Showing posts with label Cain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cain. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 29, 2021

Guest Blog: Cain as Vampire

Today on TMtV we welcome author Dina Rae to the blog. Cain, the biblical figure, has been a source of artistic speculation. Whilst association with vampirism would seem to date to the Vampire the Masquerade game, artistic use of the figure goes back much further (Byron writing a play based on the character where his murderous act is encouraged through mystical visions provided by Lucifer). Like the figure of Lilith, the association of Cain with the vampire is now cemented into popular consciousness and, to mark the novel Peacocks, Pedestals, and Prayers being globally free on September 30th 2021 through to October 4th 2021, Dina Rae offers us a theory for that association.


Vampires have been around since the beginning of time. Cain was the first recorded account of vampirism. Cain's biography began in Genesis as Adam's first son. He and his brother Abel gave God their offerings. Abel was a shepherd, and he gave God a sheep. Cain was a farmer, and he offered God the fruits of his crop. God made it known that He favored Abel's offering. Cain took his brother to a field, and then killed him. Some believed Cain killed him with a rock, while others claimed he killed him with a knife that was used for disembowelling animals. Regardless of the "how", Cain lied to God when asked about Abel's whereabouts. The famous quote "Am I my brother's keeper?" came from this story.

Most believed Cain's motive was jealousy. Cain did not like how God seemed to favor Abel. But in the Muslim faith, Cain and Abel were in love with the same woman, Aclima. She was also Adam's daughter which made her at the very least their half-sister, maybe even their full sister. The offering to God was not about God, but rather using God's favorite gift as a way to determine who would get the girl as a wife.

Furthermore, Ancient Jewish philosophers claimed that Cain was not Adam's son, but Sammael's son, suggesting that Eve was an adulteress. Sammael was an angel who was linked with Satan, or even Satan himself. This made Abel his half-brother. This also meant that Cain was a Nephilim.

But Cain's biography continued. God sentenced Cain to a life of wandering, and he wandered for over seven hundred years. Cain fathered six children, 2 daughters and 4 sons. He was possibly killed by stones when his house collapsed on top of him (Jubilees), a neat and convenient poetic justice from those who believed he killed his brother with a stone. He could have also been killed by Lamech, his great-grandson, who mistook him for a wild beast, which adds further ammunition to the vampire theory.



Somewhere before Cain's death and after he murdered his brother, God put a mark on Cain that cursed him indefinitely. Part of the curse involved an immunity from death. It was written that anyone who tried to kill Cain would suffer a sevenfold vengeance. The type of mark was unknown. Ancient scholar Rav stated that Cain was cursed with horns that protruded from his head. Rashi, another ancient scholar, believed the letter of God was etched into Cain's skull.

Cain wandered away from his family and eventually met Lillith, the first wife of Adam, his father. They had an affair, and she seduced him with ancient witchcraft. She held a ceremony and cut herself open for blood which was collected into a bowl. Cain drank it. This story echoed a pre-anti-Christ Last Supper with the unholy grail.

At some point during Cain's wanderings, three angels independently visited him and offered a chance to repent for his brother's murder. He refused all of them. They further cursed him with a weakness to fire, aversion to sunlight, and an insatiable desire for blood (Talmud, Book of Adam and Eve, and historiolas).

Cain eventually left Lillith and wandered off to Ubar. In the Bible, Cain settled somewhere in the land of Nod which was east of Eden. Cain received fame and respect in his village, gaining power and control. Legend stated that Cain was fascinated by two lovers and changed them into creatures like him. They were given immortality, but chose to walk in sunlight and die after finding out their new kind of life would not grant them children.

Cain was devastated and wanted other beings to be like him. His son Enoch begged Cain to change him into Cain's likeness, and eventually got his wish. Soon the village name of Ubar was changed to Enoch. Enoch eventually learned how to change others to be like him and his father such as heads of state, military, lands, and other high posts. This theory overlapped with other secret society theories connected with vampire dynasties.

Peacocks, Pedestals, and Prayers is a new release about a fallen angel/vampire who hijacks an ancient religion. Biblical lore, ancient cults, Nephilim, vampire allusions, occult, Enoch, exorcism, and mind control are elements of the story.

In Kindle format @ Amazon US

In Kindle format @ Amazon UK

Thursday, January 21, 2021

Xane: The Vampire God – review


Director: Johnny Pendragon

Release date: 2020

Contains spoilers

This one looks as though there was some budget involved and, in many respects, that is worrying as the film was on shaky grounds all the way through. Using a premise of the first vampire being the biblical Cain (Robere Kazadi), the storyline flirts with time paradox – always a concept that will be difficult for any but the adept writer to pull off.

Xane and Frost

So, the paradox starts with some time travel and, thus, we start in the distant future on an apocalyptic earth. Xane (Parker Boles) is hidden within hooded cloak as a ball of light, a spirit called Frost we later hear, comes to him and says that he has found it… this 'it' soon becomes apparent as being the temporal location that Xane wants to travel too. Xane can’t let *them* see his face, so he puts a mask on.

