Friday, December 31, 2010

Honourable Mentions: Gong Tau

Gong Tau – also known as Oriental Black Magic – was a 2007 film by Herman Yau. Heavier on the gore than many of the films that come out of Hong Kong, it starts off as a fairly tense thriller with a supernatural under-current.

It features a cop named Rockman (Mark Cheng) who is part of a specialist crime team trying to track down a fugitive called Lam Chiu (Tak-bun Wong). Lam Chiu has not been long released from prison and is suspected of cop murders. He was put away by Rockman but had initially resisted arrest. Rockman shot Lam Chiu during the arrest and, although he survived, he has lost all sense of pain. Interestingly he suggests, towards the end of the film, that he now knows what it is like to be one of the living dead because of this.

the baby is killed
At the head of the film we see someone break into Rockman’s home and take a snip of hair from his sleeping baby and his wife, Karpi (Maggie Siu). A week later a retiring beat cop, Uncle Bill (Kwun-hong Lee), is ritualistically murdered – shot so as to incapacitate and haemorrhage to death, strung up and his chin burnt. On the same night a sorcerer casts a needle Gong Tau on Karpi, causing her intense pain, and remotely kills the baby.

sign of Gong Tau
Gong Tau seems to be the generic name for a hex. A needle Gong Tau is a sympathetic type of magic – much like voodoo – using a fetish doll and needles. You can see if a person is under a Gong Tau by looking at their eyes, if bloodshot with a black line scoring up the white of the eye then they are cursed. A Gong Tau can be removed but if the caster dies before removal it will never go.

Rockman and Sum
The Gong Tau is recognised by a fellow cop, Brother Sum (Suet Lam, Vampire Hunters). He is present at the autopsies. Uncle Bill has a giant millipede moving through his innards (part of the black magic) and the baby corrupts immediately, maggots falling out of the 100 stab wounds. He convinces Rockman, who takes his wife to a Buddhist who clears the Gong Tau – but then realises that a worse one has been cast.

Here is the nub of the story – and the reason for the honourable mention – Rockman had an affair when in Thailand and the sorcerer is out for revenge over the affair. The connection with Lam Chiu is minimal – he is killing cops to get corpse fat from them (hence the burnt chin) as ingredients for magic, he sells to the sorcerer but he is also the only one that can save Rockman’s wife from him. The sorcerer has cast a flying head Gong Tau.

head detaches
This essentially means he has cast a spell that allows his head to rip from the body – at first pulling the organs and intestines out with it. For all intents and purposes he has turned himself into a krasue – albeit he is male. The film mixes and matches its concepts here for the best filmic impact. So whilst this is not the normal Thai legend it takes that form. Ah, you may ask, but what about blood drinking?

flying head drinks blood
The flying head eventually loses the organs (why this is the case is not explained, but the dialogue states that it takes the organs with it at first and later we see it without them attached) but also drinks blood. What sort of blood seems to be irrelevant. A cat is drained at one point and we see a feed on a human. By the time it feeds on the human the innards have gone and so it sucks the blood and this spews out of the severed neck onto the floor. However the blood is not taken for sustenance but for power – when enough is taken the flying head can kill at a distance.

I said it started as a tense thriller but the film suffered from some poor pacing as it went along. On the other hand it generated some nice atmospherics and had some effective gore moments. The vampiric appearance was kind of a pseudo-krasue, but certainly the filmmakers must have known what they were borrowing and it is of genre interest enough to deserve an honourable mention.

The imdb page is here.

Gong Tau: An Oriental Black Magic on Amazon US

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Kimera – review

Director: Kazuyoshi Yokota

Release date: 1996

Contains spoilers

This was a one off OVA anime based on a two part manga and released in 1996 (not 1997 as imdb claims). I have used the English voice actor names as it was the dubbed version I saw. Now I do prefer original language and subtitles but, honestly, I don’t think it’d make a blind bit of difference to this one.

pod
The film begins with something falling to Earth, we see a flash in the sky and then a hunter and his dog find debris – it is a pod of some alien kind and the occupant is gone. The hunter sees something in the trees and falls, meaning the tentacles get the dog first and drain it to a husk. He is next.

