Tuesday, December 31, 2013

The Monster of the Opera – review


Director: Renato Polselli

Release date: 1964

Contains spoilers

We have looked at the works of Renato Polselli before. The 1960 film the Vampire and the Ballerina was an interesting piece that bridged between the styles of Gothic and sexploitation. Alternatively 1973’s Black Magic Rites was very much sexploitative, psychedelic and surreal but didn’t have anything that much resembled a story.

Il mostro dell'opera kind of straddles the gap between the two (as well as cementing an obsession with dance companies started in the earlier film). It perhaps has somewhat less of a story (or at least less of a developed story) than the Vampire and the Ballerina but it layers in a surreality that is still cohesive at this stage and, ultimately, rather fascinating.

Julia's terror
It begins with a woman, Julia (Barbara Howard), wearing the obligatory diaphanous nightdress and running through the confines of a theatre, clearly panicked. Laughter haunts the corridors and a man, Stefano, stalks her. Polselli uses wild angles to convey the dreamlike quality of the scene. Also in the theatre is Achille (Alberto Archetti) who calls (the currently unnamed) Stefano a monster. Julia reaches an invisible barrier and Achille finds himself on the other side from her.

Stefano showing fangs
Stefano menaces her with a rake (or pitchfork, but I suspect rake would be a better description). Given that he is our vampire it would seem an incongruous weapon but one that he seems most prone to use through the film. Julia roles away and finds herself outside. She flees as a carriage looks to run her down, her speed reminiscent of the keystone cops. Eventually she reaches a stream and collapses against a rock. Stefano catches her and goes to bite her…

Marco Mariani as Sandro
Julia wakes and screams, disturbing other dancers of the company she is prima donna for. She asks after director Sandro (Marco Mariani) but he is looking at the new theatre. She doesn’t know where that is but manages to phone him at the theatre anyway (this isn’t a plot hole, in my way of thinking, but shows how connected she is to the place). He doesn’t seem phased when he answers the phone to her. The caretaker is Achille and, when Sandro puts the receiver down, said custodian tries to talk him out of the theatre and shows him newspapers about leading ladies who have vanished. Sandro isn’t moved.

the company
Things then become more and more surreal. It appears that skeletons have invaded the theatre but it is the company making their entrance. Julia acts oddly throughout and seems to know Achille, though he claims they have never met. Cleaning of the stage is done to the Charleston and a coffin “prop” is found with a tailcoat in it. Exactly the same tailcoat as that worn by Stefano as he makes his entry.

the painting
We get some, all too short, backstory of Laura, a countess who had an affair with Stefano and then had him walled up alive when it seemed her husband might find out. Laura is, of course, reborn as Julia and Stefano became a vampire in order that he might get vengeance on her when reincarnated. Stefano has the power to take victims to some sort of vampire neverland where he has victims, now turned into vampires, chained to walls. He wants revenge, but also still loves Laura. His fate seems tied to a portrait of him.

the eyes have it
We get precious little lore than that already pointed out and the backstory could have stood for some development. That said there are some marvellous moments – one particular favourite was a St Vitus Dance moment, which Stefano seems to direct with his eyes, where the dancers cannot leave the stage because of invisible barriers and they cannot stop as the vampire will get the first one to stay still.

going for the neck
Like the earlier Vampire and the Ballerina the acting is not brilliant – but at least this film was in the original Italian with subtitles. However it was enthralling despite the aspects it lacked and Stefano looked pretty good with his fangs on show. Opera, incidentally, didn't come into this at all and thus the primary title seems to be a deliberate tie in with the Phantom of the Opera (and the story shares some broad brush stroke similarities).

All in all I think 5.5 out of 10 is fair.

The imdb page is here.

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Honourable Mention: Matthew Bourne’s Sleeping Beauty

I came across an article about Matthew Bourne’s choreographed and directed version of Sleeping Beauty that had just finished its Los Angeles run and is due to tour the US. The twist, as well as modernising the ballet, being that it involves vampires.

I had posted the article on a couple of Facebook groups I’m involved in, sighing that it was a shame that the production was an ocean away when I was contacted by a friend called Ian, who had watched the production on the BBC and informed me that it was (for a week) on iPlayer. Indeed I have since discovered that it is available on dvd/Blu-ray in the US and UK.

I dutifully watched the production on iPlayer and, whilst I have been to see the NBT production of Dracula, I must say that I am no expert when it comes to ballet and thus I tend to look at dance productions (with a certain exception) as honourable mentions rather than reviews. Also the vampirism in this is hidden until just before the intermission point.

creepy
Using the evocative music of Tchaikovsky, the filmed production opens with intertitles telling us of the king and queen who had no children making a deal with the dark fairy Carabosse (Adam Maskell) but, having failed to offer the gratitude expected, the fairy threatens revenge. The ballet then opens proper, set in 1890, with a sequence involving a puppetry baby that is just the right level of creepy to fit in with the Gothic atmosphere that the ballet looks to generate.

succumbing to the curse
Following the blessings of the light fairies, led by Count Lilac (Christopher Marney), the baby is cursed by Carabosse. However as we look to 1911 and the coming of age party for Aurora (Hannah Vassallo) intertitles tell us the Carabosse died exiled and forgotten by all but her son Caradoc (also Adam Maskell). Unknown to her parents Aurora is in love with groundskeeper Leo (Dominic North). Caradoc attends the party and, from the prick of a midnight blue rose, the princess is sent into her sleep.

biting Leo
Leo is blamed and distraught – as we can imagine – and as the ballet slows to intermission the last we see is Leo in Count Lilac’s arms, the Count revealing fangs and biting him. As the ballet reopens a hundred years have passed and Leo has camped before the locked castle gates. Now let us talk vampires. If it wasn’t for the fangs we would have assumed fairies (and to be fair there are folk tales of blood drinking faery folk). Of course Leo is mortal and turned, which fits in with vampires much more (as do the fangs). That said, turned Leo sports small wings, just like the fairy-folk. It is a merging of tropes that allows the hero to be dragged through time, appeals to the popularity of the vampire genre and very much fits the gothic ambiance.

