Saturday, January 30, 2016

Katherine – review

Director: Charles W. Bailey

Release date: 2015

Contains spoilers

When a film is dedicated to one of its actors, who died shortly after the film was completed it seems, one feels a bit awkward in the review if that film were poor. Nevertheless this reviewer owes his loyalty to watchers of vampire films and not filmmakers.

So, with that opening, you have already got a flavour for what I think about the film but, whilst it was poor, there was an aspect to it I really liked and I will, of course, touch on that as I go. The film is also known as Carlos Dunn’s Katherine, Dunn being the writer, and is based on a short story “When Pedro Met Vanessa” by Dunn. You should note that the vimeo edition of the film has hard-coded Spanish subtitles.

I'm sorry,it's just bad
It starts in Mexico and vampire Senorita Landin (Tempast Wulf, the Vampire Diaries) wakes. She goes in to her kitchen and a confounding aspect of the film raises its ugly head. I’d already spotted bad cgi lava in a Mexico establishing shot, but really… a cgi victim hung up in the kitchen. Why not get an actor there, or hang the director up? Why not just a bag of blood in the fridge to establish her nature? This is poor and the cgi is a consistent problem in the film. When her eyes vamp that is cgi too and then she is killed by a vampire hunter.

a post-apocalyptic Gothic warrior
We get a potted history of the church’s war on vampirism, of them hiding its existence and working to wipe out the blasphemy. One of their agents is a loose cannon called Rooney (Michael Heggedus). Meanwhile in Miami, a woman, Sandra (Mel Heflin) approaches a distraught woman, Megan (Ashleigh Morghan), in a hotel corridor. Sandra tries to get her to go with her and eventually her eyes do a cgi flash and I assume the vampires have eye mojo as Megan follows her. We see another woman, Andrea (Christa Johnston), looking like a post-apocalyptic Gothic warrior coming from a lift. One wonders what the front desk made of it?

I'm turning cgi
In the hotel room Sandra talks to Megan. She holds her hand (cue bad cgi flames around the hand that indicate psychic connection) and discovers that the woman is distraught because she is dying of leukaemia but is also pregnant. Sandra makes her an offer, become like she is and she won’t die and her baby will be fine. The offer is quickly accepted and Sandra injects Megan with her blood – cue more awful cgi as she turns. Andrea bursts in and stakes Megan whilst Sandra escapes. This scene encapsulates the aspect I liked – but I’ll get to that momentarily.

night vision goggles
Before then we see Sandra in Nashville. She is hanging around a parking lot and is approached by a guy named David (Chris McCail). Getting in his car she attacks him but stops short of killing him. She realises she has taken too much, becomes concerned and gives him instructions to stay safe whilst his body replenishes the blood she has taken. At this point Andrea attacks and captures Sandra, taking her home for some torture before killing.

Michael Heggedus as Rooney
And that is it, the aspect I liked, the vampires are nice. Main vampire Katherine (Tina Grimm) actually spares a pair of rapist thugs later – on the understanding that they’ll change their ways! On the other hand the hunters – Rooney and Andrea – are sadistic torturers and killers. Rooney is out of the US due to his habit of leaving collateral damage but the church call him back for Katherine. He has to work with Andrea – so murders her and makes it look like an accident by blowing her up with dynamite! Rooney has a habit of referring to himself in third person.

we didn't start the fire...
The acting seemed poor but that might have been the fault of the dialogue or, more so, the pace of the film, which was turgid. Honestly there were sections (Katherine and soon to be new lover John Smith (Andrew Schaefer) talking in a bar) that could have been great character insight if the pace wasn’t like wading through thick mud. I have mentioned the cgi – from cgi crosses on the front of cars, to blood splatter, to the turning and the victim hanging up. It brought the film to its knees. Why Katherine’s nipple had to be pixilated was beyond me – honestly, just don’t rip her top down if it’s going to be an issue.

a cgi cross on a car
Lore wise I have mentioned the eye-mojo. Sandra’s ability to read people is gypsy not vampire in origin. Sunlight and staking are an issue and when staked they dust in a bad cgi moment. No holy items are used on vampires so we don’t know if that is an issue or not. They have a susceptibility to being drugged – be that by tranquiliser darts or just a chloroform cloth over the mush – which is an unusual weakness, I’ll give them that. Sandra ends up scarred through the torture she suffered but Katherine’s blood heals that (so why her own blood didn’t heal it is a logical faux pas).