Jenna Farden as Jocelyn

Following a hugely pretentious voiceover, we meet Titus (Parker Boles) – or Ti – who is in the family home, sat at a piano. He speaks briefly to friend Jocelyn (Jenna Farden) and goes to see little brother Lucas (Maximus Xavier Lopez). Lucas is clearly ill (leukaemia we hear later) and Ti gives him their dad’s dog-tags to encourage him to be strong. Back with Jocelyn, he admits that he isn’t going to college, she assumes he is going in the military but he says no. She gets mad with him.

mask

He has a brief chat to mom (Leslie Lelo Lopez) and then he is off camping with Jocelyn and mutual friend Sonny (Dylan Wood). Sonny’s step-father (Jon A. Ravenholt) abused his mother and killed her and Sonny is out of therapy but the tension over Ti’s decision to ‘drop out’ upsets him. Later Jocelyn will be told about the leukaemia and Ti’s plan to work to pay towards treatment (hint – the military pay their recruits too) and feels bad that she was so judgemental.

Brennen Davis as Cpt Henry

Anyway – let's stop mucking around. A mysterious vampire, later revealed to be Captain Henry (Brennen Davis), has been watching them and reports to Cain that Ti bears the mark and they are heading out. They are not long at the campsite when a girl, Gentry (Michelle Oneida), runs up and screams ‘vampires’. All this is in daytime as sunlight appears not to be an issue. They all leg it to an abandoned factory. Sonny has anti-vampire gear as he believes his step-father was one (he was).

Robere Kazadi as Cain

Nevertheless, they are doomed. Gentry is an agent of the vampires and Cain turns up to take Ti and have henchmen kill the friends. However, Xane appears after Cain leaves with Ti, rescues them and kills the henchmen. So, what’s going on? Cain wants to die and only one of his mortal descendants, a first-born son with the mark of Cain, can kill him during a certain astrological moment. Xane is Ti – not a stretch, nor a spoiler really, who killed Cain, took his curse (as someone must have it) and went mad. He essentially destroyed all life on earth and has come back from 10,000 years hence to put things right. Unfortunately, he has caused a paradox and in this altered timeline Cain goes off and kills his mother and kidnaps Lucas.

Cain and Lillith

Cain also has his wife, Lillith (Zoë Kelly), change Ti’s memories so that he sees Xane attacking his friends and not Cain – why Cain wants to be seen as the good guy with the person he wants to kill him is not explained. Lillith also changes Jocelyn’s face in his memories with Gentry’s, to control him. This leads to the odd looking technique of switching actresses as she speaks to him, which didn’t make a lot of sense except to indicate the filmmakers didn’t think the audience would keep track.

Cain's true form

There are numerous things wrong with the film – beginning with the performances. Not helped that this was dubbed (presumably by the original actors, in studio to improve audio quality over the location recording) the dubbing is obvious and the delivery from every single actor is an abject and hapless lesson in why melodrama can be a film’s undoing. I mean every single one. There was no nuanced emotion, just melodramatic delivery that served no good purpose. Simply awful.

origin animation

Given that, we have no sympathy for any character and the two-hour running time is painfully drawn out and the film absolutely outstays its welcome. For the fact that it looked like it had a budget (and the photography was crisp and clear, in outdoor shots, though a tad gloomy, though lacking in atmosphere, in the bad guy's lair) the number of sets were very limited. Story aspects seemed bolted on (like Sonny’s step-pa the vampire). There is a nice animated flashback to Cain’s origin – however there is no mention that such a mythology would make Lillith Adam’s first wife nor why she then wound up with Adam's son.

shedding blood tears

This was hard work to watch. Blood tears, which are simply makeup smears, might be shed for the project. The dubbing might have destroyed the performances but I suspect it was all as melodramatic when shot and at least 30 minutes needs to be cut from the running time. However logic-less moments, like changing his memories, which for me only served the screenwriter and not the character’s motivation, also need expunging and that probably couldn't occur within an edit. 2.5 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

On Demand @ Amazon US

Wednesday, January 13, 2021

Queen: the Awakening – review


Director: Trevor Ford

Release date: 2020

Contains spoilers

It really irks sometimes. You get a movie, its from out of nowhere but as you watch you get photography and locations well above the standard for indie efforts. A complex storyline was there and, most marvellously, it was a film that featured a mainly black and Latino/a cast. The number of vampire vehicles that are geared towards black and Latino/a actors are noticeably low and of a definitely mixed quality. It was a pity, therefore, when this was marred by both melodrama and a poor pacing that highlighted that whilst the background to the storyline and the relationships felt complex, the storyline was actually fairly dull and the film’s pacing was rubbish.

