Thursday, October 02, 2014

Taliesin's Worst 100

I’ve had a Taliesin’s Top 100 for some time, it’s a living list that changes as new reviews reveal films that deserve to be in that upper echelon of vampire films. What I never did was compile a worst 100 – until now. Things to note:

This runs as #1 being the worst.

These really are the worst – the absolute stinkers from the reviews over the years (though the worst does not have a review – even I could not watch it) and, in many cases, there is very little to separate one from another. Yet even then there will be something in some of these that appeals to some viewers. Sharp eyed readers will notice that I actually reviewed Blade: House Of Chthon as 0 out of 10 but that was for the set and not the content and so it does not appear.

These are all judgement calls on my part. Also, if I haven’t reviewed it yet then it can’t appear on the list. For that very reason any of the various, incredibly awful, adult vampire movies out there have not appeared as the TMtV policy is not to review such films.

Honourable (or perhaps Dishonourable) Mentions do not qualify for this list. In the Top 100 I did include ‘Vamp or Not?’ entries, but have decided not to do so for this list.

TV shows/episodes do qualify for the list.

I am hoping it will be dynamic as I see/review films not on the list.

One thing is certain, you will disagree with the list, iro inclusions, omissions and order.

  1. Geek Maggot Bingo
  2. Acid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter
  3. Robo Vampire
  4. Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires: the Curse of Ed Wood
  5. Gypsy Vampire: The Final Bloodlust
  6. Counter Destroyer
  7. The IronBound Vampire
  8. Dominion
  9. How to slay a Vampire
  10. Tales from the Crapper
  11. Nosferatu in Brazil
  12. Sorority House Vampires from Hell
  13. the Dark Gift
  14. Malibu Beach Vampires
  15. Bluberella
  16. Treasure Chest of Horror
  17. The Spanish Inn
  18. Ankle Biters
  19. Vampire Dentist
  20. Witchcraft VII: Judgement Hour
  21. Red Lips
  22. Mama Dracula
  23. Immortal Kiss: Queen of the Night
  24. I, Vampiri: Trilogy of Blood
  25. Blood Slaves of the Vampire Wolf
  26. Gypsy Vampire's Revenge
  27. Gypsy Vampire 3: Freaky Friday
  28. Tender Dracula
  29. Devil's Dynamite
  30. Artifacts of Time
  31. Demon Queen
  32. Vampires and Other Stereotypes
  33. Scarlett Moon
  34. Night Hunter
  35. Skin Eating Jungle Vampires
  36. Witchcraft X: Mistress of the Craft
  37. Die Hard Dracula
  38. At Dawn They Sleep
  39. Vampire Blues
  40. Track of the Vampire
  41. Horror of the Blood monsters
  42. Saturday the 14th Strikes Back
  43. Psyched by the 4D Witch
  44. Gypsy Vampire
  45. Demons - season 1
  46. Zombies: the Beginning
  47. Red Lips 2: Bloodlust
  48. Shira: the Vampire Samurai
  49. Addicted to Murder 3: Bloodlust Vampire Killer
  50. Vampiyaz
  51. Bloodspit
  52. Vampire Cop
  53. Vampires on Bikini Beach
  54. Avia Vampire Hunter
  55. Vampire's Call
  56. Vampire's Call 2
  57. Vampire Junction
  58. Project Vampire
  59. The Dreaded
  60. Loved Ones
  61. Sexandroide
  62. Vampire Holocaust
  63. Vampire Knights
  64. Dracula (the Dirty Old Man)
  65. Vampire Honeymoon
  66. Addicted to Murder 2: Tainted Blood
  67. 1313: boy crazies
  68. The Sisterhood
  69. My Son the Vampire
  70. Shower of Blood
  71. Son of Dracula (1974)
  72. Vampire Assassin (2005)
  73. Taintlight
  74. Vampire Whores from Outer Space
  75. I Dream of Dracula
  76. Vampiro
  77. Gallery of Horrors
  78. Vampira
  79. Blood Kiss
  80. Dracula Vs Frankenstein
  81. Blood Freak
  82. Twisted Tales 2
  83. Corpse Master
  84. Fist of the Vampire
  85. The Lost World: Vampires
  86. The Night Seekers
  87. Voodoo Nightmare
  88. An Irish Vampire in Hollywood
  89. Inner Circle
  90. Killer Barbys Vs Dracula
  91. Rockabilly Vampire
  92. Déjà Vu
  93. Morgana
  94. Potent Media's Sugar Skull Girls
  95. Nightfall
  96. Manborg
  97. Haunting Desires
  98. Nash Bridges: Superstition
  99. Erotic Vampires of Beverly Hills
  100. Saint Dracula


Alex said...

So many recommendations, so little time.

Taliesin_ttlg said...

Hi Alex. This list would be less recommendations and more challenges ;)