Then there was the bright spark of the turnaround. This has been done before, of course, but these vampires (or Sandra and Katherine at least) were so nice it felt like a fresh idea. For that reason only the film struggles up to a 2 out of 10. It can be purchased or hired at Vimeo.

The imdb page is here.

Thursday, January 28, 2016

The Bloody Indulgent – review

Director: Ken Roht

Release date: 2014

Contains spoilers

Apparently Kevin Scott Richardson is a Backstreet Boy (a boyband and not a sexual proclivity) and the thought of a pop person jumping onto the vampire bandwagon, replete with musical wheels, is not new. After all British pop combo McFly also did it, four years before, with the film Nowhere Left to Run.

The big difference with this vehicle is writer/director Ken Roht has not made this based on some radio friendly basis to please prepubescent fans. This is a gory, drug fuelled trip into a warped rock and roll dystopia, with lyrics that plumb sexual depths – and it is genuinely funny.

Coco performs
It starts in the Bootleg Club where Coco (Tracey Leigh) sings and strips (in a burlesque manner). Her act is followed by club owner Sid (Brian Gaskill), the unfunny magician, ably assisted by Dori (Laura Martin). Outside the vampire Burt (Kevin Scott Richardson) chases down his friend Todd (Brandon Heitkamp) for no other reason than he feels like it. As he does so, he sings… and as the line, “Surprise you f*cker!” is enunciated all radio-friendly boyband thoughts fall aside.

Kevin Scott Richardson as Burt
He bites Todd and cuts down his complaints about it hurting and about the fact that his girlfriend, Connie (Diva Zappa), hates vampires. When Todd becomes freaked out that he will now have to be bisexual (like all vampires) Burt dodges the point but then says he chose Todd over a nearby girl because he was hot – as in very warm-blooded. Todd returns to Bootleg but Burt is prevented from entering by bouncer Dwayne (Dylan Kenin, Let Me In) who holds up a cross. Burt grabs it (his hand smokes), throws it aside and attacks the bouncer.

Connie staked
Inside Connie is doing her song, when she notices that Todd is now a vampire. The song stops and she eventually changes it to a chant of “Kill the f*cking vampire” aimed at Burt (now in the club). Sid intervenes but Burt attacks him and then there is general mayhem, during which Todd turns Connie. When they get outside Connie is off the rails, attacking anyone who is close. Burt calls up a vampire hunter (Kenneth Hughes), who cleans up his messes for a price. The hunter quickly arrives and stakes Connie. Burt decides to take Todd to Candyland, a warehouse run by psychopathic artist and exotic drug dealer Clare (Sharon Ferguson, Buffy the Vampire Slayer).

planning vengeance
Eventually all sides will converge on Candyland, but let us look at the sides. There is Dwayne the bouncer, who hates Burt – but Burt tells him that if you kill the head vampire (him) all the other vampires die, plus a bevy of female vampires that Burt will create. Then there are the strippers from the club, Sid died as he was attacked so he didn’t turn and they all want revenge (and arrange a stripathon to raise the money to pay the Vampire Hunter to turn on Burt) and then there are the zombies.

Nick and Marty
Zombies? In a stroke of genius we get a pair of zombies called Marty (Clay Wilcox, True Blood) and Nick (Max Faugno) . These zombies can still speak but are getting stupider and their motor skills suck! They see Connie, dead and staked, and Nick wants to kiss her – Marty explains that he is probably confused and wants to eat her brains. He does actually kiss her and the zombie ooze from his mouth turns her into a zombie also. Connie wants to eat Burt.

sneaking up on Burt
Lore-wise things are a tad loose. We have already touched on holy items being apotropaic, and Burt insinuating bisexuality as a vampire trait as well as the "kill the head vampire" rule (can Burt be trusted though?) We see vampires killed by their throats being cut (rather than beheaded, which just seemed odd) and through the stake. We get a lyric that tells us more, “Stab him in the heart, shoot him full of silver, shove garlic up his ass!” However the film is chaotic in parts and so loose lore is fine.

