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Thursday, May 28, 2026

Short Film: Vampires of Dubois County



Director Patrick Higgs created this 6-minute short for the Southwest Indiana Film Fest and released it in 2014. Done as a bit of a travel commercial for Dubois County it starts with a brief history lesson of the vampires leaving Romania due to persecution and heading to the States (there is mention later that their location was, at one point, influenced by the vampire hunter Abe Lincoln being further south at the time.


blood tears

We are then into a series of vox-pop with various residents (tellingly many have plasters on their necks and there are plenty of lost pet posters). In the main positive – though one factory worker is rather negative about his co-workers. Probably the most amusing is the moment with the baseball team and the coach yelling at a vampire for crying (blood tears) as there is no place for tears in baseball.

It is a silly, amusing little diversion that likely means a little more if you are from that neck of the woods.

The imdb page is here.

Sunday, May 10, 2026

The Night Time World – review



Directors: Various

Release date: 2025

Contains spoilers


This is a portmanteau film, where the wraparound – entitled The Night Time World and directed by Timothy Paul Taylor – is about vampires but so are the four segments. It has become very easy to stitch a series of shorts into a film and I guess that theming them is a good a way to try and build a cohesive anthology. It feels to me, however, that creating bespoke segments is normally the stronger method.

Doug Henderson as Nada

Nevertheless, we are where we are with a vampire theme but shorts of varying quality and one in particular was probably not a good one to curate into the selection. The wraparound sees podcaster Nada (Doug Henderson) hosting his horror story show. He gets a caller, who seems to be in distress and speaks of a woman (Selina Flanscha) who answered his ad asking to kill him on camera. He gets cut off but she then calls, supernaturally controlling the lines, and their conversation makes the wraparound. It is fluff, to be honest, but Henderson makes for a calm, charming host for the stories.

Shane and Paul

The first segment is called The Backpage, directed by Brandon Lescure and originally released as a short in 2016. It is actually, for me, the best of the bunch. Paul (Brendan Krick) is in a bar with friend Shane (Joe Welkie). They are very much an odd couple, with Paul recently single and not very good with the dating game and Shane a player (or a bit of misogynistic slut). Both their dialogues are cringeworthy for different reasons and designed to be so.

Annabel Leah as Lilith

Shane convinces Paul to try out a massage website for a happy ending and he goes home, surfs the net, realises he has very little cash in his wallet and then spies a Backpage ad in a newspaper. This suggests a masseuse, named Lilith (Annabel Leah) who will come to the client and rates are negotiable. He calls and then falls asleep, woken when she knocks. Paul is nervous, suggests they chat but she soon strips, gets her massage table and kisses him.

drool

With a name like Lilith there is going to be no spoiler in discovering she is our vampire but I need to go into some unfamiliar lore they add in. She drools a foam-like drool onto his face and it is numbing and sedative. It also turns into a waxy residue, which seals his mouse and is used to glue his arms down. She straddles him and a large trunk-like tube comes from her belly and starts to suck his insides out from his groin. It was spectacularly unusual, and she comes across as much succubus as vampire.

Nina Donnelly as Scarlett

The next segment was Scarlet, directed by Sean Brien and released in 2020. It has three friends in a car – Denice (Harley Cubberley), Craig (James Stephen Walsh) and Robert (Greg Young) – watching for a woman who soon comes into view, her name is Scarlet (Nina Donnelly). It is apparent they know what she is and it is down to Craig to deal with her (he has a bag of vampire killing tools and Denice gives him a flask of garlic water). As he seems reticent, Robert suggests going to her, but Craig eventually leaves the car. She seems pleased to see him and leads him away… will he be able to deal with the restless dead? This is a very short segment (around 9 minutes) and has some good imagery but fails to get past a very basic narrative.

having a bite

The third segment is the one I am unsure of why it would be placed in the anthology, called for this Sorry for the Blood, and directed by Adam Michaels, Chaz and Dray Schoenbeck as I watched it I felt like it was lifting its story from Morbius and the vampire (Adam Michaels), unnamed in credit, looked like the comic book living vampire. Turns out this was a Morbius fan film from 2014, which is fine but curating it into a commercial anthology seems risky and, honestly, it was the weakest of the segments as it feels more like a proof of concept than a story.