skull faced minions
Whilst we see winged minions with skull faces, the only other overtly vampiric moment is it the finale when Count Lilac and Caradoc battle and the Count once more reveals his fangs. However, if you think about it, the fairy tale epitaph of “happily ever after” could only truly work if the heroes are, somehow, immortal. Vampirism, it seems, would be a means to achieve this.

fangs again
Remarkably lush this is worth checking out, even if you are as much a philistine as I when it comes to ballet. Indeed, I mused whilst watching that it is, in some respects, mime with dance. Does that sound disrespectful – I didn’t mean it to. But unlike more contemporary dance forms where dialogue might be used, the dancers in ballet (or at least those I have seen) are mute. Thus a broad brush symbolism can project the story. Hence, one suspects, vampires – for what an evocative trope and meaningful symbol the undead have become.

At the time of writing the article there is no IMDb page.

Friday, December 27, 2013

Classic Literature: Wuthering Heights

A blurb: Wuthering Heights is a wild, passionate story of the intense and almost demonic love between Catherine Earnshaw and Heathcliff, a foundling adopted by Catherine's father. After Mr Earnshaw's death, Heathcliff is bullied and humiliated by Catherine's brother Hindley and wrongly believing that his love for Catherine is not reciprocated, leaves Wuthering Heights, only to return years later as a wealthy and polished man. He proceeds to exact a terrible revenge for his former miseries.

The action of the story is chaotic and unremittingly violent, but the accomplished handling of a complex structure, the evocative descriptions of the lonely moorland setting and the poetic grandeur of vision combine to make this unique novel a masterpiece of English literature.

The book: Emily Brontë’s novel Wuthering Heights was published, under the pseudonym Ellis Bell, in 1847 (a year before her death) and was reedited by Charlotte Brontë and released posthumously as a second edition in 1850. Now you might be wondering why I am looking at it here? Many will know it as a dark, gothic piece of fiction with the rather Byronic Heathcliff (I find the idea that he might be classed as a hero or even an anti-hero doesn’t sit right with me, he most certainly is a villain), others will know the 1939 film with Laurence Olivier (Dracula), Merle Oberon and David Niven (Vampira), and some will only really know it from the classic song by Kate Bush.

The book is narrated by a tenant of Heathcliff’s, Mr Lockwood, who through much of the book relays the narration of a servant of the two buildings in the book (Wuthering Heights and Thrushcross Grange) named Nelly Dean. Nelly wonders about Heathcliff, towards the end of the book, “Is he a ghoul or a vampire?” Though she herself goes on to suggest that this is, “absurd nonsense”.

However if we look to the work of Carol A Senf (The Vampire in 19th Century English Literature) we will see that vampires, as well as in vampire stories in their own right, were sometimes invoked in other literature. Senf points out that books such as Middlemarch, Bleak House and Charlotte Brontë’s Jane Eyre all mention vampires. Jane Eyre likens Bertha (Rochester’s insane first wife) to “the foul German spectre – the Vampyre”. The three books mentioned are clear in the fact that their reference to someone being like a vampire does not make them supernatural. Senf points out that, despite Nelly Dean saying otherwise, Emily Brontë does not clarify that point. Indeed Nelly Dean goes on to say that both Heathcliff (who is dead at this point) and his erstwhile love Catherine are said to be seen abroad on the moors. For instance a boy leading sheep and a couple of lambs will not pass a point, neither will his animals, because “There’s Heathcliff and a woman yonder, under t’nab,”

So, is there any other evidence? Lockwood, at the beginning of the novel, is forced (because of the weather) to stay at Wuthering Heights (a farmhouse). He is shown to the erstwhile room of Cathy. Now we should note that there are two Catherine’s in the novel. The first Catherine is a headstrong young woman, she and Heathcliff love each other but she marries Edgar Linton. The second Catherine is her daughter, the elder Cathy died giving birth to her. Heathcliff forces the younger Catherine to marry his son later in the novel… But, getting back to Lockwood, he reads some of Catherine’s journal before going to sleep, but in the night a branch tapping at the window disturbs him. He cannot open the window and so breaks the glass and goes to grab the branch when a hand grabs him. The owner, describing herself as Catherine Linton (her married name, and Brontë makes the point that Lockwood had read her name much more as Earnshaw, her maiden name) says she has come home after being lost on the moors. To try and get her off him, he cuts her wrist (which bleeds) on the broken glass. Catherine, at that point, is long dead and, despite having read part of her journal, Lockwood is a stranger to the area. Though this may have been a nightmare both Lockwood and Heathcliff clearly believe the visitation to be real, the fact that Lockwood cut her wrist suggests she was corporeal.

As we learn Heathcliff’s story we hear that he is described as “a dark-skinned gypsy” and is a child found by Catherine’s father on a trip to Liverpool and brought into their home. He is very much, then, a foundling and a representation of the other – which, of course, the vampire often represents. We never discover – during the period of time he is absent from the area – how he makes his fortune. We do discover that he has a violent temper and, with regard Edgar Linton, he suggests if it wasn’t for Catherine, he “would have torn his heart out, and drunk his blood!” When she is buried Heathcliff replaces a lock of Linton’s hair with his own, to be placed in the grave with her.

Before her death, however, Catherine has promised Heathcliff that “I’ll not lie there by myself: they may bury me twelve feet deep, and throw the church down over me, but I won’t rest till you are with me. I never will.” As it is, when Linton eventually dies and is to be buried with his coffin next to his wife’s, Heathcliff confesses that he opened Catherine’s coffin (we are some 16 years past her death at this point) and she was incorrupt (though the sexton suggests the corpse would corrupt if the wind blew on it). Of course an incorrupt corpse was a sign of vampirism. Heathcliff also arranges that, when he dies, Linton’s coffin should be pulled away and his slid next to hers – as “you’ll have a better chance of keeping me underground, when I get there.

