Release date: 1988
With a title such as “Vampires on Bikini Beach” what do you expect? I offer for comparison the title Malibu Beach Vampires and note that I gave that poor excuse for a film 0 out of 10.
Well... This one wasn’t as bad… just.
|coffin on car|
|Bob and Kim on Bikini Beach|
|seventh son of a seventh son|
|Dr Gower killed|
|Judy and Harold on date|
|Demos of the rubber face|
|conventional vampire hunting|
The story failed to gel but had some stand-out rubbish plot moments. Harold is a glutton, so when he, Bob, Judy and Kim (Clarke and Wynette have been captured, not that the others realise) steal the book they go back to his and order pizza. He is working on the book (whilst Judy and Kim play backgammon, as you do) when there is a knock on the door. This starts a panic as they wonder whether it is the pizza or the vampires!
No, this isn’t good. The pacing sucked, the vampires were rubbish, the music was at the lowest ebb of AOR and Demos had a rubber face. 1 out of 10.
The imdb page is here.
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