Tuesday, December 30, 2025

Dracula (2025) – review


Director: Luc Besson

Release date: 2025

Contains spoilers

Also titled Dracula: A Love Tale and (on the Blu-Ray cover) subtitled Bram Stoker’s Dracula, I approached this film with trepidation. You see, I am very fond of some of Luc Besson’s films (especially the Fifth Element and Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, the latter of which I know makes me somewhat of an outlier), but as I read about the film, when it was first announced, he suggested that it was true to Stoker and yet it described something akin to Coppola’s Dracula. When I watched the trailer, I don’t think I was alone in thinking that this essentially appeared to be a Coppola remake.

the burning cross

However, it is not – let us get that straight and I will explore why in a rather spoiler-full review. However, getting back to trepidation. The cast gave me hope. I particularly enjoy Christoph Waltz as an actor and I really rather like Caleb Landry Jones (Byzantium) and was interested in what he would do with the role of Dracula. Then, once released, there were the naysayers – I appreciate that everyone has and is entitled to their own opinion but, as you will see, if you are a naysayer then I disagree with you. Of course, the joy of the vampire genre is, from its inception, it has been a genre that takes from and expands upon other works – all the way back to Polidori borrowing the kernel of the Vampyre from Byron. This is no different. Now, with all the preamble laid down, let us begin.

the musical box

Some people assume that Coppola’s Dracula introduced the reincarnated love aspect into the Dracula megatext. Whilst it centred on it, clearly, actually the Dan Curtis’ TV Movie Dracula pre-empted it by almost two decades; strongly connecting the fictional Count and Vlad III, as well as using reincarnation of a lost love. That film tied past and present with a musical box (itself a motif lifted from the Curtis produced Dark Shadows). The opening of this, which is an extended montage showing the love between Vlad (Caleb Landry Jones) and Elisabeta (Zoë Bleu, Mother May I Sleep with Danger) begins with a musical box (the potential idiosyncrasy of such a box in 1480 is dealt with in later dialogue). By this, Besson positions this next to Curtis as much as Coppola.

heads on spikes

I also want to address the Ţepeş aspect straight away. By dating this 1480 we are past the recorded lifespan of the historic Vlad Ţepeş. Later in the film Dracula calls himself Prince (not voivode) Vlad II (not the third), Count Dracula – offering both titles. This may just be a dating error and a patronymic suffix error – admittedly – but it can also be argued that this is a deliberate move away from Ţepeş and, rather, this Vlad is just a generic Romanian nobleman who happened to fight the Ottoman empire (remembering that Wilkinson, Stoker's known source for the name Dracula, suggested, "Dracula in the Wallachian language means Devil. The Wallachians were, at that time, as they are at present, used to give this surname to any person who rendered himself conspicuous either by courage, cruel actions, or cunning." Thus it not being a familial name.). This is likely as, following the battle that is about to occur, Vlad and his men do not stake the enemy full-bodied (as Coppola alluded to in his battle scene and the historic Vlad is most famous for) rather they challenge Mehmet (Jassem Mougari) with severed heads on pikes.

a happier time

So, we have the montage of love scenes, and this does far more to cement with the viewer the deep emotion between the pair than has been done in previous films. However, the Turks are on the doorstep and Vlad’s generals enter, interrupting sex, and drag him from his bride. Notable here, that there is some humour to his reaction and this is fitting as the film has a humorous streak. He is presented to the Cardinal (Haymon Maria Buttinger), who blesses him, but he asks for a boon – that God spare his wife. Note that by making him a Cardinal, and by his costume, they code this priest Roman Catholic and not Orthodox – this would be unusual for the region and further separates from the historic Ţepeş who, whilst it is supposed he converted to Roman Catholicism for political reasons during his lifetime, would have been Orthodox by birth. Vlad sends Elisabeta to another castle, with a small escort to keep her safe, and rides out to battle.