Heathcliff, at one point, is described as having “sharp cannibal teeth”. However in his last days he is said to have a “ghastly paleness” and he describes being “animated with hunger; and, seemingly, I must not eat.” This seems like he is becoming a vampire and further, whilst admitting that I was perhaps reading too much in and looking for vampires, I very much noted the description when his dead body is found: “no blood trickled from the broken skin”. Perhaps more noteworthy is the report by Nelly Dean that “I tried to close his eyes: to extinguish, if possible, that frightful, life-like gaze of exultation before any one else beheld it. They would not shut: they seemed to sneer at my attempts; and his parted lips and sharp white teeth sneered too!

Senf argues that Brontë was familiar “with the vampire motif” and uses the work of Twitchell (the Living Dead: A Study of the Vampire in Romantic Literature) to argue this point. The arguments do seem compelling, however I also understand that we are reading her work with modern eyes. If she was familiar with the motif then a couple of other points in the book also stand to be scrutinised. Catherine’s sister-in-law dies not long after giving birth to her son Hindley and the doctor suggests “she’s been in a consumption these many months.” We are familiar with the fact that consumption (tuberculosis) was being connected with vampirism and there were actual exhumations and a vampire panic in the United States contemporary with this book. Is this casual mention evidential that the connection between “consumption's vampire grasp” was more widely known or is that a connection too far? Likely the latter but Heathcliff does say, on the death of Catherine’s brother, “‘Correctly,’ he remarked, ‘that fool’s body should be buried at the cross-roads, without ceremony of any kind.” That could only be in reference to preventing the return of the dead.

So there we have it, the classic literature that is Wuthering Heights. Perhaps Senf, and therefore myself, are reading too much in. But looking at it with modern eyes it certainly suggests itself as a book with vampirism at its heart.

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Vampires Most Fowl

A little while back I published a blog post about Bovine Vampires, rare creatures to be sure, but out there nonetheless. In a comment on that post, blog friend Alex suggested that an article on vampire ducks might be in order.

This is not a leap, after all Howard the Duck took on both Dracula and Hellcow but, more importantly, Howard was turned into a vampire too – after being bitten by Dracula – Ahh you see, Marvel catered for all tastes it seems. If you want to read the comic in which Howard lived the life of a blood sucker then the blog the Wonderful World of Stupid have posted the whole comic here.

Drake-ula
Of course Disney had to get in on the act and not so long back we looked at the Duck Tales episode The Ducky Horror Picture Show in which we met the duck version of Dracula – Drake-ula. This duck vampire only bite apples, however, to keep his fangs in good working order. It should be mentioned that Loony Tunes also flirted with vampires, but Daffy Duck (to my knowledge) only wore fake vampire fangs (made by acme of course).

Duckula - villain
The most famous Duck vampire has to have been Count Duckula. He made his first appearance in the cartoon Danger Mouse in which he was comedic, inept, stage struck but very much a villain. Despite the fact that his weaknesses changed (in certain episode he burnt in the sun and others he did not) he certainly threatened to drink blood.

Duckula reimagined
When Duckula got his own series that ran three seasons (click for seasons one, two and three) he morphed from being the villain to the hero and the method was ingenious. Duckula could be resurrected, indeed there was a long line of Counts. In this incarnation there was a glitch (from a vampire point of view). Whilst henchman Igor conducted the ritual to resurrect his master he was passed a bottle of tomato ketchup rather than blood and the Count was reborn vegetarian, good and immune to much of the normal apotropaic things.

vampire cockerel
However it is not only ducks that become vampires. In a madcap moment during the film the First Vampire in China we get a vampire cockerel. The corpses in a certain burial area are put in a cliff face as the ground will turn corpses into vampires. To prove this, the Taoist master has a cockerel buried that a couple of sceptics dig up and, yes, it is a vampire. It manages to injure both, however, and pass on the vampirism. In their case it causes them to scratch at the floor, peck and crow. Sticky rice, however, manages to cure them.

Herschel the turkey vampire
Now, you might be thinking that this is all well and good – and somewhat amusing (perhaps) – but wondering why I would post this on Christmas day. Ahh, but there is method in my madness as we have still to look at the film Blood Freak a film that features a vampire turkey. Yes indeed lead character Herschel becomes a turkey-headed vampire who slits throats so that he can drink his victims' blood (probably because his papier-mâché beak wasn’t up to piercing necks). Remember Herschel, dear reader, as you tuck into your turkey dinner (vegetarians, of course, are saved this delight). An awful film, indeed a real turkey.

And there we have it… vampire fowls.

Monday, December 23, 2013

Holiday Give Away

Thanks to Scarlette D’Noire and Indie Publishing House we have two e-copies of the anthology book Vampires: Romance to Rippers an Anthology of Tasty Stories.

You might recall that I reviewed the anthology recently, along with the companion anthology Vampires: Romance to Rippers; an Anthology of Risqué Stories.

To win a copy of “Tasty Stories” simply email me at taliesinloki at yahoo dot co dot uk – with the subject line holiday give away – and you’ll be put in a hat (metaphorically, of course, I’ll actually use a random number generator). Entries to reach me by close of day (GMT) 7th January 2014, winners drawn on the 8th.

Only one entry per person/email address. The judge's decision (that would be mine) is final.

To get you in the mood, I am posting an excerpt from Carole Gill’s the Fourth Bride below:

We left the castle in the light of a full moon. I moved faster than I ever had before. In a moment, it seemed that I went from the castle grounds to the edge of the forest. How magical it felt. The great height of the mountain was meaningless when vampire prowess was involved. If I flew, Dracula did as well, soaring even more quickly in his bat form.

