Release date: 2006
It shouldn’t be allowed… What? The cover that rips off many a vampire film and that fine comedic programme Scrubs? Well, there is that – this is the Hong Kong release of the film. Which shouldn’t be allowed, products this bad should not be exported into unsuspecting countries – it might be deemed an act of war. Which underlines what really shouldn’t be allowed… films this bad, especially when they sully the vampire genre.
Now, the genre is not squeaky clean – there have been some abominations released that feature vampires – some of them mainstream. However this is amongst the worst.
Two new dentists, Moe Lars (Trevor Crane) and Pierce Able (David Squires) – and don’t you just want to laugh at the puns on the names… no… me neither – open a new surgery with Lars’ Auntie May as receptionist/financial backer of one month’s rent (she has already paid Lars through dental school). The warehouse, for that is what it is, is all they can afford because Lars’ scores were that low and Able’s internet gambling has led to debt. There isn’t equipment. This, then, is one of four or five locations in the film.
|meeting Vam Dent|
As a coda, I would like to say that the film mentions a Vampire Dentist 2 at the end - thankfully it has never emerged.
The imdb page is here. ;)Q
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