feeding blood

The final segment was called Indictment and was a 2016 short that was directed by Gene Blalock. A man, Nico (Derrick Scott), wakes in a police cell and is brutalised by the cop in charge (Robert Hugh Starr), having been accused of murdering another cop (Nick Somers), which he can’t remember. As the brutality continues, memories start to return and he begins to realise that he’s been changed. This was my second favourite after the Backpage. Over all, this was a mixed bunch, though the photography was set at a decent standard across the segments and the shorts are worth watching (even Sorry for the Blood has some merit). 6 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

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Friday, December 12, 2025

Breakfast with Dracula – review


Director: Fabrizio De Angelis

Release date: 1993

Contains spoilers

First of all, a technical note. I got an Italian Blu-Ray of this film. I have two main players on my PC, the better one does not take screenshots but the other both takes screenshots and is multi-region. This disc just wouldn’t play on that second player due to undisclosed technical reasons and so I couldn’t take screenshots. If that is the case I will try and find a trailer, for screenshots (I couldn’t find one), or look for screenshots on the internet. There were VHS quality screenshots from Kim Newman’s website but I eventually decided to just go with no screenshots with this review.

This is partly because it won’t be a long review. There isn’t much of a plot going on and this is an Italian comedy – such films as Uncle was a Vampire and Young Dracula not offering that much of a pedigree, I’m afraid. The film follows Vlady Drak (Daniele Liotti), who follows his dreams by hitching to Miami with a view to becoming the next great male model.

Unfortunately, he isn’t very patient and every time he goes to an agency he leaves if there is a queue of potential models. He spots an ad in a paper for a room and visits. The house is massive and the butler, Bud (Scotty Daffron), was expecting him, it seems. There is a roof collapse that kills Vlady but he dreams of the past and wakes in the coffin. Bud serves the Dracula family, Vlady is the last male heir and this is his inheritance/destiny. But he still wants to be a model.

He gets a background spot on a commercial – but his fangs emerge. The director hates the main model and gets Vlady to try the main role – it’s a perfume ad and he is meant to be intoxicated with a woman’s scent. His draw to her neck and his fangs are, the director thinks, sensational and he becomes the next big thing. He starts sleeping/necking his way round Miami but needs virgin blood to survive (not an easy ask in Miami). The manager of the agency hates him but the owner falls for him… and she happens to be a virgin… oh, and falling in love cures vampirism. Not much of a story and pretty much cinematic fluff. 3 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

Monday, October 06, 2025

Blood Pay – review


Director: Brace Beltempo

Release date: 2025

Contains spoilers

Vampiric Machines are a lesser used vampire trope and, this has both a physical machine and the AI driving it.

It is set in a dystopia where AIs are taking human jobs and we get some news scenes outlining the background. Without this, the viewer would find it being dystopia a little less easy to spot, set as it is in a nice apartment and on a beautifully sunny coastline.

The apartment belongs to John (Gianluca Busani) and though he is successful (in real estate it seems) he is depressed. We first see him waking and then going for a walk. An old friend (possibly ex) approached him. Hilarie (Marta D'Ambrosio) has moved back into the area after a co-worker went missing and she was asked by the employer to return. She also has bought John a birthday present, he is about to turn 40, and makes it clear she wants more. She picks up on his down mood and he admits depression and that he is getting therapy. When he leaves her, he throws away the present.

