’s AI declare that she is losing blood and death is imminent. In the car is a baby. The woman deploys a blade implant from her arm, but the vampire prevents any attack and she dies.

the victim

Filled with bloodlust he heads to the car ready to devour the baby. However the baby wears an icon (a cross with a dragon below – being the order of the dragon) and it causes Gabriel pain, which curtails his bloodlust. He puts, what looks like, a 5.25" floppy disc into the car’s IT – this is part of the anachronism I mention, like a cassette player later – and takes over the AI, forcing a change in owner to be detected. Michael Rákóczi, however, is the baby and too young to drive. Gabriel puts the woman in the drivers seat and the car is programmed to go to an orphanage in auto-pilot mode. He contacts base to say that the target has been eliminated and is told that *she* wants to speak to him – she being Elizabeth Bathory (Claire Bermingham). He ignores this and walks away.

Sia Kravchenko as Nadia

Thirty years on and Michael Rákóczi (Aaron Groben, Nightcomer) is grown and a cop working for a corporation, PNCR. Elsewhere, Bathory turns a woman, Nadia (Sia Kravchenko), but the new vampire must kill for her turning to be complete. Michael is still eager to know about the dead woman in the car, when he appeared at the orphanage. He seeks out fellow Orphan and data broker Valeria (Victoria Myssik) in, what appears to be, that world’s equivalent to the dark-web. However simply bringing up the subject of his search triggers Bathory’s corporate alarms. Luckily, and unbeknown to him, Michael has a guardian angel in the form of Gabriel…

cityscapes

The look of this world was superb – though not perfectly executed, due mostly to working at budget. The filmmakers drew something alien in its post-modernity. Cityscapes are dominated by giant advertising holograms. The world seems to be permanently dark but lit by a million neon points of light. The heavy filtering on the photography adds to the stylised look. It is a bold, brave production choice. There is so much to explore generated in this opening episode and I do hope we get to delve into this world further.

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The Journal of Edwin Underhill – review

Author: Peter Tonkin

First Published: 1981

Contains spoilers

The Blurb: It all began on New Year's Eve, with a party at the Rectory, and an accident. Drunk and humiliated, schoolmaster Edwin Underhill stumbles through the local cemetery - a short-cut to his home when the ground suddenly caves in beneath him and, falling into a pit, he impales his hand on a stake.

Underhill, described by his peers as a ‘plain little man', now finds that his unprepossessing looks undergo a distinct transformation. He records in his journal the alarming changes that start to take place: his hair, tending to baldness, now becomes thick and healthy; his teeth sharpen; he finds he craves redder and rawer meat and, at the same time, he begins to avoid daylight and becomes a nocturnal wanderer. The woman on whom he has set his heart no longer shuns him but finds his change in appearance, and his mysterious air, strangely attractive. But along with these bodily changes comes a host of fantastical nightmares and new emotions which he cannot fully understand, far less control.

THE JOURNAL OF EDWIN UNDERHILL follows in the grand tradition of vampire stories from Bram Stoker’s Dracula to the more recent Interview with the Vampire, but it differs subtly from its predecessors. In this contemporary tale Tonkin looks inside the individual, to the innermost fears and feelings of a man undergoing a terrifying transformation.

The review: I stumbled over this vampire novel and discovered a great, Gothically beautiful prose that explores the change from human to vampire. Underhill starts a journal following his embarrassment at a Christmas event and subsequent accident. The accident sees him piercing his hand on a piece of wood that was a stake – removing the stake from the vampire (though her body was dissected and dispersed, so it gives her a spiritual escape but not physical form) and infecting him.

The first half of the book then follows his changes, as listed in the blurb, and the second half once he becomes actually undead. It is interesting that he uses the stake to tie a damaged rose plant, which subsequently produces corrupted flowers. The original vampire is Stana Etain, Countess Issky-Koul who brought the “white plague” to the country village Underhill is living in and, when discussing vampires, the historical figures of Báthory and Gilles de Rais are invoked. She has cursed the familial line of the one responsible for her staking. When Underhill fully turns, he is more a monstrous vampire (interesting given his physical alterations when alive) and literally sloughs his old skin. The vampires are tied to both their grave dirt and the night, and he is able to merge into shadows. He refers to a part of himself as the Dead and there is a conflict between his remaining vestiges of humanity and the Dead. Other tropes included are the use of holy objects, and a struggle is described between light and dark, along with apotropaic things such as garlic and wolf’s-bane. One aspect that was fairly cool was him not seeing some garlic flowers and wolf’s-bane as it was put out centuries before and had no tell-tale life left in it but the magic of it still being effective.

