Thursday, October 31, 2013
Vampires: Romance to Rippers; an Anthology of Risqué Stories Volume 1 – review
Contains spoilers
The Blurb: Vampires! Glimpse into the steamy worlds of burning desire, and hot sex, where blood and lust collide. Explore some of the sexiest vampires to exist on this side of the grave. Essays, excerpts, and short stories from award winning authors Charity Parkerson, Kurt Kamm, Bertena Varney and more that will make you blush, satisfy your most carnal urges, and have you begging for more from the sexiest creatures of the night. Including a bonus story from BellaDonna Drakul that is sure to scare the pants off of you.
The Review: This is the erotica companion volume to the anthology of almost the same name and I want, unfortunately, to start with a critique of the introduction by Bertina Varney as, unfortunately, it was filled with aspects that I felt were inaccurate, misinterpreted or I simply did not agree with.
Varney uses the introduction to try and analyse the rise in vampire erotica and decides that a primary point was the fact that women write modern vampire erotica whereas the 19th century writers tended to be male. She cites a misogyny in the early vampire literature, which whilst it was there, was not in all influential 19th century literature. She begins with Varney the Vampire suggesting it was written by Prest when it is mostly agreed that Rymer was the primary author, indeed Curt Herr offers an authoritative argument for Rymer’s penning of the series. However, beyond the authorship (almost a trivial matter), she quotes the very famous opening feeding scene – where Varney feeds on Flora Bannerworth – and suggests that it is a rape scene. It clearly isn’t, there isn’t even a sub-text with which to argue that – the scene is simply a vampire feeding; no more, no less.
She then turns her attentions to Dracula and I do agree with her that the staking of Lucy is essentially a gang rape – I have argued much the same myself – but Lucy is a much maligned character done great disservice by both filmmakers and authors, and that tradition is carried on here by calling her promiscuous and suggesting that she “juggles three male suitors”. She, of course, does nothing of the sort – rather she receives three proposals in a day and physically cries at the pain she causes as she turns down the first two and steadfastly waits for the third proposal from the man she actually loves.
One problem I had with the argument was the fact that other 19th century literature was ignored, perhaps because it did not fit in with the theory. Some is obscure, for instance as early as 1825 Etienne-Léon de Lamothe-Langon's novel The Vampire or The Hungarian Virgin had a female vampire who symbolised divine wrath, punishing the man who wronged her (thus avenging for misogyny suffered) and, in a more mainstream way, the erotic aspects of Carmilla occur between two women and whilst misogyny may be read into the authoritative actions of the father (and father figures) the erotica is sapphic in nature, including a thinly veiled description of an orgasm.
I think what mainly exasperated me about the introduction was the perception that vampires are now erotic exclusively because of female writers. Certainly there are many female authors who write vampire erotica (and paranormal romance) but there are male writers also. Nor is the subject matter/sub-genre the province of the female heterosexual; there are volumes of vampire erotica designed for straight and gay men as well as straight and gay women (and all points in between). In short I felt there was too narrow a view.
Unfortunately I have spent a long time critiquing the introduction – and will add that I did not have such thoughts with regards Bertina Varney’s introduction to the companion anthology, which did a sterling job. The volume then moves to an essay by the first author, J.B. Stilwell. I actually thought this would have made a better introduction and found it delightfully insightful. Not so much Stilwell’s next entry into the volume, an excerpt entitled “Hot Dark Comfort”. Not that there was anything intrinsically wrong with it but it was exactly the same excerpt that was published in the companion anthology with an added sex scene. Given that the two anthologies are related I thought that a unique piece would have been more appropriate.
You will see from the blurb that it mentions a bonus story by BellaDonna Drakul that would “scare the pants of you”. I was very much taken with the story submitted in the companion anthology by Drakul and again found myself enthralled by her prose, as she weaved a fascinating tale of a vampire artist and his macabre method of creating his masterpieces. It was not erotic (I suppose it helps fulfil the ripper aspect of the main title) but it was certainly evocative and, for me, was the highlight of the volume.
Some of the stories were more erotic than others, and the word “cooch”, used in one story, must list as the most un-erotic noun used to describe the female genitalia ever. “The Making of Marea” by Scarlette D’Noire was a tale of being turned and was, perhaps, less erotic but it was certainly interesting – especially around the power plays described – and I would very much like to read more of the story. Conversely Emily Walker’s “One Night with the Vampire” was excellently written as a piece of erotica but the story was a tad flimsy. I specifically want to mention Cinsearea S’ story “Love You to Death” as the author eschewed the “hunk” trope and used an emaciated corpse to excellent and sensuous effect.
