Saturday, December 07, 2013

NOS-4R2 – review

Author: Joe Hill

First Published: 2013

Contains spoilers

The Blurb: Young Victoria McQueen has a gift for finding things. All she has to do is ride her bike across the Shorter Way Bridge and she’ll come out wherever she needs to be… even if that’s hundreds of miles away. But it turns out that she’s not the only one with a special ability.

There are others… like Charlie Manx, who takes children to Christmasland in his 1938 Rolls-Royce Wraith with its Nos4R2 vanity plate. Only by the time they get there his passengers have changed, utterly. They’ve become Charlie’s children; as unstoppable and insane as Manx himself.

Only one kid ever escaped Charlie Manx: Vic McQueen. But her first brush with Manx lit the fuse on a life-and-death battle of wills… a battle that explodes a quarter of a century later.

Because Manx has taken Vic’s son. And Vic McQueen is going to get him back.

The review: Joe Hill, if you didn’t know, is Stephen King’s son. I wasn’t going to mention that but he includes – in the narrative of this book – a reference to the True Knot, who are a group of psychic vampires in King’s Doctor Sleep – they eat people’s psychic ability (the shinning). Manx, the bad guy of this novel, is mentioned in Doctor Sleep also and in NOS-4R2 he says he is in the same line of business as the True Knot. This ties the authors together in details and thus I mention the familial bond.

We should also note that this is called NOS-4A2 in the US – perhaps due to a perception of pronunciation. Of course the name refers to Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens, but it’s not entirely original – Nos-4-a2 was the name of the robot vampire in Buzz Lightyear of Star Command. We discover in book that the first film that Manx and his (deceased) first wife saw in the cinema was Nosferatu.

So Manx is our vampire, he (or more accurately his car) eats the unhappiness from children. If you think that doesn’t sound too bad it leaves them without inhibition, without remorse. The car needs them to power it and, in its turn, the car can heal Manx. Indeed he and the car are intimately linked, destroy the car and kill the man (Manx does die but, when his vehicle is restored, he returns to life – despite a partial autopsy. Meanwhile – on the trip to Christmasland – the journey takes the children’s teeth and they are replaced with rows of fishhook fangs, there skin becomes white and freezing cold and black veins can be seen under the surface of the skin. In Christmasland they never age (there is a twisted version of Peter Pan here).

The wraith is Manx’s tool to access his powers and access Christmasland – an inscape, it is a real (normally inaccessible) place and also part of his own mind. Likewise Vic has a bike to get to the Shorter Way Bridge (her short cut through reality and distance) and later a Triumph motorbike. There is a cost – Manx has lost a human part of himself, Vic gets a pain in her left eye and feverish when she uses her bridge (it is the cost of so much energy being expended). Worse she can lose parts of her mind – represented as bats under the roof of the bridge that kind of have her face. Manx needs someone else to power the car into the secret roads he drives on and the car slips back into our reality when the sun comes up. Hill, of course, is playing with aspects of the genre with these motifs.

I understand all is not perfect in his research. Manx’ henchman uses Sevoflurane to anaesthetise victims and Hill suggests that it makes people suggestible (I don’t know if it does) but also that it is flammable and this is plot important – except that Sevoflurane isn’t flammable. However, you know what, I only found that out afterwards and even had I known, well I was enjoying the book and think I would have just gone along with it.

Because that is the main thing, the book rocketed along and I enjoyed it, I enjoyed the fact that everyone in the book (one way or another) was flawed. I enjoyed the story as laid out. I enjoyed the prose. A little derivative in places (aren’t most things) but most definitely an interesting use of familiar elements to make something that felt very fresh, had an unusual form of vampirism (technically I guess we could say we have vampires (the children), an energy vampire (Manx) and a vampiric machine (the wraith)) and, of course, the Christmas and horror themes combined are an antidote for too much “Ho! Ho! Ho!” 7.5 out of 10.

Thursday, December 05, 2013

Guest Blog: A Vampire's Guide to New Orleans

Steven P. Unger wrote the travelogue In the Footsteps of Dracula: A Personal Journey and Travel Guide and recently sent me an article guide to New Orleans, which he kindly said I could share with you.

St. Louis Cathedral

I wrote this article on New Orleans as an homage to one of my favorite cities, one still fresh in my mind and heart after a long-postponed revisit there as an invitee to the Vampire Film Festival's Midsummer Nightmare last year.

All of the photos in this article are my own, except for the portrait of the Compte de St. Germain and the two pictures otherwise credited. Most of the text is a compendium of others' words and research. With apologies to anyone I may have inadvertently left out, my online research for this chapter led me to articles from hubpages.com; Kalila K. Smith (whose Vampire Tour I can recommend from personal experience); New Orleans Ghosts.com; GO NOLA; Brian Harrison; Haunted Shreveport Bossier.com; and Frommers.com. I've borrowed freely from all of these sources and recommend them highly to those who would like to delve more deeply into the secrets of this unique city.


If you have ever walked the dark, rainy streets of the French Quarter at night, you have seen the voodoo shops selling their gris-gris and John-the-Conqueror Root. You've seen the old woman in the French Market whose pointing finger foretells your death And if you know the right person to ask and you ask in the right way, you'll be shown to the vampire clubs.

I've been in those clubs and seen people who believe with their heart, body, and soul that they are real, live vampires. And some of the people in those clubs are scared to death of a select group of vampires who have only appeared there a few times, and always in the darkest of night.

By day, of course, the vampire clubs are closed and locked or turned back into regular tourist bars...

--Crazy Horse's Ghost

St. Louis Cemetery (Photo Courtesy of David Yeagley)

Like the Spanish Moss that drapes the trees of the nearby bayous, mystery and the occult have shrouded New Orleans since its birth. For hundreds of years, families there have practiced a custom called "sitting up with the dead." When a family member dies, a relative or close family friend stays with the body until it is placed into one of New Orleans' above-ground tombs or is buried. The body is never left unattended.