Tonkin’s writing has a definitively Gothic lilt and is wonderfully evocative and whilst the story is fairly simple the atmosphere and characters keep the reader engrossed. 8 out of 10.

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Don’t Suck – review

Director: RJ Collins

Release date: 2023

Contains spoilers

A comedy about a comedian (and a vampire) to my way of thinking is either going to work for you or not. Comedy is so very subjective, as I have said in plenty of reviews. Luckily I was rather taken with this and found it genuinely funny and also quite endearing despite the primary character being deliberately drawn as a douche.

It starts with the compère of the Pioneer Saloon, a backwater little bar. Outside a man approaches Pete (Jamie Kennedy), the main act comedian for the night, calling him “funny man” as a derogatory (which immediately brought a Bill Hicks story to mind). The support act, Ethan (Matt Rife), intervenes, getting between the two but the man, after telling “Twilight” to step out of the way, doesn’t care and shoots Ethan. He buckles and stands, claiming a miss, so there are more shots and Ethan’s eyes glow as his fangs emerge…

Jamie Kennedy as Pete

Two weeks before and Pete has arrived for a regular slot he performs in the ‘Comedy Cellar’. He’s staying in the casino and footage has gone viral (posted by a receptionist) of his arrival. She badgered him to be funny and so he asked her “What’s the difference between a c*nt and a vagina”. He is unphased by the video. There are jokes backstage about him “storming the capitol” – jokes at his look, I guess. And he is told to watch the kid on stage – he bombs badly each time, he is told.

Ethan bombs

The kid is Ethan and his act is based on being a vampire. The audience don’t get it and he isn’t particularly funny. Backstage he is excited to meet Pete and asks for a tip – which doesn’t go down well. Pete is drawn as a douche; acerbic all the time, he is constantly jealous around his girlfriend Steph (Ellen Hollman) as he demonstrates when he discovers that Ethan has invited her to a party (he invites Pete too, and other people at the club, but is unaware of their relationship) but she knows he sleeps around on the road. She somehow still loves him, though later mentions him breezing into town every six weeks.

Ellen Hollman as Steph

Ethan is rich, ridiculously so, and really wants to learn comedy (later we discover he spent 200 years perfecting harpsichord and then it went out of fashion). He has the same agent as Pete and wants to be the opener on a series of small gigs. Pete opposes the idea but drunk, and with the offer of Ethan picking up all the expenses, he agrees. Of course, Ethan bombs and Pete uses his poor performance within his act but they do draw closer and eventually Pete suggests he be himself and, also, do a trick with his finger and a flame that he showed him. This leads to a watershed performance.

victims turn to dust

Ethan is bombing again and so does the trick and also shows his vampiric eyes and fangs. But the thing that really gets the audience is him turning into a bat… of course the audience think it a trick but Pete realises he is the real thing (he had been saying it all along). We eventually get back to the Pioneer Saloon and the disgruntled man (Pete had dealt with the man heckling a hen night by disparaging his manhood, he was then thrown out). Ethan does kill him and, in an interesting twist to the lore, then puts his hand to the victim and makes him turn to dust.

feeding

The film is a bit of a buddy film, with the two main characters being odd fellows. It is also a redemption film, with Pete as the central role who needs to grow (this is directly commented on in dialogue when he asks to be turned – which happens in this if the vampire wants the person he bites to turn – but Ethan suggests that as a vampire you are eternally stuck, that he is the same young man he was centuries before, implying Pete's requirement for growth). We do discover, regarding Pete's character, that the medical bills he mentions near the beginning were for his deceased eight years-old son who had leukaemia... the debt has kept him working the worst of jobs for any income he can get and the incident informed his attitude. In truth, he doesn’t grow that much, more the character grows on the viewer.

eyes and fangs

Additional lore bits are that vampires can go out in sunlight, so long as it isn’t direct, they do reflect and Ethan’s grandmother was Erzsébet Báthory. Ethan runs into a woman called Scarlett (Lauren Compton), also a vampire, who is trying her hand at being an influencer. He doesn’t recognise her at first but it becomes apparent he may have turned her, but there is no big vampire society displayed within the film and no comeuppance for him revealing himself (though there is a circular moment as he seems to become more like Pete at the end). I liked this, the two main characters amused me, worked well off each other and, as I mentioned, Pete grows on you. 7 out of 10.

