Release date: 2002
Brad Sykes’ films have appeared on the blog a couple of times in the form of the low budget but interesting Death Factory and the blooming awful Bloody Tease.
This was done the same year as Death Factory and is more traditionally vampiric. Better than bloody tease (though that says very little), it does some things well but then makes massive mistakes. I’ll mention at the head of the review the soundtrack. All songs are by Abney Park and that should be really cool but they rarely fitted and the incidental music grated against them.
|Dude, you must realise...|
|Viktoe looks like a bad mime|
|Steve with Amanda|
|who is coming to dinner|
No… I bet you can... Steve, Larry and Denise are going to be vampire chow and Viktor wants to turn Amanda, making her the third vampire bride. Add in a little Ravenna jealousy and that’s about it. Onto lore…
This film could have been fun, were it not for the logic lapses all the way through. 3 out of 10.
The imdb page is here.