There are many reasons given for this practice today—the Old Families will tell you it's simply respect for the dead—but this tradition actually dates back to the vampire folklore of medieval Eastern Europe. First, the mirrors are covered and the clocks are stopped. While sitting up with the deceased, the friend or family member is really watching for signs of paranormal activity, e.g. if a cat is seen to jump over, walk across, or stand on top of the coffin; if a dog barks or growls at the coffin; or if a horse shies from it, these are all signs of impending vampirism. Likewise, if a shadow falls over the corpse. At that point, steps are taken to prevent the corpse from returning from the dead.

Ways to stop a corpse—especially a suicide—from becoming a vampire include burying it face down at a crossroads. Often family members place a sickle around the neck to keep the corpse from sitting up; stuff the mouth with garlic and sew it closed; or mutilate the body, usually by decapitating the head and placing it at the bottom of the feet. But the most common remedy for impending vampirism is to drive a stake into the corpse, decapitate it, then burn the body to ashes. This method is still believed to be the only sure way to truly destroy the undead.



THE CASKET GIRLS

Ask any member of the Old Families who the first vampires to come to New Orleans were, and they'll tell you the same: it was the Casket Girls.

Much of the population that found their way to New Orleans in the early 1700s were unwelcome anywhere else: deported galley slaves and felons, trappers, gold-hunters and petty criminals. People who wouldn't be noticed if they went missing.

Sources vary on the specifics, but the basic story is that the city’s founders asked French officials to send over prospective wives for the colonists. They obliged and after months at sea these young girls showed up on the docks, pale and gaunt, bearing only as many belongings as would fit inside a wooden chest or "casquette," which appears to have been the 18th Century equivalent of an overnight bag. They were taken to the Ursuline Convent, which still stands today, where the girls were said to have resided until the nuns could arrange for marriages.

Some accounts say they were fine young women, virgins brought up in church-run orphanages; some say they were prostitutes. But there are many who swear they were vampires, vampires who continue to rise from their "casquettes" on the third floor to break through the windows and hurricane shutters—windows and shutters that always seem to need repairing after the calmest of nights—to feed upon the transient crowds that for centuries have filled the darkened alleys of the Quarter.

Finally in 1978, after centuries of rumors and stories, two amateur reporters demanded to see these coffins. The archbishop, of course, denied them entrance. Undaunted, the next night the two men climbed over the convent wall with their recording equipment and set up their workstation below. The next morning, the reporters' equipment was found strewn about the lawn. And on the front porch steps of the convent were found the almost decapitated bodies of these two men. Eighty percent of their blood was gone. To this day, no one has ever solved the murders.


LE COMPTE DE ST. GERMAIN

Le Compte de St. Germain 

the Balcony at Ursuline and Royal
If there is one person who encapsulates the lure and the danger of the vampire, it is the Compte de Saint Germain. Making his first appearance in the court of Louis XV of France, the Comte de Saint Germain endeared himself to the aristocrats by regaling them with events from his past. An alchemist by trade, he claimed to be in possession of the "elixir of life," and to be more than 6,000 years old.

At other times the Count at claimed to be a son of Francis II Rakoczi, the Prince of Transylvania, born in 1712, possibly legitimate, possibly by Duchess Violante Beatrice of Bavaria. This would account for his wealth and fine education. It also explains why kings would accept him as one of their own.

Contemporary accounts from the time record that despite being in the midst of many banquets and invited to the finest homes, he never ate at any of them. He would, however, sip at a glass of red wine. After a few years, he left the French court and moved to Germany, where he was reported to have died. However, people continued to spot him throughout Europe even after his death.

In 1903, a handsome and charismatic young Frenchman named Jacques Saint Germain, claiming to be a descendant of the Compte, arrived in New Orleans, taking residence in a house at the corner of Royal and Ursuline streets. Possessing an eye for beauty, Jacques was seen on the streets of the French Quarter with a different young woman on his arm every evening. His excursions came to an abrupt end one cold December night, when a woman’s piercing scream was heard coming from Jacques’ French Quarter home. The scream was quickly followed by a woman who flung herself from the second story window to land on the street below. As bystanders rushed to her aid, she told them how Saint Germain attacked and bit her, and that she jumped out of the window to escape. She died later that evening at Charity Hospital in New Orleans.

By the time the New Orleans police kicked in the door of Saint Germain’s home, he had escaped. However, what they did find was disturbing enough. The stench of death greeted the nostrils of the policemen, who found not only large bloodstains in the wooden flooring, but even wine bottles filled with human blood. The house was declared a crime scene and sealed off. From that evil night to the present day, no one has lived in that home in the French Quarter. It is private property and all taxes have been paid to date, but no one has been able to contact the present owner or owners. The only barriers between the valuable French Quarter property and the outside world are the boarded-up balcony windows and a small lock on the door. Whispers of Jacques sightings are prevalent, and people still report seeing him in the French Quarter. Could it be the enigmatic Compte checking up on his property?


ANNE RICE AND THE VAMPIRE CHRONICLES

Lafayette Cemetery (Photo Courtesy of Phil Orgeron)

There is no one who has done more to bring the vampire into the New Age than Anne Rice, born and bred in New Orleans, with her novel Interview with the Vampire and the films and books that followed. Those who have profited mightily from the popularity of True Blood and Twilight owe her a great debt.

The ultra-retro St. Charles Avenue Streetcar will take you close to Lafayette Cemetery No. 1, the gravesite of Louis de Pointe du Lac's (Lestat's companion and fellow vampire in Rice's The Vampire Chronicles) wife and child and where Louis was turned into a vampire by Lestat.

The Styrofoam tomb from the film Interview with the Vampire is gone now, but you can easily find the site where it stood, the wide empty space in the cemetery nearest the corner of Coliseum and Sixth Street.

During the filming of Interview with the Vampire, the blocks between 700 and 900 Royal Street in the French Quarter were used for exterior shots of the home of the vampires Louis, Lestat, and Claudia, trapped through time with an adult mind in the body of a six-year-old girl. In fact, the streets there and around Jackson Square were covered in mud for the movie as they had been in the 1860s when the scenes took place.