Sister Tabitha's vamp eyes

After establishing shots of the city, we see a woman, Joyce Winters (April Melody Dillard), enter a large house that we are told is part of the House of Zaccaus. She is meeting a nun, Sister Tabitha (Jullita Pourciau). Tabitha can move at an astounding speed and have the hollows around her eyes go black because she is a vampire. She is telling the mortal reporter all about their kind, and this is our history/lore. After the murder of Abel, Cain felt his punishment was harsh and was held by God to comfort him, and Cain bit God. He was cursed to only survive off blood and cast into the night.

Mario Colenmenero as Solomon

So this is another vehicle where Cain is the progenitor of vampires (though Cain biting God was a good addition). Vampires are then split into elders (currently sleeping), elites (of which there are three ruling three houses – Solomon Zaccaus (Mario Colenmenero), Horus (Derrick Jackson) and Ka’Aurah (Porsche Zeraia)). There are also newborns. We also hear about flaws that some have, such as not having a reflection or being hearing impaired. Why Tabitha is telling all this to Winters I don’t know – perhaps I missed that titbit or perhaps it was simply just a convoluted background dump. Be it as it may the Awakening (where an elder will reawaken) is close.

shenanigans

So we then get the machinations of the various Houses. Solomon is currently the vampire in charge of all the houses but is trying to resurrect the Order of the Dragon to ensure he does not lose control when the elder awakens. There is some misogyny behind this as he is opposed to the ‘weaker sex’ being in charge and the expected elder is female. Horus and Ka’Aurah are loyal to the Queen. There is also some attachment to organised crime, it would appear. Unfortunately, the film hid its narrative under a bushel and not a huge amount really happened. Yes, there were some deaths (of people we knew little about and cared even less) but not the hooks that were needed.

killing a vamp

The effects varied with the ‘exploding’ into bats to fly being perhaps the worst of them and the acting was, without exception, filled with melodrama. It is clear that this is an opening to what might be a franchise but at the end they killed the best character. This one was a struggle for me, and that struggle was made worse because I wanted to like it and, as it opened, I suspected it was going to be a superior quality. Sorry 3.5 out of 10. At the time of review I couldn’t find an IMDb page.

On Demand @ Amazon US

On Demand @ Amazon UK

Thursday, February 01, 2018

On Vampires – review

Author: Ronald Murphy Jr

First published: 2017

Contains spoilers

The Blurb: Join cryptozoologist and folklorist Ronald Murphy as he journeys throughout history in his quest to uncover the impetus for the archetype of the vampire. Beginning at the lair of cannibals at the dawn of human history, explore the images and evolving ideas of the vampire, tracing these concepts up to the information age. Keep a stake close by as you uncover the world of the vampire.

The review: You can call me old fashioned but when I read a reference book I expect referencing. If an argument is put forward without evidence, and referencing thereof, it is nothing but assertion. Whilst the author of On Vampires very occasionally refers to other texts, he does not reference. To be fair there is a bibliography, however the book is so filled with assertions and (quite frankly) wild theorem that I found myself doing surface level research via google to check the assertions and more often than not came away with nothing or undermining evidence. If the author wishes to provide sourced evidence later I will revisit the book.

The book begins with a foreword by a “sceptical psychic” and then an introduction where the author references the alleged vampire of Eerie Cemetery. However, no background research is offered to the reader. Rather urban legend is presented, if not as fact then, uncontested and without corroboration. Murphy Jr does not return to Eerie within the text.

We then have a discussion of the Palaeolithic origins for vampires. This chapter really is supposition and wild imagining. Yes, there is evidence of cannibalism from Palaeolithic sites – this does not necessarily lend itself to the development of vampire myth (and there certainly is no evidence thereof) and the entire section feels nothing more than projection of pet (wild) hypothesis over archaeological evidence.

Citing the find of a skull in Monte Cicero as an example of Palaeolithic vampire slaying was, to say the least, problematic. A surface google revealed that whilst a skull, split at the base, had been found this could equally have been caused by something like Paget’s disease. The same (referenced) source suggested that the skull found was Neanderthal and not Homo Sapiens.

Now, it needs to be said that Murphy Jr uses the “Summers” system of vampirism – anything that vaguely sounds like the modern take of vampires, within myth or folklore, is treated as a vampire. I actually don’t necessarily disagree with this approach from a media sense but this volume conflates the media vampire and actual folklore. Thus, citing Lilith and suggesting, “Without Lilith and her numerous incarnations there might very well be no vampires in human form.” (p 31) is problematic. Despite being archetypally attached to some of the same mythological explanation of negative social events (in this case infant mortality), Lilith was not the progenitor of the vampire (myth) until the figure was conflated into the media version of the myth. Is Lilith interesting, yes; is she important to the development of restless corpse folklore, unlikely.

