Dracula: The Original Living Vampire – review

Director: Maximilian Elfeldt

Release date: 2022

Contains spoilers

When the trailer for this flick surfaced, the alarm bells rang. The production company, the Asylum, are known for low grade films that cash in on bigger budget films. In this case it would seen to be an attempt to cash in on the alternative title for the forthcoming (and delayed) Morbius the Living Vampire (actually looking like it’ll just run on the title Morbius). The similarities start and end with the title I suspect.

The film actually wasn’t as God-awful as I expected but it certainly wasn’t great. The issue with the film are manifold as I’ll explain.

assignation

It starts with a pair of shadows crossing a bridge. The first a woman, her hair dyed and I’ll explain why that’s an issue in a second, the second a long haired, cloaked man – never seen directly at this point but quite obviously Dracula (Jake Herbert). As he approaches she seems rather pleased to see him and they kiss… cut to a bedroom and some sexual antics that end, unsurprisingly, in a scream (and not of pleasure). I have to mention that, when they meet, she appeared to have a flash of fang - that may have been just motivated perception on my part or indicative of it not being his first visit to her.

Stuart Packer as Renfield

Cut and, after some "Read All About It", we see Amelia Van Helsing (Christine Prouty) at the crime scene – the woman from the opening scene dead on the bed. Amelia is chief investigator into the rash of murders in the (unnamed) city. She discusses it with her boss – he isn’t named until a scene a little later but he is Captain Renfield (Stuart Packer). The press are sensationalising things, the headlines suggesting the killings being a copycat of murders a century past (the cops have done sue diligence and the creepy castle tied with those murders is empty).

Christine Prouty as Van Helsing

So, a couple of things here. The establishing shots suggest a fin de Siècle, perhaps early 1900s setting, with occasional carriages on the cgi manipulated streets. The houses seem to be lit primarily with candles rather than gas or electricity. However the clothing often feels more modern (at least for some of the characters) and the dyed red hair was distinctly a modern shade. Van Helsing carries a gun that, and I’m no weapons expert, feels WW2 era (perhaps modelled on a Mauser; Edit 21/1/22:  though it may have been a Luger, please see comments), but more she is lead detective (which feels out of era) and in an open lesbian relationship with Mina (India Lillie Davies), which again feels incongruous to the timeframe.

Michael Ironside as Seward

So, she goes and speaks to the coroner, Seward (Michael Ironside, Masters of Horror: The V Word, Vampire Wars: Battle for the Universe, Tales from the Crypt: Come the Dawn & Patient Seven), but he can tell her very little – the body has a pair of punctures at the neck and is virtually emptied of blood. She takes a vial of what little blood is left to her friend and chemist (and occultist) Jonathan Harker (Ryan Woodcock). Meanwhile we see Renfield pass a file to the mysterious (in film plot terms but we all know he’s Dracula) murderer and call him master.

Jake Herbert as Dracula

That latter scene was both a shame and a grace – given that he’s called Renfield the film didn’t dangle a “is he good, is he bad” carrot before us – we know now he is working for the vampire and, given his name, we would have expected as much and it would only be a shock if he wasn’t. That said, there was some millage in not revealing it now and doing so more shockingly later. It is Jonathan who deduces it’s a vampire they're looking for – something Amelia is unwilling to accept – and Mina gets a new foreign dignitary client through her law firm, with a brief to help him purchase properties. Dracula has a hang-up about redheads and there is a reincarnated (or at least believed to be) love aspect.

Dracula's vamp face

All the normal tropes are there – Dracula can turn into a bat (or a mass of them to be honest), stakes kill, holy water burns, crosses ward and sunlight (as the Dracula megatext suggests) destroys. A bite can turn. Beyond this, and beyond the issue with when this was trying to suggest it was set, there is precious little atmosphere and the dialogue is distinctly average at best. The actors aren’t brilliant for the most part – unfortunately Jake Herbert just hasn’t the presence needed for Dracula and the later makeup when he vamps out is poor. Michael Ironside phones in his performance – however a performance phoned in by Ironside is still better than most. The lighting was particularly poor in places, not too dark per se, just gloomy, often without highlighting the character in shot.

