Trailers and Webpages

Trailers and webpages for upcoming movies. Lesbian Vampire Killers is in cinemas (presumably UK ones) from March 20th. The homepage is here and has a trailer on it.

Minty the Assassin has a MySpace page and is described as “an artsy indie film that honors the wonderful B-movies that pushed the boundaries of American cinema, belongs to the Fantasy/Martial Arts/Superhero/Sci-fi genres. There..s something for everyone... especially fanboys.

“It pays homage to the underrated. The film respects the soul of what makes B-movies entertaining; instead of being restricted by a convoluted storyline, Minty: The Assassin focuses on characters -- outrageous personalities that say and do some really unconventional things.

“One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist.

“Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender..s paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gun-slinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire.

“Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest.”

The trailer looks like:



Straight to DVD for Steven Segal’s Against the Dark. It's post apocalyptic and the vamps look a little infected/zombie, but we’ll see. The trailer is embedded below:



Finally, Underworld: Rise of the Lycans has a webpage here, that has wallpapers, games, trailers and all you would expect from a film with some budget behind it.