Release date: 2010
Vampire’s Suck is a spoof but, unfortunately it decides to spoof not the genre as a whole but Twilight and New Moon, with a few side genre references that are blink or you’ll miss them.
It does actually do a fine job of condensing roughly four hours of cinematic dirge into roughly eighty minutes. Unfortunately the Twilight fan base is unlikely to see the joke – as much is at their expense. Those who are not fans will find themselves, probably, wondering why they are watching it – the subject matter is limited.
|see me sparkle|
|full-on Kristen tantrum|
|Edward is a Jonas Brother|
All in all this was rather weak as a comedy, self limiting but showcased the finest Kirsten Stewart imitation ever committed to film. It was also better than Taintlight. 2.5 out of 10.
The imdb page is here.