He also states, “many believe the myths of vampires were born from this legend {of Lilith}, as well as that of Cain,” (p 30) I have seen no evidence connecting Cain and vampirism prior to the mythology invented for the game Vampire the Masquerade (I can accept that an artist might have conflated the two prior to this, if evidence can be provided, but do not believe this will have been prior to the twentieth century). In the chapter following Lilith, on Egypt, we see one of the real issues with selective research. The author makes a case for connecting obscure Egyptian deity Shesmu into the vampire narrative, confidently stating that “he was known as the “Lord of Blood”,” (pg 37) amongst other chilling titles. He conveniently does not mention his less macabre titles, such as “Lord of Perfume” and “Lord of Wine”, nor does he mention that the Ancient Egyptians offered wine as the blood of the Gods. Of course, an even-handed revelation would have undermined the vampire argument.

Moving to the Greco-Roman world he cites the lamia as “the closest construction of a traditional vampire the ancient world has to offer… …seducing and then devouring the living and even possessing a serpentine aspect of needle like canine teeth.” (p 52) However the traditional Slavic vampire was not a seducer (sex may have been involved, but not seduction) and was a bloated ruddy corpse whose description never included fangs, to my knowledge.

On the Roman side he suggests that “it is a plausible scenario that the idea of the vampire being able to transform into a bat was first sewn into this work of Pliny.” (p 55) This is in respect of striges and is a leap of logic of mind-boggling audacity. Firstly, the striges were a bird (rather than a bat), secondly, bats and vampires were almost certainly not conflated prior to the discovery of the New World, thirdly, this was a popular media conflation and not one of mainstream folklore and finally there is only a little evidence of that conflation until the concept was popularised by Bram Stoker.

Beyond this, I tried to research the Roman vampire Murphy Jr mentions, named Scorn, and drew an absolute blank – googling the character in both English and Latin. I suspect the character to be the author’s invention but do stand to be corrected.

Next we get a whistle-stop tour of the Middle Ages and the Renaissance. One thing I noticed was the author’s on-running misunderstanding of the Christian factions, as he repeatedly suggested that the Romanian territories were Catholic rather than Orthodox (the distinct sects growing disparate leading to the Rome/Orthodox schism, which occurred in 1054). He suggests that vampires were “killed” in this period by a stake through the heart – stakes pinned the corpse to the grave – and whilst grave dirt does form part of the traditional Slavic folklore (such as eating dirt from a vampire’s grave to cure a victim of an attack), the need to sleep in native/grave earth is a media invention.

The author then conflates Vlad Ţepeş and vampires; not only in this chapter as Vlad gets the next chapter also and is mentioned elsewhere in the work. Let us be clear, there is no evidence that shows Vlad associated with vampirism prior to Bram Stoker and Stoker did little more than borrow his patronym, Dracula. Later Murphy Jr states “The voivode was a term we first saw used in the medieval period to reflect the idea of the living dead” (p 102) – my notes are less polite than what I’ll put here, but we need to point out that Voivode was an honorific used across the Slavic nations meaning warlord, which is often translated as Prince.

On thinkers off the Enlightenment, he suggests “Calmet did not reject the influence of Christianity.” (p 85) Of course he did not, he was a Benedictine monk and theologian. He did, however, reject the idea that vampires were actually real, though that isn’t mentioned. The author selectively quotes Voltaire, also, neglecting the quote: “These vampires were corpses, who went out of their graves at night to suck the blood of the living, either at their throats or stomachs, after which they returned to their cemeteries. The persons so sucked waned, grew pale, and fell into consumption; while the sucking corpses grew fat, got rosy, and enjoyed an excellent appetite. It was in Poland, Hungary, Silesia, Moravia, Austria, and Lorraine, that the dead made this good cheer. We never heard a word of vampires in London, nor even at Paris. I confess that in both these cities there were stock-jobbers, brokers, and men of business, who sucked the blood of the people in broad daylight; but they were not dead, though corrupted. These true suckers lived not in cemeteries, but in very agreeable palaces.” (Voltaire, 1764) This, of course, shows Voltaire's view of what vampire related to in reality.

This is important as both Calmet and Voltaire were responding to the stories of vampirism coming to Western Europe from the Slavic countries. I note that the author covers (briefly) the earlier story of Jure Grando but fails to cover the stories of Arnold Paole or Petar Blagojevich – two alleged vampires during the period of the Enlightenment whose stories were documented and, regarding the former, is seen as the first known source of the word entering the English language. He does, however, conflate Báthory with vampirism, which is again a modern conflation.

Moving to America he covers the New England panics but suggests Simon Whipple’s grave actually cites his cause of death “was at the hands of a “vampire””. (p 91) He includes a photo of the grave but the reproduction is so poor one cannot read the inscription, which actually says; “Altho consumptions’ vampire grasp—Had seized thy mortal frame”. I’ll let you decide whether the author’s interpretation is accurate. What I will say is: yes, Stoker was aware of the case of Mercy Brown (who incidentally wasn’t disinterred as she hadn’t been buried when examined so couldn’t have “turned in the grave” (p 94)). No, the Mercy Brown case is unlikely to have inspired the Lucy character.

