Thursday, October 02, 2014

Taliesin's Worst 100

I’ve had a Taliesin’s Top 100 for some time, it’s a living list that changes as new reviews reveal films that deserve to be in that upper echelon of vampire films. What I never did was compile a worst 100 – until now. Things to note:

This runs as #1 being the worst.

These really are the worst – the absolute stinkers from the reviews over the years (though the worst does not have a review – even I could not watch it) and, in many cases, there is very little to separate one from another. Yet even then there will be something in some of these that appeals to some viewers. Sharp eyed readers will notice that I actually reviewed Blade: House Of Chthon as 0 out of 10 but that was for the set and not the content and so it does not appear.

These are all judgement calls on my part. Also, if I haven’t reviewed it yet then it can’t appear on the list. For that very reason any of the various, incredibly awful, adult vampire movies out there have not appeared as the TMtV policy is not to review such films.

Honourable (or perhaps Dishonourable) Mentions do not qualify for this list. In the Top 100 I did include ‘Vamp or Not?’ entries, but have decided not to do so for this list.

TV shows/episodes do qualify for the list.

I am hoping it will be dynamic as I see/review films not on the list.

One thing is certain, you will disagree with the list, iro inclusions, omissions and order.

  1. Geek Maggot Bingo
  2. Acid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter
  3. Robo Vampire
  4. Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires: the Curse of Ed Wood
  5. Gypsy Vampire: The Final Bloodlust
  6. Counter Destroyer
  7. The IronBound Vampire
  8. Dominion
  9. How to slay a Vampire
  10. Tales from the Crapper
  11. Nosferatu in Brazil
  12. Sorority House Vampires from Hell
  13. the Dark Gift
  14. Malibu Beach Vampires
  15. Bluberella
  16. Treasure Chest of Horror
  17. The Spanish Inn
  18. Ankle Biters
  19. New Breed
  20. Vampire Dentist
  21. Witchcraft VII: Judgement Hour
  22. Red Lips
  23. Mama Dracula
  24. Immortal Kiss: Queen of the Night
  25. I, Vampiri: Trilogy of Blood
  26. Blood Slaves of the Vampire Wolf
  27. Gypsy Vampire's Revenge
  28. Gypsy Vampire 3: Freaky Friday
  29. Tender Dracula
  30. Devil's Dynamite
  31. Artifacts of Time
  32. Demon Queen
  33. Vampires and Other Stereotypes
  34. Scarlett Moon
  35. Night Hunter
  36. Skin Eating Jungle Vampires
  37. Witchcraft X: Mistress of the Craft
  38. Die Hard Dracula
  39. At Dawn They Sleep
  40. Vampire Blues
  41. Track of the Vampire
  42. Horror of the Blood monsters
  43. Saturday the 14th Strikes Back
  44. Psyched by the 4D Witch
  45. Vampire Ticks from Outer Space
  46. Gypsy Vampire
  47. Demons - season 1
  48. Zombies: the Beginning
  49. Red Lips 2: Bloodlust
  50. Vampire Sunrise
  51. Shira: the Vampire Samurai
  52. Addicted to Murder 3: Bloodlust Vampire Killer
  53. Dracula in Love
  54. Vampiyaz
  55. Bloodspit
  56. Vampire Cop
  57. Vampires on Bikini Beach
  58. Avia Vampire Hunter
  59. Vampire's Call
  60. Vampire's Call 2
  61. Vampire Junction
  62. Project Vampire
  63. The Dreaded
  64. Loved Ones
  65. Sexandroide
  66. Vampire Holocaust
  67. Vampire Knights
  68. Dracula (the Dirty Old Man)
  69. Vampire Honeymoon
  70. Addicted to Murder 2: Tainted Blood
  71. 1313: boy crazies
  72. The Sisterhood
  73. My Son the Vampire
  74. Shower of Blood
  75. Son of Dracula (1974)
  76. Vampire Assassin (2005)
  77. Bitten: Victoria's Shadow
  78. Taintlight
  79. Vampire Whores from Outer Space
  80. I Dream of Dracula
  81. Vampiro
  82. Gallery of Horrors
  83. Vampira
  84. Blood Kiss
  85. Dracula Vs Frankenstein
  86. Blood Freak
  87. Twisted Tales 2
  88. Corpse Master
  89. Fist of the Vampire
  90. The Lost World: Vampires
  91. The Night Seekers
  92. Voodoo Nightmare
  93. An Irish Vampire in Hollywood
  94. Inner Circle
  95. Killer Barbys Vs Dracula
  96. Rockabilly Vampire
  97. Déjà Vu
  98. Morgana
  99. Potent Media's Sugar Skull Girls
  100. Nightfall


Alex said...

So many recommendations, so little time.

Taliesin_ttlg said...

Hi Alex. This list would be less recommendations and more challenges ;)