Burt, a lying, conniving s.o.b.
I really enjoyed this, the music was more in the rock opera arena though stylistically it moved around quite a bit. The revelation was Kevin Scott Richardson, who was fantastic as Burt. He was clearly having a great time and the character was brilliant. Forget angst filled vampires, Burt was an asshole, first and foremost. A lying, conniving s.o.b. who likes to overindulge in blood and chemicals. He really was fun to watch. Other highlights include a sex/love/lust song set in a scuzzy toilet and zombie Connie’s first attempt to eat brains.

The film nicely mashes horror (or gore at least), music and (most importantly) comedy together and I genuinely found this funny. All in all this gets a well-deserved 7 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

The Song of the Night – review

Director: Frank Amore

Release date: 2008

Contains spoilers

The deeper you look into the vampire genre then the more unusual offerings you are going to find. La Canzone Della Notte, as it is called ion the original Italian, is right out there in the unusual stakes.

I tried to research the film before writing and it is not easy. There is no IMDb page but from what I can gather Director and star Frank Amore (the cast and crew on Amazon’s video page are wrong at the time of writing the article) featured on Italia’s Got Talent, on which he used (as he also does in this film) the gimmick of wearing gowns when performing.

Frank performing
This vehicle is, I guess, a vanity vehicle for Frank, who plays a character called Frank. At the start of the film we get some low resolution footage around and about Rome and a radio where the heat is mentioned as is an earthquake in Asia. We see Frank performing a song and this is pretty much a musical with the songs communicating aspects of the plot. Watching him, from a vantage point on stage, is Sara (Lucia Piedimonte). When he finishes she dances (and some stripping is involved – burlesque style).

telling fortunes
As this occurs the club owner Mr Altaj (Giorgio Filonzi) goes through the crowd gathering cards from the audience. The second part of Frank’s act is as a clairvoyant (and I assume these are questions to him). When all is done, Sara comes for her fortune (carrying a picture of a man). Frank warns her of him and has her stay overnight on a cot bed. As for Frank he goes out and sings a song to Selene, the moon. However, the next day she goes to meet the guy – who has her “catwalk” on the street. She panics and runs from him and Frank shows up and throttles the guy (not terminally). The inference is that she was going to end up as a human trafficking victim.

Altaj killed
Frank talks to Mr Altaj. He often sees bad things for people (such as terminal illness) but doesn’t tell them as it might upset them. Altaj tells him that he has saved a person today (Sara). Apparently Altaj found Frank wandering around the ruins of Foro Romano. Frank has no memory before that (Altaj suggests, half-jokingly we suspect, that he came from the stones). In the morning Altaj is found dead with his throat ripped open. We jump forward to the wake, the cops are there and so is Altaj’s niece and heir Alana (Yassmin Pucci). For some reason (given we hear that Altaj is from a far-away land and later establish it to be somewhere in Asia) she speaks English rather than Italian (later she masters the Italian language in short order).

Frank bitten
The cops in this aren’t too bright as, when Frank is subsequently attacked and found dying in his own blood, they suspect a self-inflicted wound, perpetrated in an imagined remorse for attacking Altaj! They never seriously pursue this however. Frank survives but can feel a darkness inside him that has robbed him of his clairvoyance. He becomes intolerant of the sun and is, of course, turning. What will he do? What will happen to Sara and Alana (and is Sara right to be jealous of the new club owner)? Who is the vampire?

the vampire
I’m not going to say but will screenshot the vampire as I was a little confused by the design. Clearly playing a demonic influence (or an alien from Star Trek) the vampire has a maw of sharp teeth but also has spines across his brow and on his chin. They are sun and holy item intolerant and this one is 300 years old. Survivors turn, those victims who are killed do not seem to come back.

Yassmin Pucci as Alana
The story is loose and the narrative patchy for what is a very thin story. Part of this is down to using songs as a narrative tool but we can’t lay the blame for the patchiness solely there. Frank Amore is simply playing himself and there isn’t much in the way of stellar performances from the rest of the cast – however, in the main they give what they can to the film and dialogue. The cops, I guess, where kind of comic relief but not that comedic. The music (as this is a feature) is kind of musical meets torch song – if you like that sort of thing.

3.5 out of 10 but carrying the caveat that it is on the unusual end of the vampire movie scale. At the time this article was written there was no IMDb page.