Amelia and Mina

I noticed a direct referencing in the script to othering – but rather than the vampire being othered, Amelia accuses the murderer of othering and killing women. It works within the serial killer motivation context (and the term serial killer is used, which again does not fit the time period) and adds an academic layer of interest in terms of the othered monster othering victims. The Amelia and Mina relationship failed because of the incongruity with the time period – I don’t have an issue with queering parts of Dracula (I know there will be an accusation of it being 'woke' from some, but queering the vampire story is an integral part of the genre) but, let’s face it, it was far from original – after all a female Van Helsing has already been done. Not a great film but not as bad as expected – 3.5 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

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Dark Tales – review

Directors: Jason Figgis & Lomai (segments)

Release date: 2017

Contains spoilers

Yet another anthology film that stitches together disparate shorts. It isn’t quite a portmanteau – there is a conceit that the films were the last viewing before a suicide, an intimation that the films caused the act, but it is given in intertitles and not expanded on. The vampire segments are the first two.

First up is Friends Forever and I can’t understand why director Jason Figgis is so intent on mutilating his film the Ecstasy of Isabel Mann by cutting it into shorts.

Previously we have seen a section turn up in 60 Seconds to Di3. Friends Forever takes another section of the film – Isabel (Ellen Mullen), covered in blood and accidentally killing a friend before an initial interview with a garda inspector. In the feature it is a pivotal point, in this it is meaningless to a viewer who hasn’t seen the original film. The viewer doesn’t know why she is covered in blood, nor who the various missing are. It doesn’t sell the actual film, which deserves to be seen. It isn’t the best opening to this anthology due to it feeling like an unexplained moment suspended in celluloid.

being bled

It is followed by B is for Bath – interesting in what it examines implicitly, it is a take of the Báthory legend. There is a man (Joseph Cranford) and a woman (Adria Dawn) in a room. It becomes readily apparent that she is a star and he a fan. As he lies on a medical bed he wonders how many it takes – normally three, sometimes two she confides. He is the third that day, therefore the last, She cuts a small entry hole in his neck with a scalpel and fixes a tube – his lack of fightback indicates he is happy to do this. His blood is siphoned into a bath – which she then gets in.

Báthory moment

The Báthory aspect is obvious, she is thankful for the sacrifice of those who maintain her but in some respects this is all about devoted fanhood – and had this been part of a longer piece that may have been a fascinating exploration. Unfortunately, it is actually a very short section that looks stylistically interesting (though the red of the blood is very fake) and as a standalone piece difficult to offer a high score to (one of the reasons that I dislike scoring shorts generally is because the raison d'être is often very different to a feature). However, I feel compelled to offer a score for the anthology based only on the vampire segments. B is for Bath is interesting but contains little narrative (it is more peaceful and certainly consensual but not as well done as the much more violent Báthory moment in Hostel: Part 2, for instance), the excerpt before it suffers for being orphaned – 3.5 out of 10 reflects the interesting fanhood aspect of the second short but also reflects that it deserved more exploration when included in a feature, plus the frustration with the first 'short'.

The imdb page is here.

Short Film: V

This 2017 film comes in at just over 10 minutes and, despite the vampire subject matter, I guess it might be classed as in the school of kitchen sink drama. Director Jimmy Dean capturing the life of Minnie (Synnove Karlsen), the vampire of the piece.

It starts with a young woman playing with a plasma ball. The blurb for the film suggests she is sixteen. She goes to a fridge and gets a bottle out and takes a drink and then matter-of-factly discusses the blood she is drinking – managing to spill a drop onto her top. It doesn’t taste any different, she says, it tastes like blood always did - a departure from the vampire trope of it tasting like something divine after turning.