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The Ezzera & Gore-Girl Horror Anthology – review

Director: Brandon Rhiness

Release date: 2023

Contains spoilers

Another anthology made of shorts, although in this case the shorts were all previously directed by Brandon Rhiness and he is bringing those together into one vehicle.

The surround sees a woman looking through the belongings of her deceased parents and finding a video of a cable TV show hosted by Ezzera (Julia Van Dam) and her sidekick Hellenore the Gore-Girl (Paige Hounsome). Making the shorts fit the VHS nature and cable sourcing does help hide some of the budget issues with this and the stories tend to the interesting, though some are too short for their own good.

the date

There are two that particularly interest us. The first is Bloodbath, which sees Victoria (Julie Whelan) and her unusual condition. The first time we see her she is on a date with Roland (Rohit Kataria), which does go well. There is an unspoken timing stipulation to her dates, which we become aware of as she wakes in his bed. He asks, shocked, what has happened to her face (we don’t see).

the solution

Her condition only gets worse, first there seems to be spots or sores and eventually we see that she seems to be actively rotting. There is a cure, of course, and the clue is in the title and there is a reason why we are looking at the film here. This is, then, a riff on the Erzsébet Báthory story. Beyond that the segment does nothing new or shocking but it is always good to see this story tackled.

suffering from the hunger

The second segment that interests us is The Hunger. Cora (Sarah Louise), a young woman estranged from her mother (Cathy Long), has just split with her boyfriend (Riley Andrews). She is asked if she is ok, looking pale, and replies that she has a hunger. As the segment progresses she is eating obsessively but can’t seem to satisfy it. Strangers seem to be approaching her telling her that she is hungry and should eat… There is a way to satisfy it and, suffice it to say, this relies on The History of Sidi Nu’uman, from the Arabian Nights, and its Western reinterpretation by Hoffmann, Vampirismus.

Julia Van Dam as Ezerra

The two stories work but are not the most interesting in the film. They do belie their own low budget, especially The Hunger, which has a great sense of unease as the strangers approach Cora. I think 5 out of 10 for them is fair. The imdb page is here.

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Handbook of the Vampire: The Bloody Countess Elizabeth Bathory

Written for Handbook of the Vampire by Cristina Santos the Chapter Page can be found here.

One of the early comments in this chapter that struck me was the fact that the Erzsébet Báthory story is one of the witch/vampire hybrid. This hybrid is found scattered throughout the megatext but I had never really looked at Báthory in that way. When pointed out, it is obvious. Not only is she (in many versions of the tale) aided by a woman versed in witchcraft but the whole bathing in blood to gain youth and vitality is certainly within the sphere of magic/witchcraft.

Santos looks at a variety of texts to explore the development of the mythologisation of the historical Báthory into the Bloody Countess – primarily prose, but also touching into both films and TV series that have reached into the myth. It was only after reading this, and considering this article, that it struck me that the author did not use the film Countess Dracula within the chapter; an omission given that the Hammer film likely brought the Báthory story to a generation of cinemagoers and the conflation of Báthory with Dracula in the title. The author looks at the way “his-stories” about the countess were constructed by those with power and a vested interest in her demonisation, which make the historical documentation complex. I will mention that the author does state that Gilles de Rais did not undergo a vampiric mythologisation (10), this is not entirely true. Whilst de Rais is considerably less well known, J K Huysmans (for instance) does liken De Rais to a vampire in his 1891 novel Là-Bas.

One thing I do like, when reading reference works on vampires, is to get new media to look at. Santos has put me on the track of the series American Horror Story: Coven and Salem, with aspects in them using that Báthory-like witch/vampire hybrid and the cosmetic use of or bathing in blood. Certainly, at the time I wrote this article, Coven had an instance of energy vampirism in the first episode (and the link above goes to my thoughts on the season). As for the essay, it was a very good read, it didn’t suffer from the missing Hammer film (I only thought of it after the fact) and the de Rais comment is minor. An excellent entry to the Handbook.