Gianluca Busani as John

That he was pre-chosen for what happens could be suggested by him suffering sleep paralysis and seeing a woman crawl over him. Beyond this, we do get the impression that he is a lady’s man – sleeping with a client’s wife, previous liaisons with a woman who runs his gym, etc. He also feels suicidal (though he can’t go through with it). He sees an advert for the Blood Pay system and decides to buy it – missing the part of the advert where the owner kills himself with a remote control.

set up

He has to meet out in the dessert to take possession of the system (from a couple of thugs, one masked) and meets Eva (Maria Vittoria Varoli and voiced by Barbara Sirotti) when he sets it up. There is a control box that opens and contains an organic looking vagina and, once it is set up, to access many of the services – such as extreme pornography and snuff – he has to jack a needle into his arm and pay in blood – which goes into the box. Eventually Eva tells him he needs to pay the next subscription but the price is up and he ends up having to kill three people for their blood…

giving payment

And this is part of the problem. This escalated quickly, way too quickly. The kills could have been spread out to offer more tension. The system records dreams and we see one of his and it is neatly weird but it absolutely shies from showing any of the services he is paying for. There is a line between what a film should show or leave to the viewer's imagination, this edged its bet so much that you see very little – even the kills (bar the last) are pretty tamely done.

Maria Vittoria Varoli as Eva

What the AI is up to is partly answered – she is bored and has eternity, However what she does with the blood and why she needs it isn’t answered but there is a commercial aspect revealed in an end credit sequence. It isn’t a spoiler to the main story and we see a Blood Pay establishment and a man go in and use an ATM – where you can deposit and withdraw blood. The man has black circled eyes and looks either tired, a junky or dead (a vampire perhaps?) and it wasn’t clear if he withdrew or deposited.

in a virtual world

This could have been really good, but it pulled some punches and escalated too quickly to build the tension. It might have revealed much more about the world they have created and what the AI wants the blood for, but more may eventually be revealed as it has a “to be continued…” Nevertheless, a vampiric AI is worth the entry fee. 4 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

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Sunday, February 26, 2023

Painted in Blood – review


Director: Aaron Mirtes

Release date: 2022

Contains spoilers

I was torn as to whether to review this as a vampire film or honourably mention it. It isn’t a typical vampire film, by any stretch. The creature (Dylan A. Young) seems demonic almost but, at the same time, was reminiscent of Orlok (albeit an eyeless Orlok), there is a blood motif and the stealing of souls. There is a connection in the genre between vampirism and artists – be it the Vampire by Jan Naruda whose sketches died, or painting through a medium of blood as in the film Drawing Blood or even the vampirism causing the artist to tap into their inner genius as happened in Bliss.

It is also a budget film that absolutely rails against its humble origin with an intriguing, interesting story; offering a dark, atmospheric film and a mighty fine central performance that hands the viewer a satisfying, unusual filmic experience.

Deiondre Teagle as Malik

Malik (Deiondre Teagle) wakes in his studio, which is in the garage, and he is late. After his housemate, Carson (Brad Belemjian), runs some juvenile interference he manages to get ready and get to work but he is sacked for repeated tardiness. This leaves him financially impoverished as he barely sells his landscapes (an artform he specialises in because they are commercial). Carson mentions that a local community gallery is due to show a valuable painting and they may be looking for security – a job he has done in the past.

Deborah Seidel as Trisha

He goes there and the gallery curator, Trisha (Deborah Seidel), admits they could do with someone – they normally rely on cameras outside the building but this is a piece that was thought lost, is on tour and she managed to get it. It is called The Dead Speak Again, something said by the original artist before he killed himself. She gives Malik the job. That night he hears noises in the gallery (an old building and he was warned that it creaked) but the noises seem to come where the painting is stored. He hears a banging from its crate and opens it, becoming mesmerised and sitting in front of it.

the painting

Come the morning, Trisha gets there early to hang the painting and Malik just about gets the crate resealed so she doesn't know he had opened it. Once hung we see that the painting is dominated by a blackness that, when looking closer seems to be a demonic face. The painting haunts Malik, whose own work becomes influenced by it. Plus he hears a voice, mocking at first, and the creature seems to be able to leave the canvas and walk in our world. Soon Malik is its apprentice and his first lesson is that all painting should seem as though it is painted in his own blood – something he literally does. So we have the painting in blood but why have I gone down a vampiric line?