The overall volume was smaller than the companion piece but, that said, none of the stories were actually poor and the prose was more consistently solid. Worth reading, especially for BellaDonna Drakul’s story. 6.5 out of 10.
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Monday, October 28, 2013
My Stepbrother is a Vampire!?! – review
Release date: 2013
Contains spoilers
And when I say spoilers I mean a massive one as I feel it necessary to spoil the one burning question in the film, which is “Is Victor (Jud Birza) – the stepbrother of the title – a vampire?” Stay tuned for that one, my friends.
But before that we have to consider the bizarre fact that David DeCoteau has directed a family movie… I’ll let you cogitate over that for a moment. So, is the fact that there is no room for his normal lingering on underpants wearing young men with washboard stomachs enough to improve this above his normal output? Not really.
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| Dee Wallace narrates the cat |
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| love is in the air |
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| Jud Birza as Victor |
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| The V Club |
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| putting pics up |
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| fangs appear once |
The problem is, it tries to be knowing but the knowing aspect is lost against the juvenile air and in the fact that it doesn’t know half as much as it lets on. 2 out of 10.
The imdb page is here.
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Saturday, October 26, 2013
Honourable Mentions: Shadow People
You will be aware that in much of the early reports of the 18th century vampire panics that people reported visitations and invariably reported being strangled rather than being bitten. The assumption around the vampire drinking blood probably came from the discovery of “fresh blood” in the mouths, organs and coffins of suspected vampires. As such the vampire is like the mare, which gave its name to “nightmare”.
| Fuseli the Nightmare |
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| shadow... |
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| Teng scared |
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| Dallas Roberts as Charlie Crow |
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| Jonathan Baron as Jeff |
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| fangs |
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| in the TV |
The imdb page is here.
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Thursday, October 24, 2013
Embrace of the Vampire (2013) – review
Release date: 2013
Contains spoilers
The original Embrace of the Vampire was a rather disappointing film, known more for offering sight of Alyssa Milano’s boobs than for its vampiric content. Thus this remake did not have a lot to live up to.
In many respects, however, this is not really a remake. Other than the fact that it follows a sexually inactive/repressed girl called Charlotte (Sharon Hinnendael) attending college and drawing the interest of a vampire (and having a quick lesbian encounter). Other than that the background, lore and plotting are all new.
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| Sorina attacks |
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| Sharon Hinnendael as Charlotte |
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| sleepwalking aftermath |
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| job interview |
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| revealing the inner monster |
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| blood shower |
The imdb page is here.
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Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Phobia – review
Release date: 2013
Contains spoilers
Vampirism and hypnotism are casual bedfellows. Of course the concept of the vampire’s eye mojo is well established but by hypnotism I am more referring to pendulum swinging mesmerism. We need look no further than Dracula. Famously Van Helsing hypnotises Mina so that he can use her connection to the Count to try and track him as he bolts back to his homeland. However the book also mention Charcot – a pioneer of hypnosis – and indeed the reference (and the fact that he is mentioned posthumously) is sometimes used to date the story. Charcot is a character in this film, played by Michael Crabtree.
Hypnotism is used in films such as Blood of Dracula and the Bloodthirsty Doll to create the vampire. In this it is used to try and cure phobias but one man fears that he is cursed to be a vampire…
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| Erica Leerhsen as Lesley |
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| by Freud's beard, that's fake |
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| Chase Ryan Jeffery as Val |
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| a victim |
This was a brave movie. I can’t reveal the vampire as it will spoil the whodunit aspect of the film, but ultimately it struggled (unfortunately even more than I struggled to keep my face straight when faced with Freud’s beard). 5 out of 10.
The imdb page is here.
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Sunday, October 20, 2013
Vampires: Romance to Rippers; an Anthology of Tasty Stories Volume 1 – review
Contains spoilers
The Blurb: Vampires!
Sixteen authors give you a glimpse into the dark worlds of lost love, murderous rage, and undeniable sex appeal where deadly quests and blood lust spanning centuries of time reign supreme.
Explore some of the most unique vampires to exist on this side of the grave. Essays, excerpts, and short stories from award winning authors Karen Dales, Kurt Kamm, Bertena Varney and more. They will entertain you, thrill you, and bewilder you as they reveal the dark secrets of the most beloved creatures of the night, including eleven times bestselling author Terri Reid creator of the Mary O’Reilly Series.
So, which will it be: the romantic vampire, the revenant vampire, the elemental, the fanged vampire, or the mythological female vampire? Begin reading and find out!