Honourable Mention: American Horror Story: Coven

I have looked at two of the American Horror Story seasons here; Hotel and Double Feature. As I don’t religiously watch the series, all I knew about Coven (which is season 3 and was aired in 2013) was that it was about witches and that character Queenie (Gabourey Sidibe) recurred in Hotel (and a couple of other seasons). It was reading the Handbook of the Vampire chapter Bloody Countess Elizabeth Bathory that I discovered there were some vampire/Bathory moments in the season. Indeed, there is an energy vampire moment and something akin to Bathory.

draining his life

The energy vampire moment is the first we see and it involves Fiona Good (Jessica Lange). We later discover that she is the Supreme, the powerful witch in charge of the coven of witches that dates back to Salem. When we first see her, she is meeting with Dr David Zhong (Ian Anthony Dale, Angel) whose research into a de-aging/youth serum she has been sponsoring. It is still being trialled on animals but she demands he use it on her. In the next scene she is in her apartment, listening to In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida and taking drugs. Zhong comes in, having been summoned, and she has not seen any tangible results and demands a higher dosage. He refuses and says he’ll tender his resignation. She starts using her power, stopping him leaving and throwing him round the room. Then she gets him and sucks the youth/life out of him, leaving him aged and husked. She becomes younger but just for a moment – she can’t get the energy to stick.

using the poultice

The other scene is back in time and involves Madame Delphine LaLaurie (Kathy Bates, AHS: Hotel). She is a reprehensible character all round (she becomes a character in the present but not due to her ‘beauty regime’), who is vicious to her daughters, racist, a slaveholder and a sadistic serial killer. We discover later in the series that she tortured animals as a child, but from the beginning we realise that she imprisoned, tortured and brutalised slaves. We see her applying a poultice, red like blood, and she is running out and so makes her daughter help her cut open a chained slave. The important ingredient to the poultice is not blood, rather it is the human pancreas. The poultice, incidentally, does not work so she is more acting like a vampire.

And that is it, two fleeting visitations of (very momentary) energy vampirism and using human organs (in this case) to maintain youth and beauty. The imdb page is here.

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Kickstarter: Dracula: Rise of the Vampire

From Director Dean Meadows comes a crowdsourcing for a British film that is said to be an unofficial sequel to Dracula AD 1972/Satanic Rites of Dracula and is set to star scream queen Eileen Daly as Countess Dracula and planned to be the first of a trilogy of films.

The blurb from the Kickstarter Page:

When a satanic cult hellbent on raising the legendary Count Dracula commits a bloodthirsty massacre in a London church, former disgraced detective, Gabriel Lee, must return to the field alongside his ex-partner to battle the undead and prevent a vampire apocalypse.

Combining modern day horror and action with gripping drama and a whole host of legacy characters, Dracula: Rise of the Vampire begins a new chapter in British horror whilst delivering a heartfelt homage to the Hammer classics.

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Classic Literature: The Vampyre Bride

Written by Edwin Roberts and released in 1850, this was one of the stories that struck me in the excellent anthology Night’s Black Agents. The story was originally published in Reynold’s Miscellany. It is interesting because it's a fictionalised version of the Erzsébet Báthory story.

This is hinted at, at the start of the story, by it saying, “The events of which the following story derives its origin had their genesis in certain terrible facts which occurred in Hungary in the beginning of the last century” – or “based on true events” as many a modern movie might claim. This was, of course, inaccurate as Báthory lived 1560 to 1614 and her acts (if they happened) did not occur in the 18th Century.

Nevertheless, this is recognisably Báthory though she is renamed Countess Gouvina, a socialite who is famed for her lavish entertainments. Eventually, however, her social events begin to be avoided and she finds herself in love with a Prince Wladimir – a younger man who does not seem to reciprocate her feelings. She looks to find a methodology of becoming younger and consults witches and, having been told some secrets, discovers the truth of them as she gets blood on her hand, having smashed a mirror into a young maid, in a fit of rage.

Unlike the death count attributed to the historical Báthory, Countess Gouvina is listed as having killed no less than 300 maidens. Her undoing comes when her men kidnap a young peasant woman, but the girl's plucky suitor realises where she has been taken to and decides to rescue her. He gets the authorities involved after the rescue, having seen the Countess’ depravity. From his perspective we get the commentary: “To the brink of that murder pool, where the vampire-woman—as the frenzied youth thought her—drank of living blood, and bathed her limbs in its sanguine tide.” This connects the Countess with blood drinking as well as the more famous pastime and it is a very early connection, of course. Just a note that I checked the quote in a digitized version of the Reynold’s Miscellany,* the modern book actually typos this, replacing “tide” with “title”.

*The linked document is the 1851 collected Reynold’s Miscellany volume V.

Night's Black Agents: An Anthology of Vampire Fiction – review

Editor: Daniel Corrick

First published: 2023

Contains spoilers

The Blurb: The vampire is the most glamorous and iconic of Gothic figures. In Night's Black Agents, editor Daniel Corrick assembles a baker's dozen of tales that trace the sanguinary path of this thirsty, mythical creature from the early nineteenth century, where it acted as an incarnation of fears of libertinism and diabolism, appearing as the Satanic villain in penny dreadfuls, through to the early twentieth century, where it appeared as both femme fatale and homoerotic bloodsucker.

