Thursday, October 27, 2011

Bram Stoker Film Festival

I’m travelling up to Whitby today, meeting with some good friends and attending the Bram Stoker Film Festival. Whilst I’m there the blog won’t be updated, however, if things go to plan I do intend to tweet about the films – so check my Twitter page.

See y’all next week.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

The Night Dracula Saved the World – review

Director: Bruce Bilson

Release date: 1979

Contains spoilers

There are times when a show is saved because you view it with rose tinted glasses. I am sure that the Night Dracula Saved the World would be one such show – it’s just a shame, therefore, that I never saw it when I was a kid and thus do not have the special colour filtered glasses.

It begins with Dracula (Judd Hirsch) waking up in his coffin. He scares Igor (Henry Gibson) who is watching TV. A news report comes on that suggests that Dracula has summoned all the leading monsters to his castle. The reporter then speculates that this might suggest that reports of Halloween's cancellation might be true. He further speculates that it is Dracula who wishes to cancel Halloween – a view that Dracula finds most offensive. We then cut to a family preparing for Halloween and they furnish us with some Halloween trivia.

the monsters
The monsters arrive and they include Warren the Werewolf (Jack Riley), the Frankenstein creature (John Schuck), the mummy (Robert Fitch), Zabaar the zombie (Josip Elic) and Winnie the witch (Mariette Hartley). Far from wanting to cancel Halloween, Dracula has called them because they are failing to be scary enough. The werewolf shaved his face and hands for a razor commercial and the Frankenstein creature likes to tap dance.

Mariette Hartley as Winnie
Having heard it all Winnie suddenly declares that she quits, she doesn’t want to be a witch anymore, she’s sick of being ugly. The problem is that Halloween cannot start until she flies her broom above the moon. No witch, no Halloween – it was her that started the rumours. She gives Dracula a list of demands – including joint leadership of the monster. When he refuses she leaves.

Judd Hirsch as Dracula
Dracula doesn’t want to let her escape, and so we get a slapstick chase scene, mostly centred on a corridor lined with doors and straight out of Scooby-Doo! She eventually gets away and – in crap bat form – Dracula gives chase. Unfortunately the sun foils any plan he might have had. The next night the monsters would have to go to the witch’s castle and somehow force her compliance.

Disco Dracula
The title is a misnomer – it is not the world but Halloween being saved and Dracula is not the one who saves it. The gags are okay but a little too slapstick for my taste and I don’t think the entire thing has aged that well – this is doubly so for the disco dancing Dracula scene. Kids, at the time, might have found it funny – I don’t know if that would be true today and for an adult (with no childhood investment in the show) it isn’t brilliant. Most of the monsters are wasted but the entire thing is rather short and so beefing their roles up would have been difficult.

Altogether 3.5 out of 10, though I hope I haven’t offended those with rose-tinted specks. The imdb page is here.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Honourable Mention: Halloweentown 2: Kalabar’s Revenge

This was the sequel to Halloweentown and was set a couple of years on, and indeed was released a few years after the first film, in 2001. This time Mary Lambert directed.

Like the first it began on Halloween, though this time around the Cromwell household was hosting a large Halloween party rather than avoiding Halloween altogether. Mum Gwen (Judith Hoag) and grandmother Aggie (Debbie Reynolds) were still bickering and eldest sibling Marnie (Kimberly J. Brown) was well in with her witch training. We do get a mortal (Jessica Lucas) dressed as a vampire at the party.

suddenly she's a real vampire
The crux of the film is that son of the enemy from film 1, who is called Kal (Daniel Kountz), seeks to avenge himself against the Cromwells and turn Halloweentown into a grey facsimile of the mortal world and introduce monsters into our realm. The spell to do the latter turns those at the high school Halloween party (which followed the Cromwell party) into the monsters they dress as and so our vampire from earlier becomes a real vampire (for all of a minute of screen time, if that).

Less vampire appearance than the first film, but still there. The imdb page is here.

Honourable Mention: Halloweentown High

This third instalment was from 2004 and was directed by Mark A.Z. Dippé. It followed on from the second film and the fact that Marnie opened the Halloweentown portal so that it worked all year round. The council of Halloweentown congratulate her and look to the proposal that some Halloweentown kids go to the mortal world on exchange. When there are reservations about this, Marnie bets the Cromwell magic that it will be successful.