Drinking in the bathroom

Minnie holds a conversation with the camera as she goes about her life – either waiting for nightfall in the flat or out and about. We discover that she does not have fangs and does still have a reflection. Garlic, she says, is surprisingly a thing, the smell making her wretch. Amongst the banality are moments, such as her sat drinking blood in a bloodstained bathrobe with a body visible in the tub. Her story takes us to the moment where her world changed.

Synnove Karlsen as Minnie

There are no startling revelations here, this is a slice of life (or undeath, perhaps), but so well acted by Synnove Karlsen who holds the camera captive. You can see how below.

The imdb page is here.

Van Helsing Season 5 – review

Directed by: Various

First aired: 2021

Contains spoilers

Whilst I had stuck with Van Helsing from Season 1, finding it entertaining – even if it wasn’t high drama, I was less impressed with Season 4 than the preceding seasons (for completeness you can also read the reviews of Season 2 and Season 3). Because of this I did not run head first into season 5 when it dropped to Netflix.

It was something I knew I should rectify but I procrastinated and then I noticed that a box set of all 5 seasons on Blu-ray was being released. I picked it up and then did a serious binge session re-watching the first 4 seasons before hitting season 5. So, the first thing to report was that I enjoyed the revisit and, whilst I stand by my comments with regards season 4, it did hold up better – probably because the new characters felt more familiar and also because the lack of a distinct season arc meant less when you were immediately jumping into season 5.

Dracula escapes

So, we were left (at the end of season 4) with apparently immortal heroes Julius (Aleks Paunovic, Chupacabra Vs the Alamo & Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency) and Axel (Jonathan Scarfe) mysteriously dying outside the bunker to a military research lab. Vanessa Van Heling (Kelly Overton, True Blood) was stuck in the dark realm as was her (scientifically created) daughter Jack (Nicole Muñoz, also Chupacabra Vs the Alamo, Sanctuary & Hemlock Grove). The dark one – Dracula (Tricia Helfer) – had escaped the dark realm in Jack’s form, killed the president (Jill Teed) and taken her form and Jack’s sister Violet (Keeya King) failed to kill her as she escaped in a helicopter.

Jack beneath Orava castle

The season (mostly) then follows the path of getting to Dracula – however the first few episodes see Vanessa opening a portal in the dark realm that allows Jack to escape – but into the past. She appears in Transylvania (we won’t tackle the fact that she could understand the locals and vice-versa – in the previous episode she was psychically given the ability to read an obscure language, so perhaps it’s a knock on effect) at the point where the local Count (Kim Coates, Dracula the Series, Red Blooded American Girl, Innocent Blood & the Dresden Files ) and his bride Olivia (Tricia Helfer) have just had (almost miraculously) a child and that their familial name is Dracula. This is Dracula’s origin story and we discover that Olivia is to be used as a vessel for the “Dark One” – a malevolent spirit and, whilst not the source of vampirism, this could be said to be vampiric possession. Jack does do things that change the present to a degree (mostly making Dracula weaker). It was nice that the exterior shots used Orava castle.

Aleks Paunovic as Julius

Back to the present and we discover that Washington DC is a safe zone. Whether the TV broadcasts from the previous season were to there only or to more unaffected regions (beyond the walls around DC it is still the vampire apocalypse) is unclear. The series knows it was the last season and (for those characters still standing) it does its best to bring conclusions to each story and is successful in this – though don’t expect each story to have a happy ending, it’s a mixed bag and rightly so. The episode stories all work towards that end or the conclusion of the season proper – though there is one flashback moment where the wig Aleks Paunovic was forced to wear should have been sense checked.

new mutation

What I did notice was the pandemic awareness it brought to the construct – a chemical released by the Government to kill vampires, which causes chemical storms as deadly to humans as vampires (and causing powerful mutations in some vampires) cause the need to wear masks. There is also reference to ‘fake news’, the 45th president – Davis Park (Stephen Lobo) – was turned, presumed dead but is found and turned back to human (in an episode where MAGA caps are being sold in a scavenger store). This leads to the need to restore his presidency – and, of course the 46th president is a shape-shifting imposter. This didn’t feel pro-Trump or Biden, just a mismatch without a thought-out political narrative.

