Taliesin's Worst 100

I’ve had a Taliesin’s Top 100 for some time, it’s a living list that changes as new reviews reveal films that deserve to be in that upper echelon of vampire films. What I never did was compile a worst 100 – until now. Things to note:

This runs as #1 being the worst.

These really are the worst – the absolute stinkers from the reviews over the years (though the worst does not have a review – even I could not watch it) and, in many cases, there is very little to separate one from another. Yet even then there will be something in some of these that appeals to some viewers. Sharp eyed readers will notice that I actually reviewed Blade: House Of Chthon as 0 out of 10 but that was for the set and not the content and so it does not appear.

These are all judgement calls on my part. Also, if I haven’t reviewed it yet then it can’t appear on the list. For that very reason any of the various, incredibly awful, adult vampire movies out there have not appeared as the TMtV policy is not to review such films.

Honourable (or perhaps Dishonourable) Mentions do not qualify for this list. In the Top 100 I did include ‘Vamp or Not?’ entries, but have decided not to do so for this list.

TV shows/episodes do qualify for the list.

I am hoping it will be dynamic as I see/review films not on the list.

One thing is certain, you will disagree with the list, iro inclusions, omissions and order.

1. Geek Maggot Bingo
2. Acid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter
3. Robo Vampire
4. Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires: the Curse of Ed Wood
5. Gypsy Vampire: The Final Bloodlust
6. Counter Destroyer
7. The IronBound Vampire
8. Dominion
9. How to slay a Vampire
10. Tales from the Crapper
11. Nosferatu in Brazil
12. Sorority House Vampires from Hell
13. the Dark Gift
14. Malibu Beach Vampires
15. Bluberella
16. Treasure Chest of Horror
17. The Spanish Inn
18. Ankle Biters
19. New Breed
20. Dracula's Orgy of the Damned
21. Party Day Massacre Stories
22. City of Demons
23. Haunted Hotties
24. Vampire Dentist
25. Witchcraft VII: Judgement Hour
26. Red Lips
27. Mama Dracula
28. Immortal Kiss: Queen of the Night
29. I, Vampiri: Trilogy of Blood
30. NightShadow: A Vampire's Chronicle
31. Blood Slaves of the Vampire Wolf
32. Gypsy Vampire's Revenge
33. Gypsy Vampire 3: Freaky Friday
34. Tender Dracula
35. Devil's Dynamite
36. Artifacts of Time
37. Demon Queen
38. Vampires and Other Stereotypes
39. Scarlett Moon
40. Night Hunter
41. Skin Eating Jungle Vampires
42. Witchcraft X: Mistress of the Craft
43. Die Hard Dracula
44. At Dawn They Sleep
45. Vampire Blues
46. Track of the Vampire
47. Horror of the Blood monsters
48. Saturday the 14th Strikes Back
49. Psyched by the 4D Witch
50. Vampire Ticks from Outer Space
51. Gypsy Vampire
52. Demons - season 1
53. Zombies: the Beginning
54. Red Lips 2: Bloodlust
55. Vampire Sunrise
56. Shira: the Vampire Samurai
57. Addicted to Murder 3: Bloodlust Vampire Killer
58. Dracula in Love
59. Vampiyaz
60. Bloodspit
61. Vampire Cop
62. Vampires on Bikini Beach
63. Avia Vampire Hunter
64. Vampire's Call
65. Vampire's Call 2
66. Vampire Junction
67. Project Vampire
68. Vampire Strippers
69. Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk
70. The Dreaded
71. Loved Ones
72. Sexandroide
73. Dracula Vampyre in Beijing
74. Vampire Holocaust
75. Vampire Knights
76. Dracula (the Dirty Old Man)
77. Vampire Honeymoon
78. Addicted to Murder 2: Tainted Blood
79. 1313: boy crazies
80. The Sisterhood
81. My Son the Vampire
82. Shower of Blood
83. Son of Dracula (1974)
84. Vampire Assassin (2005)
85. Bitten: Victoria's Shadow
86. Taintlight
87. Vampire Whores from Outer Space
88. Dracula in Vegas
89. I Dream of Dracula
90. Vampiro
91. Gallery of Horrors
92. Vampira
93. Blood Kiss
94. Dracula Vs Frankenstein (2002)
95. Dracula Vs Frankenstein (1971)
96. Blood Freak
97. Twisted Tales 2
98. Corpse Master
99. Fist of the Vampire
100. The Lost World: Vampires