The perfectly preserved Gallier House at 1132 Royal Street was Anne Rice's inspiration for the vampires' house, and very close to that is the Lalaurie House, at 1140 Royal Street. Delphine Lalaurie, portrayed by Kathy Bates in American Horror Story: Coven, was a real person who lived in that house and was indeed said to have tortured and bathed in the blood of her slaves—even the blood of a slave girl's newborn baby—to preserve her youth. She was never seen again in New Orleans after an angry mob partially destroyed her home on April 10, 1834. There is a scene in American Horror Story where Delphine escapes from the coven's mansion and sits dejectedly on the curb in front of her old home. A private residence now, some locals still swear that the Lalaurie House is haunted, and that the clanking of chains can be heard through the night.

Built in 1789, Madame John's Legacy (632 Dumaine Street) is the oldest surviving residence in the Mississippi Valley. In Interview with the Vampire, caskets are shown being carried out of the house as Louis' (Brad Pitt) voice-over describes the handiwork of his housemates Claudia and Lestat: "An infant prodigy with a lust for killing that matched his own. Together, they finished off whole families."



RESOURCES FOR VAMPIRES

As a service to this most vampire-friendly city, the New Orleans Vampire Association describes itself as a "non-profit organization comprised of self-identifying vampires representing an alliance between Houses within the Community in the Greater New Orleans Area. Founded in 2005, NOVA was established to provide support and structure for the vampire and other-kin subcultures and to provide educational and charitable outreach to those in need."

Their Web site also points out that "every year since Hurricane Katrina, the founding members of NOVA have taken food out on Easter, Thanksgiving, and Christmas to those who are hungry and homeless." (See here.)

FANGTASIA, named with permission from HBO after the club featured in True Blood, is an affiliation of New Orleans-based musicians and film and TV producers who for three years have presented a multi-day vampire-centric event of the same name, the first two years at 1135 Decatur and last year at the Howlin' Wolf. You can follow their plans and exploits via their blog.

Next year FANGTASIA hopes to create "the South by Southwest of Global Vampire Culture" at an as yet undisclosed location in Greater New Orleans. As they describe it:

Moving beyond this third consecutive year, FANGTASIA is building a broader international draw that will bring fans to not only party at club nights, but also attend conferences, elegant fashion shows, film & TV screenings, celebrity events as well as an international Halloween/party gear buyers’ market.

Participants will experience gourmet sensations, explore our sensuous city and haunted bayous… as well as epically celebrate the Global Vampire Culture in all its sultry, seductive, diverse and darkly divine incarnations. Additionally, FANGTASIA is strategically poised months prior to Halloween to provide corporate sponsors and vendors a perfect window to connect with their core demographic. This also allows FANGTASIA to actively support and promote existing major Halloween events in New Orleans and beyond.


On the subject of vampiric Halloween events, for 25 years the Anne Rice Vampire Lestat Fan Club has presented the annual Vampire Ball, now as part of the four-day UndeadCon at the end of October; and on the weekend nearest Halloween Night (for example, November 1, 2014) the Endless Night Festival and New Orleans Vampire Ball takes place at the House of Blues.


The Boutique du Vampyre is a moveable (literally—they're known to change locations on short notice) feast of vampire and Goth-related odds and ends, many of them locally made. There are books as well—you may even find a copy of In the Footsteps of Dracula: A Personal Journey and Travel Guide if they're not sold out. Their Web site itself holds a surprise treat: a link to a free video cast of the first two seasons of Vampire Mob, which is just what the title implies; (watch it here).

Finally, no visit to the Crescent City would be complete, for Vampire and Mortal alike, without a taste of absinthe, or even more than a taste. There is a ritual to the preparation and serving of absinthe that should not be missed; one of the sites that does this authentically is the Pirates Alley Café and Absinthe House at 622 Pirates Alley.

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Steven P. Unger is the best-selling author of In the Footsteps of Dracula: A Personal Journey and Travel Guide, published and distributed by World Audience Publishers.

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Wednesday, December 04, 2013

Inseminoid – review

Author: Larry Miller

First published: 1981

Contains spoilers

The Blurb: Man had landed on the planet before: a fruitless expensive fiasco of an expedition. Then, fifty years later a smaller disastrous landing had left two men horribly and unexplainedly (sic) dead.

Mow a third attempt had so far found nothing but a silent, lifeless world. Until they broke open the underground chamber and discovered in the most vile way imaginable that the planet was not quite dead. That a sleeping life form had been waiting for millennia, needing only a chance to breed before escaping to spread like a foul, devouring disease into the lifeblood of the universe.

And to breed it needed the bodies of those who had disturbed it.

The review: I was contacted, not long after reviewing the film Inseminoid and given the heads up about the novel of the film and, you know what, I couldn’t resist. Time for some good, old fashioned cheesy sci-fi.

And what cheese, flaming camembert of the literary world. The book is short, the prose is functional and the premise… well, whilst it is the same as the film details are changed. The creature is found in a glass sarcophagus (what killed the three crew members of the second expedition is never answered) and the mysterious crystals have a function. We still get an interspecies rape – which is more organic and less tubular than the film.

There is a disturbingly sexist undercurrent to the book – not necessarily in the concept of rotation (making sure that men and women on inter-stellar expeditions have partners forcibly rotated for provision of (I assume not forced) sex without damaging emotional ties) but with the attitude of the female crew as described by the author.

The baby creatures were identified as the primary vampiric element of the film. Not so in this (though they carnivorously devour humans). However the mother, Sandy, is certainly more vampiric in this than in the film; “she ground her teeth into Holly’s neck. The life juices spurted out and that pleased Sandy because she drank it all.

Altogether poor prose mingled with dated attitudes but so much cheese that it is actually quite good fun in a guilty sort of way. 4 out of 10.

Sunday, December 01, 2013

Duck Tales: The Ducky Horror Picture Show – review

Director: Terence Harrison

First aired: 1987

Contains spoilers

I was informed of this episode of Duck Tales by Alex and found it online, at Daily Motion, though it is available on DVD.