Jay (Tristan McAvery) and Osamu (Brett Weaver) are cereal salesmen (I kid you not) driving to get Osamu to a date that Jay has set up – it would seem. Osamu is wearing what amounts to a cat bell on a chain – because he likes it. Jay suddenly stops as there is a van on fire and men with guns – air force, he assumes, as he questions them. Suddenly something (a figure we later discover to be called Kianu (Bryan Bounds)) smashes into a vehicle, exploding it and all hell breaks loose.

Osamu finds the pod
Jay ends up in the woods, seeing a security guard drained and mummified. Osamu ends up in a truck and facing a pod. Inside it is a… well she looks male, is later revealed to be a hyper-fertile female and then revealed to be hermaphroditic… Whatever, Osamu is fascinated and his bell wakes him/her up (by the way he/she is Kimera). They kiss through the glass. Kianu appears and is going to blast her when he is forced off by the twisted looking Ginzu (Guil Lunde).

Ginzu
Confused, you will be. This is because the story makes little sense. Jay and Osamu end up with the military and are told by Dr. Gibson (Rick Peeples) that if they forget what they have seen they can leave! Why? Because Gibson happens to be Jay’s dad! Now remember they were transporting Kimera for some reason… as though she/he had just been found… well the crash was two weeks ago. Then again evil Dr Fender (Phil Ross) has been working with Ginzu.

inter species kiss
Gibson is called away and leaves his security card, this means jay and Osamu can take it to do some snooping, ostensibly to let Jay discover what is going on so he can trust his father again. Kianu breaks in and starts draining security guards (by biting them and sucking all the fluids out. Some connection lets Osamu find Kimera and her alien pod has her name written in English, he lets her out and a battle occurs.

Kianu
Okay… cut to the chase… Kimera is the hybrid daughter of an alien and a human designed to breed as the brothers Kianu and Ginzu’s generation cannot. Kianu loves Kimera and, having got her to drink his blood, has promised her he won’t let her be a mother (essentially an industrial baby machine) and before all this occured she hung out with dragons (whatever!) She is so hyper fertile that, if she shouldn’t find a man she can produce her own sperm.

drained
The aliens came to earth generations ago (hence vampire legends) got their asses kicked by the sound of it and now Ginzu wants to subjugate the planet. You know what; I’m losing the will typing this. The story was bonk, it was the worst rather than the best of anime/manga story telling. There were no likable characters, things relied on coincidence and leaps of faith and there was nothing that tied the audience’s sympathy with the story or the characters.

All in all this was a poor anime and the animation, now, seemed dated as well. 2.5 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.


Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Ultimate Vampire – review

Director: Lau Wai-Keung

Release date: 1991

Contains spoilers

This was a Hong Kong vampire movie starring the inimitable Lam Ching-Ying as Master Gau – a Taoist priest, with a couple of lame apprentices. So generally it followed a typical Hong Kong kyonsi type vampire film framework. There were some differences though; of course one finds that with a lot of the Chinese vampire films, many follow a standard pattern or set of patterns but change things just a little to make them stand out from the others.

leaves to see ghosts
It begins with Gau printing money for the ghost festival, so that it can be burnt to placate the ghosts of the ancestors. One of assistants, Charleson according to the subtitles I saw but Hsi according to imdb (either way he was played by Chin Siu-hou), helps whilst the other, Wanchi (Ronald Wong), watches a play put on for the ghosts. When Charleson and Gau arrive they put leaves over their eyes to see the ghosts.

surrounded by ghosts
Wanchi believes himself to be alone, but the others can see a whole group of ghosts and the Hell Police, there to take the ghosts back at the end of the performance. A pair of female ghosts show interest in Wanchi and one (Carrie Ng) breaths on him so he can see the ghosts. Charleson is sent in attached to a red cord, to stop his friend being carried to Hell but both fall for the ghost and use prayer scrolls to immobilise the Hell Police. This allows all the ghosts to escape.

