Release date: 2012
In a recent comment, on a poor film that I reviewed, friend of the blog Alex asked, “Jesus. How do you get the energy to watch these things?” and sometimes I wonder, I really do.
This is a portmanteau film – with the wraparound being a pirate (Paymon Seyedi) who finds a treasure of video tapes – the films of this film. However to call them a treasure is a stretch that one might even call a barefaced lie…
The opening section with the pirate made me internally groan. Bad dialogue, bad filming, bad costuming and very, very bad acting. The first section was called Rotten Classmates and if anything it got worse. Luckily the second section was Vampire’s Lust.
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0 out of 10.
The imdb page is here.