Dracula uses magic

Not all was welcome. Vanessa is brought back in episode 9 but I could have lived without the majority of the episode which was essentially just a clip show showing Vanessa’s past triumphs and failures (as she learns, I guess). It felt positively filler, the character needed to return but it could have happened in a scene not an episode and was simply bad TV. Being fair, it probably felt even worse having binged the episodes it came from over the previous week/week and a half. Jack and Violet felt better constructed, as the series had time to develop them, which was to the benefit of the show. All in all, more enjoyable than season 4 and a fitting conclusion to the series. 6 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

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Short Film: Vamped

This 2014 short film was directed by Matt S. Bell and comes in at just over 27 minutes. It is professionally put together but suffers for the fact that it very much feels like the start of a larger piece – be that feature or series.

It starts with a pan across the front of a house at night. A young woman, blood on her top, comes running out of the house screaming. She manages to get into her car and drive off but her phone rings and, on answering and looking back, she crashes.

bat-eared

A woman, Nikki (Gayle James), exits the car – blood at her mouth, the driver dead at the steering wheel. She sits on the hood as a second vampire – this one with bat ears – comes up. She is at the town looking for a specific person – they need him in the war that has started. The male vampire refers to the one they seek, disparagingly, as a sunset superman. We see Nikki later, on a laptop, arranging to get in on some kind of game tournament

Gayle James as Nikki

Green (David M. Lawson) works in what appears to be a game/DVD rental store. He has (what appears to be) unrequited love for co-worker Nancy (Amy Wickenheiser, the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part 2) – who is known as Drew, though she dislikes the nickname. Green and his friends are all geeks and the dialogue around them worked rather well. He meets Nikki at a game night and ends up back at hers. She is, he discovers, a biter and then someone bursts through the window – she tells him to run.

Donny Broussard as Carpenter

The next day he feels unwell and food doesn’t sit well. That evening he is visited by Carpenter (Donny Broussard) – Green has been turned into a vampire and Carpenter is a guide, who are assigned to newborns. Of course, Green doesn’t believe it until he sees that, unlike earlier in the day, he no longer has a reflection. In this world sunlight just takes a vampire’s powers but also, during the day, they have a reflection – losing it at night. Fangs take their time to grow and any blood (human or animal) will do – Green is given a business card for a liquor store that also sells blood to vampires. We later also discover that there are Primaries, vampires of the original bloodline who are more powerful and more aggressive.

graphic novel style

As I say this feels like an opening to a much larger world, the dialogue works well and is well delivered by all involved. There are nice scene-fades using a graphic novel type of graphic. The shame, for me, was it seems like more was not done with this but you can see what is available below. The imdb page is here.

Teenage Vampire – review

Director: Aaron Lee Lopez

Release date: 2020

Contains spoilers

There was a 1989 film called Teen Vamp – obviously a similar title – I have said film on DVD, indeed I had it prior to starting this blog and hence you won’t find it reviewed as it is so bad I could never find the necessary motivation to rewatch it for review. In many respects I just wanted this to be better than its nearly namesake – and it is… though that’s a mighty low bar.

This, unfortunately, does little else right, it is a bloodless (mostly) affair that owes more than a little to the Lost Boys for its primary twists and plot points.