This leads to a group of kids (in human suits) going to the high school and posing as Canadian exchange students. It also leads to the resurrection of the fear of a group of knights sworn to destroy monsters and protect the world from the denizens of halloweentown.

vampire
Now, if one of the students had been a vampire this might have warranted a review. In actuality there is even less vampire involvement in this than the other two films, hence the mention being tagged on after film #2. One of the council members is a vampire (Mowava Pryor) and we know this because of the fangs. The credits confirm it but she gets no real screen time and does nothing particularly vampiric.

The imdb page is here.

For information, the fourth film – Return to Halloweentown – had a different actress playing Marnie and no noticeable vampire element.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Vamp or Not? Hocus Pocus

Hocus Pocus was a Kenny Ortega film from 1993 and, as the name suggests, it was indeed a (Disney) film about witches.

So, why ‘Vamp or Not?’ Firstly because good friend of the blog Anthony Hogg suggested it as a subject worthy of a ‘Vamp or Not?’ Next, because both traditionally and in fiction the witch and the vampire have always been closely connected.

Some traditions have the witch (who might also be a living vampire) become a vampire on death. Also, I have certainly heard it argued that once society could no longer explicitly target women as scapegoats for their ills (and thus have them ‘tried’ and murdered for alleged witchcraft) then society turned its attention to corpses and made them the scapegoat (hence the vampire panics that occurred – at different times – on both sides of the Atlantic).

Binx peeks in
In this case, however, we are talking Disney witches and a film set in Salem. The film starts with Thackery Binx (Sean Murray) waking to discover that his sister, Emily (Jodie Rivera), has been lured from their home by Sarah Sanderson (Sarah Jessica Parker) the youngest of the hag like Sanderson sisters. He chases after his sister and finds their home. Winifred (Bette Middler) is making a potion that she, Sarah and their sister Mary (Kathy Najimy) will force Emily to drink.

sucking Emily's life
Binx interrupts things and is turned into an immortal cat for his trouble. However – in terms of ‘Vamp or Not?’ – it is the potion we must look to. It allows the sisters to drain off the life energy of Emily, killing her and causing them to become younger in the process. It is, indeed, a form of energy vampirism – albeit through an artificial medium but we allow that in many a film. The witches are caught and hung, but not before Winifred manages to utter a curse that will bring them back.

Max and Allison
In the present and Max (Omri Katz) has been moved to Salem by his parents. He is not a believer in the Sanderson story – as relayed at school – and not a fan of Halloween. He is, however, a fan of classmate Allison (Vinessa Shaw). It is Halloween and he is expected to take younger sister Dani (Thora Birch) trick or treating. They end up at Alison’s home and, on discovering that the Sanderson’s house was turned into a (now-abandoned) museum, he persuades Allison and Dani to go to the witches' house. In there is the ‘black flame candle’ a candle that, if lit by a virgin on a Halloween with full moon, will bring the sisters back. Virgin Max lights it.

weird sisters
The sisters have returned but, helped by Binx the cat – who can now talk – the kids manage to escape with Winifred’s spell book. The black flame candle has only brought them back for one night and they will die with the dawn – bringing in the familiar vampire sunlight trope. They can avoid it by draining the life from the town’s children and becoming immortal. But to do that they need the potion and the ingredient is in the spell book.

Sarah in the light of day
Being Disney there is a happy ending (and some cheesy smiles) so it won’t spoil things to say they get destroyed by the sun. However this occurs in two ways. For Mary and Sarah it is simply a quick light show and then a puff of coloured dust. Winifred however turns into a statue first and then explodes. Why? It isn’t clear but I suspect it is because she has fallen into the graveyard and the film also establishes the rule that witches cannot set foot on hallowed ground. Another piece of lore established is that a circle of salt will protect someone from the witches' spells.