Lau Shun as Shek Kin
Gau must get the help of other Taoists to capture all the ghosts and this includes the powerful Shek Kin (Lau Shun). They lure the ghosts using the assistants and some pungent tofu and trap them in an area, allowing the Taoists to recapture them. However Shek seems more intent on destroying them much to Gau’s disgust. Between Gau and the assistants the female ghost escapes capture.

Lam Ching-Ying as Gau
Gau also has to pay all the money he has printed to the Hell Police as reparation. Thus he looks to get a job sorting the Feng Shui of a restaurant. Charleson manages to blow getting the job for him but also spots Shek’s son (Wong Chi Yeung) stealing a hair from the restaurant owner’s daughter – intent on using black magic to have his wicked way with her.

the vampire leader
That night Shek’s son astrally projects in order to molest her. Charleson and the ghost prevent this happening whilst Wanchi hides the wicked man’s body. Unfortunately it is savaged by wild dogs. To heal the body, before the soul is returned to it, Shek asks them to get a coffin mushroom for him. This is actually a trap, as he doesn’t want the mushroom. It is also where the kyonsi come into it.

Kyonsi awaken
There is a place where a load of coffins rest, each containing a vampire. The coffin mushroom is actually a pocket of air stored in the vampire leader’s throat. They have to suck the mystical air out and return it to Shek. Luckily the moon is not out and thus the kyonsi are not active. This, of course, makes for a little bit of vampire/lunar lore. Unfortunately the evil Shek makes the moon come out, hoping that Gau and his pupils will die.

raised as a vampire
Later he raises his son as a vampire, who feeds on blood to sustain himself but can walk around in daylight. To stop him Gau creates a 100 precious soup – a soup made out of 100 precious things (those things including dog poo as it is nutritious for plants) – this acts like holy water on a western vampire – burning him when thrown over him.

The ultimate vampire
Shek then raises him again (having broken his son’s neck to make it appear that he is a good man) as a purple faced vampire and sends a horde of zombie like ghosts after the heroes. Meanwhile the female ghost has fallen in love with Gau...

The film relied a little too much on comedy for my taste and did follow a general Hong Kong pattern – even if the lore was a little unusual. The film did nothing wrong and is a worthwhile watch if you are a Chinese Vampire and/or Hong Kong cinema fan. However it is also nothing special. 5 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.


Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Here Comes a Vampire – review

Director: Cheung-Yan Yuen

Release date: 1990

Contains spoilers

This is, supposedly, a sequel to the 1987 Hong Kong flick Thunder Cops. Now I haven’t seen that film but it concerns cops and ghosts. A look at the cast list indicates some identical cast members with different character names and, so, one assumes this was only loosely a sequel.

The film begins with a police inspector gaining a letter. He arranges a surreptitious meeting with Wu (Fung Woo) and sets him a mission. The male and female SWAT teams are to be disbanded. However, in the first instance they will be merged and sent on a training course. If Wu can get them to resign, all the better, in fact he’ll be promoted and offered a British passport.

Female SWAT team
The two teams are made up of different numbers. There are five members in the male team; Long (Lap-Man Sin), Charlie (Charlie Cho), Sickness, Yung (Billy Lau) and Myths (Andy Hui Chi-On). There are four members in the female team; San (Joanna Chan), Yin, Sister Nine (Sandra Ng Kwan Yue) and May (Yuk-Ting Lau). Also involved is Wu’s female assistant Scimkovaca (Meg Lam). Charlie is told what is going on and offered a job if he rats out his fellows.

Chinese Ouija
On the first night they find a Chinese equivalent to a Ouija board and make contact with a female ghost (King-Tan Yuen), who was raped and killed. She comes through from the other side and decides to take her vengeance out on all those in the camp. She does this by possessing Myths and then, later, May.