tragedy

So, Vlad wins the battle – the battle scene is marred slightly, for me, with the use of fast cuts. I can certainly see why they’re used, but found them jarring. Meanwhile a crossbowman has killed one of Elisabeta’s escort, she has ridden away from the ambush and is chased down by horsemen. After the battle, Vlad is informed and told she is in the forest of wolves – he rides after her. She emerges from the forest and into a plain covered in snow, which hides the many wolf traps. A trap brings down an Ottoman rider’s horse and, eventually, another snaps closed on her horse. Recovering, she backs away from her pursuers and eventually a trap catches her (though she does not cry out or fall). Vlad arrives and kills one assassin, but the other has reached her. He throws his sword, killing the Ottoman but not before the assassin has stabbed Elisabeta {EDIT: Paul contacted me to say it appears that it was Vlad's sword which killed Elisabeta, through the assassin. In truth, having checked, it is not clear and could be read either way}. She dies in Vlad’s arms.

mocking Christ

This is a massive difference between this and the Coppola version. In the 1992 film the Princess dies through suicide and is denied the Kingdom of Heaven and it is this denial that causes Vlad to turn. In this, the Cardinal states that as a pure soul she will enter into God’s kingdom. It is not this that Vlad wants, he wants God to perform a miracle and bring her back. When the Cardinal denies that this can be, he breaks a staff headed with a cross and stabs the Cardinal whilst instructing him to give God the message that, until his wife is returned, his life no longer belongs to God. This results in thunder and lightning outside as he opens his arms in a mockery of Christ and the Christ on the chapel crucifix cries tears of blood. His men drag him away. To this point I have referred to the Prince as Vlad, hereon in I will use Dracula.

Christoph Waltz as the priest

The film cuts to Paris 400 years later. Again, this is a change, with Besson setting his version of the story between the Carpathians and Paris, with neither London or Whitby getting a look in. The head of an asylum, Dumont (Guillaume de Tonquédec), has been informed that his guest has arrived and been placed in the chapel. His guest is a priest (Christoph Waltz), who is not credited with a name nor named (as far as I could tell) in film. That he is unnamed is interesting and there might be a deeper dive into him representing the church as an entity, but, beyond anything else, he is the Van Helsing equivalent. He is part of an order that the Vatican sends on delicate cases, and this is delicate as the woman, Maria (Matilda De Angelis), who has been incarcerated was engaged to a relative, Henry Spencer (David Shields), of the Queen of England.

Matilda De Angelis as Maria

Henry is a, lightly used, surrogate for Arthur Holmewood, and Maria, as we meet her in an asylum, can be read as a gender swapped Renfield but, more so and more accurately, she is the Lucy equivalent. She was at her wedding to Henry – which at her insistence was at the family estate and not in a church. Henry had invited the Bishop of Westminster to bless the union and, on seeing the holy man, she was seized with hysteria and a “sexual appetite beyond comprehension” – of course hysteria was deemed a particularly female affliction, named after the Greek for the uterus, and was tied to female sexuality. The Doctor reads her age as young but the priest notes in the paperwork that she was born in 1759 – making her 130.

impact of a direct ray

The priest wants to observe her and, on seeing her fangs, tells Dumont that his order has been studying this phenomenon for 400 years, himself for 30, and yet the Doctor is the first to capture a specimen alive and confides that she is a vampire – this is a vast shift in the Lucy character, making her a vampire prior to us meeting her, prior to Dracula arriving (though he did turn her over a century before). The priest tests her – sunlight generally is not an issue except for direct rays. Opening the shutter in the cell burns her hand. Holding a cross before her causes the cross to burst into flames. He procures blood from the finger of the orderly (Raphael Luce) and gives it her for her cooperation. She supposes he knows what she desires, though he says it is what she needs. She does seem to love blood, however, later Dracula reveals he doesn’t crave blood but needs it to remain young. The priest finds bite marks on her neck, confirming that she is not first generation – she was turned. He gets her to speak about her master, the Prince and the Princess he searches for – though she gives no names – and reveals that the master is coming to Paris. Note, even though she is the Lucy equivalent, Maria is not killed at this point. The priest names her one of God’s creatures and believes she can become human again, by destroying the source. I also want to point out the great performance by Matilda De Angelis who makes Maria a fantastic character.