Sarah on broom
The film is cheesy in parts but is lifted and carried, in a kid friendly way, by the performance of the three witches. Bette Midler is on particularly fine form as Winifred and the moment where she sings “I Put a Spell on You” to the town’s adults and leaves them locked in a St Vitus Dance is superb. Sarah Jessica Parker switched between (not too explicit) slattern and bizarrely mad woman with ease, putting a large dose of vamp into her character, and though Kathy Najimy has a less overtly over-the-top character than the other two she is nevertheless excellent as the witch with a nose for children and a vacuum cleaner replacing her broom.

Binx as a cat
Is it Vamp? Clearly it is about witches, first and foremost, but these are witches who drain life to remain young/become immortal. Thus they are Energy Vampires and, certainly, they cannot exist (in the present) without devouring lives. They also died and came back, making them undead. It was so stereotypically witchy that I wanted to suggest that the film just had a genre interest but, in truth, they are energy vampires as much as witches. Vamp.


The imdb page is here.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Honourable Mention: Halloweentown

Directed by Duwayne Dunham and released in 1998, this is a Disney Halloween film and with that I guess you know what you are going to get. Caring mother, Gwen (Judith Hoag), is a witch who has left Halloweentown (the place where the monsters live), married a mortal (who has now died) and is bringing up her kids in ignorance of their heritage.

Said kids are Dylan (Joey Zimmerman), Sophie (Emily Roeske) and Marnie (Kimberley J Brown) and Halloween is always a bust for them as their mum won’t let them celebrate it. Grandmother Aggie (Debbie Reynolds) comes to visit, wanting Marnie’s training to begin (at thirteen she should have finished training as a witch and, should her training fail to start she’ll lose her powers) and with a warning that something is off in Halloweentown. Gwen doesn’t believe the warning and wants Marnie to lose her powers and become human but Marnie has listened in and the three kids follow Grandma (on a magic bus) back to Halloweentown. The stage is set for the family to battle the evil that is afoot and for a bit of family redemption.

vampire fair
Halloweentown itself is full of various monster denizens and vampires do make an appearance. We see a coffin dwelling vampire bat who is the PA for the mayor (Robin Thomas, Moonlight). A person in a beauty parlour reads ‘Vampire Fair’ and the Halloweentown book that Grandma gives the kids has a picture of a vampire in it. However the main vampire moment is when Marnie needs a vampire fang as an ingredient for a potion. She heads to the Dentist’s and swipes a vampire’s fang as it is removed.

in the chair
Not a huge amount of vampiric activity, though vampires are mentioned several times through the flick.

The imdb page is here.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Early Halloween

On Thursday I’m travelling over to Whitby for the Bram Stoker Film Festival and the blog will not be updated for the duration (though I’m toying with the idea of tweets about the films during the festival). This means that I’ll not be blogging on Halloween and so I thought I’d bring it to the blog early.

For the next few days I’ll be bringing you some Halloween orientated films and, just to warn you, we’ll be getting a bit Disney this year (and if that doesn't scare you nothing will!)

Happy Halloween everyone!

Friday, October 21, 2011

Visions of Suffering – review

Director: Andrey Iskanov

Release date: 2006

Contains spoilers

I don’t know… I honestly don't...

Imagine me sat before a keyboard, my fingers poised over the keys thinking of what to say about this Russian movie and everything was a blank.

That it is about vampires (or a surreal variety thereof) is certain. What else… I don’t know. Iskanov takes us on a surreal, almost narrative-less journey through a psychedelic and disturbing landscape. Inflicting us with visions – as suggested by the title – but I am at a loss to try and explain what I saw. This should be embarrassing, I like to think myself fairly intelligent and able to divine the symbolism of many a film but this has left me blank. Not embarrassed, however, I challenge anyone to make sense of this.

a dream
Yet it is clear that the director had a vision, a story he was trying to tell. It begins in dreams. A man (Alexander Shevchenko) walks through a sepia, rain lashed landscape. We see a shrouded figure beating at a symbol or a drum of some sort. We see strange shapes in the trees – later revealed to be some form of parasitic creature – and they seem to be rapidly decaying, oozing globules of viscous fluid. The figure in the shroud turns angrily to the man. He awakens.