Sunday, January 24, 2016

The Vampire – review

Author: Sandrine Genier

First Published: 2015

The Blurb: Jason Sterling never meant to put his life or anyone else's in danger. The Genier law firm's excellent reputation assures him all is well when he accepts the unusual job offer with the Genier's personal friend and client. The mysterious and alluring Augere becomes Jason's obsession. He doesn't know that the sumptuous home they share on Beacon Hill in Boston is far from the life in France, or the bayous of Louisiana where Augere's existence was forever changed. He had yet to learn the secrets of the decaying house in Savannah and its connection to Augere.

Jason rationalizes the occurrences of anything unusual even when events on a trip to Europe suggest a reality quite different from what he knows but has begun to suspect. When a terrifying encounter finally convinces him he has been the victim of a dangerous and bitter betrayal he loses everything in an attempt to save his life. In time he comes to realize that putting his former life back together may not be the easiest or wisest decision. Both harrowing and uplifting occurrences continue to divide and reunite the two as their journey becomes a struggle for understanding, acceptance and friendship on their own terms.

The review: is hosted over at Vamped.

Friday, January 22, 2016

Honourable Mention: Wolf Devil Woman

This was a 1982 Kung Fu Fantasy film starring and directed by Pearl Cheung Ling in 1982. The version I watched was the awfully dubbed version – I have seen it suggested that the bad guy, Red Devil, sounds like Yosemite Sam in dub and its entirely true!

The film starts with a married pair of warriors escaping Red Devil and his evil, along with their baby. They are nearly captured and so commit suicide, dousing the baby with their blood to protect her from the cold (they are in snowy mountains) and burying her in said snow. The baby is rescued by wolves (who eat the corpses of her parents).

wolf head fur clothing
Jump forward and the Red Devil is threatening various kingdoms. Young Rudolph (actually that might have been the Chinese Yung) and his ever complaining servant Rudy are sent by Rudolph’s father to find the 1000 year old Ginseng that will protect them from Red Devil’s icy spell. They find the girl, now grown up and wearing (rather macabrely, given she has been raised by wolves) a wolf’s head fur. After misunderstandings, injuries and some brutal chiropractic treatment for her posture she quickly learns English (or Mandarin in the original, I guess).

hopping forward
They discover that she has already eaten the ginseng. Rudolph heads home, attacks Red Devil’s fortress in a pre-emptive strike and is forced into evil servitude. She ends up following eventually, destined to take down Red Devil and rescue Rudolph… so, where are the vampires? Well, these are kind of proto-kyonsi. The Red Devil keeps the corpses (it turns out) of his enemies as statues, paralysed by golden pins stuck in fetish dolls. Remove the pin and they come alive.

pinned with a golden arrow
They are unleashed on the heroes at the climax of the film. Their faces are covered but occasionally we see enough to see that they are corpses. They move like kyonsi – arms straight out and hopping. They are stopped by being staked with golden arrows by Rudolph, but some decapitation takes place as the wolf woman and Rudy fight them. They are on screen for a couple of minutes at most.

So a fleeting visitation. The imdb page is here.

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Short Film: Now that you’re Dead


This was a short film of 14 minutes length, dating back to 2009 and directed by Patrick Rea. It’s one that has a nice little turnaround in it, which I won’t spoil, though the twist of the vampires that comes before that is obvious given that I’m looking at the film here.

Aaron Laue as Ronald
It begins with a couple in bed, Meredith (Meagan Flynn) and Ronald (Aaron Laue). They are fooling around under the covers and eventually Meredith asks the time. Its 4:30 AM and Meredith mentions that the sun is due to rise at 6:30 and Ronald suggests his wife is due home at 5:30. Meredith mentions divorce and that fact that he doesn’t need money. There is a noise downstairs and Ronald realises that she is back early and has Meredith hide in the closet.

Jennifer Plas as Elaine
Elaine (Jennifer Plas) comes in and switches the light on. Ronald’s implicit lie, that he has been woken up, is destroyed by the fact that she has noticed a cigarette burning in the ashtray. She asks who is in the closet and produces a gun. She shoots at the closet door, and then opens it to see Meredith lying dead. She tells Ronald that she has two bullets left, one for him and one for herself and then suggests that she’ll use both on Ronald.

behind you
Having got the bodies into her car she drives to a riverside. As she drives she tells Ronald’s corpse all that she feels about him. She drags his body out of the car, mentioning that this was the place where they would stay up and watch the sun rise together and noticing two small bleeding punctures on Ronald’s neck. There is a noise from the car and she checks Meredith’s corpse. Suddenly Meredith's eyes open and Elaine shoots her again. When she turns around Ronald’s corpse has gone. Of course Meredith is a vampire and she has turned Ronald.

fangs on show
Which is where I’ll leave the description and let you watch the outcome yourself. It is a well put together little short with a black humour running through the script. The principles are all good and the turnaround fun. Definitely worth taking 14 minutes out of your time to watch it.

