Sunday, May 30, 2021

Honourable Mention: Buck Wild


This 2013 film directed by Tyler Glodt is a buddy/zombie comedy flick that sees four city slickers, as it were (although they are perhaps not too slick), heading into the Texas countryside on a deer hunting expedition at Buck Wild ranch.

Humour is sought from the character interaction, a hillbilly exploitation vibe and zombies – as an outbreak occurs roughly when they arrive. However, it is the source of the zombie outbreak that is the reason for this honourable mention.

Buck Wild ranch is owned by Clyde (Joe Stevens) who is fixing a truck when he hears movement outside. At first thinking racoons, he goes out and interrupts daughter Candy (Meg Cionni) having sex. Whether the subsequent killing of the fleeing paramour, by thrown monkey wrench, is due to their pre-marital activity or the fact that they have wrecked Clyde’s tulips is left to the viewer’s imagination. Clyde heads back to his garage but something is in there. A mangy creature comes out of the shadows.

chupacabra

The creature attacks and (as well as looking – I hope deliberately – unrealistic) it looks perhaps like a mange/rabies-ridden coyote but the word out of Clyde’s mouth is chupacabra – hence the mention. The looking a bit like a deformed coyote fits in brilliantly with the state of allegedly found chupacabra carcass in real life. Clyde is up and about the next day but soon he (and Candy) become zombies – notable for red and haemorrhaging eyes. The Chupacabra is mentioned again in terms of locals laughing about Clyde’s claim to have seen one but doesn’t actually come into the movie, so just a fleeting visitation.

The imdb page is here.

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Friday, May 28, 2021

Short Film: Online Order



Viewed at the 2020 IVFAF. This was a 2020 short by Johan Nayar that comes in at just under 5 minutes. It was inevitable that lockdown and how people cope with it would become a theme within films and that is what is explored in this.

It starts at day 7 of a lockdown that sounds as though it was well policed. Vincent (Luis David Rodriguez) thinks about a girl he met just before lockdown started, Sia (Karolina Kula) and, eventually, decides to ring her (by then it is day 22).

online date

Sia recognises him and they chat for a while until he eventually asks if she wants a cyber date – a video call where they both crack a bottle of wine. Sia jokes that he is very forward but probably should have taken stock when he demands she wears a dress. As they chat online (her drinking wine, him not) he tells her about going for a walk and the police stopping him, yelling at him. He then suggests that, as she lives close, they meet up. She isn’t sure but he continues, reasoning that she only has to cross the street and get into the park…

What will happen. I think you can guess but, in case, I have embedded the short below. The imdb page is here.

Wednesday, May 26, 2021

Transfusion: Vampires Versus Robots – review


Author: Steve Niles

Artist: Menton3

Contains Spoilers

The blurb: In a future overrun by out-of-control machines and monsters, a handful of human survivors try to fight their way back to a normal life. But what is normal in a world where both monsters and machines need human blood? And which are the real bad guys? Find out in this horrific new story by 30 Days of Night co-creator Steve Niles and menton3, the demented artist behind Monocyte!

The Review: In an apocalyptic world a group of human survivors are led towards a rare source of food, a field of corn. We are in a world where there has been a war with machines, a robot uprising… but the machines use flesh and blood for fuel and lubricant, decimating humanity and the animal kingdom. The field is a trap… the survivor leading them there is a vampire. The undead are as desperate for blood as the machines and his clan will harvest the small band of humans. Unfortunately for them a robot finds them first…

detail

This is the opening premise of this tpb one shot, which is very short – no more than a short story really. As such it does little in the way of characterisation relying on atmosphere, which it has in spades, generated by the gorgeous artwork. I loved the premise but ultimately felt it could have been much expanded – though perhaps if it was it may have lost something.

For me, beyond robot vampires, the main reason to have this is the art. This therefore makes the artistic decision to have a battle, which represents the climax of the story, rendered in uncoloured sketches against a yellow, almost sepia background and looking more like the start of the artistic process and utterly out of sink with the rest of the volume, a weird and unsatisfying decision. I’m sure there was a reason, but for the life of me I don’t get it – the pages looked less unfinished and more barely started, before the volume's end revelation reverts back to gorgeous artistry. 6 out of 10.