It is, of course, a Disney series featuring Scrooge McDuck (Alan Young) and his Grand-nephews Huey, Dewey and Louie (all voiced by Russi Taylor).The premise being that the nephews have been left wqith Scrooge after their uncle Donald joins the navy. Scrooge is the richest duck in the world but is always trying to find ways of becoming richer.

movie monster
The first of his money making schemes in this episode is a movie theatre, in which he plays monster movies. The boys wonder whether monsters are real, and panic when they are confronted by the Frankenstein’s Monster, but he is only an actor drumming up publicity for the cinema and Scrooge tells them that monsters are just in movies, they are not real.

Wolf hires the convention centre
To further make money he buys a wreck of a building and has it renovated to make a convention centre. He is approached by a Mister Wolf who wants to hold a convention there and, hearing that they’ll need a hotel, he offers to hire his mansion out as a hotel also. Of course Mr Wolf is actually a werewolf and the convention is for monsters.

the creature, Drake-ula and the Mummy
We have a full house of various monsters. The wolfman has been mentioned and we also get Igor, the Mummy, the Creature from the Blue Lagoon (as it is renamed), Frankenstein’s monster and bride, the invisible man, King Kong, the blob and, of course, Dracula. Actually Dracula is renamed in this as Drake-ula (get it) and tells the nephews that although he is a real vampire he only bites apples (they keep his fangs healthy).

as bat
The only other real vampire lore we get is the fact that he can turn into a bat (a tad redundant for a duck, but there you go). The episode sees Scrooge on the verge of making his first loss in a business venture and turning it around. It also sees the monsters protesting his cinema because of the way that monsters are portrayed – that is until they realise that the kids love them.

I only bite... apples
It really is standard fare and I guess whether you love it or not will depend on whether you are a Disney/Duck Tales fan, which I’m not particularly. For me, therefore, it was an average episode of an average kid’s show – doing nothing particularly wrong (bar pushing an ultra-capitalist worldview, if you want to get picky), treating the monsters with due reverence and just getting on with it. I understand, however, that some will love it. 5 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

Friday, November 29, 2013

Blood Kiss – review

Director: Michael W. Johnson

Release date: 1999

Contains spoilers

The DVD of Blood Kiss suggests that the quality of image may vary as the film is taken from different sources. How true this is I don’t know but it doesn’t really vary as it is all pretty poor. Film shot on cheap end video equipment, with no inherent photography expertise, is about the best thing I could say about it.

That could be the message of every aspect of the whole flick – cheap end and no inherent expertise. It’s sad, it’s unfortunately also true.

Steve Lee as Adam Mortis
The film background is told in flashback through the piece but, essentially, it runs a little like this. A man, Danny Dodd (Jeff Murphy), has a wife Elaine and daughter Trudy. When driving along one day they come across a yard sale and a dodgy (in terms of acting as much as anything) gypsy sells her a book that purports to be the true tale of a vampire, Adam Mortis (Steve Lee). She works out where his remains are meant to be and is going to, with her occultist friends (or should I say friend, singular), bring him back. Danny doesn’t complain about her drugging and taking their daughter as a sacrifice because he doesn’t believe it’s real.

bite
It’s real. His wife is killed and his daughter lost (he presumes eaten). Ten years later (according to the DVD blurb – I am sure that the film suggests sixteen but I haven’t got the gumption to recheck) the vampire is back in town. Danny is on his trail (and also beheads at least one corpse of a victim down the morgue) as is a cop (Steven Mark Hahn). The vampire has a human disciple called Miranda whom he is grooming for undead life (guess who she might be) and a taste for strippers and prostitutes.

stalking and blood soaked
That’s about all the story but the film – which clocks in at a monumental 2 hours – trundles on and on through a turgid sea of woeful acting and copious amounts of not particularly erotic nudity. There really isn’t much more to add. A short review for a long film with little in the way of positive aspects to wax lyrical about. I will dare you to watch the scene of the cop and a homeless lady who screeches, on repeat, “Naked and dead” and not want to throw something at the screen. There is a 'shocking' sexual coupling that you can see coming, with its associated plot twist, a mile away (even though it makes little sense in a plot way, probably because the entire act of seduction is simply disrobing in a non-erotic manner and that’s about it).

Bad.

1 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

On VHS @ Amazon US

On DVD @ Amazon UK

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Will the real Count Dracula please stand up?

A sketch artist rendition of Count Dracula
There is controversy surrounding the connection between Voivode or Prince Vlad Dracula, also known as Vlad III, the Impaler or Ţepeş (hereafter referred to as Prince Vlad), and Count Dracula. As such I have decided to address this connection and will say, as a starting point, that Count Dracula – the Bram Stoker creation – is not Prince Vlad.

It is true that Bram Stoker took the name Dracula, referred in book to him as a voivode and lifted a smattering of biographical data (which was thin, to say the least, and not all of it was actually about Prince Vlad) and used said data to expand the background of the character. However this was part of an amalgam and the more explicit connections between Prince Vlad and Count Dracula came in the twentieth century.

I will offer at this point a debt to Elizabeth Miller and her book Dracula: Sense & Nonsense (D:S&N) from which many of the arguments have been gleaned.

Prince Vlad III
You might ask how we would know that Stoker’s knowledge of Prince Vlad was limited? That is easy, we have his novel and we have his notes. We know that he consulted William Wilkinson’s An Account of the Principalities of Wallachia and Moldavia and we know of no other source researched that contained reference to Prince Vlad EDIT - there was actually a second confirmed source that mentioned Prince Vlad and this is addressed at the addendum dated 07/06/19 at the foot of this article

Wilkinson’s detail was scant, indeed it only refers to a Voivode Dracula – never Prince Vlad or Ţepeş – and we know that the novel never mentions the names Vlad, Ţepeş or Impaler, it never refers to the title of Prince and it never mentions the atrocities that Prince Vlad is infamous for. Stoker does mention the rank of voivode but never tackles the fact that Count is a lower rank. It may be helpful if I repeat verbatim what Wilkinson said about the Draculas (and there is a reason for pluralisation) as cited in D:S&N (p155):

Wallachia continued to pay it [tribute] until the year 1444; when Ladislas King of Hungary, preparing to make war against the Turks, engaged the Voivode Dracula to form an alliance with him. The Hungarian troops marched through the principality and were joined by four thousand Wallachians under the command of Dracula’s son.

