Thursday, October 02, 2014

Taliesin's Worst 100

I’ve had a Taliesin’s Top 100 for some time, it’s a living list that changes as new reviews reveal films that deserve to be in that upper echelon of vampire films. What I never did was compile a worst 100 – until now. Things to note:

This runs as #1 being the worst.

These really are the worst – the absolute stinkers from the reviews over the years (though the worst does not have a review – even I could not watch it) and, in many cases, there is very little to separate one from another. Yet even then there will be something in some of these that appeals to some viewers. Sharp eyed readers will notice that I actually reviewed Blade: House Of Chthon as 0 out of 10 but that was for the set and not the content and so it does not appear.

These are all judgement calls on my part. Also, if I haven’t reviewed it yet then it can’t appear on the list. For that very reason any of the various, incredibly awful, adult vampire movies out there have not appeared as the TMtV policy is not to review such films.

Honourable (or perhaps Dishonourable) Mentions do not qualify for this list. In the Top 100 I did include ‘Vamp or Not?’ entries, but have decided not to do so for this list.

TV shows/episodes do qualify for the list.

I am hoping it will be dynamic as I see/review films not on the list.

One thing is certain, you will disagree with the list, iro inclusions, omissions and order.

  1. Geek Maggot Bingo
  2. Acid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter
  3. Robo Vampire
  4. Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires: the Curse of Ed Wood
  5. Gypsy Vampire: The Final Bloodlust
  6. Counter Destroyer
  7. The IronBound Vampire
  8. Dominion
  9. How to slay a Vampire
  10. Tales from the Crapper
  11. Nosferatu in Brazil
  12. Sorority House Vampires from Hell
  13. the Dark Gift
  14. Malibu Beach Vampires
  15. Bluberella
  16. Treasure Chest of Horror
  17. The Spanish Inn
  18. Ankle Biters
  19. New Breed
  20. Dracula's Orgy of the Damned
  21. Party Day Massacre Stories
  22. Vampire Dentist
  23. Witchcraft VII: Judgement Hour
  24. Red Lips
  25. Mama Dracula
  26. Immortal Kiss: Queen of the Night
  27. I, Vampiri: Trilogy of Blood
  28. NightShadow: A Vampire's Chronicle
  29. Blood Slaves of the Vampire Wolf
  30. Gypsy Vampire's Revenge
  31. Gypsy Vampire 3: Freaky Friday
  32. Tender Dracula
  33. Devil's Dynamite
  34. Artifacts of Time
  35. Demon Queen
  36. Vampires and Other Stereotypes
  37. Scarlett Moon
  38. Night Hunter
  39. Skin Eating Jungle Vampires
  40. Witchcraft X: Mistress of the Craft
  41. Die Hard Dracula
  42. At Dawn They Sleep
  43. Vampire Blues
  44. Track of the Vampire
  45. Horror of the Blood monsters
  46. Saturday the 14th Strikes Back
  47. Psyched by the 4D Witch
  48. Vampire Ticks from Outer Space
  49. Gypsy Vampire
  50. Demons - season 1
  51. Zombies: the Beginning
  52. Red Lips 2: Bloodlust
  53. Vampire Sunrise
  54. Shira: the Vampire Samurai
  55. Addicted to Murder 3: Bloodlust Vampire Killer
  56. Dracula in Love
  57. Vampiyaz
  58. Bloodspit
  59. Vampire Cop
  60. Vampires on Bikini Beach
  61. Avia Vampire Hunter
  62. Vampire's Call
  63. Vampire's Call 2
  64. Vampire Junction
  65. Project Vampire
  66. Vampire Strippers
  67. The Dreaded
  68. Loved Ones
  69. Sexandroide
  70. Dracula Vampyre in Beijing
  71. Vampire Holocaust
  72. Vampire Knights
  73. Dracula (the Dirty Old Man)
  74. Vampire Honeymoon
  75. Addicted to Murder 2: Tainted Blood
  76. 1313: boy crazies
  77. The Sisterhood
  78. My Son the Vampire
  79. Shower of Blood
  80. Son of Dracula (1974)
  81. Vampire Assassin (2005)
  82. Bitten: Victoria's Shadow
  83. Taintlight
  84. Vampire Whores from Outer Space
  85. Dracula in Vegas
  86. I Dream of Dracula
  87. Vampiro
  88. Gallery of Horrors
  89. Vampira
  90. Blood Kiss
  91. Dracula Vs Frankenstein (2002)
  92. Dracula Vs Frankenstein (1971)
  93. Blood Freak
  94. Twisted Tales 2
  95. Corpse Master
  96. Fist of the Vampire
  97. The Lost World: Vampires
  98. The Night Seekers
  99. Voodoo Nightmare
  100. Inner Circle


Alex. G said...

So many recommendations, so little time.

Taliesin_ttlg said...

Hi Alex. This list would be less recommendations and more challenges ;)