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Monday, May 24, 2021

Lilin’s Brood – Review


Directors: P.W. Simon & Artii Smith

Release date: 2016

Contains spoilers

The Lilin were a form of Jewish demon that became tied into the Lilith myth and are known as the offspring of Lilith and Samael, they are more often called Lilim. So, having said that it is clear that, with this film, we are looking at the Lilith mythology as a basis for the story.

We are also in the world of found footage again. Though, as the main characters are a group of camera wearing Investigative journalists called “W.H.I.S.T.L.E.”, an anacronym for the cumbersome “We Hear In Silence The Lies Everywhere”, the pov style feels more natural than in some films.

interview

The film starts with interviews with various women who have had a man vanish (be it boyfriend, husband, son etc.) They are all being interviewed by de facto leader of the crew Vanessa (Maxine Goynes) and little breadcrumb clues start to emerge, be it sexual websites (on a son’s computer) or finding a strange business card. It also seems that the police are uninterested in the disappearances. Wolf (Martin Sensmeier) goes to see someone about the card and discovers the symbol on it is tied to a brothel (or perhaps a chain of them). Vanessa also suggests that the symbol is tied to organ trafficking.

Brent King as Danny

Vanessa contacts their boss, Ron, through a secure link via laptop. Just to stop here a moment, the professional image developed by them having corporate logoed laptops and state of the art camera equipment is then undermined by the actions of the crew who seem more your standard horror frat boys than serious investigators. Nevertheless Ron gives the green light on the next stage of the investigation after ascertaining that Vanessa is ok to go ahead, given what happened to her father and brother – this is not returned to and later Vanessa says she has no siblings but wishes she had (rather than suggest she lost one). Given the primary role Vanessa plays one would have wanted more exploration of this and clear consistency in the dialogue…

fitting the pendant camera

So the rest of the crew are made up of tech guy Danny (Brent King) and new hire Art (Artii Smith), who Danny seems to be giving a hard time to, Thomas (Alberto Barros Jr.), and the driver of their mobile HQ RV Nate (Stephen Heard). They intend to infiltrate the brothel with Wolf (wearing glasses with a camera built in) and Thomas (with a chest mounted hidden camera) posing as customers and Vanessa gaining entrance as a distraught woman (and wearing a pendant with a camera). However, Nate’s GPS keeps dropping – then he hits something.

meeting Madam Plu

They exit the RV (which is apparently disabled in the crash) and a man, Cabal (James Wellington, Buffy the Vampire Slayer), is stood there. He suggests he thought they were stopping to pick him up, there is blood and fur (they hope, rather than hair) on the front grill of the RV but no sign of what they hit and no phone signal to phone roadside assistance. Cabal offers to take them to a nearby building with a land line (if they then give him a ride). Thomas and Art go with him (and soon Thomas’ camera is out of signal range) and when they don’t return the rest (bar Nate) go after them. They find the building, the brothel they were looking for, and Thomas has a couple of ladies with him and a drink, whilst Art is with another lady. They meet the mistress Madam Plu (Melinda Miamor).

bite marks on neck

So, we then get a mix of voodoo – Plu is from New Orleans and Vanessa Baton Rouge and, on hearing that Vanessa’s surname is Laveau, suggests she knew a Marie Laveau, which if she means *the* Marie Laveau puts Plu at a remarkable age (the historic Laveau died in 1881) – including zombified men, immaculate conception of Lilith and Samael’s children, and general peril for the crew. We get a couple of bites by women (who are the Lilin presumably) and on Wolf we see such a bite leaving two punctures in his neck. So, this is off into vampire territory. We also get some of the women there in bandages during a birthing ritual and they are named mummies in the credits. There is no clear lore offered though the line, “Wherever man hungers for flesh, there too Lilith shall repose.” is repeated.

split mouth

Indeed, later, we get to see briefly one of them split her mouth open in a computer-generated moment that actually looked quite good. Unfortunately, the found footage style – whilst logical as three are wearing cameras and Thomas has planted cameras in key locations – conspires with poor characterisation to hamstring the film. It also means that much is done off-camera, great for budget not so great for the viewer, and even when events happen on camera the frenetic nature of the filming tends to confuse the action. This would have been better properly filmed in third person and supplemented with point of view camera footage, but then again I’m not particularly a found footage fan.

blooded mouth

I’m not saying that this would have been the only thing they needed to do to improve the film, we needed more characterisation, more background and a clear view of what was happening (we can put the rough chops together but a clearer exposition would have been welcomed). None of the acting is necessarily poor, but nothing sparkles particularly (bar perhaps Melinda Miamor as Plu, who she infuses with a neat over-the-top style). This could have been so much better than it was and it is a shame. 4 out of 10 is generous, I think, but anything less feels churlish.