Harker meets Dracula

We cut to Jonathan Harker (Ewens Abid) travelling to Dracula’s castle. His coach abandons him at night with only a direction to go in and a flaming torch, the coachman (Arben Bajraktaraj) refusing to walk with him as he can’t leave the horses due to the wolves. There are wolves in the forest and, though we get eyeshine, there is no indication that they are under Dracula’s control – just our expectation. There is no calèche arriving to bring him to the Count and the reason, we discover, is that Harker is not expected. Nonetheless he is granted entry, and we get our first view of the Count. Old with an elaborate hairstyle, this is where the film does ape Coppola as the hair is, of course, inspired by old Dracula in that. He is, however, a gracious host and feeds his guest. The solicitor is impressed with his trick – making a bowl of food move to him with the wave of a hand – this is one power we do see displayed, telekinesis along with a pyromancy that allows torches to spring to life. He also causes Harker’s cross, given to him by the coachman, to fly across the floor into the fire.

Caleb Landry Jones as Dracula

Harker has come as there is an abbey the Count owns in Paris, which is dilapidated, and the firm wish to see if he would be willing to sell it. This reverses the Carfax trope and is the only part the unnamed abbey plays in this. Harker does comment on the number of servants that would be needed in the large castle, they are discreet says the Count, but this version does have servants as we’ll see. He takes Harker to a bed chamber and warns him not to leave it during the night. Meanwhile, the priest has gone to Henry Spencer’s and discovered a page from a book, in Maria’s room, which shows Elisabeta. Back to Harker and he decides to do some late-night snooping, finds the Count’s coffin and is captured by the servants – animated gargoyles. Though we get an inkling at the end of what the gargoyles are created from (or become), they immediately reminded me of the subspecies in the film of the same name, though I suspect this is not intentional.

the fragrance in action

Strung up, Harker is offered a last request, and he asks for Dracula’s story – which offers us a flashback of events after Elisabeta’s death. Dracula buries his bride but becomes convinced she will reincarnate as sometimes pure souls do return. He searched, hindered by the black death, and eventually, dejected returned to his castle and ultimately settles on suicide – soon discovering, following fall after fall from the castle, that he could not die. This belies the idea of him being undead – this Dracula never died and cannot die – and perhaps draws to mind the character of the Wandering Jew and recall how Dracula, like that figure, mocked Christ. He still, however, had hope of Elisabeta’s return but a realism that he couldn’t visit everywhere and so for a century developed a fragrance, travelling to Bagdad, to India and to Italy to develop it. The fragrance, once ready, acting like an aphrodisiac, when he wore it all heads turned slavishly to him. He went from Court to Court but at Versailles, repelled by the corruption on display, he bit several courtiers to create servants to continue the search, one being Maria. Harker pleads, to the Count’s sense of love, for mercy as he has a love too (he became engaged just before leaving Paris) and the Count sees a portrait of Mina (also Zoë Bleu) and realises his love has been reborn. Grateful, he spares Harker but has him kept prisoner. Meanwhile, Mina has met Dumont and the priest whilst searching for news of Maria, a recent friend.

the nuns

So, after 2000+ words let’s stop with the blow-by-blow. Dracula becomes younger by invading a convent, which put me in mind of the first episode of Dracula (2020), and in a great set-piece he uses the perfume, which causes the nuns to flock uncontrollably to him. My only question with the scene was why he was suddenly bald. Generously it was to do with disguising himself as a beggar to gain entry, but a cowl would do the job. He releases Maria and she introduces Mina to him. Given the opening romance montage and the memory triggers we see, culminating in the musical box fully jogging her recall, one does not question the very quick falling in love (or should we say rekindling) of Mina/Elisabeta. More I would question how, having seen Maria murdered through beheading and staking with little of a vampiric display to fall back on, the priest and Dumont manage to recruit Henry. Further we do not know how they managed to get a small cadre of soldiers to both invade the castle and pepper it with cannon fire. That has no reason to it, and marred the film slightly for me as it made the end feel a tad rushed, but does lead to an action-packed denouement. It also needs to be said that the despatching of Dracula does not follow the rules the priest gave (staking and beheading).