Just as we reached the base of the mountain, I slowed down so that I merely floated. It was a strange but pleasant feeling. If I thought we’d feed on wildlife, Dracula did not. He said we were bound for a village.

“The village is not far,” he said. “But we must be careful, for we will not have the aid of the Szgany here.”

That had a great many implications, all of them serious. Still, we were not deterred; in fact, we were exhilarated, for there is pleasure in the hunt, an indescribable thrill in the stalking.

We came at last upon a small village. There were but a few whitewashed cottages and an inn. The latter drew our attention for it was full of chatter. The people sounded merry possibly the worse for drink.

I was excited. Their perceived vulnerability was like an aphrodisiac. I wondered where we would lie in wait, but then Dracula gestured toward a small courtyard. The place would fit our purpose, bathed as it was in dark, shadowy depths. I crept into a space to await my bounty.

“If you close your eyes, you can smell their blood,” he whispered.

As I did this, I realized I could distinguish different sorts of people from one another: men from women and so on. I could even discern their ages. As I have come to think of it since, this blood scent is unique to each human being. Some were more interesting than others, and I told him so.

“They are drunk on wine...” he said.

I nodded and smiled, for it was a heady scent I could almost taste.

He asked me then if I could smell the passion in the blood. This surprised me. I hadn’t noticed anything, nor had I thought of it that way. But when he said it, I realized I could!

“It’s tangy and salty all at once. I have often been led to people coupling just by that scent alone. Of course, there are other scents along with that!” He waved me off. “Shh, they are coming.”

Suddenly, I heard the sound of a man’s and a woman’s voices. The girl giggled while the man whispered endearments to her. He then began to tease and coax her into coming along with him. Soon, they started to walk toward a house.

I heard the woman ask, “Is this where you live?”

The man replied, “Of course; I wouldn’t go to a stranger’s house.”

They thought that immensely funny and began to laugh. Just as they crossed the road, we rushed forward. Dracula grabbed the man and pulled him into the shadows as I took the woman. Neither cried out. They were too stunned. This was an early lesson I was to learn. “You can paralyze your prey,” Dracula had said. “Just be quick and feed well.”

This I did. I sank my teeth into the woman’s soft flesh. She began to shake as I sucked her blood – and I sucked a lot. It was good and sweet and tasted of spiced wine. She did try to pull away a few times, but I held her in an iron grip.

Dracula must have drained the man pretty quickly because he was soon by my side, kneeling before the woman. He began to feed on the other side of her neck and in other places, too, as he sometimes fed on me and the brides. I think that he realized I didn’t like him to do that because he whispered, “Don’t be jealous; you do it too.”

I made no reply, but instead sank my teeth into the woman’s breast and began to feed. This was not sexual. It was good to feed there because that was where her heart was, that wonderful, blood-filled organ, throbbing with life.

“Organs are best, for they are like casks of wine to us...”

Yes, his words to me.

Suddenly, Dracula began to fondle me. To feed and be caressed at the same time is pleasurable in the extreme. When I knew I had drained the woman, I moved away. Then, in the shadows of these bloodless corpses and feeling every bit as evil as the other brides, I coupled with Dracula. Both our passions were raised by our feeding. Yes, it was true. The passion was most definitely in the blood. Dawn had nearly broken when we left. So full of blood, we found it hard to move, but move we did because we had to.

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Saturday, December 21, 2013

Honourable Mention: Imps*

Imps* stands for The Immoral Minority Picture Show and was written and directed by Scott Mansfield, who perhaps shouldn’t have bothered. It was clearly shot in the early 1980s (actually it was 1983, I believe) though it was only released in 2009 and I guess was originally meant to make a stand against the totalitarian pronunciations of the so-called Moral Majority.

In essence it was a skit show stretched to just under 80 minutes and had "edgy" jokes around body odour and made fun of series like Friday the thirteenth and horror film heroines that do what and go where they shouldn’t (some thirteen years pre-Scream). The latter led to the skit of a film called Don’t Scream on my Face, with Linda Blair that pre-empted Edgar Wright’s spoof trailer for the Grindhouse movie. This was one of the best bits of the film, though that hardly says much.

John Carradine... why, oh, why?
However a lot of the jokes were racist, to the point of offence… Now that might have been the point and offensive humour can be done that is funny but this really wasn’t. The first black man on the moon, for instance, was just cringe-worthy (whereas the same concept in the movie Iron Sky was genius). The Polish jokes were just as bad – one of which involved John Carradine and another about screwing in a light bulb.

so, Dracula walks into a bar...
Of course, there was a vampire moment in it although it was a blink and you miss it moment with Count Dracula (James Sikking) – a famous vampire, as the skit advert tells us. Dracula claims that he has to alter his taste if he wants to keep his figure and that is why he now drinks Light Blood… yes it is a low calorie beer advert, for blood and that’s that. Well other than us seeing Dracula about to put the bite on a young lady and admitting he only uses the Light Blood as a supplement.

bite time
My sides are splitting… not. I don’t know why they ever bothered to release this. It perhaps should have remained consigned to the dustbin of cinematic history. However it was released and it has a vampire in it – if only for a fleeting visitation – and thus it gets a mention here.

The imdb page is here.

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Vampires of New England – review

Author: Christopher Rondina

First published: 2008

Contains spoilers

The Blurb: These are not fictional tales, but expert investigations of real people who were thought by their neighbors and others to be vampires—often with good reason. Providing background on Vlad the Impaler (the original Dracula) and other European members of this unholy clan, this book is based on extensive on-site research in Romania and environs. Also included is a survey of movie and TV treatments of vampires, as well as discussions of what habits and diseases might cause a person to be thought to be an evil immortal—and some of the rituals humans have undertaken to rid themselves of these creatures.