The imdb page is here.

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Friday, May 21, 2021

The Amityville Harvest – review


Director: Thomas J. Churchill

Release date: 2020

Contains spoilers


Where to start? Well, it isn’t an Amityville movie, not in how I know them (though I have to admit I have not stayed abreast of the various films). Rather it is a vampire film set in the town of Amityville. Probably so that it could play off the other franchise’s name.

It also is not a harvest. Harvest would suggest a deliberate gathering of the crops – as I’ll mention later, there doesn’t really have seemed to be a deliberate element to the events (on the vampire’s part) that said the plot is paper thin and full of holes, so maybe that was the intent?

rotten

We start at a funeral and the widow, Lana (Keavy Bradley), says farewell to her husband (Paul Logan, Way of the Vampire & Angel). She is warned that they are ready to move the casket and the mourners have left. She goes to the loo and then drops her phone in the bowl (superfluous way of removing a communications device when later we discover that no phones work and also she doesn’t try it anyway). Trying to leave the house, she discovers she is locked in. She bangs on the window but no-one hears her and then she sees herself getting in the car (this vampire loves illusions). She sees the funeral director (and vampire), Vincent Miller (Kyle Lowder), on the stairs. “Stay with me forever” she hears as her dead husband appears and comes at her, his face becoming rotten.

the house

So, Christina (Sadie Katz) – ably assisted by her sister Nancy (Alexa Pellerin) – is a news anchor who is doing a segment called “my civil war”. The logic may be entirely American, but I’d have thought you couldn’t do such a segment with that name as no-one is alive to interview… Rather she is interviewing family members and they have a call back from Vincent Miller (who actually was alive, though they don’t know that). So they pull a crew together with Scratch (Michael Cervantes) on sound and Janet (Johanna Rae, Lilitu) makeup. She brings in a lighting guy she’s never worked with before, Cosmo (Brandon Alan Smith), and he brings still photographer Lexi (Eva Ceja) and assistant Ottis (George W. Scott).

zombies

Now, Cosmo isn’t exactly straight with Christina – he and Lexi are actually hunting for a missing person… Lana. This is their excuse to get into the house and the funeral home next door (and, of course, an outrageous coincidence that Christina picks a random crew member with ulterior motives). They have dinner after they arrive and are shown round. Ottis, who refused to toast the civil war, goes out for a smoke and hears a voice telling him to leave. Then a couple of figures in confederate uniform march before him, eventually showing their rotten faces and then bayoneting him. Cosmo has come out to look for him and cannot see him murdered right in front of him. A comment by Vincent later suggests that these are actually soldiers cursed to protect his gold (taken as payment to assassinate Lincoln) and the credits call them zombies.

fangs

We then have the crew plagued during the night be it with illusions or dreams, sleep through the day and then over the course of the next night (around a three-hour interview) get picked off. Now Vincent blames Cosmo for getting the innocent crew members killed, indicating he is acting because of the uninvited snooping through his house – similarly he killed a goth couple who broke in before they arrived. This is not a harvest, however, but opportunistic killing dressed up as necessity. However it is also disingenuous – three hours of interview and they discover they have an empty chair on video and no sound… the vampire cannot be recorded (and he knew it too), so why invite them? It makes no sense, especially as there will be a paper trail straight to him. I would say it must mean he aimed to kill them (so maybe a harvest all along) but it makes no logical sense.