Pam and Chase

It starts with Chase (Claire Tablizo) and Pam (Jaeden Riley Juarez) at a bowling alley – though Chase is particularly poor at the sport, they have been taken in by the team (of older players) the Slayers – and they’ve got them t-shirts. The Slayers, you’d think, would come into this later… and they do… sort of… it is a really half-hearted affair that might be said to mirror the involvement of Grandpa in the aforementioned The Lost Boys but without any panache and with a feeling of afterthought.

meeting Sin

Anyway, it is the start of school and Chase is getting a lift off Pam (and refusing a lift to little brother Dean (Tres Allison)). Chase and Pam are far from being part of the cool kids and they vow to say yes to anything (the definition of anything being mild in the grand scheme of things). New kid Sin (Gabby Garcia), with her cohorts Lucy (Sophia Laia) and Violet (Callista Willeford) get up in the girls’ faces (and get Chase by the neck) and new Cheerleader Coach Mrs Rooney (Cynthia Fray) intervenes. She suggests Chase and Pam try out – they do, with Chase getting on the team, as a consolation Pam is made assistant coach.

comic

So, suddenly Sin is nice and invites the girls to a party (her parents are away) and they pitch up to the big house with eerie red lighting and Chase is encouraged to drink from a goblet of blood – which she does, thinking it a hazing. When she wakes up the sun is bright, her reflection fades in and out (though after that scene tends to stay) and occasionally fangs pop out. But she is only a half vampire until she makes her first kill, and until then can be restored to humanity by killing the head vampire… oh, I wonder where I’ve heard that before. Young brother Dean is suspicious, his suspicion fed by a (very amateur looking) horror comic… oh, I wonder where I’ve heard that before.

initiation

So, there we have it. The vampires are strong and sportier and popular and… look, the vampire gang in the Lost Boys were cool but still outsiders. This was, of course, fitting with the concept that the vampire most often represents the outsider. Whether it was down to a misunderstanding of this or a deliberate (and if so, bravo) turn-around by the filmmakers, but the vampires here are not the outsiders – they represent the top social strata of high school life. Chase and Pam are the outsiders and it is vampirism that brings Chase popularity and confirms her place in the in-crowd.

stake through shoulder area

The vampires find sunlight annoyingly bright only and at one point say that only a silver knife to the heart can kill them. However we then see successful stakings (wood with garlic rubbed in) and use of holy water. In fact it is apparently enough to stake through the shoulder area, rather than the heart. There might have been an indication (when half-vampire Chase goes to buy booze without I.D.) of eye mojo but the red eyes, fangs and hiss, combined with the clerk (P.G. Marlar) peeing himself, suggests it was intimidation and fear rather than mesmerism. The school and student body seemed unmoved by students and staff going missing.

the effect of holy water

So this mostly missed. As I mentioned, until the slays at the end, where some blood was present, this was a mostly bloodless affair. I know that it might be argued that it was for a young target audience but both Goosebumps and ‘Are You Afraid of the Dark?’ were able to add an uncanny atmosphere and, often, genuine scares to vehicles aimed at the same age group. This is listed as a comedy but generated no real laughs and was pretty gag-less (perhaps bar one pratfall that limped into action). The acting was ok, the actors had little to work with, but the awful hissing all the time detracted and didn’t fit. 3 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

Honourable Mention: Doctor Sax and the Great World Snake

As well as being a bit of a fan of the vampire genre, I have carried a(n adult) lifelong love of Jack Kerouac’s work and, for me, his oeuvre is simply the best of American literature. His book Doctor Sax was very different from his more famous road novels. Set in Lowell, Massachusetts, which was his childhood home, it draws inspiration from his childhood but with the addition of childhood fantasy. The eponymous Doctor Sax is a sinister looking figure who, ultimately, is actually a good guy. There are also vampires – most notably the Hungarian Count Condu whose aim is to bring about the awakening of the World Snake so that it will devour the world.

Doctor Sax meant much to Kerouac and so he actually adapted it into a screenplay and that screenplay is Doctor Sax and the Great World Snake. I received the screenplay for Christmas and, being a screenplay, decided to look at it as an Honourable Mention rather than a review. The screenplay was never filmed but the book originally came with 2 CDs that had an audio rendition of the screenplay produced by Kerouac's nephew Jim Sampas. The book I received was the screenplay alone (and I assume designed to be so as the cover doesn’t mention the CDs.)