The Review: To use the colloquial, vampire anthologies are a dime a dozen and so if you are starting out with your vampire collection any one will likely be worthwhile, as you get longer in the tooth there needs to be something special about the stories contained within.

All I can say about Night’s Black Agents is… wow. Editor Daniel Corrick has dug up some vampire gold within these pages. There were only three stories within I already had, Polidori’s The Vampyre is a commonly anthologised tale but, of course, as the first English language vampire prose it earns its place. The other two stories are more obscure, those being Dumas père’s the Pale Lady and Ulrichs’ Manor, both interesting and important vampire stories in their own right. However, the book has many more stories, with the volume containing nine Nineteenth Century stories and four from the early Twentieth Century in total.

I’m not going to go too deeply into details but there are some great early use of tropes within. For instance, I have argued that William H G Kingston’s the Vampire; or, Pedro Pacheco and the Bruxa from 1863 represented a pre-Stoker use of transformation of vampire to bat (which others have refuted, I’ll let the reader decide). However Corrick has found an earlier Kingston story from 1846, entitled the Bruxa and featuring the vampiric witch and Portugal again, which has a definitive transformation from (living) vampire to bat (or bat-like creature), making it the earliest example I am aware of to be published in English. Likewise, Edwin F Roberts’ The Vampyre Bride, from 1850, changes the Countess’ name but essentially uses the Báthory story. Both of these will be subject to their own ‘Classic Literature’ blog post in the future.

My congratulations to Daniel Corrick for this collection, it is absolutely essential for anyone who enjoys 19th (and early 20th) century vampire stories or is a student of such stories. 9 out of 10.

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V is for Vampire – review

Director: Paul Knop

Release date: 2000

Contains spoilers

A straight to VHS film, this is a washed-out looking affair but, despite amateur acting and a simple storyline, there is something amusing to this and a good nugget of an idea. It had a very short run on Blu-Ray but don’t expect any remastering, if you can track it down.

It starts in Eastern Europe in 1599 and Mi Lady (Michele Mattert) is taking a bubble bath as the, maid, Greta (Lori Boyd), comes upstairs carrying a lamp. She brings a towel and Mi Lady gets out to be dried but Greta slits her throat and allows the blood to pour into the bath. The real mistress of the house is the Countess and her bath has been prepared.

photoshoot

In the modern-day Marty Larson (Amy Luciano) is an agent and one of her clients is portrait artist turned photographer (and whinger) Carlo (Greg Dukes). She has an idea for him – world famous vampire novelist Laura Manning (Vicki DiSalvo) is running a photography competition and the winner will get to photograph the cover of her new novel – V is for Vampire. Carlo is enthused and talks model (and girlfriend, it seems) Stacy (Josalyn Steele) into posing.

bubble bath shoot

We get quite a long sequence of his photoshoots and, unusually, there is no nudity thrown in this flick. Unfortunately, Marty doesn’t think the shots are good enough. Even worse, her boyfriend is Zach (Tony McDowel) and he is also a photographer and, having seen what Carlo produced, he decides to enter the competition also. He asks model Kristy (Jenny Tarnowski) to pose but she refuses due to the place she is in her career. He gets her into a bubble bath, shoots her with a crossbow (the shaft looking like a stake), Marty adds fangs and this becomes his entry.

Vicki DiSalvo as Laura

So, the photo wins the competition and they get to meet the reclusive Laura Manning, who confides that her Countess Karnstein character was based on a real aristocrat who bathed in blood to stay young and also drank it. So, we have a conflation of Carmilla (through name) and Bathory through action. Funnily enough, Marty suggests that the novel ‘the Countess’ reads almost as though it was actual memoirs… Could Laura be a vampire? What will happen to Marty and Zach if she is?

fangs

We don’t get much in the way of lore – simply that a vampire cannot be photographed. The film is very short (less than an hour) and looks dreadful in its washed out, VHS print way – in fact the poster for the film is probably the best looking part of it. But I liked the (very basic) story and despite the amateur acting (or over-acting) I was kind of taken by the characters. Not that the film is brilliant, it isn’t by any stretch of the imagination, but it amused me whilst on. 4 out of 10 is probably overly generous but less feels churlish.

The imdb page is here.