that just annoyed him

Why turn the goth woman who broke in? Why suddenly decide to turn your aged assistant during these events rather than wait a day? Why is Lana still alive apparently? We get a strange guy (the mortuary assistant who might be a ghoul of some sort) going around with a weird gait and smacking folks with a mallet. We have a confederate vampire who was part of the Lincoln kidnap plot and, when that didn’t work out, encouraged Booth to assassinate Lincoln, knowing he’d be caught, and stealing the gold – who now just wants the real story to be heard. The film just doesn’t hold together plot wise because the real plot is 'vampire kills people, sometimes toys with them' and that is it.

tendrils

Lore-wise he was human through the civil war and turned afterwards, he says that holy objects don’t affect him (he was brought up Catholic), he quite likes garlic and a stake to the heart hurts but is not fatal. He is masterful at illusions; become others, making people see things and summoning a bar (ala the Shining). The weirdest touch was the shadowy tendrils he was able to project out of himself (and send out independently from him also). Vampires and shadows are, of course, a known trope area but these things seemed invisible to others (at the dinner table no one notices) but also cast a shadow themselves. Their function was not explained.

It is the incoherent plot and flat 2D characters that really kills this off. We needed more investment and had none. This wasn’t very good I’m afraid 2.5 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

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Wednesday, May 19, 2021

Use of Tropes: The Retreat


The Retreat is a 2020 film that was directed by Bruce Wemple and is a film that concerns itself with the wendigo. However, there can be some overlap between wendigo and vampire and this uses a trope from the vampire genre very knowingly. It is also a film that plays with psychosis and insanity and whilst I felt that it did so very well, I could understand why some would dislike that aspect as it disjointedly bounces through perceived realities.

That sense of altered perceptions starts from the get go when we see Gus (Grant Schumacher) in the woods, seeming quite desperate, and then the voice of a psychiatrist (Peter Stray) cuts in, asking where he thinks he is and then moving to him and best friend Adam (Dylan Grunn) driving into the Adirondack High Peaks.

Rick Montgomery Jr. as Marty

Adam is getting married in two weeks and his bachelor party is him and Gus doing four days of winter hiking. Their base, before the hike, is an air bnb run by Marty (Rick Montgomery Jr.), who knows about the wedding and has got beers in. Also staying that night is another hiker, Ryan (Chris Cimperman), a heavy drug user who is looking to take an oft-untravelled route. Marty has several pictures in the house of the wendigo, in the antlered guise and when I said the use of tropes was very knowing it is within this scene that it is spelt out.

picture

Gus asks about the pictures and Marty explains that they are the wendigo and it is worth reproducing his dialogue. “The Native Americans, they have a legend that it protects the forest, but for the most part, it’s a monster…” “Well, it can take the form of say, a… a vampire-beast thingy. You know, hunt by the sound or the scent of blood, or it can come in the form of a… a spirit. It possesses a human and makes them a monster.” So, this is the primary trope, hunting for blood through the scent of blood. The spirit aspect leads us towards a form of vampiric possession therefore.

hiking

Marty goes on to say that it “Preys on the most selfish… the most corruptible.” So the guys start off whilst still dark (which makes Adam’s concern about reaching the lean-to where they will spend the next night whilst there is still light a tad alarmist, given he wasn’t concerned about losing direction in the dark when they set out). Gus is uncomfortable and there are shinning eyes in the dark but it is that first night when he suggests they drink hallucinogenic tea (that Ryan gave him) where things go wrong.

wendigo hunting

Adam had a sip, but Gus chugged the rest and, in the night, thinks he hears something. He leaves the lean-to in order that he might investigate and finds himself facing a wendigo. Now there are two types we see – one, the antlered kind, is always in the distance, watching and manipulating (we hear later that they like to psychologically play with their victims) and others like this, humanoid – perhaps previous victims turned? Gus gets a knife and manages to stab the beast as it pins him down but, in the light of day, Adam is missing and he eventually finds him stabbed and dead.

cannibalism

Gus loses it and the film is his story. We discover, through flashback, that he is selfish and petty – resenting Adam’s relationship for the way it impinges on their friendship. He buries the body in the snow but it then seems to follow him. There are moments when he is found and rescued, moments where Adam is alive, moments where his reflection speaks to him and moments back in civilisation. All this might be a result of the hallucinogen, it might be his guilt or it might be the wendigo torturing him. The idea that they hunt by the scent of blood is specifically returned to as a plot device and there is a moment of cannibalism.

horned wendigo in the trees

Is it a vampire film? No, whilst there can be crossover these are monsters (in reality or of the mind we are not sure) and the humanoid (or ex-human) ones seem animalistic in their actions (almost like hunting dogs), whilst the antlered one seems more like a malevolent forest spirit. However, the invoking of vampires in the dialogue, laying out the trope of the hunt for blood, makes this of genre interest certainly.