So, I was less than impressed with the volume and felt the need to vent about some of the entries in this review – actually missing out many of the issues I uncovered as I read the volume. If I jump towards the end of the book I can mention that the author conflates lifestyling, media and folklore when it comes to modern vampires. However, it was his treatment of le fanu’s Carmilla that was the last straw for me.

Carmilla was not “the first vampire of the Victorian age” (pp 99-100) beyond the fact that it was not le Fanu’s first story featuring a vampiric entity (though it was the one that was most traditional in form), and beyond numerous other continental examples, Varney the Vampire predated the story and contained a scene more likely to have inspired part of the Lucy story in Dracula than the Mercy Brown case.

I am not aware that it “draws indirectly from the psycho-sexual world of Elizabeth Bathory” (p 100) though some do argue that Le Fanu did draw from Baring-Gould’s the Book of Were-wolves, but I can state that Calmet’s Treatise on Vampires and Revenants had a direct inspiration. The “small blue spot on {Laura’s} chest” (p 101) was actually described as being just below the neck and is indicative that she had been bitten. Though the story states that Laura died somewhere between writing the story down (over a year after the events) and the publication of Hesselius’ papers, to conflate a bruise from a bite with the spread of a disease (which was the unstated cause of death) is really reading too much in.

I could go on. My recommendation is leave this volume well alone.

EDIT 02/02/18 - Anthony Hogg has found the source of the "Scorn" entry and its a lift and shift from a creative writing source, which has been plagiarised pretty much. In light of that the 1 out of 10, which I thought was generous, was too generous. 0 out of 10.


In Paperback @ Amazon US

In Paperback @ Amazon UK

Monday, February 15, 2016

He Never Died – review


Director: Jason Krawczyk

Release date: 2015

Contains spoilers


This appeared on my radar and, when I first read about it, I wondered whether it would prove to be a “Vamp or Not?” When I watched it, however, it became clear to me that whilst unorthodox it was most definitely a vampire movie.

The V word is not actually used – in full at least, but there is a question later on regarding whether the main character is a “vam…” the word gets cut off.

scars
It starts in a room. A man, Jack (Henry Rollins, Jugular Wine: A Vampire Odyssey & Suck), sleeps but we can hear what sounds like battle noises – perhaps the dreams that haunt him. There is a knock on the door and he gets up and we see scars on his back. Nothing was done with this. They look like they mark the place where wings previously adorned his back and the movie/DVD posters seem to support this, but they are not mentioned again and we have no other wing indication.

Henry Rollins as jack
At the door is his landlady. He closes the door in her face, gets some money from a trunk and then goes back and pays her. He asks her the time and then the date and day before closing the door in her face again. He then leaves the flat and goes to church (as we’ll discover later, presumably to play bingo in the church hall) and then finds a car with a man in scrubs, Jeremy (Booboo Stewart, the Twilight Saga: Eclipse, the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part 1 & the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part 2), sat waiting for him. Jack buys something from him and is told that Jeremey’s internship will end in 2 weeks and he’ll have to find a new supplier.

Jordan Todosey as Andrea
Back in the flat there is a knock at the door and a girl, Andrea (Jordan Todosey), is there. She looks at Jack and bolts. He simply closes the door. There is another knock and two wise guys are stood there looking for Jeremey. A brief fight ensues during which Jack is shot in the hand. He goes to a diner and lies about the injury (his hand is bandaged) to the waitress, Cara (Kate Greenhouse), who seems rather interested in him despite his taciturn style. When he gets back to the flat he receives a call from a woman named Gillian and opens with telling her that he’s pretty sure he hates her. She tells him that Andrea is in a bar and likely to DUI if he doesn’t get her, she also tells him that the girl is his daughter.

drinking blood
So we have Andrea trying to breach stoicism to get to know her father, him drinking blood (that is what he bought from Jeremey) and later eating flesh to live and heal (he does eat conventional food as well and is, in those terms, vegetarian). The mob end up kidnapping Andrea and he gets drawn in despite himself. He cannot die, at all. Now some will baulk at the cannibalism involved, suggesting that isn’t vampire, but actually eating flesh is part of some versions of vampire lore and, of course, drinking human blood is just as much a cannibalistic act as eating flesh. When he is asked whether he is a “vam…” fangs are mentioned and he dismisses the motion not knowing why he’d need them.

the unnamed
As things develop we discover that he can see a man (Don Francks, Hemlock Grove & Monster Force) who remains unnamed through the film. Andrea can also see him (what that means is not explored) but most can only see him when they are going to die it appears and, so, it seems he is something akin to death (and yet his presence also seems to indicate that Jack should not kill someone). Jack was originally Cain (he wonders is this curse is due to him having killed Abel but also exclaims that they were barely men) but pronounces it in a non-standard way and denies knowledge of God (due to the suffering he has faced). Cain, of course, was connected to vampirism famously through the Vampire the Masquerade game. At one point he alludes to also having been Vlad Ţepeş. His life in our century revolves around sleep, the diner and bingo.