strange lunch
The man has nightmares whenever it rains, dreams that leave the smell of death in his nostrils. The phone rings and, when he answers it, it is dead. He goes to a surly neighbour and phones a repairman. As he waits, back in his flat, he pours muddy looking coffee and looks at a sandwich with a full fish in it – an ugly, nasty looking thing. Elsewhere in the city a priest (Andrey Iskanov) sleeps and suffers a nightmare, set in the same sepia world, he is threatened by a creature with a scythe. One of the parasites feeds off the creature.

the man
The repairman arrives. As he repairs the phone he asks if the man has nightmares. When he confirms that he does the repairman says that they are vampires. They are creatures who are given form by the rain and they fear nothing but publicity. He tells the man that if you listen on the phone you can hear them and if you hear too much they will come for you. When he leaves an alien figure (the best description I can give) appears in the rain and sucks the repairman's blood through his skin.

a watcher
The man listens on a line and hears voices, “mutilate him” he hears and “spill the blood”. Research by the priest tells us that these vampires are similar to Mara, causing nightmares and sitting on their victims' chests as they sleep – though in this case the vampires seem to take the men to another world; a dream realm, if you like. The man discovers that his flat is being watched by pale men wearing black, they try to kill him by pushing a knife through his door's spyhole, managing to wound his ear. There is some connection between the man and the priest through a girl, who might be the man’s girlfriend, is probably a whore (that the priest has bought the services of) and is certainly a drug user.

vampires
Other than that what can I tell you? Necrophilia, mentions of dhampir, gory death scenes, detaching brains, psychedelic effects and little narrative. I still am unsure what I watched or even whether I enjoyed it or not.

Score wise I am going to cheat but, before I do I will say that the vast majority of viewers are going to dislike this film and, should you have seen it and had a “Eureka” moment please leave a comment, with what it was about, below. ? out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Honourable Mention: Bloodstream

Bloodstream is up there with the most obscure of 80s straight to video films, which tries to offer a wry look at straight to video horror film but trips over its own budget limitations. It was directed by Michael J. Murphy and released in 1985 but the challenge would be to find the film and – to be honest – I can’t recall how I managed to stumble over it.

But stumble over it I did, and watched a film that followed Alistair (Patrick Olliver) a man who has directed a movie entitled Bloodstream. As the film begins we watch his film and the reactions of the producer. The producer, King, hates it – or so he says – and points out that the contract he has says that if he is unhappy with production – at any time – he may render the contract null and void. This he does at this late point.

sucked by death poster
Once Alistair has left he declares the film a winner that will make him a fortune. Alistair was not paid but the contract gave him a profit share. That is now null and void and King has promised he won’t work again. As the film progresses, King’s secretary, Nikki (Jacqueline Logan) tries to help Alistair but that help transforms itself into a plot to kill all those closest to King and frame the man. To acclimatise Alistair he watches videos.

female vampire
And this is where the honourable mention comes in, not only is there a poster in King’s office for the vampire film Sucked by Death – and don’t we just wish that had really been made – but one of the films that Alistair watches is a vampire film. As well as that there is a slasher, a possession film, a witchcraft film (that transposes into one of his anxiety dreams), a zombie movie and a werewolf film – amongst others.

reacting to the cross
The vampire film has a male and female vampire in it and they are both stereotypical. He wears an evening suit and cape, she wears a cleavage revealing dress and has long dark hair. He is warded by a crucifix. It is all typical stuff and it is a film within another film, but it is there. The fangs are bad, but no worse than other effects in the film and there is little else to say.

At the time of article there is no IMDb page.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Honourable Mention: The Horror of it All

It was 1964 and director Terrence Fisher was working outside the confines of Hammer and created an ‘old dark house’ sort of horror/comedy that fails, in the main, because the comedy is lightweight at best and struggles to find a humorous pace (Uncle Percival (Jack Bligh) aside, and I’ll mention why later) and its horror is even more lightweight as a result.

It begins with a car driven by American Jack Robinson (Pat Boone) and jazz plays over the credits. The actual “Horror of it All” theme is sung by Boone half way through the film. It is a stormy night and Jack has to stop to look at a signpost. Not much further on the car conks out and Jack gets out, pushes and then watches as it rolls away and falls into a ravine! Not to worry, he is in walking distance of his destination.