The imdb page is here.

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Monday, May 17, 2021

Short Film: Boo


Directed by Rakefet Abergel, released in 2019 and coming in at the 15-minute mark, I actually caught this on a broadcast of short films arranged by the London Horror Society, so thank you to them for the event.

In the LHS broadcast they deliberately said little about the short, so as to lead you to the twist – the fact that I am featuring the short does give said twist away (clearly it is about a vampire) but it is actually a joy getting to it.

bloodied hand

So, the film starts with Jared (True Blood & Midnight, Texas) in his car. He is messaging Devi (Rakefet Abergel) – whom he affectionately calls Boo – to tell her that he has arrived to pick her up when her bloodied hand bangs the window to be let in. Ignoring his concern, she tells him to drive.

the seven-year chip

The film then goes back and sees Devi leaving her 12-steps programme and smoking with fellow attendees Ava (Parisa Fitz-Henley, also Midnight, Texas) and Grace (Laura Wiggins). Devi has achieved a seven-year chip and the conversation takes on a different meaning if you know the twist. They eventually have to leave, Devi assuring her that she will be fine as she waits for Jared.

Rakefet Abergel as Devi

She walks deeper into the car park, standing by the one car, but it is occupied by Chris (Michael Villar). He has been drinking, his hand cut and wrapped in a dirty rag. He gets out of the car and offers Devi a drink from his hip flask, suggests she clearly likes to party and when she tells him to back away he becomes abusive, aggressive and tries to assault her – pushing her into the car and we loop then to the opening as Jared arrives…

Ava and Grace

Of course, the twist is spoilt as I say, but the question is has Devi fallen from the wagon and, if so, how far will she fall? This is a neat little short and the film plays a nice addiction-double-entendre, where things seen and mean something else when you know the twist and the moment of the offered hip flask neatly containing two meanings.

The imdb page is here.

BOO - A Short Horror Film by Rakefet Abergel from Rakefet Abergel on Vimeo.

Saturday, May 15, 2021

Waiting for Dracula – review


Directors: Domiziano Arcangeli & Steve Oakley 

 Release date: 2012

Contains spoilers

Part filmed in low-budget filmmaker David DeCoteau’s house (or so it appeared to be), which he himself used as the set for films such as 1313: Boy Crazies and Immortal Kiss: Queen of the Night, this has the distinction of having less story than one of the householder’s films and yet there was an element to this that was both savvy and did bring to mind a later film… I’ll get to that.

One of the directors, Steve Oakley, is apparently involved in reality shows and so the fact that an aspect of that is inserted into the film is not surprising.

Baptiste introduces himself

So the opening shot has no real establishing and we cut in abruptly, as though part way through the film... a woman stands before a man, they are outside (and near a hot tub that we don’t see) and she removes her robe. They laugh, hoping that the new owner lets them use the hot tub like the old one did – he died during sex with her after taking Viagra. A man, Baptiste (Kerr Lordygan), comes over, he isn’t the new owner rather he works for Renfield (Domiziano Arcangeli, Brides of Sodom). He asks if they are there for the vampire Halloween party and tells them he’ll get them goth clothes.

bath scene

After Renfield pulls up to see how things are going we meet a couple of male vampires who are dressed in black and whose purpose in film seems to be to have an in bathroom/in bath sex scene. There is some dialogue suggesting they are 300 years old each and have the same maker. On that scene we can clearly see one of them reflected in a mirror – error or deliberate lore… who knows? We also get a goth girl coming on to Baptiste and he complaining that she is objectifying him. It is a neat gender turnaround but goes nowhere.