The Review: Anthologies are a strange beast. In many respects we have grown past the anthology subject being simply “vampires” but, because of the breadth of the genre, we have now a market for anthologies that look at an aspect of vampirism.
Vampires: Romance to Rippers tries to step beyond this by presenting vampire stories from a spectrum, from the romantic to the violent, and this is an interesting take. However just the spectrum choice might leave some readers cold at one end of the spectrum and others cold at the opposite end – though it may also serve to broaden the tastes and experience of other readers.
What left me, personally, slightly cold was the inclusion of a lot of excerpts from larger works. Don’t get me wrong, I have submitted an excerpt for publication myself, before now, and in this volume there was one particularly excellent one I’d like to point out later in the review. However, the trouble with excerpts is that you often feel that you are in a larger story (which, of course you are) and so you get less of the self-contained exciting vignette that, to me, showcases the skill of the short story writer. However, this anthology contains some well received stories (by me) but also some poorer ones and I will touch on one or two of each.
Unfortunately the anthology began with probably the two stories that left me coldest. Karen Dales The Guest had the interesting setting of a Buddhist temple but really did feel like it was just a smaller part of a greater whole. The story seemed to want to build a mood rather than tell an interesting tale and, on a personal taste level, I didn’t like her prose.
This was followed by two pieces by Elita Daniels. Her essay about why she enjoys reading and writing about vampires was, I felt, out of place and – frankly – somewhat patronising as she kept repeating phrases such as “what’s not to love” and “who wouldn’t want a piece.” It felt like I was being told why I should like vampires, rather than her explaining why she did, and the essay had a feel of a blog article more than anything. There was nothing intrinsically wrong with the prose in her excerpt from her Guardian series, but it was probably at the most romantic end of the spectrum and her vampires were (almost literally) defanged – a strange move from someone who enjoys writing about vampires to try and make them as human normal as possible. There was mention of institutions that newly turned vampires were taken to, though I do not know if her series expands on this as a focal piece. I feel she has a whole story there, a story of despair and pain set within that small stage, with the vampire as the victim, without the paranormal romance stuff getting in the way.
On the other side of the coin the excerpt by Kurt Kamm from his Code Blood was stunning and is the excerpt I mentioned earlier. Excellent prose introduced a (not supernatural) character who was disturbing and fascinating at the same time. Markus is an albino with a love of the macabre and, as we meet him, he has just made off with a woman’s severed foot from the scene of an accident. The excerpt was so good that I stopped reading (I was on a train at the time) whipped out my smart phone and ordered the full novel.
I was very taken with BellaDonna Drakul’s “Forgotten immortal”, a tale in which hallucinatory narcotics leads Benedikt Emory on a quest to resurrect a dead vampire, whose essence has spoken to him during a vivid trip. The story was neatly self-contained, had the kick in the tale that gives a short purpose and the evocative prose painted a German Expressionist landscape in my imagination.
Touched the Sun was another excerpt, this time by Laura Enright. Though an excerpt, her full book – To Touch the Sun – takes place in modern Chicago (so her author’s note informed). This is a flashback to a turning and is set in the trenches of the First World War. The setting was nice, not totally unique as it is a setting that Baltimore extensively used, but if there was some familiarity in the setting and the imagery of the vampires scavenging across No Man’s Land, that was where it ended and this was its own beast. I liked the idea of the mix of feral and sentient vampires in this.
So, all in all, a pleasing enough anthology the perhaps straddles a spectrum a little too broad in such a vast genre. I would perhaps have fewer excerpts and there are, as mentioned, a couple of entries that are weaker than others (though that has much to do with taste). However it is certainly worth your time. 6.5 out of 10.
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Friday, October 18, 2013
Guest Blog: American Vampire Vol. 2 - review
Writer: Scott Snyder
Artists: Rafael Albuquerque & Mateus Santoluoco
Release date 2011
The Blurb: Las Vegas, Nevada, 1936. Its days of glitz and glamour are still far off in the future. But with gambling, whoring and violent crime its chief economic activities, this rough and tumble town is already earning its “Sin City” moniker. And Cash McCogan, Vegas' tough-as-nails police chief, is out to clean it up – even if it means taking on the filthy rich consortium that's building the astonishing Hoover Dam just miles away.
There's just one problem: The Colorado River isn't the only thing near Vegas that's been “damned”.
First and deadliest of his breed, American vampire Skinner Sweet has set up shop in Sin City. It's his kind of town, a place where any thirst can be quenched for a price. But he's not the only vampire who wants to sink his teeth into Vegas. An all-out war is about to break out between some of the oldest and deadliest vamps in the world – along with a shadowy society dedicated to taking them all down for good.