Malik's new style

The creature – be it in the canvas or, indeed, in its own place (a pocket dimension, it might be argued, where the view is of the universe) is the repository of, what Simon Bacon calls, undead memory. The creature brings out the inner genius of the artist it works with, through pain, to the point where it drives the artist to suicide and the suicide paints a canvas in the artist’s lifeblood, stealing their spirit and embedding it in a portrait that it hangs in its own place. So, through blood, it steals the soul (whether it then feeds itself on the soul or is nourished by the art is not explored) and captures the memory of the artist and their art forever, but represses it by taking it to its own place. Suicide is, of course, also something that the genre is associated with.

the gallery of artists

You might think this tenuous, I think this worked through that lens very well and, beyond anything else, it is a film that works well within its own budget with the creature seen in shadow most of the time. However, the reason the film works so very well is down, in great part, to Deiondre Teagle who offers a powerful performance as Malik. His tortured artistry is believable and his performance very natural and strong enough to bear the weight of the film. This is a great little indie 7.5 out of 10. The film has been reviewed from a provided screener.

The imdb page is here.

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Wednesday, May 05, 2021

Slaxx – review


Director: Elza Kephart

Release date: 2020

Contains spoilers

I didn’t sit down to watch Slaxx with the view of viewing it as a vampire film, it just looked like a fun watch. It became clear, however, that it can be viewed as such on a couple of levels. This necessitates a broad view of what a vampire is, of course, but the tropes are there.

When I mention a couple of levels, one is within the primary subject of the film – a pair of homicidal possessed jeans but the other true vampire of the film is the company, the commercial entity and, of course, I will explore both in the review.

picking cotton

We start in India and Keerat (Pritha Mazumdar), a young girl, is picking cotton. The crop is designated “Experimental Field 357” and is owned by Canadian Cotton Clothiers. We move from there to see a box, labelled with the company name being delivered to the stock area of a store. It contains jeans with a distinctive “SS” logo (standing for Super Shapers), which are placed into storage as a sign reminds workers that “employee theft hurts us all”.

store worker

CCC as the company is known is a clothing chain that prides themselves on the fact that they use fair trade, organic produce, that they are ethical and espouse a view to their staff that they are a family. They are the sort of store that calls an area of the shopfloor an ecosystem and expects their staff to display a certain (and insincere) attitude, whilst wearing this season’s line. I previously looked at the vampire tropes used in the film In Fabric and whilst the stores are very different (one classical 70s the other very modern) beneath the surface they are very similar.

Romane Denis as Libby

Into the store comes Libby (Romane Denis), a fan of both the store and the philosophy of founder Harold Landsgrove (Stephen Bogaert); she is a new hire and this is her first day. A store worker (who is one of the few staff who doesn’t display the sickly cult-like attitude expected by CCC), Shruti (Sehar Bhojani), takes her through to see store manager Craig (Brett Donahue), in turn he sends her to see Hunter (Jessica B. Hill, Being Human (US)) who has no time for the new hire. Eventually she finds herself having to buy a new wardrobe as her clothes are last season, without staff discount (it starts the next day).

the first kill

Meanwhile Jemma (Hanneke Talbot, Rabid) has taken a pair of the new jeans and puts them on. As she does the zipper she catches her finger – this feels very much like the accidental cut in a standard vampire movie that resurrects the undead. There is a staff meeting to tell the team that Harold is coming to the store to launch the new line but Jemma gets cramps (she believes an early period) and goes to the bathroom. In a stall the jeans squeeze to eviscerate her and a panel in the “SS” logo turns red. Unfortunately the staff are locked in until the launch in the morning.

the jeans dance as Shruti sings

So we have a killer pair of jeans. As the story unfolds we discover that the cotton was GM (used for profits), the cotton is one that is meant to mould to the wearers body shape, though that is not really explored as part of the lore. Once Libby discovers that the jeans like Bollywood music and (after giving itself a mannequin head and torso) wears a bindi, the pieces start to come together and they eventually discover that the jeans are possessed by Keerat, who was a child labourer and died in an industrial accident. Keerat is after justice and/or revenge.

lapping blood

Why vampire? Well, the jeans are specifically after blood it seems. We see them ‘lapping’ blood from the floor and when they awaken other pairs, they do so with blood also. However, the jeans may be vampiric clothing (and represent a form of vampiric possession) but the bigger vampire is the company itself. Certainly immoral and dishonest about its trading practices and how it treats supplying labour, the expectations of its store staff is cult-like (bringing Hammer’s cult of the vampire to mind) and through influencers they try and embroil consumers into that cult.