The imdb page is here.

Monday, January 18, 2016

Gallery of Fear – review

Director: Anthony G. Sumner (segment)

Release date: 2012

Contains spoilers

I like anthology and portmanteau movies (in fact I like shorts too) and I noticed Gallery of Fear on TubiTV and so settled down to watch it, without realising that one of the segments was going to be vampire related.

The film is a portmanteau film and the wraparound, “Critic's Choice”, stars the inimitable Debbie Rochon as an art critic (and bitch) chauffeured to a private viewing at a unique gallery. The segments are then the exhibits, that she is drawn into as observer. The third segment, “A Far Cry From Home”, is a murderous red-necks/slasher/torture porn affair. The second segment, “Down the Drain”, was a creature feature that was overlong with poor sfx and, for me, rather annoying.

Zoe Daelman Chlanda as Cath
The segment we are interested in is entitled “By Her Hand, She Draws You Down” and was based on the short story by Douglas Smith of the same name. It concerns a form of energy vampirism and I’m afraid I will have to spoil the full segment to examine that. To begin with, however, we hear tales of mysterious deaths in various locales and then we see husband and wife, Cath (Zoe Daelman Chlanda) and Joe (Jerry Murdock), as they head for their car. She suggests that *it* will want to move soon but when he asks where she doesn’t know.

a family sketch
Cath is sat on an esplanade, set up as a street artist. A man passes by with his pregnant wife and daughter and asks her if she does group sketches. She affirms this and he asks for a sketch of his girls, which she begins. Joe is sat elsewhere and carves an ankh into the bench he sits on. He notices what Cath is doing and hurries over to her. She has sketched mother and daughter and still has to do the mouths. He whispers to her that she had promised (not to do this to children or people who had others relying on them, we later hear) but she replies that she is hungry (importantly she does vary in the dialogue between *it* is hungry and she is hungry). She gives in though and refuses to finish the sketch, saying it just wasn’t right. When the customer complains and suggests that she only has the mouths to finish she states that the mouths are the most important bit.

Jerry Murdock as Joe
They set up elsewhere and Cath explains that the others she has have all been used up, as she was very hungry. A weird looking man named Harry (Terry Shane) approaches – the inference is that the way he is dressed leads Cath and Joe to believe him to be a derelict – he offers $20 for a sketch and Cath agrees. She draws him, doing his lips last. As he walks away Joe tells her to hurry. There is carbon paper below the sketch and a copy has been made. She opens an ankh embossed box and gets a large red crayon (it appears) out and works on the lips. She tells Joe it has to be perfect when he tries, again, to hurry her.

drawing life through art
She starts to draw air in from the picture and an energy in the form of smoke seems to rise from the lips and she sucks this in through mouth and nostrils. On the beach Harry has met his wife (Marianne Smith) but suddenly stops, his face turning grey (almost like the drawing). By the time Cath has finished, Harry is dead, his wife screaming for help. Cath and Joe leave and head to the next town but Cath is still hungry. Joe tells her that it will be dark when they arrive and she won’t be able to draw anyone.

dream Cath
Normally I’d finish the blow by blow here and let you watch the conclusion yourself but what happens next is so very interesting lore wise that complete spoilers are ahoy. Lying in bed Cath mentions that she could draw a perfect rendition of Joe’s face without him being there as she knows him so well. He dreams and, in that dream, beyond the beach and the sea we see pyramids (consistent with the ankh theme and indicative of the source of this curse). He approaches Cath and her face has become twisted, with sharp teeth and almost drawn.

sucking life
On awakening, she is not in bed. He finds her sketching in the dark and she says she needs no light for this sketch and that she is tired of being always hungry. As she starts to suck, and thinking he is the subject, he stabs her but then ends up drawing energy from her (as *it* enters him). The sketch pad shows the picture was of herself (an interesting idea of vampiric suicide by the host depleting the energy of themselves) and we see something move below the skin of Joe’s stomach. What is *it*? We don’t know; a parasite certainly. An energy thing it would seem – given the transfer – but with a physical aspect and an ability to communicate to the host and pass its hunger to them.