Myth possessed
This does not sound too vampiric, I understand, but when she possesses one of the mortals they seem to become a vampire. They aim for the neck, bite and drink blood. The film has a round of ‘misunderstandings’ type comedy, where the others don’t realise that one or the other is possessed. The film is geared more towards comedy, its just a shame that it isn’t very funny.

finding a victim
Strangely the victims, when found, all seem to have puncture wounds in the neck, ala a standard vampire. I say strangely as the possessed do not seem to have fangs. Myth is released from his possession via his prayer beads touching his skin. May is released when black dog’s blood is thrown over her. Myths creates a thunder spell with which to fight the ghost and, ultimately, it is destroyed by bazooka (don’t ask).


ghost
 The back of the Terror Tales Vol 3. DVD suggests, in respect of this film, that you should “Get ready to hurl! For the first time you’ll see a vampire birth! It’s heavy on the plasma cuz this little sucker (pun intended) is hungry!” No such event takes place. It is just a merging of ghost (with possession) and vampire tropes with too much unfunny comedy to ever be effective.

1.5 out of 10. The imdb page is here.


Sunday, December 26, 2010

Shake Rattle and Roll – review

Director: Peque Gallaga (segment Manananggal)

Release date: 1984

Contains spoilers

It seems fitting that the first of the Philippine series of horror anthologies, Shake Rattle and Roll, should have a section called Manananggal and it be a fairly straight telling of the Manananggal folklore. (The other two tales were Baso, a possession and love triangle story, and Pridyider, the tale of a haunted fridge.)

The trouble is that it is a little too straight, it has questions unanswered and it is dated. I mean, it was done in ’84 but still…

Hrbert Bautista as Douglas
A lad, Douglas (Herbert Bautista), walks through the jungle practicing his song. With him is Kadyo – a professional musician it would seem. It is Easter and when a wind picks up Kadyo decides it is a bad omen and leaves. Douglas continues alone to his destination.

Irma Alegre as Anita
Said destination is the home of Anita (Irma Alegre) a young woman and Douglas, despite loosing Kadyo’s assistance, plays her a serenade. She opens her window and listens, she even seems to enjoy it. Then she closes a window. Suddenly the wind picks up again. A screech sounds out through the jungle.

Kadyo's body
Douglas is making his way home when he steps on a guitar, smashing it and falls into the eviscerated body of Kadyo. He rushes along and the bushes move, it is his little brother Gio (Peewee Quijano). Gio is looking for their dog, sausage, who has escaped. They see it but Douglas covers Gio’s mouth. The dog, off screen, sounds like it is fighting for its life.

The boys leg it home and tell their grandmother (Mary Walter) what has occurred, that they are being chased by an aswang (in its collective name sense). She has them pray and says that Douglas must sort it out as he serenaded Anita. The next day he must go and buy salt. Anita is in the village (and village men, in the passion play, are missing Kadyo). He leaves and she follows him so he stays near a holy shrine, daring her to approach.

animated manananggal
He had fallen asleep and has to go to her hut. He watches as she disrobes and rubs oil into her skin. Following this wings emerge and she splits in half. Now we hit into some bad effects. I know this is a few years old and probably on an impossibly tight budget but the animated manananggal looks blooming awful.

salting the lower half
Douglas gets his salt out (and some oil from the holy shrine) and casts them across her lower half. The tubes used for the guts were a little too rubber hose like but, even so, this was a much better effect. Unfortunately, salting her lower half only hurts and upsets her and the upper half is clawed and winged. Will Douglas prevail…

winged
I mentioned unanswered questions. These were questions such as why would an, apparently, twelve year old boy be off in the jungle serenading a grown woman? Why would Kadyo help him and where did Douglas get his money for the musician’s help? Why wouldn’t the grandmother report the musician’s death to the police? Did she know Anita was a manananggal and, if so, why hadn’t she warned her grandson? Who was the guy flagellating himself at the shrine?