time for a bite

The latter could mean that seeing his ashes float into the sky could as easily be read as a dusty escape rather than the redemptive ascending to heaven that the composition of the scene implies. Having suggested that, I also have to say this Dracula is low on the powers… immortal, yes, and blood makes him younger, we have seen pyromancy and telekinesis (and he has control of animated gargoyles) but there is no other form of shapeshifting offered in film, or animal control, and his ability to mojo others comes from a created scent. The priest mentions garlic as a deterrent but then dismisses it as unlikely. The filming is as lovely as one would expect, there are moments of violence and moments of humour – the use of the scent in the Courts of Europe and the dancing to his tune are especially, and deliberately, comedic – they also brought the Fearless Vampire Killers to mind. The cast all do what they need to, with perhaps more put on Caleb Landry Jones than often is needed for those cast in the role and he proving more than up to the task, Christoph Waltz being understated and yet charismatic and, for me, Matilda De Angelis stealing the show. This uses/references past versions of the megatext but it does something else with them – the story changes are very apparent and reducing the narrative around this to it being just a remake of Coppola is a disservice to the film. I enjoyed it. 8 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

On Blu-Ray @ Amazon US

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Sunday, December 28, 2025

Carmilla Volume 3: The Eternal – review


Author: Amy Chu

Illustrations: Soo Lee

First published: 2025

Contains spoilers

The Blurb: The final chapter of this Bram Stoker Award-winning graphic novel reimagination of Sheridan LeFanu's classic Carmilla!

Athena's daughter Ella journeys to Oxford, England where a mysterious university benefactor hires her for what seems like a simple research position, but leads her straight into the heart of danger...and the Lo family back into the complicated web of Carmilla herself. As deaths begin to pile up on campus, Ella becomes entangled with a secret supernatural society of hard partying immortals. And just as Athena once did, Ella is about to discover some family secrets of her own...

A seductive, supernatural thriller about mortality and mother/daughter relationships.


The review
: The closing chapter – you can read my thoughts on Volume 1 and Volume 2 - the author takes the interesting premise of leaving Athena’s story, moving forward in time, and concentrating on the daughter raised by her and her wife Jess. Ella has recently graduated but worries what career her Art History Major will lead her too. That is until she gets a mysterious call from England and offered a job in Oxford by the equally mysterious Gilda. Sharp-eyed readers will spot the name from Jewelle Gomez’ stories about an African American lesbian vampire and, in this series, though Carmilla uses pseudonyms she does not stick to anagrams.

Once at Oxford she does not meet Glida but is set to work cataloguing her collection. She also meets a trio of party-hards, Liz Bathory, Yilmar Barbarossa and Yuri Tepes. Yep, you’ve guessed it… all vampires. Carmilla, when we meet her, has dramatically aged through drinking HIV infected blood and believes Ella to be her way to heal (as Athena had tasted a little of her blood long before her pregnancy). Then there is another member of Carmilla’s family who surfaces.

The ideas are great, as was the change of generational perspective, but the execution comes off as unfortunately hurried. There was a feeling of things being crammed in, the characters (bar Ella) were thin though this may have been because we were always using Ella's view (19th century flashbacks notwithstanding). I wanted to enjoy this as much as the previous volumes but the undue haste made it miss a little more than the earlier parts. 6 out of 10.

In Paperback @ Amazon US

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Friday, December 26, 2025

Short Film: AI Vampire Staking



facing the cross

I was contacted by adijyx, who is a reader of this blog and wanted to let me see a short AI generated film they’d created. Now, I recognise there is a whole debate around AI and it isn’t a debate I want to get into but, within the correspondence adijyx explained the techniques they use and, truthfully, this is a lot more than simply offering prompts and feels like a whole lot of effort went into creating the film, more akin to animating.

staking

The film follows a female vampire as she hunts, is warded by the cross and is staked. The film is mildly NSFW but, truthfully, less so than some of the great French and Spanish 70s flicks that have enhanced the genre. You can view the film over at DeviantArt where, because of the mature theme, you will need an account to view.