death of an influencer

This was fun. Perhaps not as artistic or involved as the aforementioned In Fabric, this is a slasher at heart but with a nice lore that uses vampire tropes and a healthy cynicism about consumer culture. 6 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

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Sunday, March 28, 2021

Raw – Blu-Ray review


Director: Julia Ducournau

Release date: 2016

Contains Spoilers  

French genre movie Raw is getting a limited-edition Blu-Ray release in the UK (release date April 19, 2021) and I was given early-access to the disc for review. It should be noted that access was to the disc only and therefore I cannot comment on the quality of the rigid slipcase, art cards and essays/interview included in the booklet. The review is for the content and quality of the Blu-Ray. Raw is a cannibal film but I did look at it as a ’Vamp or Not?’ previously, in which I concluded that it definitely used familiar tropes and should be looked at within the vampire genre.

Garance Marillier as Justine

What proved interesting to me, having re-watched the film (and twice again with the two commentaries), along with the interviews and panels with Julia Ducournau, was when I reread my previous article and realised my stance had shifted. I stand by the conclusion, but the path to it is slightly different in places. Alexandra West, in her commentary, traces the film’s cinematic parentage to New French Extremity horrors Dans Ma Peau and Trouble Every Day, recognising the latter as a vampire film. She recognises that, like the vampire, the cannibal is often othered and sees the film, in part, a coming-of-age story. Ducournau herself sees it as becoming human, of developing a whole self and choosing a morality. I think, looking back on my article, I can say that I didn’t realise that Justine (Garance Marillier) was meant to be as young as she is in film (entering vet school at 16), that she is a prodigy. One thing I suggested was that she seduced her gay roommate (Rabah Nait Oufella) – on a re-watch I suspect that whilst, in parts of the film, she clearly experiences her blossoming sexuality the scene is not a seduction as such. Returning to Alexandra West, she suggests the sex, given his espoused sexuality, feels problematic (within his narrative). I think you can read a definite connection between the urge to consume and the urge for sex, and the reader can add the textual suggestion that on some unconscious level her urge controls his.

eating raw meat

The film print is wonderful and the, in places, almost grim, urban photography is counterpointed by some wonderful, subtle lighting effects. One particular scene springs to mind, where an unnatural red light subtly highlights marching students just before a particularly bloody hazing, underpinning this use of light where the lighting helps to set the scene with a notable feel of the uncanny. 

I’ve touched on the extras already but a full list reveals the following:

  • The Girl Can't Help It: a new interview with Actor Garance Marillier
  • Making Ends Meat: a new interview with Producer Jean des Forets
  • New audio commentary by film critic Alexandra West
  • Audio Commentary with Julia Ducournau and film critic Emma Westwood
  • In the Name of Raw: an interview with Director Julia Ducournau
  • A Family Affair: a new video essay by film critic Alexandra Heller-Nicholas
  • Raw À Votre Goût featurette with Julia Ducournau & film critic Emma Westwood
  • Quick Bites with Julia Ducournau & film critic Alexandra Heller-Nicholas
  • Genre Matters Panel Discussion
  • Australian Premiere Introduction
  • Australian Premiere Q&A with Julia Ducournau and Kier-La Janisse
  • Alternative opening, deleted scenes, trailers


finger food

The disc, as you can see, is jam-packed with extras. There are two deleted scenes that are interesting but not earth shattering; one, in a lecture, is greatly extended next to the final cut, and whilst really interesting would have stifled the pace if kept in its entirety and the film can feel languid in places already (deliberately, one feels, and juxtaposed against frenetic moments). With regards the two commentaries, the one with Julia Ducournau and Emma Westwood is worthwhile for the insights the director brings. Westwood is more a springboard for those insights, admitting that she had only seen the film once before the recording. The second is with Alexandra West and I have mentioned a couple of her insights earlier. She has a monograph exploring New French Extremity horrors, which she repeatedly reminds the listener about but, beyond the shameless self-promotion, she was able to help tie this film’s place within that movement and the commentary offers much.