Coupled with the fact that this holds no tension, there are no real character developments and it looks incredibly dated doesn’t bode well for a score. Despite the manananggal lore – which is always nice to see – the segment only warrants 2.5 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Happy Yule

I hope you all got just what you wanted this Xmas and are all having a fabulous time with your loved ones.

I have a restock of vampire books for the “to read” pile – mostly reference works, which is great as that is just the mood I’m in. Plus a couple of unexpected but well received gifts. To the left you can see the Crap Bat Homer Simpson boxer shorts my better half bought me.

I also received a mail from Christian Esquivel that included a Taliesin Meets the Vampires theme tune… I have my own theme tune! Many thanks Christian.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Classic Literature: The Vampire and the Devil’s Son

This novel by Pierre-Alexis Ponsin du Terrail is another piece of 19th century literature made available to us through the hard work of Brian Stableford, who translated, annotated and introduces the volume for us. If we look to this volume's blurb for a moment it will give us a flavour of the novel:

The Black Huntsman who never rests. With his whip in his hand from dawn to dusk, Following the hunt with his horn to his mouth, There'll be deaths in the manor by morning!

"I believe," the dead woman said, "that there is no need to explain to you by means of a lie how it comes about that, ten years after my death, I have such supple flesh, such rounded arms, and a neck so pink and white. You can see that I am a vampire..."

“1723. The fearless Baron de Nossac returns from a daring military mission in Eastern Europe when, crossing the forests of Bohemia, he is captured by the legendary Black Huntsman, a 900-year-old wraith who is none other than the Devil's own son. Held prisoner at the Hunstman's enchanted castle, the Baron is then seduced by a female vampire who resembles his dead wife.

“Written in 1852 by the creator of Rocambole, The Vampire and the Devil's Son is a significant contribution to the development of modern horror fiction and a foreshadowing of literary things to come, bringing together for the first time two major modern archetypes: the seductive female vampire and the Son of the Devil.”

Now, to be clear, whilst the blurb mentions two modern archetypes I will only be looking at the first in any depth! What we should also understand is that this was written when there was a style – certainly in the French literary circles – that demanded that mysteries, even Gothic mysteries such as this, should have a rational explanation that either negated or obscured the supernatural element.

Does this mean that the vampire is not real? You will have to read the book to find out. What interests me is the lore used within the book and we should also bear in mind that this was written some twenty years before Carmilla and, whilst there had been other female vampires, this one is certainly centre stage and, within herself, seductive.

The Baron is spending his first night with the Black Huntsman – allegedly the Devil’s Son – and he has already encountered the Huntsman’s wife. At first a corpse, laid out in her coffin, wearing a mask – indeed her husband and sons all wear masks – she gets out of her coffin and joins the feast. She seems to have the same voice as the Baron’s dead wife, Hélène, but when they all take their masks off – at the Baron’s insistence – their faces are all skeletal with worms crawling over the bones.

That night the Baron is approached, in his bed, by a white form. He recognises it as a vampire and the text actually goes as far to suggest “Dom Calmet, had published a book only two or three years earlier, in which he offered proof, as clear as daylight, that nothing is more natural than a vampire.” – That book would be Treatise on Vampires and Revenants: The Phantom World. As the vampire sucks his blood “he experienced a sort of indefinable voluptuousness, a bitter enjoyment of that atrocious contact.” In other words he gained pleasure from the attack.

The next day the terrifying atmosphere shifts and the Baron finds himself in a pastoral scene. The Huntsman and his sons all have normal faces – it is explained that they live up to peasant superstition to ward off those who would steal their lands. The Huntsman suggests his visitation by the vampire was a drunken dream and that he nicked his own throat with his sword whilst in a stupor. The Baron then meets Gretchen – who played the lady of the manor – and is convinced it is his wife, something they all find preposterous.