a victim dies
This was a shining segment of the portmanteau film. I loved the concept and it reminded me, in part, of Jan Naruda’s the Vampire (1884) in which those that the artist draws die. In that we do not know if he senses death and catalogues it or whether he causes death. In this we know they cause it and whilst we don’t know what the special composition of the ‘crayon’ is, we don’t need to know, we only need to know that it is the conduit for feeding. 6 out of 10 for the vampire segment only.

The imdb page is here.

Available at TuniTV as listed above or at Amazon via ConTV

 

Saturday, January 16, 2016

A Blood Story – review

Director: Joe Hollow

Release date: 2015

Contains spoilers

Here’s the thing, you can be watching a film aware of its budget restrictions and the fact that it shouldn’t be that entertaining and still be thoroughly entertained. Perhaps it is the low expectation but as I settled down to watch A Blood Story I was expecting little and found myself drawn into the film.

We are in the realm of Erzsébet Báthory (Debra Lamb, Beverley Hills Vamp) , Anglicised in this to Elizabeth, though the character does not appear that much in the film. However, as you can guess, this means that we get some bathing in blood.

Madison and Carter
However the film starts with a voice talking about the search for the Fountain of Youth. It is the 6th October 2013 and the speaker is Francis (Camden Toy, Kiss of the Vampire (2006), Buffy the Vampire Slayer & Angel). He is addressing three blindfolded guests (the blindfolds to keep the house’s location secret). Wade (Tim Hays) has attended these events before, for Carter (Mark Hanson, From Dusk Till Dawn: the Series) and Madison (Mindy Robinson, the Impaler & Bloodsucka Jones) it is the first time they have attended. Also in the house are the co-host Anna (Melanie Robel) and the servants Kira (Janine King) and Istvan (Luc Bernier).

Camden Toy as Francis
I have left out one person; brutalised by Istvan’s whip is a victim and she is on the menu in more ways than one. Her virgin blood will be used for bathing in (do not think too hard over the blood bathing, there wouldn’t be enough in one victim for the three guests, the bath we see seems watered down but the effect of blood clinging to the bather, when they stand, indicates otherwise) and then her flesh will be used as the primary food in their dinner party. Francis has claimed that the bathing in blood and eating of flesh is the fountain of youth. The film makes use of its budget by concentrating on the guests in limited locations – we do not see the dinner party. Wade manages to piss Madison off early, asking how a bikini model becomes a writer. Francis suggests that Wade is an acquired taste but shares his birthday, 6th October.

Madison bathing in blood
Madison herself is drawn to Carter and is trying to carve out a writing career. Her chest has been scarred after she was attacked by her husband, Eric (Chris Losicco), who she then killed in self-defence. ‘Strangely’ it is Madison we see bathing in blood – rather than one of the male guests. Afterwards she sleeps and a hideous, bandaged thing (Elizabeth) spectrally appears to her asking “Do you think I’m Beautiful”. Madison walks through the house and sees Francis and Anna, from behind a curtain. It becomes clear that they are not only lovers but father and daughter, and they wish to bring mother back.

Mindy Robinson as Madison
Wade is brought in, he has been caught trying to steal gold coins and is killed for his trouble. A coin falls through the curtain and Madison puts it in her bra. Francis catches her and then she awakens in Carter’s bed – he claims he found her under the bed and they end up drinking (and we discover some of his background). Ten months later Madison is sure that it wasn’t a dream as the coin was still with her and it is worth a million dollars. She is also convinced that the “Fountain of Youth” is real as her scars have all but vanished. She tracks down Carter and convinces him that they should return and steal any more coins that may be there…

Elizabeth visits Madison
So that covers off pretty much the first part of the film. Madison works out that Francis is actually Ferenc Nadasdy, Elizabeth’s husband, and indeed the filmmakers did use Ferenc’s birth date. As the story progresses we discover that Elizabeth died as did Ferenc. It was their daughter, Anna, who discovered the secrets and brought Ferenc back. It takes a thousand virgin hearts to bring one person back. Should they consume or bath in the living blood of a family member it will kill them. This is the primary lore used.

