The Last Theft – review

Director: Jirí Barta

First released: 1987

Contains spoilers

The Last Theft, or Poslední Lup, is a short film – roughly 20 minutes in length and is by Czech director Jirí Barta – who is known for his animations. This film is odd, therefore, as Barta used live action but filmed it using various techniques that made it seem, in parts, like an animation. This offers the film a jerkiness and whilst the description might seem negative it is anything but. The film has an otherworldly quality mixed with Gothic sensibilities that offers a palpable atmosphere and a feel that the film has stepped out of a time long gone – though the final scene confirms we are in a contemporary world. The film does all this without a single line of dialogue.

I am afraid that I am going to completely spoil this – though the pay off is spoilt already, given that I am reviewing the short.

The film starts with a thief scaling a gate. He heads to a doorway and works the locks of what, at this point, we believe to be a house. Soon he is in. Through the doorway there is a coat and he reaches into a pocket and finds a golden coin that sparkles. He pockets it. He takes a clock and then goblets from a dusty shelf. Pulling on a draw causes it to jerk out, crashing to the floor. He scoops the cutlery up.

A chest reveals pearl necklaces and a cupboard contains furs. In one is another pearl necklace that falls to the floor, spilling pearls. He crawls after the pearls, picking them up. We see him crawl in a mirror towards a table. Under the table he sees legs, remember gentle reader we saw nothing in the mirror… ahh… he looks up and sees a macabre family sat around.

There is an older lady and gentleman as well as a younger lady and gentleman. They all have stacks of money before them and appear to be playing dice. Their skin is pallid grey and dark circles shadow the eyes. A young child stands next to him and, good naturedly, pokes him. The older lady invites him to join them at the table. He does.

He throws the dice and rolls 6s. The family give him money and then they play and the thief cannot loose. His round face becomes flush, counterpointed wonderfully against the greyness of the family. He wins more and more. The young woman feeds him alcohol and he becomes quickly drunk. A cigar is put in his mouth.

He is taken to a bathroom and pampered. He is bathed, manicured and shaved. The little girl drops a melon, smashing it, but the old man who shaves him has a hand so steady that he is not nicked. He is given a nightdress and taken to a bedroom. Alone with the young lady he is fed grapes and then we hear him scream.

We see the rest of the family enter the room with a mechanical device on a trolley. The thief is tied to the bed. The old man comes up to him and puts a cannula into his arm. The older woman, dressed as a nurse, starts to use the machine, pumping the peddles and blood is drawn from the thief.

We see his face turn grey as the blood is drawn. The blood is put into bottles and the little girl smiles to the camera. Her gummy grin has only two teeth and they sharpen into fangs. If we did not know before, with the mirror and the cadaverous complexions of the family, we now know what they are. A cock crows.

The old man starts a machine off and everything descends on a lift, through a trap in the floor, revealing the mausoleum they are in and statues of the family. Memorials perhaps. The camera pulls out and we realise it was no house but a crypt in a graveyard. An ambulance drives by as the film finishes.

Now, I know I have spoilt this entirely but I hope I have conveyed some of the atmosphere I felt as I watched the film. It is well worth catching for yourself and I have watched through the short several times now and it never ceases to impress. 8 out of 10. The imdb page is here.