The review: I wanted to like this book (and in part I did) though regular readers will know that conflation of Vlad III and Dracula in the blurb would do nothing but get my back up. I knew that there would have to be something special in this to compete with the seminal work by Michael Bell, Food for the Dead, but I love the concept of the New England vampires and so the book seemed worthwhile.

I was, however, aware that Anthony Hogg had found a bat where one shouldn’t be in a piece by Rondina entitled Vampire Legends of Rhode Island (1997). Anthony challenged the author about a mention of shapeshifting into bat Pre-Stoker, who readily fessed up that he had added the mention of the bat into a transcript of an 1892 newspaper article as a vanity (and ethically dubious) addition and had forgotten he had done so. A shame really because Anthony spotted this 3 years after this book was published and the addition is still there in the reprint of the original article – but the fact it was added at all does make you begin to wonder.

Indeed the better part of the book does read as fiction in parts as Rondina dramatizes the events of the vampire exhumations and this is not a bad thing. Then we got to the later chapters – most specifically a chapter entitled Dracula meets the Yankees. It begins with a description of the author in Transylvania seeing Dracula’s castle for the first time. What he does not tell the reader is that there is no Dracula’s Castle – it was invented by Stoker. I assume he was at Bran’s Castle as there was a Halloween dinner on but there is also a picture of the author at Poenari Castle (not that he names it as such, the legend suggests Dracula’s Castle at Arefu – Poenari did belong to Vlad III and is in Wallachia – a principality Rondina mentions in passing whilst waxing lyrical about Transylvania). He then tells us that Stoker based Dracula on Vlad III – as this is a reference book, though not indexed and briefly referenced, I expect more research. For information on why saying Dracula was based on Vlad III is inaccurate see here. At least mention was made that there were no vampire myths surrounding Vlad III pre the modern Count Dracula.

Then he gets to the meat of the chapter – the fact that Stoker was aware of the New England vampires via an article in the New York World (Sunday 2 February, 1896 – note Rondina only gives the year). This is fact; the article is in Stoker’s notes, which are available. However the supposition that Stoker was, in 1896, still “toying with” the idea of a vampire novel is absurd – he had been working on it for years. The idea that he was unconvinced about the saleability of it until seeing the article is supposition verging on madness. Then the idiocy of suggesting he then based Lucy’s story on Mercy Brown is bloody ridiculous – I can accept the thought that there are similes with Lucy’s vampiric story and Clara from Varney the Vampire but to suggest the other is sheer revisionism and, dare I say it, colonial arrogance.

This chapter cheapened the entire book (along with the vanity inclusion mentioned earlier, which was at least owned up to). On the substantive subject of the New England Vampires there was also a glaring error in the following chapter when it is stated that such creatures were “not known in America by the term “vampire” until well into the 1880s”. Evidence states otherwise as Michael Bell discovered (in 2002) the gravestone belonging to Simon Whipple, who died in 1841. Part of the inscription is missing but the lines “Altho consumption's vampire grasp -- Had seized thy mortal frame” are clearly visible. I found this when I researched my review for Bell’s book (the Whipple case is not in Bell’s book as it was discovered after it was printed), so I would expect an author of a reference book to do said research (especially as he references Bell).

And it’s a shame as the dramatization section worked well and it was stated that dramatic flourishes were added, so the reader knew. It perhaps could have done with more referencing and certainly needs indexing to be of research use. The survey of movies was less a survey and more a quick look at three distinct products. It needs the bat expunging and, quite frankly, the entire Dracula section obliterating and (if more than a passing mention is to be made of Stoker and the article) entirely rewriting – can I suggest that Miller’s Dracula: Sense and Nonsense is a better start point than Florescu and McNally’s In Search of Dracula (which is referenced).

As the book stands – 5 out of 10.

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Vampire Heaven – review

Director: Seta Natsuki & Yao Kawahara

First aired: 2013

Contains spoilers

The TV Tokyo series Vampire Heaven was somewhat twee; a twelve part live action drama that centred around a vampire, Sakurako (Aya Ohmasa), and a human, Hayato (Yûta Hiraoka), falling in love.

The show itself seemed low budget, with limited sets and a goofiness around the characters that reminded me of Western kid’s TV.

vampire world
The basic story is that Sakurako lived in the vampire world with her friend Komachi (Tsubasa Honda) but the evil Count (Eisuke Shinoi) had demanded that Sakurako become his concubine for a period of time. She submitted to this but Komachi dragged her away and they ran from the Count, making their way from the land of the vampires to modern day Tokyo.

from dusk till dawn
There they really were fish out of water but, luckily, they were found by café owner Aoi (Noriko Eguchi) – who, we discover later, is also a vampire living in the human world. She gets comic relief character Kentaro (Satoshi Tomiura) to let them stay in his flat (he quickly learns their true nature after the two girls get drunk and let it slip – despite hiding their nature from humans being one of the vampire rules), Aoi also lends them money and then has them pay the debt off working in her café. The Café is called the midnight Café and is open from dusk till dawn!!

Yûta Hiraoka as Hayato
Hayato is a musician who works in the café and he and Sakurako fall for each other. However when a vampire loves a human the desire to suck their blood becomes greater than normal. The girls discover that playing music calms their bloodlust, unfortunately the Count has sent his henchmen after the girls and he wants his revenge.