Wednesday, December 24, 2025

Thamma – review


Director: Aditya Sarpotdar

Release date: 2025

Contains spoilers

It is not the first time we have looked at a vehicle using the Indian betaal but this one certainly grounds itself in the Western vampire, whilst distinguishing itself. It is part of a cinematic universe – the Maddock Horror Comedy Universe, which includes films such as Stree and Bhediya. Bhediya is a take on the werewolf genre and we do get a visitation from the film’s lead werewolf in this.

Alexx O'Nell as Alexander

This does work as a standalone, however, and if I have a gripe it is that it is overly long. Nevertheless, it did hold me for its 2-hour 30-minutes run time. It actually starts in 323BC with an army. My thoughts went to a Roman legion until I realised it was Alexander the Great (Alexx O'Nell) and his forces – Alexander did reach India. Later in the film he is described as an Englishman rather than Macedonian (his blood is still bottled, he does not survive) but nonetheless it is his force that hear noises in the forest and his horse refuses to move forward, when a host of betaal, led by Yakshasan (Nawazuddin Siddiqui), attack.

finding Alok

Cut forward to modern day and Alok Goyal (Ayushmann Khurrana) is a reporter – we see a TV stunt gone wrong that’ll turn him into a meme. He and two co-workers are camping in the wilderness and he’s told his issue is not using Instagram enough and so he marches off into the forest to take a dramatic photo – and is attacked by a bear (the cgi bear was pretty well done). The two coworkers run the other way and he is chased and, eventually, painfully but not fatally mauled. He manages to get into a hiding place.

Alok and Tadaka

The bear seems to be yanked away and a woman, Tadaka (Rashmika Mandanna), looks into his hiding spot. He passes out and she pulls him away. He awakens in a carcass of a crashed airplane, which serves as her home. She promises him that she’ll take him home, once healed, but he shouldn’t leave her makeshift home. Of course, he does and he is hunted through the forest by three male betaal. He is captured, nearly fed to the imprisoned Yakshasan and rescued again by Tadaka. They get to the outskirts of their territory and Tadaka tells him to jump from the cliff they are on (to a passing truck on the road below) but she can go no further as it is forbidden – she doesn’t take much persuasion to go with him. He gets home to his funeral (the film is an action/horror/comedy and so, given the comedy side, he has to convince his father (Paresh Rawal) that he is really him and that involves a mole on his butt).

the bhediya

The film then follows the couple as he slowly learns what she is, their eventual estrangement, his (near) death and her turning him – this is forbidden and means that Yakshasan can be freed, and she take his place in imprisonment. Yakshasan was imprisoned because he insisted on feeding from humans (another forbidden thing) and wants to take over the world. Throw in an interlude with the bhediya (Varun Dhawan) who needs to drink betaal blood to recover his powers – and a side note about the betaal and bhediya ancient animosity and then a finale against Yakshasan.

ready to drink betaal blood

The backstory of the creatures is that the great demon Rakhtbeej was granted by Shiva the boon that each spilt drop of his blood would spawn another one of him. Losing against him the Gods called on the Goddess (presumably Kali) and she fought him but each hit caused him to multiply and so she created the betaal to drink his blood and save the world. The other lore we get is that sunlight is an issue when newly turned, they are near indestructible, they cannot lie (and vamp face when they do), we see Yakshasan turn into smoke as he teleports, there is an affinity with bats and one betaal can drink another to death (we see Yakshasan do that and a spirit/demon version of him appears at his shoulder when he does so). With regards vampires a distinction between them and betaal is made and yet the 'V' word is used fairly often, as is Dracula, and many genre film tropes are used (accidental fang, for comic effect, for instance). Ultimately the pitching of vampire/betaal against werewolf/bhediya is straight out of the vampire playbook.

getting her vamp on

The film looks really nice and Ayushmann Khurrana balances dashing leading man and comic focal point really well. The cgi was well done and there was a tad of a superhero vide to this as sometimes happens with good guy vampire films. Being an Indian film I was expecting music and dance routines. There are only two dances (three if you count the one in the credits) but they are diegetic. There are other musical moments that include montage scenes and perhaps these dragged a little given the running time. Indeed, the running time gave opportunity to expands the characters – though one might argue they were no more expanded than a shorter running time would have allowed for – but it does feel too long. Nevertheless I rather enjoyed this and found it amusing. 6.5 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

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Monday, December 22, 2025

The Divine Enforcer – review


Director: Robert Rundle

Release date: 1992

Contains spoilers

On the surface this should be a cult classic but somehow just isn’t, it sits in a place where it should be so bad it was good, but was just bad, and all that is a crying shame. Note that whilst there is something supernatural (or psychic, at least) going on, the vampire in this is a serial killer rather than undead.