Brian Graham as Drack

Elsewhere Renfield (the man with an endless supply of drugs) has rented a space for Drack (Brian Graham). In the scenes around this we get reality TV talking head moments with characters talking straight to camera. Drack explains, in one of these, that Van Helsing (Alexander von Roon) killed most of his clan but he is going to make a new collection of 'vampiress brides' and take LA. They have set up a pay-per-view website and Megan (Manori Chakra) is hunting the new recruits. This side of the film reminded me, in some respects, of Dracula is not Dead and kudos must be given for this film displaying an early savvy insight into tying vampires and digital exploitation together, along with the rudimentary ‘talking head’ moments. However, this film was very limited in what they did with it and had none of the classy photography of the later film.

broadcast turning

The scenes ran a little like this. The first woman Megan brings back is Natasha (Mila Musiyenko), she uses some of Renfield’s drugs, strips and then we see her bound by her wrists and Drack feeds from her and turns her – this is ostensibly live on camera. Megan has gone to find another (and Natasha joins her at the exact location used for their meeting, and used for every encounter) they bring back the next and this time (and each subsequent time) it is naked vampire women feeding from and turning the naked, bound victim. There is no variation or real story element beyond this – though we do hear that the views online are impressively high and people are paying through the nose for the live-feeds.

turning

At the party (alleged party anyway, a sense of a party is never offered) we essentially (after a softcore shot threesome between three vampires) simply get a vampire (or two) meeting a human guest, drugs offered and then a bite. Sometimes there is a reciprocal offer of blood to turn the victim, sometimes not. We also hear that the vampires are waiting for Dracula (hence the name of the film). Van Helsing comes into this late into the film, hiring an assistant, Michelle (Dawna Lee Heising) whose mother was killed by Dracula. We are told the vampires must be staked and then squirted with holy water (from a water gun). The hunters attack the party but we see very little and it is hardly a finale.

bloodied

So that’s the film – not brilliantly photographed with an excuse for various bite scenes and little story. There was the exploitation of the digital, which was interesting for when it was made, but little else to make this one you’d seek out. That said, there was a sense of fun in some of the scenes, or a sense that the filmmakers and cast were having fun, at the very least. 2.5 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

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Thursday, May 13, 2021

Vamp or Not? Breeder


This is a 2020 Danish film directed by Jens Dahl and I suppose it sits within the Torture Porn sub-genre (kind of, as I’ll discuss it pulls short) and then veers off into revenge territory. However, there is a central premise around defying aging that made my friend Leila wonder if I had seen it and whether I thought it might be classifiable as Vamp. That, you will see, became a slightly tricky answer to find.

The film starts with a woman, Mia (Sara Hjort Ditlevsen), riding her horse in an indoor school. Her voice-over says that whilst she has never liked dogs, she has always loved horses. She waxes lyrical about horse and rider becoming as one. It is intimated later that she is an Olympic level dressage rider. Home, she goes to the bedroom but her husband, Thomas (Anders Heinrichsen), is sleeping and roles away when kissed. She ends up on his computer (using his log-in) and sees he has had a mail from Dr. Isabel Ruben (Signe Egholm Olsen) which contains a picture of what looks like branded flesh (the brand reading 14k) – you’d think that the alarm bells would be going?

Anders Heinrichsen as Thomas

Thomas is a financial trader. He watches a programme where Isabel is interviewed. She is talking about an anti-aging technique her company has developed that “extends the telomeres and lowers the c-reactive proteins” (telomeres, and shortening thereof, are associated with aging, c-reactive protein is produced during infection/inflammation). She admits that the technique currently only yields results for men and calls aging a disease.

Isabel and Thomas

Mia is getting home from jogging when she sees Nika (Eeva Putro) struggle to pick up dropped groceries and hold a baby, so offers to hold the child. Just then Isabel arrives and quickly ascertains that the young woman is an au pair, is Russian and snags her hair with a ring – managing to take a sample. Isabel meets Thomas and it is clear he is arranging the financing for her company – he is upset that they she has gone public so soon – she remains cavalier.

Thomas and Mia

Before she leaves, she and Mia speak, it is clear that Mia wants a baby but her and Thomas' love life is problematic. Isabel suggests showing him what he might have and then refusing it might produce the desired effect. So Mia gets dolled up but then shows Thomas a picture of another man and asks whether he thinks him good looking. He is a prospective sponsor (of her equestrian exploits) and she is off out to meet with him. A good dose of jealousy gets Thomas amorous, but he seems quite rough and violent... However, he suddenly stops, unwilling to continue. Mia takes herself away, puts on riding boots and kneels, digging a spur into her thigh as she masturbates. It seems she is a masochist and he is likely a sadist – yet the husband and wife do not recognise each others’ kink, it seems.