shot in the head
What made this work for me was Rollins’ portrayal. The taciturn delivery, almost Asperger’s to some degree, was nicely done and played off both the primary female characters, Andrea and Cara, very well. Occasionally Rollins would contort his mouth in almost a monstrous screech and this played in to him falling off the wagon (that might have been alcohol, flesh or both). There aren’t plot holes, per se, but exposition holes and so part of me wanted more background but, to be fair, the film really didn’t need it to work. There are some nicely violent moments, though perhaps other directors would have ratcheted that side up a notch. A neat, different flick. 6 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

I, Vampire: Volume 3 Wave of Mutilation – review

Writer: Joshua Hale Fialkov

Artists: Various

First Published: 2013 (Trade Paperback)

Contains spoilers

The blurb: Andrew Bennett is a very unusual vampire. For hundreds of years, he’s avoided feeding on humans and has attempted to use his powers to stop those vampires who prey on humanity, including a monster of his own creation – his former love Mary, Queen of Blood.

But now everything is changed. To stop Mary, Andrew took the power of all the vampires into himself, turning them all mortal… but in the process, turning himself into the most powerful, most evil vampire to walk the earth.

Now, as Andrew begins building a team of new vampires, Mary will have to unite with Andrew’s former allies – many of whom have a good reason to despise her – to stop him before its too late. But more than Andrew’s soul lies in the balance. If Mary fails, the entire world will fall to the mad vampire who once protected it.

detail
The review: The first two volumes of the New 52 reboot of I, Vampire (Volume 1 & Volume 2) were consistently good graphic novels, though I felt the Justice League Dark sections of volume 2 were weaker art-wise. The story of volume 1 was perhaps a tad simplistic but the breakneck speed of volume 2 made up for that.

Volume 3 was fabulous, the artwork was produced by several artists but was more consistent and suited the story and atmosphere. We get Andrew Bennett’s turning story, we meet both Cain and Lilith (Lilith is Cain’s wife in this universe), we get a brick from the tower of Babel and Constantine is in the story (though the other DC crossover characters from earlier volumes are missing). The switch around in characters was really nice, Bennett becomes thoroughly evil (and not too bright, to be fair, having relied on the wisdom of others before) and Mary becomes… well not good as such, but on good’s side at least.

The volume neatly ends the story (I understand that it was meant to run for some 5 more comics but Fialkov was given enough notice of the early series cancellation to be able to draw everything in neatly). 8 out of 10.

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Dracula: The Dark Prince – review

Director: Pearry Reginald Teo

Release date: 2013

Contains spoilers

Not to be mistaken with the year 2000 semi-biopic, this is a film that snuck out on VoD and a Walmart only DVD release.

The problem, however, is it is about the same level of quality as a SyFy original – which is a shame really because setting a vampire film in a fantasy location (believe me this is nowhere near a historical film, fantasy would be the best description for it) is too little often done.

lovers
The film cast Prince Vlad Dracula (Luke Roberts) as our vampire and the opening scenes that build the background for us heavily borrow from Dracula (1992), though there are some differences. The Prince, who is beloved of his people yadda, yadda, yadda is a direct descendent of (the biblical) Abel and when his bride Elizabeta (Kelly Wenham) dies it is at the hands of his own advisers. Dracula turns against God, slaughters them and layers the cross with their bodies whilst renouncing God.

Kelly Wenham as Alina
Jump forward a century and a carriage is being escorted through the Romanian night by a group of crusaders. The creatures are coming and so sisters Alina (also Kelly Wenham) and Esme (Holly Earl) are told to ride ahead with a box containing the lightbringer (I’ll explain that shortly) and meet up with Leonardo Van Helsing (Jon Voight). The knights fight against undead creatures known as the Scourge, who are led by a black Knight called Wrath (Vasilescu Valentin), and the good guys are slaughtered.

Ben Robson as Lucian
Meanwhile Esme and Alina arrive at the rendezvous but Van Helsing is not there. They hear movement and are surrounded by a group of brigands led by the charismatic Lucian (Ben Robson). They steal the box containing the lightbringer (the girls defence of it being rather unimpressive given they are demon hunters in training). So as not to lose it Alina offers to pay the brigands if they give them passage to the next village. Lucian agrees.

the lightbringer
At a camp Lucian breaks into the box and discovers what looks like an old walking staff. The girls, who you wouldn’t trust on a secret mission, blurt out that it is a holy relic and the only thing that can kill Dracula. At that point Van Helsing appears but the Scourge arrive also. The brigands are being decimated but Lucian touches the lightbringer with a hand covered in his own blood and it suddenly transforms into a scythe with whirly blades. He, the girls and Van Helsing beat off the Scourge but Alina is kidnapped by Wrath.