Eisuke Shinoi as the Count
The series has frequent reference to various vampire rules and we discover that a stake through the heart is (generally) deadly – the Count seems to survive it once, though he is incapacitated for some time following. He seems most concerned about one specific stake they have, when it would appear any stake will do. He also has the ability to remove his heart so it can’t be staked, this is something the other vampires cannot do.

fangs on show
Sunlight is deadly, though it takes a while to kill and apparently wearing a scarf, shades and carrying an umbrella is protection enough. Right at the end of the series the following lore is thrown in as a conundrum: if a vampire and a human, who are in love, kiss then the vampire becomes human but the human may die (there ends up being a series of things that could happen, rather than just dying). The vampires cast no reflection (unless their reflection is accidentally caught on camera, which happened in at least one scene).

venturing into the sunlight
The show looked to be on a budget but it occasionally showed fantasy based romance shows on TV in the series’ world that were cheaper looking and more wooden than the actual show. The (male) vampires all insisted on wearing capes – when they weren’t trying to fit in to the human world. There was some double crossing within the series that spiced the storyline up a little but, ultimately, not a huge amount happened. Fan subs are out there on the net.

All in all it was ok. 4 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Honourable mentions: The Castle of the Carpathians

The Blurb: The descriptions of the quaint villagers of Werst, their costumes, manner of living, and belief in the supernatural world would in themselves prove an interesting narrative, but when coupled with the exciting adventures of Nic Deck, the two Counts, the cowardly Doctor, and the beautiful La Stilla, the story is undoubtedly one of the most enchanting ever offered.

This mysterious tale takes place in the area which in just a few years would become known as Dracula’s homeland. Jules Verne has the knack of it. He knows how to make the scientifically romantic story. You might not know what a “nyctalop” was, but if you saw one flapping his wings around the dark fortress in the Carpathians, you would run for it, as did Nic Deck… Orfanik is head conjurer, and in his trial he explains how he brought into play, for a wicked purpose, a variety of ingenious inventions. (Blurb from the undated Fredonia Books' facsimilie of the 1903 edition)

The Mention: Blurbs, as we know, lie or at the very least distort and this story by Jules Verne, published in 1893, is not necessarily “one of the most enchanting ever offered” though it does contain an interesting mix of superstition, unrequited love and science/sci-fi.

We, however, are looking at the vampire aspects and, to be fair, they are brief and little more than a passing mention. In fact I looked at the book as I had read that there was a belief in vampires underpinning the story. Not true, though both vampires and a belief in vampiric birds are mentioned briefly.

The story hinges around a supposedly deserted Castle known as the Castle of the Carpathians, which overlooks the Transylvanian village of Werst. The shepherd from the village, Frik, buys a telescope and notices smoke coming from a chimney. It is to Frik we look for our first mention of vampires. This is to do with the supernatural powers ascribed to him because he is a shepherd, “According to him the vampires and the stryges obeyed him.” What is interesting is the fact that here Verne separates vampires and stryges.

I say that because later, describing the superstitions of the region, Verne says “that vampires known as stryges, because they shrieked like stryges, quenched their thirst on human blood”. Bane lists a Strige (I assume this is what Verne referred to, with an alternate spelling) in her Encyclopedia of Vampire Mythology and says: “In Romania and Macedonia there is a vampiric bird called a strige. It is created when a witch’s soul returns to plague the living. Using its long sharp beak that can easily cut the skin of a person so it can drink his blood, it will attack alone or in a flock.” Presumably this comes from the Roman Stryx. It is notable that in the same paragraph Verne mentions were-wolves separately and thus there is no conflation of the two.

When Nic Deck (a young forester) and the village doctor, Patak, go to the castle to investigate they find themselves on a plateau near the castle as night falls. Unable to sleep the nervous Doctor hears, “nyctalops fanning the rocks with frenzied wing, the striges in their nocturnal flight, and two or three pair of funereal owls whose hooting echoed like a cry of pain.” There is an assumption here that he believes he hears the vampiric bird, the stryge, rather than vampires, though the bird and the vampire have been conflated earlier. You will recall that the blurb mentioned that a modern reader might not know what a nyctalop is. In modern terms a nyctalop refers to someone suffering from nyctalopia, or night blindness. However a nineteenth century meaning also referred to the exact opposite, ie one who sees best at night. So Verne here is referring to something nocturnal that flies, of which there could be a couple of candidates (though my mind strays towards bats).

And that, as they say, is that. An interesting story and a fantastic (almost Scooby-Doo in inventiveness) scientific explanation at the end.



Bonus Mention: The Mysterious Castle in the Carpathians


The 1981 Czech film Tajemství hradu v Karpatech, directed by Oldrich Lipský, was based on Verne’s novel. A quirky comedy it was somewhat more sci-fi (in a steampunk sort of way) than Verne’s novel. In this, as well as setting up hidden telephony and capturing voices on playable media, Orfanik (Rudolf Hrusínský) is sending rockets to the moon and preserving cadavers in an incorrupt way (though they have to stay in a vacuum).

The film plays around with the characters somewhat – making a betrothal where there was unrequited love, for instance, and removes the references made about vampires (and stryges) that the book carried. However there are some definite references – hence the mention. Firstly the film is set in 1897, which of course is when Dracula was published.


You might suppose that the date is coincidental but I believe it to be a direct reference as later in the film the Count Teleke of Tölökö (Michal Docolomanský) and vilja (Jan Hartl) – who is the Nic Deck character – share a bottle of wine produced by Chateau Dracula. The only other mention of vampires is when Teleke first sees the Castle (known in the film as the Devil’s Castle) and declares it magnificent and the ideal setting for “The Vampire’s Curse” (presumably an opera). Incidentally the name of the village of Werst is changed to Werewolfsville.

The imdb page is here.

Friday, December 13, 2013

Guest Blog: Brian McKinley


Today I’d like to welcome Brian McKinley to the blog. Brian has written stories since he learned to print and his short stories have appeared in Reflection’s Edge and Challenging Destiny magazines as well as Dark Company, an anthology to benefit the international charity BuildOn. He is a regular contributor to the website Vampires.com and a member of the Horror Writers Association. His first novel, Ancient Blood, was published by Ambrosia Arts Publishing in March 2013.