This is later: Their Voivode, also named Dracula*, did not remain satisfied with mere prudent measures of defence: with an army he crossed the Danube and attacked the few Turkish troops that were stationed in his neighbourhood; but this attempt, like those of his predecessors, was only attended with momentary success. Mahomet, having turned his arms against him, drove him back to Wallachia, whither he pursued and defeated him. The Voivode escaped into Hungary, and the Sultan caused his brother Bladus to be named in his place. He made a treaty with Bladus, by which he bound the Wallachians to perpetual tribute.”

Most importantly (and we know it is most important because of the capitalisation used by Stoker in his notes) was the footnote to the second passage: *Dracula in the Wallachian language means Devil. The Wallachians were, at that time, as they are at present, used to give this surname to any person who rendered himself conspicuous either by courage, cruel actions, or cunning.

Bela Lugosi as Count Dracula
What can be taken from this? Firstly that there is no mention of a name other than Voivode Dracula but, in fact, Wilkinson has conflated Prince Vlad II and Prince Vlad III – the first entry certainly refers to the elder, more properly called Dracul, hence my pluralisation. Stoker did not necessarily know these were different men but, from this passage, he certainly will have thought that the sobriquet Dracula was commonly used. He also believed it meant Devil and this is important as we touch on how Dracula became a vampire. He also knew that Voivode Dracula had a brother but, of course, many voivodes would have had brothers. Wilkinson names him Bladus, most assume this refers to Radu – Prince Vlad’s younger sibling – but I am not proficient in names from the region nor their potential Anglicisation so I couldn’t say if this did actually refer to Radu – though I suspect it did.

So where did the connection come from? Clearly from Stoker, in the first instance, as he made a casual connection to “Voivode Dracula”. However the more explicit connections seem to start in film with the Turkish film Drakula Istanbul’da, which in turn was based on the 1928 novel by Ali Riza Seyfi entitled Kaziki Voyvoda, which was a reworking of Stoker’s novel but with greater play on the Prince Vlad connection and moved the action from England to Turkey. Given the history of the Ottoman Empire and the apparent impact of Prince Vlad during his reigns this seems hardly surprising at all.

From an academic point of view we can look to Bacil F Kirtley’s Dracula, the Monastic Chronicles and Slavic Folklore in 1956. However it was Raymond McNally and Radu Florescu who really brought the connection to popular Western attention. However their theories were, shall we say, flawed by some dubious academic assertions. Indeed as time moved on, later editions of their work would soften some of the looser evidence they offered regarding the connection. Eventually they would step away from the connection and the following choice quotes by Florescu are cited by Miller: the connection between the historical Dracula and the novel… beyond the title, is limited to four short references from a single book (p 155) and that any connection between fictional and historic Dracula is a Unique and extraordinary accident (p 182). She suggests that McNally has called claims that Stoker was inspired by Prince Vlad’s atrocities as silly. (p 153) However that connection was made by the two academics in the first instance and the behemoth-like concept was out of control and became “fact” within popular concept.

Prince Vlad full length
Some suggest that Stoker heard about Prince Vlad, in detail, from Arminius Vambery, the Hungarian scholar, who is replicated in the novel as Van Helsing’s source of information Arminius, of Buda−Pesth University. Stoker, like many writers, did use names of friends and acquaintances however. The first detail that Arminius, of Buda−Pesth University offered Van Helsing, however, is clearly lifted from Wilkinson as well as from Transylvanian Superstitions by Emily Gerard (a source we know Stoker consulted) mixed together with an author’s imagination and creativity.

We also have details from Stoker’s Personal Reminiscences of Henry Irving (1906) of two meetings with Arminius Vambery, neither of which suggest they discussed Prince Vlad or vampires. In fact Stoker states that - in the first meeting - the conversation was about Vambery's travels in Central Asia and makes specific reference to Tibet. The second occurrence was upon seeing Vambery receive a degree at Dublin University and mentions Vambery's role as a speaker - where he spoke against Russian aggression. There are also no references to correspondence with Arminius Vambery in Stoker’s notes. Later in the novel we get more detail from Arminius, of Buda−Pesth University that suggests Count Dracula was in life a most wonderful man. Soldier, statesman, and alchemist. That does not match the infamous Prince Vlad – especially from the Saxon propaganda that earned him the sobriquet Ţepeş – given he was writing a book of Gothic horror, had Arminius Vambery told Stoker of anything about the reputation of the Prince Vlad you would have thought he would have used it, or at least place it in his notes for potential use. Of course I could be wrong about Vambery but there is no evidence to the contrary.

If we look to the history that Count Dracula gives us, as noted by Jonathon Harker, we hear: We Szekelys have a right to be proud, for in our veins flows the blood of many brave races who fought as the lion fights, for lordship.” Prince Vlad was not a Szekely, Count Dracula clearly was. There are enough misunderstandings flying around about the difference between a Wallachian (Prince Vlad) and a Transylvanian (ie they are two separate principalities). Being a Szekely Count Dracula admits to actually being a Hungarian.

He also suggests, What devil or what witch was ever so great as Attila, whose blood is in these veins?” Prince Vlad was not descended from Attila.

Why is this important? Because it underlines the fact that Count Dracula is an amalgam character, that Stoker invented a character and then added details from a variety of sources to make the character interesting. I would argue that no single part is any more important than any other.

Gary Oldman as Count Dracula
Looking at Count Dracula’s description further we see he says “Who was it but one of my own race who as Voivode crossed the Danube and beat the Turk on his own ground? This was a Dracula indeed! Woe was it that his own unworthy brother, when he had fallen, sold his people to the Turk and brought the shame of slavery on them! This is pure Wilkinson but also the Count claims it as an ancestor, one of my own race. It could be argued that Count Dracula is plying his own past but disguising his identity and we could argue that the detail by Arminius, of Buda−Pesth University to Van Helsing suggests this. However we do not know that for certain – it is supposition – and the Van Helsing character does contradict himself at times and forget things (such as they could have destroyed the vampiric Lucy with a simple sacred bullet rather than go through the (wonderfully harrowing) staking and subsequent corpse mutilation). On face value Count Dracula suggests that he is related to the Dracula from Wilkinson not actually that Dracula.