Stephen Hogan as Renfield
So Alina is taken to castle Dracula where she realises that Dracula isn’t all bad, after all she is the princess reincarnated. This does distract the Prince from his duty as evil overlord, which irks his servant Renfield (Stephen Hogan). Meanwhile, as well as meeting up with a random Norseman called Andros (Richard Ashton), Van Helsing, Lucian and Esme try to find the magically hidden castle to rescue Alina and destroy Dracula’s evil reign.

Jon Voight as Leonardo Van Helsing
So lightbringer, apparently it is the first weapon, the weapon that Cain used to kill Abel. Lucian is of Cain’s bloodline (hence him being a thief as Cain’s descendants are all murderers, brigands and thieves, just as Abel’s are all royalty) thus it works for him. The logic of Cain’s weapon being able to destroy Dracula because of his ancient bloodline was interesting and almost too clever for its own good. When it starts with nifty devices such as a compass that points to Dracula and the ability to dispel the castle’s illusionary camouflage we really begin to wonder as the cleverness falters and stupidity overtakes it. Making the descendant of Cain the vampire hunter was pretty neat though.

after sun exposure
Dracula is the font of the region's undead and so when he rests they heal. If bitten by a vampire you have three choices; pray for a quick death, drink his blood and serve him or, if you don’t get his blood, become Nosferatu – a twisted creature in eternal agony. Sunlight kills, turning the vampire to stone and then they crumble. Dracula’s only weakness is the lightbringer but, should he get it, he can use it to end death on Earth and make everyone undead.

Luke Roberts as Dracula
As I say the tone of the movie is SyFy, as for the acting... The girls do what they can with what amounts to two pretty shoddily drawn warrior women. Luke Roberts works well as the misunderstood Dracula but pretty poorly as the monstrous creature. Stephen Hogan is literally channelling Wormtongue. A lot of the film is built in cgi, its ok but it does show. I kind of feel it wanted to be castlevania but didn’t quite work out how to be epic. Nude boobs on show, for titillation purposes, just seem gratuitous. The film wanted to do something different, kudos for that, but it seemed to throw a lot in the mix, gave it a quick shimmy and hoped for the best. Its best was about 4 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

Thursday, July 25, 2013

I, Vampire – Rise of the Vampires – review

Writers: Joshu Hale Fialkov & Peter Milligan

Artists: Andrea Sorrentino, Admira Wijaya & Daniel Sampere

Release date: 2013 (trade paperback)

Contains spoilers

The Blurb: Against an Ancient Evil.

Andrew Bennett, a vampire who has dedicated his existence to eradicating his own kind, is off the board. In his absence, bloodsuckers across the world have gone berserk, attacking anyone and everyone with a pulse, as Cain, the grand sire of all his brethren, enacts his bloody rise in Gotham City.

Fearing that her apocalyptic vision of the future has come to pass, Madame Xanadu mobilizes her Justice League Dark team to retrieve Andrew from the realm of the dead and stop the rise of the vampires. But everything the JL Dark members know about how to slay a vampire is useless, for the world has changed…

detail, with batgirl
The review: It’s a good job there is a contains spoilers at the top of this review as that blurb totally spoils Volume 1 of this series. This is the continuation of “The New 52!” re-boot of I, Vampire and Bennett died at the end of the last volume. However, unbeknown to him, the only vampire with a conscience was a “demon lock” holding Cain (father of all vampires) in his preternatural prison. With him gone Cain has risen.

The JL Dark’s arrival adds fuel to the fire as Cain absorbs their magic. The episode itself features a couple of apocalypse level battles, one featuring the Van Helsings – a secret society of vampire hunters dating back to ancient Egypt – Stoker borrowed the name for his novel. They have amulets that resurrects them after dying – as mummies, it is said, but quickly they are referred to as zombies. It was interesting to read that the Van Helsings aimed to turn their attention to the supers after they had eradicated the vampire threat. The Stormwatch are also involved in this volume.

Less character development than the first volume, this did not suffer for it as the pace was frantic. I was less keen on the art in this volume. Sorrentino’s signature art was fantastic but the style changed when concentrating on the JL Dark, for instance, and I thought it less striking. All that said it built on the base of the first volume and strode purposefully forward. 7.5 out of 10.

Friday, February 11, 2011

42k – review

Directors: Ken Daurio & Darren Doane

Release date: 2001

Contains spoilers

This film features, “Four Guys, Four Girls, Three Ninjas, Two Christians, One Gangsta Rapper, and Twelve Machete Wielding Vampires or simply... 42K” and Michael Madsen (The Bleeding, Bloodrayne and Vampires Anonymous) narrating through the film.