I have discovered that the audio is on YouTube at time of writing – though I have to admit that the voice acting is disappointing. That said, it pleases me that the greatest writer America produced (in my opinion) has a place in the vampire genre. At some point in the future, I will re-read the novel Doctor Sax and at that point review it here. My thanks to Sarah for this book.

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Kickstarter: Dracula Walks the Night

A project by the Don’t Go Into the Cellar theatre company – and I have been lucky enough to see a few of their performances over the years, this kickstarter is for staging an original online show featuring Sherlock Holmes. A theatre production with Jonathan Goodwin playing Holmes, Dracula, Van Helsing and others.

Over on the kickstarter page you can see montages of Jonathan Goodwin in costume as both Holmes and Dracula. The performance date is set for Feb 13th 2022 15:00 EST 20:00 GMT.

As always, I post about crowdfunded projects for information and the risk, should you choose to back the project is yours. I am not affiliated with the company or production – but will say I have backed this one.

Custodes – review

Directors: Lea Borniotto, Vera Borniotto & Edoardo Nervi

Release date: 2021

Contains spoilers

This is an Italian film that is available for stream on Amazon and it is a difficult one to evaluate, to be honest. It meanders slowly through its length but does manage to offer some good imagery and, as you will have deduced given this review, there is a vampiric aspect to it. In many respects it is more a mood piece than anything else and that isn’t necessarily a bad thing. The joins, unfortunately, do show but as you’ll see I was quite taken with it.

Lorenzo Crovetto as Dante

The movie starts with Ada (Lea Borniotto) walking through a forested area – her case cumbersome. She has received a letter from her cousin Umberto (Edoardo Nervi) who apologises, in the first instance, for the fact that his father had disinherited her and that he never sought her out before this point. He had checked one of the properties he had inherited – expecting it to be a wreck – but found it in (fairly) good shape, looked after by caretaker Dante (Lorenzo Crovetto). He wants to employ her to appraise the books, parchments and other valuables.

Ada screaming

She gets to the property and is met by a rifle wielding man – after establishing that she is Umberto’s cousin he reveals he is Dante and leads her to the mansion. He installs her in a room – opposite the one working bathroom. He, himself, does not live in the house (indicating an adjacent building) and leaves her to it. Strangeness begins on the first night – with her thinking she hears someone walking downstairs. The oddity is her reaction – locking herself in her room, rather than either investigating or getting out of there.

dancing in dreams

Be that as it may, a mist fills the room and her dreams are filled with strangeness and an oddly moving women (Vera Borniotto). There is much play with red lighting in the film (for reasons I’ll get to). Again, a strange aspect is that Ada doesn’t seem to notice (when the lighting occurs during waking hours) despite a red light wash flooding behind her. Anyway, she does notice a bruise on her inner arm when she wakes and, going down to a breakfast Dante has provided, mentions that she thinks it an insect bite (concerned about poison) and that she noticed blood outside her door. He suggests he must have cut himself when in the attic.

the mask of Arev

Its difficult to give a blow-by-blow as it is mostly Ada meandering. She finds a strange collage piece that Dante denies knowledge of and eventually some writings by the Baron Malatesta – a previous owner of the estate – his writings matched with black and white film footage. He mentions finding artefacts belonging to the Red World (hence the importance of the red light) – firstly the bones gate (the collage) that is a passageway to that place, home of Cthonic deities. The baron’s wife Lucilla – the figure in Ada’s dream – was obsessed with eternal life and so was happy when they found the mask of Arev, the third queen of the Red World (the mask has a rather cat like design). Arev offered eternal life (and we see Lucilla dancing in a way described as pagan).