That night, however, the vampire comes to him again. It is Gretchen and as he lays caught in a strange paralysis she bites him again, before admitting she is Hélène. She has taken the place of the real Gretchen – whom she shared an uncanny resemblance to. She suggests that the dead only travel by night – except on a certain day (coincidentally that very day) when a dead woman who died a virgin (as Hélène did) can walk in daylight. Now, we have to note here that this is a suggestion that vampires cannot come out in daylight long before Nosferatu, though sunlight doesn’t destroy them as we will see.

In the morning, before sunrise, Gretchen/Hélène leaves the castle. The Baron has been told that the inhabitants of the castle think she stays at the village priest’s house but he follows her as she goes to the cemetery instead. There he sees her gathering flowers, including a sprig of hawthorn (so that has no power) however then “A beam of light suddenly slid over the summit of a neighbouring rock, and the opposite extremity of the valley reflected the first rays of the Sun. The dead woman released a cry, ran precipitately into the cemetery, fled to a small grove of fir-trees, into which she disappeared momentarily, then immediately reappeared, draped from head to toe in a white shroud – her own, doubtless, which she carefully hid every evening before going to the castle.”

This need to have their shroud is reflected in Carmilla, but we should remember that Calmet has been mentioned in this narrative and Le Fanu had read Calmet also. In Calmet we are relayed the story of a vampire in the village of Liebava who met his end because a canny Hungarian stranger steals the hidden shroud and uses it to lure the vampire. Le Fanu borrows this story within Carmilla and attributes the vampire hunting to a Moravian nobleman. The shroud element I find fascinating. However the sun is rising and our vampire…

Goes to an open grave and lies in it. The Baron sees her “immobile at the bottom of the grave, enveloped in her shroud… …No breath lifted her bosom; no movement indicated that she had been walking just a short while before.” The Baron eventually opens her shroud and pricks her breast with his sword, causing blood to flow but gaining no reaction from the corpse. As he tried to leave the grave, having thoughtfully staunched the bleeding (actually fearing that she would take even more blood from him the next night if she lost too much), found himself anchored to the grave with the same paralysis that occurred when she came to him at night. Only by a force of will did he pull himself away.

That is all the lore we get that directly relates to vampirism. The story is a maze of twists and turns with the poor Baron being driven clear out of his mind. However, for the vampire aficionado we get an early female vampire in centre stage, we get an example of the need to keep the shroud safe for the vampire's return to the grave and the concept that the vampires are truly dead at sunrise until sunset.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

The Radleys – review

Author: Matt Haig

First Published: 2010

Contains spoilers

The Blurb: ‘Inevitably, if you have abstained all your life, you don’t truly know what you are missing. But the thirst is still there, deep down, underlying everything.’

Meet the Radleys.

Peter, Helen and their teenage children, Clara and Rowan, live in an English town. They are an everyday family, averagely dysfunctional, averagely content. But, as their children have yet to find out, the Radleys have a devastating secret…

The Review: …they are vampires. Not much of a spoiler to be honest. Matt Haig takes us into a world where creatures of the night stalk through English villages, leafy suburbs and inner cities. The authorities know of vampires but have never publically acknowledged them. The Governments of the world have specialist black-ops anti-vampire squads; the English police, for instance, have the ‘Unnamed Predator Unit’.

The lore is a little unusual throughout. Some vampires are born (Peter Radley is from a line of vampires) and some are made (like Helen). One idea in the novel that I especially liked surrounded the link between vampire and their maker, and why the maker would be linked emotionally to the new vampire. “By making yourself bleed in such quantities after tasting the blood of someone else weakened you emotionally and gave you almost as serious an attachment to them as they had to you.”

They are not immortal but they are long lived and heal quickly. The sun is a problematic though they can deal with it, they can fly, are strong and some can ‘Blood Mind’ or mesmerise and control humans. That is, they can do all this if they are on blood.

Peter and Helen are abstainers, for the sake of their kids, and their kids do not know what they are.