Given the quoted tagline you might be surprised that I nearly went ‘Vamp or Not?’ on the film but the vampires really weren’t too vampiric.

do you want to party?
Essentially a comic look through the world of urban mythology it follows the four guys as they try to entertain four girls for the night. Prior to the girls unexpected arrival – asking if they may come round and party – we have seen a man throw a cursed necklace away and it land in the soda of one of the guys, Drew (Drew Stewart). He, of course, puts it on.

massage
The girls arrive, explain that they are massage therapy students and offer free massages, go swimming and Drew, it seems, is getting lucky when three mask wearing, machete wielding maniacs pull up, kill (it appears) a fifth (excluded) friend called Jarod (Jarod Legsdin). Drew sees this, gets Jarod’s shotgun, kills the maniacs but their bodies vanish and reform in their car as smoke pours out the windows.

funny kind of vampire
Yes, these are the vampires but we don’t get told that until much later when they use yellow pages to find the three ninjas. The lead ninja knows that these are cainaphites – children of the biblical Cain cursed to live forever, searching for the necklace and addicted to killing. Yes they are vampires, no they don’t drink blood and they are immortal. They send in the four seductresses to distract their victims – its a pity the four guys are so inept with girls as their attack would have gone so much smoother.

blessing the pool
They can be trapped and the guys and ninjas call in the two Christians, and the Christians' theological sparring partner who follows the word of gangsta rapper Willie D, to the house so that they can bless the pool and lure said vampires in. That is a rough, quick and dirty plot summary and that leaves us with lore (all mentioned) and the actual quality of the film.

Michael Madsen as himself
Honestly, it wasn’t brilliant. You can tell there was a budget and the budget was low. There are some bizarre moments – spontaneous boyband-ish songs, internal monologue that silently fights with a drunken father and other such moments. Some of it works to a degree and some falls flat on its face. To me the most intriguing moments involved Madsen’s interludes. I can’t really score this high – 3.5 out of 10 is about fair – but I can say it is like nothing you’ve seen before.

The imdb page is here.

;)Q


Saturday, March 22, 2008

Tremendo Amanecer – review


Director: Gustavo Postiglione

Release date: 2004

Contains spoilers

When this Argentinean film arrived something worried me. It was the proclamation on the cover's blurb that the film had received 8.5 out of 10 on imdb. Dangerous, as this is a moving feast, dangerous also as the score is only really representative the more people vote. At time of review this had dropped to 7.4 and has only received 10 votes.

Be that as it may it is an interesting piece, if a little slow. Unfortunately the disc seemed to not want to play in my PC and so I watched it on the home player. I beg your indulgence, therefore, with the illustrative screenshots as they were googled, gathered from various web pages and, as this is an obscure little title, were few and far between.


The film is centred mainly on the vampire Dante (Coki Debernardi). One interesting technique used by the director was to film all of Dante’s back history scenes – be they memory or dreams – as silent movies, in black and white with dialogue cards. This works rather well.

Dante is a vampire but an unusual one. Whilst he has a tremendous aversion to sunlight (and as a result he is obsessed with video of the city in daylight), is 104 years old and must feed on blood, all the other normal trappings of the vampire do not plague him. He is left cold by the cross, garlic has no effect upon him and he has no fangs – using a knife to open veins. This is explained to us through what Dante says to his analyst, through visual means and via Homero (Gabriel Goity).


Homero is a Vatican (I assume) agent sent to help out with a spate of vampire attacks in the city. Whilst we do see Dante kill a drug dealer the other two murders being investigated are not conclusively his kills. Homero is teamed with a local cop, Ramírez (Gustavo Guirado), and explains much of his theories to the cop. Vampires, he tells us, are rooted in legends, such as the legend of Lilith and the legend of Cain. They are the imperfect creation of a perfect God; hence the church is cleaning up its own mess.


Dante is different. He once worked for the same organisation as Homero but his love, Julia (Jazmín Stuart) died. In order to see her again Dante used an occult ritual, including a human sacrifice. This led to his vampirism.

As for Ramírez he is a dirty cop, he pimps his own girlfriend and extorts money from other prostitutes as well as handling drugs. He does not seem to have a redeeming feature.


Of course, the reincarnation of Julia comes into the frame and I was impressed when, in a scene where Dante explains who he is to his reborn love, Postiglione reverts to a silent movie technique but keeps the shot in colour. It juxtaposed quite well.

The problem with the film lies in how slow it is. The film is only 80 minutes long but feels longer. Perhaps this is because of character studies within the film but the pacing didn’t seem perfect. That said it is still very watchable. Budget (or lack of it) also had a negative impact. The movie seemed like it was recorded on video and probably called for actual film to be used.


Some of the lighting techniques work a treat, especially the strobe when Dante is feeding (benignly) from prostitutes in a tunnel. The soundtrack is marvelous. There are some excellent minimalist themes running through the film, and the silent sections tend to be accompanied by “Summertime”. Dante owns a bar and sings there, leading to an excellent version of the cure’s “Without You”. I also noted the inclusion of Sting’s “Moon Over Bourbon Street”, which itself was inspired by Interview with the Vampire. Debernardi is excellent as Dante, coming across as thoroughly haunted without falling into the trap of being the too angst-ridden vampire.

An unusual film, more thoughtful and arthouse than horror, this is a fascinating (slightly flawed) look into South American filmmaking. 6 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.