I want to touch briefly on how Count Dracula came to be a vampire as, in order that Prince Vlad can be tied in, there are some confusing aspects to this suggested. As far as I can tell there were no legends surrounding Prince Vlad and vampirism until the connection between Count Dracula and Prince Vlad became popular. Indeed, Prince Vlad is regarded as a national hero in his homeland (though there may have been some manipulation of this during the communist era). However a whole cottage industry seems to have developed suggesting that Prince Vlad was connected with vampirism in legends from his homeland. It has to be said that, even if he had been, no source consulted by Stoker mentions this (as the only source re Prince Vlad that we know of is, of course, Wilkinson).

woodcut of Prince Vlad
One popular suggestion is that Prince Vlad was excommunicated and this is used directly or indirectly to suggest how Prince Vlad became a vampire and thus tie the historical man in to Stoker. Firstly I have to say that I do not know if Prince Vlad was excommunicated or whether this is a modern invention, but it is the implied source of vampirism used in the “biopic” (and very historically inaccurate) film Dracula the Dark Prince.

If he was, it was not because he “turned his back on the church” but because he turned from the Orthodox Church to the Roman Catholic Church for political reasons. As such I doubt that he would have been bothered by his excommunication as he still was a member of a Christian Church (indeed the Holy Church of Rome). It has been suggested to me that all those who followed the Pope were deemed excommunicated by Orthodox churches by rote and thus there would not be a specific excommunication. Taking that on face value it would mean that (if all excommunications lead to vampirism) that we would be overrun by our toothsome friends – there have been a lot of Catholics over the centuries.

However Stoker implied how Count Dracula became a vampire – for that we return to Emily Gerard and note that Arminius has told Van Helsing, They learned his secrets in the Scholomance, amongst the mountains over Lake Hermanstadt, where the devil claims the tenth scholar as his due.” Note now that we know that Stoker believed Dracula to mean devil, he also has the Count using the pseudonym of Count de Ville, and we read The Draculas were, says Arminius, a great and noble race, though now and again were scions who were held by their coevals to have had dealings with the Evil One. The evidence stacks up that it was at the Scholomance that Count Dracula consorted with the devil and I do not think that it is such a stretch to offer the theory that it is the attendance at the Scholomance that was the source of the Count’s vampirism. It is therefore logical that Stoker’s use of the name Dracula had more to do with the meaning of the name that Wilkinson suggested rather than the scant history he offered.

Finally, I’d like you to look to the picture at the head of this essay. This is a sketch artist’s rendition of Dracula as described in the novel (I am unsure of the artist or the ownership and use it only for illustrative purposes under fair usage). Compare that picture to Prince Vlad’s picture further down. They are not the same man – of course they are not for Stoker never saw a picture of Prince Vlad that we are aware of.

Christopher Lee as Count Dracula
So what does it all matter? In the grand scheme of things not much, Count Dracula and Prince Vlad are so conflated in the popular mind that you can point out all the evidence for the thin connection, as well as the lack of factually accurate evidence for the deeper connection, and people will ignore it and dogmatically stick to the view that they are one and the same. When that is an artist – be it an author, screenwriter, illustrator, director or actor – then that is fine. They are creating their own image of Count Dracula. When it is an academic it is problematic – as such works should strive for accuracy. However when someone suggests that it is what Stoker had in mind then I feel we are doing the man, and his remarkable creation, a disservice.

Ahh, you may say, but you yourself have looked at the 1982 (possibly 1976) absolutely vampire free biopic Vlad Ţepeş on your vampire blog, and I have. I looked at it as an honourable mention because the two figures (literary and historical) are inextricably conflated. However, Count Dracula, as written by Stoker, is not (in my opinion) Prince Vlad though there is a little Prince Vlad (II and III) in him.

EDIT 12/4/18: For clarification: whilst I know Voivode was akin to warlord and its meaning hovers between warlord and our understanding of Prince I deliberately used the title Prince as it has more of a sense of meaning given warlord, in the Western European/UK language, has little meaning when it comes to rank.

As I gird my loins in preparation for the comments I would suggest that should you want further details on much of the nonsense talked about Count Dracula and, of course, the novel itself you should see Elizabeth Miller’s Dracula: Sense and Nonsense:

In Kindle @ Amazon US

In Kindle @ Amazon UK

An Addendum – 07/06/2019

Since I wrote this piece there have been discoveries/theories that have led to the question of the inspiration for Dracula being reopened. One is set around the text, which we know Stoker consulted, entitled Roumania Past and Present by James Samuelson (the text of which can be read here).

The reason for the excitement is that the book does mention Vlad the Impaler several times. Indeed Vampires.com suggest that it amounts to “proving that Bram *did* know about “the Impaler” when he wrote his book!” (citation from here) Frankly it proves only that Stoker had consulted the book, but not that he read all of it or, indeed, knew the connection between the sobriquet Dracula and Prince Vlad III. His consultation of the book was known, however, and so it behoves me to address the fact that Samuelson does mention Vlad the Impaler and his actions within his volume. We do know that he put one thing in his notes from the book – the only part of the book he does cite. Stoker wrote “In 376 A.D. Huns subdued Dacia driving out the Goths—Huns at Attila’s death 543 A.D. by the Gepidae—a tribe of Goths. Country was afterward held by Lombards, Avars and Bulgars. Last named driven out of Thessaly etc. and back to Dacia where obtained ascendancy over Avars. 678–680. See Samuelson’s Roumania. P. 146.” (Stoker, Notes, pp220-221) We can note that page 146 of Samuelson does not mention Vlad.