Clara has bad eyesight. Rowan suffers terrible insomnia and skin rashes with the slightest exposure to the sun. Clara wanting to become a vegan (she already turned vegetarian) offers problems as the abstaining vampire must, at least, take in meat product – though never seasoned with garlic. Her decision is based on the fact that she loves animals but they all seem to flee from her. In her own mind it must be down to the impact of humanity on the animal kingdom and she is trying to offer recompense through diet. No one has told her that animals have an aversion to vampires. Birds never sing in the Radleys’ garden.

This is a very readable novel. Haig took the genre and did something different with it. In doing so he created a credible world. There are quotes through the novel from the abstainer’s handbook, which are great fun. Beneath it all, the book is really about families and the secrets, lies and self-inflicted ignorance that can underpin and thus undermine relationships. Recommended. 7.5 out of 10.


Wednesday, December 22, 2010

So Weird – vampire – review (TV Episode)

Director: Pat Williams

First aired: 2000

Contains spoilers

So Weird was kind of the X-Files for kids, in which a juvenile (and female) Mulder is one Fi (Cara DeLiza) who is out on the road, living in a bus, with her rock star mother Molly (Mackenzie Phillips) and brother Jack (Patrick Levis). By season 2 they met the inevitable vampires.

inevitable Bela image
The episode starts with a discussion of vampires and it was cringe-making, after all one would hope that a little more thought would go into these things. We get the inevitable Bela image and then it cuts to the original vampire… Vlad Tepes… and then kind of says he wasn’t really and that the theories of vampirism range from a rabies outbreak in 18th century Hungary to porphyria. In a way I guess we were lucky that it was too early to suggest that they sparkle!

Patrick Levis as Jack
Jack’s grades are improving since he started getting tutored via a network called the OSSN – honour students who tutor, do good deeds and have a motto “sleep when you are old”. He has been invited to be inducted as a member – and thus will be able to set up his own chapter – and so they detour to Indianapolis. He rings his friend Gabe – who happened to give him an angel pendant he always wears – and we see a boy flying alongside the bus, watching him.

turn around, bright eyes
When they get to the OSSN we have discovered that a lad named Brent (David Paetkau) is running the show and he is the same one who was flying. We also know that he knows more about Jack than he is letting on. At one point he sniffs at Fi’s neck and we also see his eyes flash in that old vampiric way. However, he is all charming with the family generally and even asks Molly to speak at the ceremony.

Brent and Pete
Another OSSN member, Pete (Kett Turton), seems rather taken with Fi and at one point is told not to blow it by Brent – as Brent holds him up by the neck. He wants Jack, but perhaps Pete can bring Fi into the fold. Fi is visited in a hotel by Pete who has gone cold turkey to have the will power to tell her to get Jack away. He drops a vial that looks like it contains blood. Fi does some checking and discovers that the OSSN has a parent company in Romania.

glowing angel pendant
Lore wise we have quite a strange little beast here. They can walk in sunlight and stand garlic, they are super strong and have hypnotic abilities. However, Jack’s pendant of the angel saves them and – in the coda – Fi wonders how as nothing else worked, her inference suggests that it was the love he holds for Gabe that saved them. Generally they are a bit like the anti-Lost Boys. They do not party all night, but rather have a corporate style expansion plan and are honour students.

I wasn’t impressed with the opening 30 second crash course in invalid vampire folklore and the lore in this seemed somewhat messy and ill thought through. It was okay, for what it was, but perhaps needed more than 30 minutes to properly establish the conspiracy it wanted to portray. 4 out of 10.

The episode's imdb page is here.

;)Q

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Honourable Mentions: Let Us Prey

Let us Prey is the first 25 or so minutes of a 90 minute script that was written and directed by David Lynn. The film is showcased on Vimeo. The film logo, which is also used as a tattoo amongst the vampires, is the logo of vampirewear.com.