a glimpse of Lucilla

Eventually the Baron found a dead maid, drained of blood and went to a curate – but he was a fan of the inquisition and tortured Lucilla with fire. She survived, but we see her swathed in bandages and the Baron describes her soul as dying. She called out to the shadows of the Red World – who ask for blood and, we discover, Lucilla is still there, harvesting blood provided by the Baron (who describes himself as not alive but unable to die – his life dependent on her existence). Presumably she is able to produce the mist and she definitely has set her eyes on Ada (or, more accurately, her blood). Occasionally Ada might catch a glimpse of Lucilla in a reflective surface.

the bones gate

So it is blood for eternal life (hence calling this vampiric) but we don’t see the context – is it a blood sacrifice or imbibing the blood. Is it Lucilla herself who imbibes it (we see, in the subs, a mention of the sound of her eating flesh and bones – presumably of animal) or one of the shadows from the Red World or even Arev herself? That said we see little of anything really – and whilst a little can go a long way, when it comes to gore, this has nothing at all and it is one of the film’s failings. Some visceral moments might have helped the meandering pacing. However, despite this, I was rather taken with the film. I enjoyed it more than I suspect I should have. 5 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

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A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night Vol. 1 – review

Author: Ana Lily Amirpour

Art: Michael DeWeese

Release date: 2021

Contains spoilers

The Blurb: Strange things are afoot in Bad City. The Iranian ghost town, home to prostitutes, junkies, pimps and other sordid souls, is a bastion of depravity and hopelessness where a lonely vampire, The Girl, stalks the town's most unsavory inhabitants. Collects the first two standalone stories.

The review: The collection of the first two issues of A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, the comic based on the film of the same name and written by writer/director Ana Lily Amirpour has been a long time coming. I pre-ordered the volume in April 21 and, after several shifts to the right, it finally arrived Jan 22.

It needs to be noted that this is a slim volume – some 64 pages – and the artwork, whilst starkly lovely, is black and white (actually white on black). I do need to mention that one pair of pages became more a white on grey and I wondered if this was deliberate, an obfuscation as it was tied to seeing the sun… until another few pages later in the volume had the same fading of the necessary black and at that point it seems to be a printing glitch (which hopefully has only affected a minimal number of copies). The comic was still readable but, if I’m correct about it being a glitch, is annoying nonetheless.

detail

As the blurb suggests there are two stories. The first, Death is the Answer, introduces us to the girl and will be familiar to those who have seen the film treading familiar streets of Bad City with familiar characters. There is no story, as such, but establishes the character and her draw to wrongdoers. The second, Who Am I, goes back in time and sees the girl walking into the desert to face the sun but after 15 years, days spent buried away from the sun, subsisting on a meagre diet of desert dwelling fare (and a flashback to a kill in Paris), the hungry vampire heads towards Bad City – essentially providing a past for the girl.

As you can tell the volume is low on actual story, which in comic issues may be alright, building towards a story in further issues but in (what amounts to) a trade paperback is somewhat lacking. The thing is, whilst there needs to be character establishment for readers unfamiliar with the film, the lack of story is going to be a barrier – that said if you are familiar with the film I think you’ll get a kick out of seeing the girl immortalised in another medium. I am, of course, of the second camp and it was nice to see the girl again and this has bolstered my score. The art itself, as I mentioned is rather stark but it fits the character and the franchise, and was rather lovely. 6 out of 10.

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Honourable Mention: Nelly Rapp: Monster Agent

This was a 2020 Swedish film that was directed by Amanda Adolfsson and was definitely a family movie but very well done.

It focuses on young girl Nelly Rapp (Matilda Gross) who lives with her father and dog named London. She doesn’t have any friends, is overly imaginative and generally the odd one out. She believes her mother died in an autowreck.