Mia comforts Nika

Meanwhile Nika has gone out. A man, the Dog (Morten Holst, Heartless), bumps into her, grabs and drugs her and pulls her into a van driven by the Swine (Jens Andersen). The woman vomits and the Dog decides to brand her there and then, rather than waiting to get to their destination. Later she manages to get out of the van unseen when they reach a road closure. However rather than go back to the family she works for, she bangs at Mia and Thomas’ door. Thomas stops Mia contacting the authorities by insisting he'll drive Nika to the hospital himself – and then takes her to Isabel instead. Mia sees his car parked away from the hospital, on a “where’s my phone” app, and goes after them, sneaking into the old factory that is Isabel’s base of operations and straight into trouble.

a victim

So the Dog and the Swine are both misogynistic sadists employed by Isabel for that very reason. She is already selling her technique to very rich men and this involves finding women who are a DNA match for the client and impregnating them with the client’s sperm as the anti-aging material comes from the baby. She has Thomas under control by the promise of money, the lie that the women are volunteers and by making him think he murdered 14k, or Elly (Oksana Kniazeva). She does reveal that she thinks she can replicate the technique for female clients by injecting the victim’s egg with client DNA – it seems Mia comes up as a match for Isabel herself.

Morten Holst as the Dog

Now I mentioned around the Torture Porn aspect and the film does position itself there, with the two sadists (actually mainly the Dog) torturing their wards (even the pregnant ones). However, these scenes are nowhere nearly as harrowing as they might have been and it really did seem the filmmakers pulled their punches. Don’t get me wrong, they are still unpleasant but nothing next to some of the more notorious films in that genre. There was the potential for the film to take a direction with Mia, who disliked dogs and is a masochist, developing a Stockholm Syndrome with regard sadist the Dog – this was not capitalised on. By the end of the film the victims get loose and (despite one having developed such a Stockholm Syndrome, showing that the Mia variant of this may have been considered) extract their revenge. But is it Vamp?

marker shows where to cut

Well, this is exploiting people (mothers and their children) to reverse aging in men – that gender aspect is hammered home. The babies are allowed to come to term, be born and are then taken. However, we don’t know what they do with them – we see a child born, marks made along its back (for incision points as a scalpel is brought to bear, no anaesthetic applied, but the procedure is interrupted by the escaped victims) but we neither see nor are told what they then extract and do with it. We do see a bin-full of infant corpses, so the infant victims do die, probably due to the surgery or possibly out of convenience for the perpetrators. It is that lack of communication from the narrative that gives me pause… What is being used? Perhaps they couldn’t work out a narrative explanation that sounded vaguely plausible. Isabel has developed other techniques before this, including a smoothie (and she is around two decades older than she looks). That said, the devouring of children for youth (in any which way) is pretty darn vampiric.

the victims are degraded

In truth the actual vampire of this is capitalism and the pursuit of money. It is money that primarily seduces Thomas and binds him to this morally black project (with fear of arrest and perhaps just a little guilt used in case he wavers). It is the invisible, powerful, rich men who have benefited, again personifying the capitalist ideology. Isabel herself might have looked to (and nearly succeeded in) treating herself but, this aside, her primary gain is money. If we think to Eat Locals the thing that is able to buy authority (in the form of the soldiers) and prey on the vampires is the cosmetic industry looking to develop an anti-aging product from the vampires that they can sell and Dracula himself bleeds “a bundle of bank notes and a stream of gold” when his coat is cut by Harker.

Sara Hjort Ditlevsen as Mia

All told the technique used for anti-aging (whilst not very well explained) is vampiric in nature. The film itself is too Torture Porn for those who dislike the sub-genre, and pulls its punches too much for those who like that sort of thing. The film is steeped in misogyny but the revenge aspect and final denouement are not enough to counterbalance. Ultimately, the film will be disturbing for some viewers because of the subject matter rather than the skills of the filmmakers.

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On Blu-ray @ Amazon UK