Thursday, October 02, 2014

Taliesin's Worst 100

I’ve had a Taliesin’s Top 100 for some time, it’s a living list that changes as new reviews reveal films that deserve to be in that upper echelon of vampire films. What I never did was compile a worst 100 – until now. Things to note:

This runs as #1 being the worst.

These really are the worst – the absolute stinkers from the reviews over the years (though the worst does not have a review – even I could not watch it) and, in many cases, there is very little to separate one from another. Yet even then there will be something in some of these that appeals to some viewers. Sharp eyed readers will notice that I actually reviewed Blade: House Of Chthon as 0 out of 10 but that was for the set and not the content and so it does not appear.

These are all judgement calls on my part. Also, if I haven’t reviewed it yet then it can’t appear on the list. For that very reason any of the various, incredibly awful, adult vampire movies out there have not appeared as the TMtV policy is not to review such films.

Honourable (or perhaps Dishonourable) Mentions do not qualify for this list. In the Top 100 I did include ‘Vamp or Not?’ entries, but have decided not to do so for this list.

TV shows/episodes do qualify for the list.

I am hoping it will be dynamic as I see/review films not on the list.

One thing is certain, you will disagree with the list, iro inclusions, omissions and order.

  1. Geek Maggot Bingo
  2. Acid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter
  3. Robo Vampire
  4. Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires: the Curse of Ed Wood
  5. Gypsy Vampire: The Final Bloodlust
  6. Counter Destroyer
  7. The IronBound Vampire
  8. Dominion
  9. How to slay a Vampire
  10. Tales from the Crapper
  11. Nosferatu in Brazil
  12. Sorority House Vampires from Hell
  13. the Dark Gift
  14. Malibu Beach Vampires
  15. Bluberella
  16. Treasure Chest of Horror
  17. The Spanish Inn
  18. Ankle Biters
  19. New Breed
  20. Vampire Dentist
  21. Witchcraft VII: Judgement Hour
  22. Red Lips
  23. Mama Dracula
  24. Immortal Kiss: Queen of the Night
  25. I, Vampiri: Trilogy of Blood
  26. Blood Slaves of the Vampire Wolf
  27. Gypsy Vampire's Revenge
  28. Gypsy Vampire 3: Freaky Friday
  29. Tender Dracula
  30. Devil's Dynamite
  31. Artifacts of Time
  32. Demon Queen
  33. Vampires and Other Stereotypes
  34. Scarlett Moon
  35. Night Hunter
  36. Skin Eating Jungle Vampires
  37. Witchcraft X: Mistress of the Craft
  38. Die Hard Dracula
  39. At Dawn They Sleep
  40. Vampire Blues
  41. Track of the Vampire
  42. Horror of the Blood monsters
  43. Saturday the 14th Strikes Back
  44. Psyched by the 4D Witch
  45. Vampire Ticks from Outer Space
  46. Gypsy Vampire
  47. Demons - season 1
  48. Zombies: the Beginning
  49. Red Lips 2: Bloodlust
  50. Shira: the Vampire Samurai
  51. Addicted to Murder 3: Bloodlust Vampire Killer
  52. Dracula in Love
  53. Vampiyaz
  54. Bloodspit
  55. Vampire Cop
  56. Vampires on Bikini Beach
  57. Avia Vampire Hunter
  58. Vampire's Call
  59. Vampire's Call 2
  60. Vampire Junction
  61. Project Vampire
  62. The Dreaded
  63. Loved Ones
  64. Sexandroide
  65. Vampire Holocaust
  66. Vampire Knights
  67. Dracula (the Dirty Old Man)
  68. Vampire Honeymoon
  69. Addicted to Murder 2: Tainted Blood
  70. 1313: boy crazies
  71. The Sisterhood
  72. My Son the Vampire
  73. Shower of Blood
  74. Son of Dracula (1974)
  75. Vampire Assassin (2005)
  76. Bitten: Victoria's Shadow
  77. Taintlight
  78. Vampire Whores from Outer Space
  79. I Dream of Dracula
  80. Vampiro
  81. Gallery of Horrors
  82. Vampira
  83. Blood Kiss
  84. Dracula Vs Frankenstein
  85. Blood Freak
  86. Twisted Tales 2
  87. Corpse Master
  88. Fist of the Vampire
  89. The Lost World: Vampires
  90. The Night Seekers
  91. Voodoo Nightmare
  92. An Irish Vampire in Hollywood
  93. Inner Circle
  94. Killer Barbys Vs Dracula
  95. Rockabilly Vampire
  96. Déjà Vu
  97. Morgana
  98. Potent Media's Sugar Skull Girls
  99. Nightfall
  100. Manborg


Alex said...

So many recommendations, so little time.

Taliesin_ttlg said...

Hi Alex. This list would be less recommendations and more challenges ;)