Her father arranges for her to stay for a week with her maternal Uncle, Hannibal (Johan Rheborg), and his friend Lena-Sleva (Marianne Mörck). What she soon discovers is that they are monster agents – tasked with protecting humans from monsters and monsters from humans. She goes on to discover that her mother (without her father’s knowledge it seems) was a monster agent and she actually vanished tracking a werewolf.

vampire in a cage

She discovers this when she sees her Uncle Hannibal bringing in a figure (Stephen Rappaport) with a sack over his head, taking him into a cellar and putting him in a cage. With his bald head, long ears and fangs she recognises him as a vampire and it is later explained that he had started to hunt for blood again and had been captured until he went back onto alternate food. He is the first of two vampires we see.

Matilda Gross as Nelly

The story sees the monster agents endorsing the scheme of one of their number (and life coach) Vincent (Björn Gustafsson), to capture all the monsters and ‘process’ them to make them normal. A glimpse later into his centre suggests that this includes lobotomising them and has ignored the part of their tenant to protect monsters from humans. Meanwhile Nelly has met a Frankenstein-like construct, Roberta (Lily Wahlsteen), who loves to bake and helps her create a café.

David Wiberg as Lukas

It is during this thread that we briefly meet Lukas (David Wiberg) a vampire who describes himself as vegan (using iron supplements to replace the blood), who is also a big fan of the Sisters of Mercy. And that is about it. Two fleeting visitations in a monster mash that is actually really feelgood and rather inventive. The DVDs out there (Japanese and Swedish) do not have English subs but there are fan-subs on the net.

The imdb page is here.

Star Trek the Animated Series: The Lorelei Signal (s1e4) – review

Director: Hal Sutherland

First Aired: 1973

Contains spoilers

Star Trek the Animated Series was an Emmy award winning animation series that aired between 1973 and 1974 and was based on the original Star Trek series. More than that it featured the voice talents of many of the original actors. It seems a shame, therefore, that it was removed from Star Trek cannon but it is still fun to watch despite the fact that the animation is severely dated and the voice acting seems a tad stilted at times. It is actually the stories that make this worthwhile, of course.

This episode was the fourth of the first season and riffs upon the Siren myth (or, more accurately, the Rhine Maidens as Loreley was one of their number). It starts with the Enterprise in a mysterious sector of space where, according to talks between the Federation, the Romulans and the Klingons, several spaceships have mysteriously vanished. Indeed a ship disappears once every 27 years and the anniversary is upon them.

Nichelle Nichols as Lt. Uhura

They receive a signal and, on playing it, Kirk (William Shatner, Incubus) and the other male members of the crew seem somewhat entranced, describing it as calling to them, though the unaffected Lt. Uhura (Nichelle Nichols, Spider-Man (1997)) detects no such messaging within it. She eventually asks Nurse Chapel (Majel Barrett) to observe the male crew.

'Bones' aging

When they get to the source of the signal, however, Kirk arranges an all-male away party – including himself, Spock (Leonard Nimoy, Night Gallery: Death on a Barge), Bones (DeForest Kelley) and Lt. Carver (James Doohan). They are entranced by the all-female aliens they meet (who lie and tell them the males are in another compound) but feel weak and soon we see them begin to age rapidly.

all female security detail

What I found great about this episode was Lt. Uhura taking command of the Enterprise, putting female security details on the transporters (to prevent any other male crew member beaming to the planet) and leading a female security detail down to rescue the men. It spoke of a capability in the character and of her place within the rank structure, both of which should have been more widely addressed in the physical series. Of course, this episode was written and filmed at a point where gender was invariably portrayed as binary – a view that the Star Trek universe has rightly corrected in its latest TV/Stream incarnation.

one of the aliens

What they discover is that the female aliens, long before, had come to the planet as part of a colonising effort when their own world started to die. What they hadn’t realised was that the planet drained life from humanoid creatures (making the land itself vampiric). The men it drained but the women developed a glandular secretion that allowed them to both manipulate men and drain them of their energy (Bones reckons that they are aging 10 years per day). It has made them immortal, but also infertile, and they have to lure more men every 27 years.

So, alien energy vampires (and a vampiric planet) and a welcome spotlight on Lt. Uhura. I enjoyed this episode. 6.5 out of 10.

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