daughter and father
There are holes, of course, if virgin blood is the Fountain of Youth then why didn’t the returned Ferenc become younger. If it has restorative powers – making Madison’s scars disappear – then why didn’t her impressive back piece tattoo vanish as well? Yet, as I said at the head I was struck by this. It was interesting to have the film concentrate on Ferenc and Anna and it was the assured presence of Camden Toy that carried much of the film. Further to this there was a genuine aim to build up characters, in an offbeat sense to be fair but built they were.There was a clever use of location to hide the restrictions of budget. 5.5 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

Thursday, January 14, 2016

Hopping Vampire Vs Zombie – review

Director: Pingyuan Zhang

Release date: 2015

Contains spoilers

This was one that I stumbled over on YouTube and I doubt the video should have been there. With a garish watermark and sound flaws (the soundtrack disappeared on occasion – not the effects or the vocal track, just the music track) it clearly was a tad hooky. That said, someone had taken the trouble to subtitle it in English and another language and it was not flawed enough to prevent an honest appraisal of it.

The film is just over 1 hour long, aimed at a teen market I’d guess and IMDb had it as a comedy. I, on the other hand, didn’t find it that funny. Such is life, comedy is subjective after all.

Zai Cheng
Through the opening credits we see scenes of ancient China and then jump forward to the year 2030 and the remote Shenyin town. We see a rodent followed by an almost intelligent mist. The rodent reaches a corpse that starts to be revitalised as the mist touches it. Zai Cheng, former prince, is reborn as a vampire. It should be noted that the subtitles vary between corpse and zombie when describing both the zombies we’ll soon meet and Zai Cheng. The word vampire is never used and he most certainly never hops despite the title.

zombie munching
He walks into a wood in daylight (yes, this vampire can daywalk) and sees zombies eating bodies. Though they occasionally hiss at him they do not attack him. He hears a voice. Jiajia (Yuan Yuan) and Liu Jian (Yuxuan Zhang) have come into the area looking for food. The zombies hear them (we are told later they hunt by sound and smell) and go after them – these are running zombies, though they are inelegant in the run. Zai Cheng chases too. Jiajia falls and Liu Jian looks back and leaves her.

Jiajia's friends
Zai Cheng reaches her and remembers his former love, whom she resembles (there is no attempt to explore this in much depth, one can assume reincarnation but the film relies on viewer knowledge of the trope). He speaks haltingly to her and then kills the pursuing zombies (there isn’t much evidence that this needs anything more than a sword thrust, certainly no indication that brain severance is needed). However, when her other friends show up he is aggressive towards them (and they absolutely fumbling in their attacks) until she sends him away.

outside the supermarket
The friends – minus the now missing Liu Jian – spend the night in a ruin and come the morning, and following a minor zombie incursion when Yang Wei (Chao Wen) whistles as he pees, they decide to go into town to find food. Meanwhile the vampire seems to have supped on a bear and follows them, followed in turn by Liu Jian. The film then follows their attempt to get into a supermarket, their acceptance of Zai Cheng, Liu Jiang getting another girl, Lin Lin, bitten, an attempt to get serum from a hospital for her and Liu Jian being turned into a super zombie.

just fed
The zombie plague was caused by pollutants from an exploding factory entering the ecosystem and mutating mice, then crows and then humans. The kids, who were holidaying at the time, were spared as they did not drink the spring water. There is, as mentioned, a serum but clearly that didn’t stop the spread of the mutation despite the hospital having it.

zombie nurses
The comedy is generally slapstick – for instance one girl leading a zombie around and through a minivan to escape it and belting it with her weapons – two frying pans. There is a comedy fight scene between Yang Wei and a group of five zombie nurses that centres on his youthful lusts at these uniformed beauties (somehow they didn’t catch the worst excess of zombiehood) whilst fighting them (ogling cleavages, grabbing buttocks, looking up skirt)… oh, how we laughed – not. There is a moment when Yang Wei writes a spell scroll and puts it on Zai Cheng’s forehead. He stops, for a second to everyone’s relief, then removes it – it might have been a nice moment of playing with tropes but was too gossamer thin to truly work.

frying pans as weapons
The film, however, doesn’t hang around too long, so never out stays its welcome. It relies on acceptance rather than explanation and probably deserves an ok 4 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.