Jack and Reginald
Said destination is a mansion owned by the Marley family. He tries to knock and the door knocker comes off in his hand. He pushes the bell (there is a 'push at your own risk' warning) and a shot fires out, causing him to drop to the floor. The door swings open and a disembodied voice calls come in. It asks for Jack’s name and the owner of the voice makes himself known. He is Reginald Marley (Valentine Dyall, Horror Hotel and his uncredited voice was in Lust for a Vampire). The bullet, he explains, was a blank to scare off unwanted guests.

Jack and Cynthia
Jack has come because his girlfriend, Cynthia (Erica Rogers), is Reginald’s niece. She has gone home for a month but Jack cannot wait. He wants to ask Reginald for permission to marry Cynthia and for them to marry straight away. Unfortunately his timing is not brilliant. Her cousin Creighton died the night before – of a chill after the window in his room was left open all night. As another cousin, Cornwallis (Dennis Price, Son of Dracula (1974) , The Magic Christian, Dracula Prisoner of Frankenstein & Twins of Evil), is poisoned it is clear someone in the house is a “wrong ‘un”. But with them all being so… strange… who could it be.

Andree Melly as Natalia
It is here that I’ll introduce you to the vamp like Natalia (Andree Melly, Brides of Dracula). Through the film she is given both a vamp and vampire like persona. When offered gin, she refuses because it is not her usual drink. When asked what is she replied “Bloody Marys!” Not a great joke, to be honest, indeed it is somewhat laboured. I mentioned the idea of vamp and she does vacillate her persona between predator (presumably for blood) and sexual vamp. She only drinks at night, by the way.

after feeding... ketchup
At one point Jack follows her, having been woken by a strange grunting noise and sees her come out of the kitchen with a smear of – apparently – blood at her mouth but it is quickly revealed to be ketchup. The grunting came from her brother, Muldoon (Archie Duncan), who was an explorer and was captured by head-hunters. They held him for two weeks and he is now convinced that his head has been shrunken and thinks all men are head-hunters after him. He has escaped from three asylums so far. In many respect he takes the hirsute role of the werewolf and Natalia is the only one who can control him.

Muldoon equates to the wolfman
It is for her we give this honourable mention as the concept that she was a vampire was clearly being pushed, though it was never said and wasn’t so. The film, itself, is lightweight and the comedy falls flat. That is except for Uncle Percy, an inventor fifty years behind; who thus invents the lightbulb,moving pictures, the gramophone and the internal combustion engine – unaware that they have all been invented already.

The imdb page is here.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Vamp or Not? Living Dead at the Manchester Morgue

1974, and a year after Director Jorge Grau brought us The Legend of Blood Castle he gave as the Living Dead at the Manchester Morgue, also known as Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (Just 2 of 16 alternate titles). Title-wise we hit an inaccuracy as none of this is set at the ‘Manchester Morgue’ but rather in the Lake District.

The film was lent to me, some considerable amount of time ago, by Clark who suggested that I might want to “Vamp or Not?” it – apologies for only just getting around to it. It should also be noted that David Pirie, in his 1977 volume The Vampire Cinema, dedicates several pages to the film and argues that it ”suggests fresh possibilities for the vampire movie by building on the ideas of its extraordinary prototype.” Strangely Pirie also suggests that it is “an accomplished remake of Romero’s Night of the Living Dead.”

Of course it is not a remake of Romero’s opus but the fact that Pirie suggests a similarity puts the warning flags up immediately as NotLD is the granddaddy of zombie flicks. The film opens almost silently as George (Ray Lovelock) picks up some bits and pieces from his antiquities shop and then closes up for his holidays. We see him riding his bike through the city and the camera lingers upon scenes of social decay and pollution. A female streaker runs past traffic at lights and the drivers fail to notice.

Ray Lovelock as George
George stops for petrol, parking behind car driver Edna (Cristina Galbó). As he gets a can of pop she puts her car into reverse and crushes the wheel of his motorbike. She apologises profusely, admitting that she must be tired as she has driven all the way from London. The bike can’t be fixed until after the weekend and so George demands a lift to Windermere, suggesting that he drive. One of the astounding things about the film is just how dislikeable George is, to begin with, and how Grau manipulates us to side with him and Edna – as they eventually side with each other.