When the dust settles, who will be left alive (or undead) to stake their claim?
The Review: Regular readers of Taliesin's blog will be aware he reviewed Volume 1 in this series some time back, but as yet hadn't obtained a copy of Volume 2. Thus it falls to me to further expand on the world and adventures of Skinner Sweet.
Taliesin referred to the “blocky” artwork in Volume 1 that he didn't particularly enjoy. Having not yet read that I unfortunately can't compare and contrast. I felt the artwork was easy to follow, possibly due to the introduction of Mateus Santoluoco as artist alongside Rafael. However, enough of that and on with the story.
Skinner Sweet is now in Vegas and running many of the seedier elements of a town not yet notorious, serving up women and gambling for the men involved in the building of the Hoover Dam. This, of course, brings him to the attention of police chief Cash McCogan. Cash finds himself being forced to work with 2 FBI agents, Jack Straw and Felicia Book to solve and prevent the murders of the 4 men in charge of the construction companies building the dam.
The storyline appears to follow elements of the first, in running 2 parallel stories, the other involving Pearl Jones from Volume 1, alongside said FBI agents.
We find out, as Cash does later during the ensuing mayhem, that they are actually agents from an order called the “Vassals of the Morning Star” and are out to destroy all vampires.
As I don't wish to spoil things too much for anyone who wishes to read it, all I will say is that Pearl “helps” the Vassals to discover that wood will not kill an American vampire, but she does disclose what will, which leads to a showdown between Old World vampires, an American vampire and a group out to kill all.
Anyone who read Volume 1 would do well to pick up Volume 2 and read what I feel is a welcome addition to the vampire in graphic novel form. There are twists and turns aplenty to keep the reader interested, and a preview of Volume 3, which I will be looking for as soon as possible.
I enjoyed this intensely and would happily give it 8 out of 10.
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Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Vampire Diaries – season 4 – review
First aired: 2012-2013
Contains spoilers
I’d said, when I watched Season 3 of this show, that it was losing me. This season it definitely lost me.
At its heart, if you like that sort of thing, I guess there is a show that might offer something but to me it felt like the creators of the show had plumb run out of ideas.
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| Elena feeds |
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| Kat Graham as Bonnie |
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| Silas in tomb |
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| Ian Somerhalder as Damon |
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| a hunter and magic tattoo |
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| perhaps the show needs a stake? |
The season's imdb page is here.
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Monday, October 14, 2013
Svatba Upírů – review
Release date: 1993
Contains spoilers
I had been left a comment on my review of Czech film Upír Z Feratu by Stuart Hample letting me know about Svatba Upírů – also known as the Vampire Wedding. At the time I found some subtitles online but could not track down the film (though I believe it has had a Czech DVD release).
A Czech friend of mine finally got me together with the film (the version I saw is from a TV broadcast I believe). I have to say that the fan made subtitles are rough and quite literal in places. As the film is somewhat of a comedy this is a little problematic but I have taken that into account. Indeed the comedy element (and the feel of the film generally) seemed to be comparable to the Fearless Vampire Killers - indeed at one point other vampires in the Carpathians are mentioned, as is their leader, one Count Polanski. This fits in with Stuart’s comment, which mentioned Polanski’s opus. The film is said to be based on the works of Sheridan Le Fanu but this is at a very vague level.
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| Rudolf Hrusinský as Richard Bancroft |
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| Olivie and Count Kronberg |
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| masquerade ball |
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| bite marks |
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| shot in coffin |
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| biting a foot |
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| smoking cross |
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| vampire dentures |
Very much worth hunting down, however. 7 out of 10.
The imdb page is here.
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Saturday, October 12, 2013
Frankenweenie – review
Release date: 2012
Contains spoilers
I have to admit that I had avoided Frankenweenie. Tim Burton had been a firm favourite director (and I still rate Ed Wood and Big Fish as two of the most marvellous films out there) but I have felt that later movies were somewhat off the boil. More so, however, was that I have the original live action Frankenweenie on DVD as an extra on The Nightmare Before Christmas and – to be frank – wondered what the point of the remake was without actually investigating it.
| Giant sea monkeys |
| Weird Girl and Mr Whiskers |
| retrieving Sparky |
| gerbil mummy |
| Mr Whisker's transformed |
| Dracula, Prince of Darkness |
| Staked |
That said, all the above does not make it a bad film, but does prevent it from being a great film. 6 out of 10.
The imdb page is here.
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