Raw is a great film and this is a fantastic set for those who love the film and want a further insight into it. The score is for the set 8.5 out of 10.

EDIT 30/4/21: I have treated myself to the commercial release (partly as the early release disc was sent on loan and I really wanted the film in Blu-Ray format) and can report that the set as a whole is as class as the disc itself. The hard case is fairly large as the bound booklet, which contains an interview and essays, sits separate to the disc case. The three art cards are lovely. The set is recommended.  

The imdb page is here.

On Blu-Ray @ Amazon UK

Friday, February 19, 2021

Dracula Vs Frankenstein – review


Directors: Tyler Ralston & Marc Slanger

Release date: 2002

Contains spoilers

In 1971 a film was released called Dracula Vs Frankenstein. If you look at the comments to that review you will see some wisdom. Regular visitor The T agreed with my 1 out of 10 rating but also saw that film as “so bad its good” – it all depends on frame of mind. I still dislike the film, mourning the swan song it represented for Lon Chaney Jr.

What it really didn’t need was remaking – and remaking with even less budget, I suspect. However remade it was and this, dear reader, is my review of its remake.

sepia Dracula

It starts in 1891 on a train, the film filtered to be sepia. The train stops and Dracula (T. Tocs Sined) disembarks. He heads to the bank and then the jail trying to get directions to the castle (in the jail is a Renfield type, bug eating and mentioning the Master – it is not expanded on). Eventually, through hypnosis, he gets the directions he seeks. The castle belongs to Frankenstein (Paul Byrnes), descendent of the infamous Doctor Frankenstein. He has made a blood serum that Dracula wants – it will make him invincible.

blood sfx

He is double-crossed however and the vampire hunter Pretorius (Erik) enters the room at Frankenstein’s behest. Dracula has the serum and also wears a ring (sorry, I couldn’t catch the name they gave it), which is a nose. He pours the serum on the magic ring – despite Frankenstein’s protestations of doom. There is an explosion. Whether Dracula is thrown through time (perhaps) or just waits, hanging around, wasn’t too clear. In the modern day we see a girl, Joanie (Melissa Field), coming down some stairs. She is beheaded by an axe – with potentially the worst post-production blood splatter on film.

laser nostril ring

At a theatre Joanie’s sister Judith (Susan Manger) is on stage doing a musical number. Off stage she gets a telegram and goes to see the police but her sister is still missing. She takes on the investigation herself and the film fairly much follows the plot of the original. Dracula’s ring fires lasers (out of the nostrils), Frankenstein’s relative Dr Duray (J. Spank Jenkins) has his henchman Groden (Tim Haven) beheading folk for experimentation, Drac digs up the monster (Matthew Beale), Judith gets spiked and the action takes place in Duray’s museum/freak show. For plot points see the review of the original.

the main event

This film serves a purpose and it is to make the older one feel like a better film. The DVD transfer is poor, the effects mostly terrible. The look of Dracula is reminiscent of the original film – but sans the makeup. The acting is universally amateurish – after all it is an amateur cast if their IMDb credits tell the tale correctly, for many it is their only listed production. It is clearly a love letter to the previous version, which is fine. Love letters, however, should be personal and private affairs, whilst this is on commercial DVD. Like the previous version I think 1 out of 10 is as high as I can go.

The imdb page is here.

On DVD @ Amazon US

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Thursday, February 04, 2021

Short Film: Things we Dig


Viewed at the 2020 IVFAF. This is a short, listed as 2019 on IMDb but copyright listed as 2020 on the film, that is just under 19 minutes and was directed by Pia Thrasher. The director is on record as saying the film was inspired by What we do in the Shadows and whilst it shows (a filming crew present and a bunch of vampires living together) it has its own conceits and builds into an amusing little film.