Map of Roumania from Samuelson
Remembering that Wilkinson refers to Dracula I can attest that there is only one instance of the word – actually Dracul rather than Dracula. This does not, however, refer to Prince Vlad’s father as it is a reference to ruling from Tirgovistea, which was where Prince Vlad III's court was based. It does not, however, mention the Impaler as the other entries about him do, rather it states “Dracul (the Devil)” (p180). We know, as mentioned above, that Wilkinson suggested that Dracula meant Devil (and that does draw a connection between the two texts) but we also know that Stoker wrote the Wilkinson footnote out in full. Had he read, or noted, the Samuelson reference to Dracul as Devil he might have mentioned it in his notes or, perhaps, did not feel as though he had to because Wilkinson suggests it is a commonly given name.

Stoker placed one direct citation to Samuelson in his notes and thus we can say that he did read that page and found the historical insight potentially useful. Vampires.com quote Dacre Stoker as suggesting, “One must realize that Bram did not include a lot of things in his Notes for Dracula which appeared in his novel.” (citation from here) I do concede the point but equally it also means that we simply do not know whether he read any other part of Samuelson and, if he did, whether he paid heed to the references to the Impaler. Often when we research something texts are not fully read but selectively examined (Samuelson does have an index) and often skimmed rather than thoroughly read. To decide that reading any part (or even all) of that book means that he was aware of Vlad the Impaler being Dracul is to impose a theory as fact when we can, ultimately, only know for certain what is in the novel and in the notes (unless a new primary source appears). We should also note that Stoker did take copious notes and it seems more unlikely than likely that he would have neglected to note Prince Vlad’s “horrible cruelties” (as they are indexed in Samuelson, p288) if they were forming a baseline for his fictional antagonist.

It would be remiss if I did not mention that Hans Corneel de Roos has put forward a counter-theory on the inspiration for the Count and suggests that Stoker actually had Michael the Brave in mind. Michael was of the Drăculești branch of the Basarab family – in other words a Dracula – and is mentioned in both Wilkinson and Samuelson, and is mentioned within Stoker’s notes also:

1600. After abdication of Sigismund of Transylvania, this principality became tributary to Emperor Rodolphus who appointed Michael VOIVODE. Transylvanians revolted & wished to recall Sigismund but were defeated by Austrians and whole province subjugated” (Stoker, Notes, pp246-247)

Statue of Michael the Brave
It is interesting that Michael, unlike Prince Vlad, actually “commanded nations” (Stoker, Dracula, p167) as he did reign over Transylvania, Wallachia and Moldavia. It is also worth noting that Samuelson actually included an illustration of a statue of Michael (p176). I am not personally convinced by de Roos argument (though it holds as much, if not more, water as the Vlad argument) as I still believe that, at his heart, Count Dracula is an amalgam character – not based on any one person. If you wish to examine more of de Roos theory, however, he published his paper within Dracula: an International Perspective.

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Psych: This Episode Sucks – review

Director: James Roday

First aired: 2011

Contains spoilers

Psych is a favourite series of my better half’s and I must admit it is one that I really enjoy too, though I don’t watch it with the same regularity. This episode was the third of season 6 and it was when the series did the, apparently, mandatory vampire episode.

The show itself centres around Shawn Spencer (James Roday), a man with heightened observational skills and a gut instinct for detection and his best friend and business partner Gus (Dulé Hill). Shawn pretends to be a psychic, as the police thought he knew too much and might be a suspect, and the tagline on the DVD set sums it up, “fake psychic, real detectives.” Psych is good at throwing geek orientated trivia and references in and so I will try and point out much that is there and said references actually starts with the opening of the episode as the Smashing Pumpkins’ “Bullet with Butterfly Wings” plays with the lyrics, “The world is a vampire, sent to drain”.

the pendant 
We see Lassiter (Timothy Omundson) a taciturn, old fashioned cop (and very suspicious of Shawn), go into a bar and order a drink. He is approached by a woman, we find out later she is called Marlowe Viccellio (Kristy Swanson, Buffy the Vampire Slayer), she knows his name but doesn’t say how and wears an unusual pendant. She goes to the bathroom and, when she doesn’t return, Lassiter goes looking for her. The bathroom is empty.

Maggie Lawson
In a car park a man gets to his car but it won’t start. He pops the hood but can’t see the problem. A cloaked figure goes over the roof of the car and jumps on him. The next day cop and, at this point in the series, Shawn’s girlfriend, Juliet (Maggie Lawson) reaches the car park, which is now a crime scene as the attacked man is dead. Shawn and Gus followed her there and Lassiter, for the first time ever, is last to arrive. He is preoccupied by Marlowe and distraught when he finds her pendent in the dead man’s hand – he later discovers he is her alibi as she left the bar but watched him from afar. With puncture wounds on the victim's neck and both wrists and paleness of his skin, Gus and Shawn are convinced they are dealing with a vampire.

As Lestat and Blacula
Following this we get the investigation and, as it is whodunit, I won’t spoil that. I will look at the further references that are in the show, however. When Shawn declares it is a vampire, Gus shouts out, “Sookie is mine!” referencing True Blood. Shawn likens Gus to Omar Epps in Dracula 2001, though the US title of Dracula 2000 is used. When checking out a vampire bar, Shawn dresses as Tom Cruise’s Lestat from Interview with the Vampire and Gus dresses as Blacula - though no one seems to remember the film and he is called Count Chocula on occasion.

Cory Feldman as Thorn
In the bar – whilst Cry Little Sister plays – the barman is played by Cory Feldman (The Lost Boys, Lost Boys: the tribe, Lost Boys: The Thirst & Bordello of Blood) and his character is credited as Thorn – the name of the vampire’s dog in the Lost Boys. Two unmet housemates of Marlowe are called Jake and Eddie, after Jacob and Edward from Twilight and the third housemate, Lucien was played by Tom Lenk who was a regular in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series, reprising the character in Angel and was in the Thirst (2007).