Cristina Galbó as Edna
Windermere is too far for Edna – she is due at the home of her sister Katie (Jeannine Mestre). Later we discover that brother-in-law Martin (José Lifante, Tiempos duros para Drácula) has tried to keep Katie secluded for a year as he is trying to get her off heroin and now wants Edna to help him get her to a clinic as she is still managing to use the drug. Unfortunately Edna gets them lost and they stop at a dead end near a farm. George goes up to ask directions and discovers a Ministry of Agriculture experiment to get rid of insects through ultra-sonic radiation.

red eyes
Edna sees a man (Fernando Hilbeck) stumbling about, for the audience of course it is in a shambling zombie manner – he turns and looks at her and we see that his irises are a weird red colour. He is wet – later we discover he was a tramp who drowned and Grau keeps the character wet because of this, but that is stylistic and shouldn’t affect our ‘Vamp or Not?’ – and heads at Edna. She gets in her car but George has the keys and he reaches through the window at her. She bolts towards the farm and finds George and the farmer. The man has vanished.

George faces the police
Over at Katie’s house Katie is trying to get a fix, whilst Martin takes some night time photos. She is preparing her heroin when the man who had menaced her sister comes at her. We should note the strange wheezing breathing that the living dead employ. She gets away but he gives chase and eventually gets a hold of Martin, killing him. Come the next morning and Edna and George are clearly suspects as far as the police inspector (Arthur Kennedy, the Humanoid) is concerned – pretty much Grau draws him, not the living dead, as the villain of the piece.

Fernando Hilbeck as the living dead
So far, so zombie. We discover that the ultra-sonic radiation is designed to attack primitive nervous systems (of insects and such like) and cause them to kill each other. The doctors at the nearby hospital have noticed that new-born babies are being unnaturally aggressive – and their nervous systems are not fully formed. The idea is that the nervous system of a newly dead corpse is still rudimentarily active and the radiation revives them and, of course, they are aggressive. During the film the scientists increase the range of their machine from 1 mile to 5 miles.

co-operative working
What we also see is that they are not entirely thoughtless. We see the first corpse lift a cross shaped headstone to use as a battering ram. We see the living dead use ladders and we see the first corpse and a second cooperate to lift a large gravestone that is ultimately used as a weapon. We see them rip into living flesh to feed but we also see a unique way of reviving the dead that is completely leftfield with regards the zombie genre.

reviving a corpse
We see the first corpse dab blood on the eyes of two more corpses and them revive. Later it is directly said that they revive other corpses through the blood of the living. How this is supposed to work I have no idea – it is almost like a contagion rather than the misuse of science that the primary reviving tool employs. We have to note that it is the blood of the living and not the dead that is important, as though the contagion (supernatural or otherwise) needs a living conduit. It also shows a high level of thought process, not only in the fact that they know how to do this (though it could be instinctive) but in the fact that they choose some to revive and others to eat.

corpse using an axe
As for destroying them, well that is easier said than done. When barricaded in a church’s side building, a policeman finds a handy gun and takes shots at the living dead. One shot is a direct headshot, blood springs out of the cranium but the zombie does not fall. Head shots won’t do it – probably rightly so given that it is the rudimentary nervous system affected, one would think you would have to get to the brain stem – though that isn’t mentioned. Fire, however, does kill them and quickly too. To me this is much more common within vampire lore than zombie lore.

gory attack
All in all, however, these seem much more zombie than anything else. It is a marvellous film, one that you should watch if you haven’t. There are some elements that would seem more vampire (or other undead) than zombie. The way of reviving (each other), the cooperative working and the manner in which they can be killed. If the word zompire had been around then it might have been an ideal label but, all in all, Not Vamp.

The imdb page is here.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

The Dead Matter – review

Director: Edward Douglas

Release date: 2010

Contains spoilers

The Dead Matter is a film spotlighting the music of director Edward Douglas' band Midnight Syndicate, indeed the film is an expansion and remake of a short Douglas made (of the same name) before the band was formed. The deluxe DVD set has, by way of interest, two CDs with the DVD – a Midnight Syndicate greatest hits and the film soundtrack. One thing I can’t fault with the film is the soundtrack and, if you are a Midnight Syndicate fan, you’ll want to see the film.