The film crew consisting of a cameraman/director, sound engineer Deanna (Stephanie Scurry) and production assistant Scott (Patrick Russell Burton) have been contracted to make a commercial for the darkweb and have been offered safety so long as they do not disclose the location of the house. The vampires have their own victim clean-up business – InstaGravediggers.com – and the video is to support the enterprise.

the crew

Having ensured that they have crosses and have poured holy water on themselves they knock and the door opens a crack, there is a hiss and it slams. However it then opens and they are met by Lucretia (Jennifer Larson) or Lucy. In the hallway she introduces herself and Helgi (Cat Forrest) who notes their crosses. Lucy explains that Helgi was born in the Viking era and was a pagan, therefore Christian trappings do not affect her.

the vampires

Next they meet Kuni von Stechen (Pia Thrasher) who is still in her body bag. Kuni’s hair is long and Helgi has to cut it every night for her (with it growing back during the day). The crew are also warned about drawing attention to her mouth as she is very self-conscious about the fact that one fang is noticeably longer than the other. Finally they meet Bryn (Morgan Marlow) a child vampire and daughter of Helgi (though she turned Helgi into a vampire) who hunts child molesters through the internet. She is nicknamed the Hacker – and it isn’t for her e-skills.

filming

So, as things progress, we discover a bit more about the vampires (through interview moments), see a (failed) full moon magic ritual – the vampires mention that they are susceptible to moonburn. We also get a visit from the overly amorous vampire Mona (Deepti Kingra), who is looking to get her latest victim disposed of. The questions are, of course, will the crew make it out intact and will the advert get made?

This was fun. It wasn’t as funny as WWDITS (film or series) but it was genuinely amusing, it had a charm, it had interesting characters and was worth watching. The imdb page is here.

Saturday, December 12, 2020

Use of Tropes: In Fabric


The 2018 Peter Strickland film In Fabric is an outstanding film and one that is described as a (sort of) ghost story. However, I saw elements within it that tie into vampire genre tropes. Whether this has a touch of apophenia on my part, or an unconscious element on the director’s part is almost irrelevant. Looking into this I listened through Strickland’s commentary on the Blu-Ray and whilst he mentioned some influences – notably M R James and Carnival of Souls (1962) – there was notably no espoused connections to vampire genre pieces. Interestingly many (including myself) see a stylistic connection to Susperia (1977), a connection Strickland mentions but denies consciously making. Nonetheless…

Marianne Jean-Baptiste as Sheila

This is a surreal walk through consumerism, through the Department store and a character exploration. The film is also about a haunted red dress – though what is it haunted by? Perhaps it is cursed, though it is the dress itself that is the focus of the film and to the characters unlucky enough to don it.

Luckmoore and Sheila

The first of these buys the dress. She is Sheila (Marianne Jean-Baptiste) a bank clerk who, near the head of the film, discovers that her ex-husband is dating again and starts to look at doing the same through personal ads – though her son Vince (Jaygann Ayeh) is less than impressed with the idea. She arranges a date (ultimately, a bad date) with Adonis (Anthony Adjekum) and goes to the Department store Dentley and Soper’s, who are in the January sales period, and is convinced by the mysterious Miss Luckmoore (Fatma Mohamed, the Field Guide to Evil) to buy the dress despite the fact that it isn’t what she would normally wear. Strangely it fits, despite the size not being the size she would wear. The dress is the only one like it they have.

sale signs

Let us look at the store workers as they are, very much, part of our trope. I have seen them described as vampire like and they also draw the mind to Susperia. Wearing almost Victorian dresses, the staff are female bar Mr Lundy (Richard Bremmer) and the (almost Renfield like) Pitcroft (Adam Bohman). Lundy seems to have some authority and, as the store opens Lundy kneels and the female staff stand, beckoning the customers in (something that occurs in their almost psychotropic television advert also). This is a surreal extension of Strickland’s experience as a member of staff and the ‘first customer’ greet in TGI-Fridays but could also be tied to “Welcome to my house! Enter freely. Go safely, and leave something of the happiness you bring!” from Dracula. A quick note that the “sale” signs converts the ‘l’ to two parallel lines bringing to mind trails of blood from a vampire’s bite.