Now as stands this isn’t a bad little watch, especially given it is free to watch (though it can be purchased from Amazon). Perhaps not perfect but it does much right and, as I look this over as an honourable mention, any critical analysis must be balanced with the fact that it does work.

school art
The film starts with the parents of Vince (Jordan Kraemer) and Laura (Rosemary Solomon) seeing the principle. Vince sees school as a road bump on his path to being a guitar God and Laura draws garish little stick drawings of their mom and dad’s murder. For their trouble the kid’s are grounded. The parents (and I’m sorry, the actor’s names weren’t clear for them) were amusing especially dad who came across as Brad Majors to the nth degree. The performances lead me to the main positive about the film, just how comic book it felt. Rather than amateurish it felt like we were in a comic book land, a place where vampires could happily wear a tattoo in the centre of their forehead (dead give away that one).

hitchhiking
Anyway Vince is running away to Los Angeles, to start a band and Laura goes with him. He stops off in his parents bedroom and, after a quick patricide fantasy (with a stream of blood), gets his confiscated guitar and they hit the road. At first they hitch although Vince has stolen mom’s debit card. Laura says she has a friend in Los Angeles, Sabriel (Black Betty), whom she met on MySpace and who is a vampire.

I see a distant vampire
They make good progress from Kansas City and eventually reach Randsburg – a ghost town looking place. They see in the distance three black clad figures – clearly vampires though the fact that they are out in daylight doesn’t square with a comment at the end of the film. Laura is scared and Vince uses the debit card to get them bus tickets. It would seem that here is one of our script jumps as the near encounter has little impact other wise.

vamp face
They get to LA and explore Hollywood. They are eating burgers (as a nearby priest (Donn C Harper) preaches of the dangers of evil). Suddenly two people appear, hawking tickets. They are Marius (Ruben V Suarez) and Pandora (Denise Carter) – and no, the use of the names did not seem altogether kosher. They have the tribal tattoo on their forehead and Laura tells them she has a friend, Sabriel, with the same tattoo on her neck. For the price of the debit card they take them to the lesbian club where Sabriel hangs out.

turning
They are too young to get in the club – and is it worth mentioning that Vince reminded me totally of Laddie from the Lost Boys - and so wait outside. As three women walk past, Vince wakes Laura and it is Sabriel, who takes them in. Clearly, however, the vampires have their own agenda. Sabriel is looking for recruits (and is questioned about taking two so young), the kids are drugged and turned – Laura by Sabriel and Vince by Delphina (Veronicca Bennett). However, mom and dad are on their trail and the priest, whose daughter (Tyren Perry) is a vampire, is helping them.

vampires with extra zap
We get some lore in the film. The vamp faces were digitally created but well done and we do see a vampire (Zana Zefi) floating and (it would appear) chanting in some form of occult language – we might have got more from that if the film was at full length. Actually, her character – Luna – and another – Eden (Debra Gray) – seem to have a rivalry (that isn’t explored due to length) and thus, during a face off with the priest, end up shooting mystic beams at each other.

not-so-crap bat
Vampires do age, but very slowly. We discover that Leatrix (Emily Amezcua) is 128 years old. The vampires seem a little cack-handed when it comes to fighting and chasing – but maybe we have just met some poor ones, as a whole bunch struggle against mom and dad and a priest. They can turn into bats and the bats aren’t that crap – kudos, most films fail to get the bats anywhere near good looking (though, regular readers know that we love crap bats here, it is nice to see them done well).

staked
Killing vampires? Beheading seemed to work as does staking through the heart. Strangely, beheading leaves them intact whilst staking has them rapidly burning up – why it should be different is unclear – perhaps beheading is not a final solution. At the end of the short mention is made of the sun coming up but then we have seen vampires in daylight (as I mentioned earlier).

beheaded
This entire project has a wry sense of humour (which really makes it work well) and a bit of an uncomfortable factor given that the kids are so young. That said the two kids carry their roles exceptionally well. It would be interesting to see exactly what David Lynn could do with the full film – there are some holes that need patching but perhaps the full script does just that and it is great to see a film that looks more expensive than it likely was to shoot. The imdb page is here.