Dracula (1979) on TV
At one point Shawn takes a phone call and in the background we can see the eerie Mina as a vampire scene from Dracula (1979). Let the Right One In, Queen of the Damned and Quantum Leap are all mentioned and whilst a rhyming couplet is made of Blacula and Quantum Leap’s lead Scott Bakula we should also remember that Quantum Leap had a vampire episode.

safety first
As I say, I enjoy Psych and know the characters so they really do work for me. I also enjoyed the geek fest of references. The actual plot of this episode was perhaps a little thin but funny – especially when the prime suspect is arrested and it is a cat that Shawn and Gus believe to be a shape shifted vampire. One issue was, however, that the plot revolved around the scarcity of type O Negative blood but, even though it is a rare blood type, it is not as rare as the show made out - that said it may just have been an excuse for another reference, to the band of the same name.

Enjoyable stuff though. 7 out of 10.

The episode’s imdb page is here.

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Honourable Mention: The Dragon Lives Again

Also known as The Deadly Hands of Kung Fu, released in 1977 and directed by Kei Law, to say that the Dragon Lives Again is most definitely an understatement.

This is an example of a Bruceploitation movie – one of a series of films that were made with Bruce Lee look-a-likes to cash in following the great martial artist’s untimely death. This is perhaps more of a homage than many given that it actually features Bruce Lee (Siu-Lung Leung) as a full on character. It is also a weird, psychedelic mess of a film with Kung Fu.

Bruce as Kato
Essentially Bruce Lee has died and his body appears in the afterlife. The King of the Underworld (Tang Ching) sees something strange with the body (looking, for the world, like Bruce has an erection under the sheet that covers him). The concubines of the king certainly seem interested and through their conversation we discover that the faces and bodies of those who have died change and this explains much that we will see through the film I guess and is, of course, awfully convenient. The protruding article is actually his nunchaku and when it is taken he awakens. The king shows why he is the king (he can cause earthquakes) but Bruce is allowed to keep his weapon and go and live peaceably in the afterlife.

Eric Tsang as Popeye
Unfortunately the afterlife is not particularly peaceful. The triad own a lot of the action, led by the Godfather (Ie Lung Shen). He has minions in the form of James Bond (Alexander Grand), Emmanuelle (Jenny), Clint Eastwood (Bobby Canavarro) in the guise as the Man with No Name and Zaitoichi (Mei Wong). He is working with the Exorcist (Fong Yau) in order that they might depose the King. From our point of view their alliance with Dracula (Hsi Chang) and his army of zombies is the important part of the film. Incidentally Bruce gains allies on the form of Caine (from the Kung Fu series), Popeye (Eric Tsang) and the one-armed swordsman (Lik Cheung).

Hsi Chang as Dracula
During the film Bruce decides to take it to the bad guys, as it were. For some reason he does this dressed as Kato – which, of course, was the character that Bruce Lee played in the Green Hornet – and goes after Dracula. He fights the vampire and his zombie minions (who are guys masked and dressed in onesies with prints of skeletons on them). The fight is shorter than many in the film and Dracula is very quickly defeated with a boot into the face.

mummies assemble
Later in the film we do get a horde of mummies fighting Bruce, but they have nothing to do with Dracula. With some saucy nudity, fighting, crazy characters and interludes where people talk about Bruce Lee’s manhood this is a crazy, crazy film. The presence of Dracula gets it a honourable mention but be warned it is probably one of the most surreal martial arts films you’ll ever see.

The imdb page is here.

Friday, November 22, 2013

Honourable Mention: Red Scare


Why IMDb list the Lee Citron directed web series as 2011 is unknown – as it aired from Halloween 2013 over 8 episodes and gets an honourable mention due to the fact that it’s out there free to watch…

And watch it you should because it is great fun.

empty classrooms
We are in Plainview Connecticut in 1956 and the web series starts with a siren as we see the deserted class rooms, basketball court and corridors of Plainview West. It was the match between East and West, schools set either side of the town, when an air raid siren announced the apocalypse.

Judy, Johnny and Audrey
A group of people get to the shelter, which officer Hoover (Dominic Conti) then closes. There is some panic, fear for families left outside and cynicism – believing it is a drill and the folly of mutually assured destruction. The people in the shelter are cheerleader Audrey Stone (Brianne Howey) and her boyfriend and Jock Johnny Clemens (Kevin Joy), East Plainview cheerleader Irene Miller (Chelsea Alden) and her dorky brother Huey (Ellington Ratliff), 1950s atypical mom Vivienne Lee (Heather Howe, Vamps and the City), Romanian foreign exchange student Gert Bumbescu (Nathaniel Weiss), bad boy Dino DiGiulio (Jordan Stavola), good girl Lois Henrickson (Brittany Ross) and Ginsberg reading socialist Judy Graves (Teresa Decher).

The first victim
When they awaken after the first night they find the body of Officer Hoover, two marks on his neck and his corpse rather pale. It is Huey who realises there is a vampire in their midst. Dino grabs Hoover’s gun but Huey points out it will be no use against a vampire and that the legends suggest sunlight and a stake to the heart will be the only way to stop him… or her. He tells them that lack of reflection, and the apotropaic effects of garlic and crosses are unproven. With Hoover’s body placed in the walk in freezer, Huey offers to take first watch and Irene offers to sit up with him. Whilst the others sleep he whittles a stake but she falls asleep and in the morning Huey is dead – a victim of the vampire.

Gert staked
The group’s general opinion starts to turn against Romanian Gert – despite the fact that (as he points out) Transylvania is a different region to where he is from, he is accused of being both a communist and a vampire. There is a vote on whether they should deal with him, which ends up tied. It is down to Johnny to cast the final vote and he is erring towards accusing Gert when Irene stakes the Romanian. That night they are attack free but, as you can imagine, Gert wasn’t the vampire as we are only at episode 3.

there is an underlying wackiness
We are in a version of 10 little Indians but it is great fun mainly due to the brilliant caricature 50s characters, an underlying wackiness and some very believable acting. The fact that they are in a shelter – in the first few minutes they broke the radio and so assume that the world has ended outside – will have helped limit the cost to budget but the series really doesn’t suffer for being set in such a limited stage.

I’m not going to spoil any more of the serial. You can catch it at their homepage. The imdb page is here. Thanks to Everlost who put me on to the series.