It starts with a car and a couple, the woman unnamed and the man named Otis (Don Stroud). He pulls up and it wasn’t overly clear whether he picked her up or she was a prostitute but she certainly gets spooked when he pulls a needle, injects her and then starts suckling at the hole. She gets out of the car and legs it. She comes across a drunk derelict who turns out to be a bit rapey. Otis injects him (he collapses) and she falls into his arm.

Erik Estrada as the Monsignor

Talking of rapey, three guys are assaulting a woman when a man (Michael M. Foley) intervenes and beats them with his martial arts prowess (nastily breaking one’s arm in the process), he rescues the woman. Elsewhere, Otis has the woman he's kidnapped tied up. He pricks her with a syringe and starts to drink her blood. Another cut and we are with Monsignor (Erik Estrada, Chupacabra Vs the Alamo) who is having breakfast. His housekeeper, Merna (Judy Landers), has a newspaper and mentions the serial killer the press is calling the Vampire, who kills women and drains them of their blood. They are expecting new priest Father Daniel, there is a knock at the door and he has arrived early – it is the kung fu man.

Don Stroud as Otis

So, Daniel is a bit of a vigilante and has a gun with a cross on the handle, a crucifix dagger and crucifix shuriken. He starts getting names and details from confessions and goes taking out the bad guys. However, we also discover that he has second sight that he also uses in order to be God’s vengeance. The film veers all over the place, from Otis and Stroud’s wonderfully deranged performance, as he kidnaps women, drains their blood to make smoothies and also takes their skulls, to Daniel kicking ass in the parish’s seedy underbelly.

Merna and Father Daniel

Otis starts going to confession – which Daniel must respect the sanctity of (despite using them as focal points for his retribution) – and this sets them up as enemies. Daniel also meets Kim (Carrie Chambers) a young woman with the second sight, which has latched on to Otis, and he promises to help her. In the meantime, the other priest in the house turns out to be Father Thomas, a grouch who does little more than read about the vigilante and the vampire in the papers and who is played by a woefully underused Jan-Michael Vincent, who was phoning the performance in. I mean, Erik Estrada was underused but nothing on how wasted JMV was. It is possible that Otis also has psychic powers, or he is just batshit delusional – he gets a visitation from victims at one point and a skull talks to him.

This should be a recipe for cult status. It really should. On that score it fails and the whole thing is a slog. 2.5 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

Saturday, December 20, 2025

Lord Doesn’t Hate You – review


Director: Fabrizio La Monica

Release date: 2019

Contains spoilers

Entitled Dio non ti odia in the original Italian, the blurb for this film says, “A young girl contracts a rare and deadly disease. No one in the village can cure her, so the friar orders her to be removed from the community before she can infect everyone.” This is the basic story but the spoiler – of course, given the film is here – is that the film concerns vampires.

This film is very slow burn and, whilst it looks to the balance of good, evil and sacrifice, there is no discussion about such philosophical considerations, rather some quotes and space for the viewer to think. For instance, an intertitle at the head of the film asks “If God exists, why is there evil? And if he doesn’t, why is there good?”. The quote attributed to Boethius.

a father's eyes

The film does not name any character, so we start with a man – who I’ll refer to as the Father (Roberto Romano) – bloodied and tied to a stake. We get a voiceover from the daughter (Emilia Passalacqua) talking of a time when wolves came from the mountains into the village but she was not scared because her father was with her. We cut to her in bed, the local friar (Salvatore Nereo Salerno) telling her that she is sick; she doesn’t have symptoms yet but she will become a danger to the village. The only hope a healer in the mountains and her father will take her there.