INFUSING SOME FRESH BLOOD INTO THE VAMPIRE 
Or: Why I Ignored Everyone’s Advice 
And Wrote Another Damn Vampire Novel!

So, why vampires?

That's the question I'm most often asked when people ask me about my writing at all (it doesn't happen nearly as much as I'd like, since I love talking about writing). I think the most concise answer I can give is that vampires give me a little bit of everything. In today's world, vampires have the ability to transcend the monster role they were traditionally given and can now be just about anything. They are the monster that most resembles us. They are us. They are the best and worst parts of our natures amplified and given the power to enact their desires on a large scale. How is that not attractive to a writer? What's more, being a minor history buff, I love having the ability to pull characters out from various parts of history and examine how becoming a vampire either changes or doesn't change them.

I love researching the folklore of vampires in different cultures and bringing that into my work, but it's probably fair to say that I've been more influenced by the newer Anne Rice style vampire. That crap with crosses and mirrors and holy water never made much sense to me. It's all based on the idea that the vampire is inherently evil and that the Christian faith is inherently good, both concepts that I reject. Vampires start as people so, to me, there would have to be good vampires and bad vampires. And as for religion, well, what about a vampire that's older than Jesus? Why the hell would he care about a Christian cross? People created the vampire idea to explain things they didn't understand, but every good boogey man has to have a weakness, so they made those up too. I wanted to start from scratch with my vampires.

I started with the idea of doing a different take on vampires than what I was seeing out in the movies and novels of the time. This was many years back, however, so certain things have caught up a little. But I liked the idea of vampires having a society, a political hierarchy that explained why nobody knew about them. If you live forever, what do you do with your time?

In most movies, all vampires worry about is feeding, but think about it like a person. How much of your day do you worry about eating? A society gives you what you need to survive (food) without having to work as hard for it, so you have time to do other things. In my vampires' case, they spend their time building up their personal power so that nobody can mess with them. The more power and wealth you have, the safer you are. It's been that way for hundreds if not thousands of years. All a vampire needs is to save some money and, over time, he's got a fortune. Money is power in our world and power equals safety. So, that was the basis for The Order. Vampires are the true aristocrats of the world because blood is easy to get when you control the power of nations and, ironically, nations are easy to control when you can offer its leaders everlasting life, enormous sums of money, and the ability to dispose of their enemies.

So, I started off with science as my vampires’ basis just because I wanted to do something different and make them more plausible. However, I love seeing magic done well in a book. Jim Butcher's Dresden Files, for example, has fairies and magic and different species of vampires and werewolves and all kinds of stuff, but what makes it work is that Butcher explains his magic in a very specific way and keeps it consistent within his world. You know how things work in that world, which makes it feel real. I love that! When it's not good is when it seems like an author is being lazy and describing things as magic because they don't have the imagination to figure out a way to make things work any other way. Then magic becomes just a deus ex machina that the writer is pulling out of their ass to solve plot problems for themselves without doing the work. My novel also features some sort of magic, you could say, in the Jiang-shi which are the Chinese folklore vampires. They have powers and abilities that normal science can't explain, but some of it can still make sense if you look at quantum physics. Or, you can believe that they actually have magic and that's that. That's my nod to the classic mystical vampire that can't be explained away.

For the purposes of my novel, I combined the Jiang-shi idea with that of the "hungry ghost" that is a staple of Chinese myth. I explained the creation of the Jiang-shi as a Hungry Ghost taking up residence in the dead body and strengthening the po, thus re-animating the corpse. However, I wanted the Jiang-shi to have some distinctive features, so I made them unaffected by sunlight because my regular Vampyrs are. I also made them more psychic/emotional vampires than blood drinkers, though they can feed on blood that is strong with their emotion of choice. I gave them the traditional weakness to religious items wielded with faith because of the positive energy of the faith which clashes with the negative energies that sustain them. Naturally, given their origins, I wanted to make use of Taoist philosophy in their workings. I forget where I read this, but there was some Chinese demon or creature that tried to avoid sleep because their po was given a taste of their eternal punishment as they slept. I thought this was really novel and different, so I incorporated it into my Jiang-shi as well. For variety, I also gave them the Kuang-shi (which is really just the original pronunciation of Jiang-shi), which are the green and white furred monsters of legend, as servants.

But, after all that, there was still something crucial missing: why should a reader give a damn about any of this? The story in its final form began to take shape when I realized that I needed a viewpoint character to get the reader into this world. Originally, it was going to be done third person and I was going to follow all the vampires back and forth as they schemed and plotted, but it was all too much. There was nobody for the audience to really root for.

Originally, there was this guy named Avery who had just been brought in by Caroline and was kind of her side-kick. However, he never worked. Nobody I showed the script to thought the character belonged. I was going to get rid of him when it occurred to me that maybe the reason he didn't work was because we weren't seeing things from his viewpoint. Once I decided to write the entire book as Avery's story, everything else sort of fell into place and the book became richer and more poignant. Here's a guy who is coming into the situation with the same expectations that the vampire reader has, along with the same context, and so the reader hopefully is right there emotionally with Avery when confronted by these vampires that don't act the way we've all been taught that vampires should act.

My name is Brian Patrick McKinley and my first novel is called Ancient Blood: A Novel of the Hegemony. I hope you’ll check it out!

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Treasure Chest of Horrors – review

Directors: M. Kelley, Shawn C. Phillips & Doug Waugh

Release date: 2012

Contains spoilers

In a recent comment, on a poor film that I reviewed, friend of the blog Alex asked, “Jesus. How do you get the energy to watch these things?” and sometimes I wonder, I really do.