The film itself has faults, some glaring, but it also entertained me. It also had a budget – some $2 million I understand. So, what did it do with it?

zombies
Well, firstly (as you’ll see) they actually got some good actors in. Though, as you’ll see, they were mostly cameos – except for the lead villain. We start with the voice of Ian McCallister (Jason Carter, Demon Under Glass) who speaks of seeing darkness overturn the natural order. Zombies… we see a whole host of the buggers and this opening showed promise as they drifted in one direction we see a woman with her dead fella, who suddenly reanimates. A mother and child are threatened and a swordsman, Mark (Brian Van Camp), comes to the rescue.

Vellich with amulet
The zombies drift towards a building where vampire baddie Vellich (Andrew Divoff, the Twilight Zone – Red Snow) holds a scarab pendant (we later hear it is called the Tear of Osiris) that controls the dead and… He wears the most ridiculous wig, seriously if it wasn’t for the performance through the film that counterbalances said wig, well it would be up for crimes against cinema. Along comes Ian, he opens a box, there is a light, Vellich drops the pendant and the zombies all drop dead again. Remember that, because the box never has that effect again!

ghostly vision
Jumping a week ahead and Ian and Mark are heading for a mystic nexus where the pendant can be destroyed… in Ohio! They are attacked by Vellich who cuts Mark’s cheek – a magic cut that actually swaps cheeks later. He nearly controls Mark but McCallister is there with a cross and Mark does a runner with the pendant. He gets to the magical ruins and hides the pendant (under a few leaves!) and is then staked and killed by Vellich. The vampire enters the circle but visions of bleeding priests/druids chase him off. This is one lacking area; who are these priests? Who built the circle? A character seems possessed by them later, so it is important, but it is never answered.

Mike and Gretchen
Mike (Tom Nagel, Dracula’s Curse) meets girlfriend Gretchen (Sean Serino) in a graveyard. She is at her brother’s grave and whispers to it, soon. In a lab, there are congratulations to Frank (Christopher Robichaud) at the development of a new slimming drug. If this feels leftfield it is and the lab keeps cropping up. It becomes a plot point later but that is in an incomplete subplot/main-plot crossover that we’ll get back to. When asked to go and celebrate he says no, his girlfriend Jill (C.B. Spencer) has arranged something.

Jason Carter as McCallister
Said something is a trip to the woods with Mike and Gretchen to hold a séance at a ruin in the woods (yes the nexus). What scientist Frank is doing with grimoire toting Jill is unclear and doesn’t read right. Anyway, he finds the scarab, gives it to Gretchen and the séance goes better than expected. Gretchen dreams of zombie Mark and eventually he turns up and the film changes pace for a while as we get a zombie as accidental teacher of morality section, with Gretchen trying to get the silent undead to tell her of life after death and communication with her brother (and takes him on a fair ground and buys him ice cream). It sounds trite, I know, but it worked quite well. Soon, however, Vellich works out where his scarab is but the pendant seems to be taking over Gretchen. McCallister is also on the case…

Tom Savini as Sebed
I mentioned a sub-plot re the lab and it also ties in to another vampire called Sebed (Tom Savini), who is sort of a drug lord vampire and woefully underused. The diet drug also allows vampires to daywalk but is addictive and yet this entire subplot (that barrels into the main plot later) is so under-explored it is pitiful. It was really interesting from a distance but not explored anywhere near as much as it needed in order to explore the interesting aspect.

eat the cross
Vampire wise there were also some interesting moments such as a vampire killing another vampire by turning to smoke, entering the vampire’s body and killing him from the inside. We get a nice feeding in the mirror scene and also a vampire forced to pick up a cross and force it down his own throat. The vampires can cause illusionary hallucinations.

a victim
I have picked some issues already. Savini, Carter and Divoff raise the acting stakes in the film but the others had a tough act to follow. I wasn’t convinced by Sean Serino – and she had the main role. The problem was that, most of the time, her performance seemed to be under an opium influence it was so dreamy. That said, when the script called for fear she gave it and so the woman can act and thus I suspect it was a directorial issue.

Nevertheless the film was fun, however it could have been more. Some more explanation and expansion was definitely needed and the wig really had to go. 5 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.