Emilia Passalacqua as the daughter

The film then follows the trek through the mountains. The daughter is both terrified and confused as she doesn’t feel ill. The leaving of a doll on the outskirts of the village, which her deceased mother made for her, indicates leaving childhood behind. At one point they hear a twig snap and the father has her hide and shoots their pursuer – he turns out to be the son (Paolo Tinnirello) of a neighbour (Antonino Scaglione), The neighbour's son and the daughter were sweet on each other and he discovered what the village had conspired to do.

Ferdinando Gattuccio as the vampire

There is no illness. The village have a pact with a creature (Ferdinando Gattuccio), never called vampire but presenting as such, and they willingly sacrifice one of their number – we never discover how frequently, but it feels as though it is infrequent if the younger generation are unaware – to spare the rest. The daughter was chosen by the villagers because the father has two other children. Getting to the vampire takes about half the film and then we have the aftermath faced by the father, his family and his neighbour.

fangs

There isn’t much lore. The vampire lives in a cave, has a greyish complexion, long black nails, unnatural green eyes and fangs. It is implied he is able to be abroad by night only and also implied that he controls wolves. The girl observes that the valley with the cave is bereft of birdsong, heavy of atmosphere and the colours are less vivid. The vampire can make other vampires and we also get the ghost of an old woman more for a sense of unease than anything else. The film values atmosphere over narrative and condemns itself into a pretty plodding pace as there is little plot beyond that suggested. Even the deaths – of which there are a few – are mostly off screen. 5 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

Thursday, December 18, 2025

Honourable Mention: All Wrapped Up



This was a low budget anthology film directed by Jason Liquori and released in 2007. It opens with Debbie Rochon as herself, negotiating with the production company’s mascot and directing us to a catalogue of films. The film is then made up of four segments that concentrate primarily on mummies – a bog mummy in the first, an Egyptian one in the second, an Aztec one in the third and, interestingly, a reinvigorated, cryogenic man in the final one. But as well as this we get brief moments of vampires, the Aztec mummy itself has a vampiric trope, there's a succubus and we even get an implied werewolf.

the succubus

It is in the third story, The Jaguar’s bite where we start with our vampires and more vampiric elements. The film starts with a couple in need of some guidance, one feels. She (Marcienne Dwyer) assumes he (Brian Prost) is having an affair but he wakes more tired than before he goes to bed and hires a paranormal PI, Stewart (Jason Liquori), to prove he is being visited by a succubus (Gina Markette). Stewart manages to see it through a video and, after a little tussle, gets rid by spraying water on her – not holy water, mind, but mineral water as though he is dousing an oversexed animal.

a vampire

The film goes on to him being hired to track down a stolen Aztec mummy (le Nguyen) – the museum believing that it was not a simple robbery/homicide as the police believe. The mummy was an Aztec warrior who would drink the blood of his enemies to take their strength and became an incarnation of a god. To defeat him, his enemies drained his blood. So the mummy is draining the blood of new enemies (those who disturbed his tomb) and that’s our trope. The vampires (Alberto Giovannelli and Christina Daoust) are led by monster hunter Rose Lenoire (Brunhilda Zekthi) to the mummy where one of them drains it (killing it) then explodes because he contained dead blood.

Debbie Rochon as Mistress Misty

There is a further vampire in final segment Milleniman in which, to try and save his daughter (Chanel Bagwell) badly injured in the previous segment, businessman Sebastian Fairweather (Kevin White) is tricked into being a guinea pig for a cryogenic experiment. He is accidentally woken a millennia later where the human race has been decimated in wars and the survivors are physically weakened. He is wanted by the Mayor, Mistress Misty (Debbie Rochon), as he may hold the key to some of the medical issues they face – she, it is revealed at the end, is not human but a vampire.

the Aztec Mummy

And that’s it, we get a blood drinking mummy – it is suggested that spilt blood revived it but the blood drinking is mentioned as an M.O. and the dialogue makes it clear that it isn’t a vampire (in the traditional sense), a moment of an energy devouring succubus and three fleeting visitations of actual vampires. The film is straight to video and some of the effects are knowingly (or, at least I hope it was knowingly) terrible. Possibly the most interesting idea was that the man trapped in cryogenics was a mummy also, giving that monster a sci-fi edge.

The imdb page is here.