in the dumb waiter

If they are strange in store, with their commercial patois, for example “The hesitation in your voice, soon to be an echo in the recess in the spheres of retail” and “Did the transaction validate your paradigm of consumerism?”, then in the back of the store they are something else. Miss Luckmore, we see, removes her hair to reveal it as a wig, her head bald (the implication being the female staff, at the very least, all are), and this makes her more like a mannequin but also draws Roald Dhal’s the Witches to mind and Count Orlock. Miss Luckmore descends further into the bowels of the store by crouching in a dumb waiter. The mannequin’s and the store staff seem to be interconnected – not only do the staff seem to resemble the mannequins but there is a scene where they are revealed to be more than they seem.

at the window

One of the staff takes a mannequin to dress it and lifts her skirts, sitting over its head in a scene that suggests oral sex. Miss Luckmore strips the underwear from the prone mannequin revealing that there is pubic hair and it begins to menstruate. Miss Luckmore masturbates the mannequin – as Mr Lundy watches from within the shelves, pleasuring himself at the sight, and then she lifts her bloody fingers and tastes the blood on them. It is a strange and surreal scene that did land the film with some controversy with censors. The last thing I want to mention about Miss Luckmore specifically is a scene of her looking out of a window down at the milling consumers waiting to be allowed entrance to the store. At the window she again reminded me of Orlock in the window of his house in Wisborg/Bremen.

the dress on the ceiling

The dress itself, when worn, causes a rash on the breast/chest of the wearer and is able to move of its own volition. It seems to cause disturbing dreams (like the vampire type the mare does) and we also see it seem to attack – including Gwen (Gwendoline Christie), Vince’s older girlfriend, that it seems to smother in her sleep. When placed in a washing machine it causes the machine to break, and also seems to ‘heal’ itself – having been ripped in a dog attack and burned in a fire it reappears none the worse for wear. It lands on a canary cage in the night and the bird is dead in the morning – smothering is mentioned – and seems to cause a box of fresh fruit and veg to rapidly decay. Smothering by a mare, and the nightmares it brings, is often a description for energy vampirism and the causing of vegetation to rot is a trope used in many genre films and also ties to energy vampirism.

Richard Bremmer as Lundy

The dress has the phrase, “You who wear me, will know me” embroidered inside it and there seems to be a definitive connection between Miss Luckmore and the dress (a scene of her rapidly moving in the back of the store matches the movement of the dress in a wardrobe). She also refuses to take the dress back from Sheila and when Sheila sees the dress in the store’s catalogue her reaction is sharp, trying to hide the page (and later ripping the page out and intimately hiding it). The dress is described, in the catalogue, as being arterial red (connecting the dress to blood) and it is revealed that the model of the dress was killed (run over on a zebra crossing), making her the first victim. When the dress finally causes Sheila’s doom the dress ends up in a charity shop and bought for the stag night of washing machine repairman Reg Speaks (Leo Bill) – who is forced to wear it and gets the rash. His fiancé Babs (Hayley Squires) later wears it too.

Reg and Babs

To touch on the dreams a moment – now we have met Babs and Reg. Sheila has a dream of her dead mother but the dream also seems to foreshadow her death. Reg’s dream involves the staff of the store as nurses, giving Babs a caesarean section and his new-born daughter, in the dress, giving him the finger. Babs dreams that she is in the store and is pictured in the catalogue. She gets thinner and thinner (she has body dysmorphia as it stands) as the sizes of dresses seem to get larger and larger. The catalogue is cut apart and placed in a coffin where she is entombed.

The dress

The final thing to mention is the ending, with Miss Luckmore descending in the dumb waiter where it passes cells. In each cell is a victim sat at a sewing machine, creating another dress, the red thread in the machine that same arterial red. It is as though the dress has taken the souls of the victims – perhaps consumerism stole their souls – and has eternally put them to work. There are empty cells also, awaiting new victims.

tasting mannequin blood

So, is it a vampire film? Whilst you could argue a case for energy vampirism, I would say that more it uses, likely unconsciously, tropes. There is, incidentally, a thread of people being placed into ecstatic trance but this is by Reg Speaks as he drones his technical specs around washing machines and this is a take on ASMR. A wonderful and strange film. The imdb page is here.

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