Thursday, October 02, 2014

Taliesin's Worst 100

I’ve had a Taliesin’s Top 100 for some time, it’s a living list that changes as new reviews reveal films that deserve to be in that upper echelon of vampire films. What I never did was compile a worst 100 – until now. Things to note:

This runs as #1 being the worst.

These really are the worst – the absolute stinkers from the reviews over the years (though the worst does not have a review – even I could not watch it) and, in many cases, there is very little to separate one from another. Yet even then there will be something in some of these that appeals to some viewers. Sharp eyed readers will notice that I actually reviewed Blade: House Of Chthon as 0 out of 10 but that was for the set and not the content and so it does not appear.

These are all judgement calls on my part. Also, if I haven’t reviewed it yet then it can’t appear on the list. For that very reason any of the various, incredibly awful, adult vampire movies out there have not appeared as the TMtV policy is not to review such films.

Honourable (or perhaps Dishonourable) Mentions do not qualify for this list. In the Top 100 I did include ‘Vamp or Not?’ entries, but have decided not to do so for this list.

TV shows/episodes do qualify for the list.

I am hoping it will be dynamic as I see/review films not on the list.

One thing is certain, you will disagree with the list, iro inclusions, omissions and order.

  1. Geek Maggot Bingo
  2. Acid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter
  3. Robo Vampire
  4. Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires: the Curse of Ed Wood
  5. Gypsy Vampire: The Final Bloodlust
  6. Counter Destroyer
  7. The IronBound Vampire
  8. Dominion
  9. How to slay a Vampire
  10. Tales from the Crapper
  11. Nosferatu in Brazil
  12. Sorority House Vampires from Hell
  13. the Dark Gift
  14. Malibu Beach Vampires
  15. Bluberella
  16. Treasure Chest of Horror
  17. The Spanish Inn
  18. Ankle Biters
  19. New Breed
  20. Vampire Dentist
  21. Witchcraft VII: Judgement Hour
  22. Red Lips
  23. Mama Dracula
  24. Immortal Kiss: Queen of the Night
  25. I, Vampiri: Trilogy of Blood
  26. NightShadow: A Vampire's Chronicle
  27. Blood Slaves of the Vampire Wolf
  28. Gypsy Vampire's Revenge
  29. Gypsy Vampire 3: Freaky Friday
  30. Tender Dracula
  31. Devil's Dynamite
  32. Artifacts of Time
  33. Demon Queen
  34. Vampires and Other Stereotypes
  35. Scarlett Moon
  36. Night Hunter
  37. Skin Eating Jungle Vampires
  38. Witchcraft X: Mistress of the Craft
  39. Die Hard Dracula
  40. At Dawn They Sleep
  41. Vampire Blues
  42. Track of the Vampire
  43. Horror of the Blood monsters
  44. Saturday the 14th Strikes Back
  45. Psyched by the 4D Witch
  46. Vampire Ticks from Outer Space
  47. Gypsy Vampire
  48. Demons - season 1
  49. Zombies: the Beginning
  50. Red Lips 2: Bloodlust
  51. Vampire Sunrise
  52. Shira: the Vampire Samurai
  53. Addicted to Murder 3: Bloodlust Vampire Killer
  54. Dracula in Love
  55. Vampiyaz
  56. Bloodspit
  57. Vampire Cop
  58. Vampires on Bikini Beach
  59. Avia Vampire Hunter
  60. Vampire's Call
  61. Vampire's Call 2
  62. Vampire Junction
  63. Project Vampire
  64. The Dreaded
  65. Loved Ones
  66. Sexandroide
  67. Dracula Vampyre in Beijing
  68. Vampire Holocaust
  69. Vampire Knights
  70. Dracula (the Dirty Old Man)
  71. Vampire Honeymoon
  72. Addicted to Murder 2: Tainted Blood
  73. 1313: boy crazies
  74. The Sisterhood
  75. My Son the Vampire
  76. Shower of Blood
  77. Son of Dracula (1974)
  78. Vampire Assassin (2005)
  79. Bitten: Victoria's Shadow
  80. Taintlight
  81. Vampire Whores from Outer Space
  82. Dracula in Vegas
  83. I Dream of Dracula
  84. Vampiro
  85. Gallery of Horrors
  86. Vampira
  87. Blood Kiss
  88. Dracula Vs Frankenstein
  89. Blood Freak
  90. Twisted Tales 2
  91. Corpse Master
  92. Fist of the Vampire
  93. The Lost World: Vampires
  94. The Night Seekers
  95. Voodoo Nightmare
  96. An Irish Vampire in Hollywood
  97. Inner Circle
  98. Killer Barbys Vs Dracula
  99. Rockabilly Vampire
  100. Déjà Vu


Alex. G said...

So many recommendations, so little time.

Taliesin_ttlg said...

Hi Alex. This list would be less recommendations and more challenges ;)