This is a portmanteau film – with the wraparound being a pirate (Paymon Seyedi) who finds a treasure of video tapes – the films of this film. However to call them a treasure is a stretch that one might even call a barefaced lie…

The opening section with the pirate made me internally groan. Bad dialogue, bad filming, bad costuming and very, very bad acting. The first section was called Rotten Classmates and if anything it got worse. Luckily the second section was Vampire’s Lust.

cbs
This saw a mom (Kim Phillips) and dad (Stephen Phillips) turn bad acting into something akin to a war-crime as they sent adult son Toby (M. Kelley) to get some milk. On the way back he is attacked by one of the crappiest bats ever. It bites him (with no blood) making him drop the milk. He goes home and has a feverish night’s sleep.

fangs - style 1
In the morning his face is white and his nails black. Yes, he is a vampire. His friend (Shawn C. Phillips) comes to make a horror film whilst offering a performance that makes the mom and dad look like Oscar winners. Continuity went out of the window as Toby’s nail polished fingers become au natural again and then turned black again later. That night he meets the Count – who turned him – and the next day he eats a boy scout (Ethan Phillips). He is about to eat Colin when his friend suggests he eats bad guys and Colin will film it. Fin.

fangs - style 2
Changing fang styles, nail polished fingers, no real story, bad dialogue and really bad performances. You might wonder why I said luckily the second section was Vampire’s Lust. That was because I just skimmed through the next two (non-vampire) sections as I did not have the energy to watch them. A waste of time, plastic and money – one to avoid like the plague (though the Amazon link is below, should you be tempted to ignore my advice).

0 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.


Monday, December 09, 2013

Duckula – the Danger Mouse episodes – review

Directors Brian Cosgrove (3 episodes) & Chris Randall (1 episode)

First aired: 1982 – 1986

Contains spoilers

We have previously looked at the series Count Duckula (Season 1, Season 2 & Season 3) and were charmed by the zany antics of the Transylvanian vegetarian vampire duck.

However, Duckula (David Jason) first appeared in the series Danger Mouse, featuring in four episodes in total and, as we will see, his character was somewhat different to the duck me meet in his own series. Danger Mouse itself was a UK cartoon series about a secret agent mouse, the eponymous Danger Mouse (also David Jason), and his useless side kick the hamster Penfold (Terry Scott, Carry on Christmas).

Greenback's infernal plan
The Four Tasks of Danger Mouse was an episode from the second series and the episode is built up of 5 short parts. In it Dastardly Baron Greenback (Edward Kelsey) has kidnapped Penfold and requires that Danger Mouse carry out 4 impossible tasks (in order that Greenback may create an indestructible monster).

dramatic entry
The task we are interested in is to gain two feathers from a vampire duck – a creature that Danger Mouse believes to be myth. However in Transylvania he comes across Count Duckula. Now, this must be a previous incarnation of Duckula to the one in the stand alone series for this Duckula is prepared to show fangs and threatens to drink blood. He is also scared of sunlight, something the more familiar Duckula is immune to.

fanged duck
Luckily the vampire duck is also stage struck and is willing to trade in his feathers for a TV spot… something Danger Mouse cannot offer (as TV just isn’t ready for him). So after auditioning as a magician (pulling a hat out of a rabbit and being sawn in half – down the middle) and doing some ham Shakespearean acting, Duckula finds himself on the receiving end of Danger Mouses’ exploding harmonica, rendering him insensible as two feathers are plucked.

eye mojo
The next appearance of Duckula was in the aptly named season 4 episode The Return of Count Duckula – indeed Danger Mouse even remembers scenes from his previous encounter (in an abridged format). This time Duckula is called to England by Baron Greenback with the task of hypnotising the Members of Parliament to act like stage struck fools (a little like Duckula) in return Greenback will get Duckula a TV show (and take over Britain in the ensuing chaos).

vampire backing group
In this episode we discover that both bad eggs and rotten cabbage are an apotropaic against vampire ducks – and the stench of the cabbage can break the duck’s hypnotic grip on a mortal’s mind. During the episode we actually get a backing group of vampires. In order to defeat the tenacious Duck, Danger Mouse summons Agent 57, a master of disguise, who appears as an American talent agent and books him on a theatrical tour of the Antarctic.

diabolical duckula
Later in the fourth series Duckula returned in the episode The Great Bone Idol. In this Greenback hired the vampire duck to go to the Himalayas and retrieve the mystic stick that would then lead him to the great bone idol. The idol is kept in a magic kennel (which can only be opened once every thousand years) and is a bone containing the bark of Cerberus. Possession of the bone gives the bearer control of all dogs.

relaxing in the sun
In return for his help, Duckula is promised Australia and is quite taken with the idea of Bondi Beach – a strange thing for a vampire duck you might think. However later we see him in the Sahara Desert, the place where the bone is hidden, sunning himself. Yes, despite fleeing the sun the first time we met him and, in this season, him burning in the sun, the scriptwriters have forgotten their own lore and allowed him into the sun – but that’s alright as the series is silly enough to get away with it.

Colonel K
Finally the Chris Randall directed Duckula Meets Frankenstoat was from season 7 of the series and began with Danger Mouse and Penfold on a skiing holiday, a holiday cut short when Colonel K sends then a recorded message warning that Count Duckula and Doctor Frankenstoat had teamed up. It is time for a trip to Transylvania.

vampire bat
However, before they can leave the Piste they are confronted by Duckula – in full on am-dram mode. He turns into a bat (a cricket bat, and there are a lot of cricket related puns in the dialogue) but is thwarted by a neatly aimed snowball flung by Danger Mouse. Penfold and Danger Mouse then make their way to Castle Duckula.

cor chief
There they discover that Frankenstoat has built a vampirematic, a machine programmed with Duckula’s personality that will create an army of vampoids – that he needs Duckula to control. The vampoids take the form of flying cricket bats! Danger Mouse has to destroy the machine.

So there you have it, 4 episodes and a rather different vampire duck. Nevertheless it was still great fun – as a whole series and these episodes in particular. 7 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.