Thursday, October 02, 2014

Taliesin's Worst 100

I’ve had a Taliesin’s Top 100 for some time, it’s a living list that changes as new reviews reveal films that deserve to be in that upper echelon of vampire films. What I never did was compile a worst 100 – until now. Things to note:

This runs as #1 being the worst.

These really are the worst – the absolute stinkers from the reviews over the years (though the worst does not have a review – even I could not watch it) and, in many cases, there is very little to separate one from another. Yet even then there will be something in some of these that appeals to some viewers. Sharp eyed readers will notice that I actually reviewed Blade: House Of Chthon as 0 out of 10 but that was for the set and not the content and so it does not appear.

These are all judgement calls on my part. Also, if I haven’t reviewed it yet then it can’t appear on the list. For that very reason any of the various, incredibly awful, adult vampire movies out there have not appeared as the TMtV policy is not to review such films.

Honourable (or perhaps Dishonourable) Mentions do not qualify for this list. In the Top 100 I did include ‘Vamp or Not?’ entries, but have decided not to do so for this list.

TV shows/episodes do qualify for the list.

I am hoping it will be dynamic as I see/review films not on the list.

One thing is certain, you will disagree with the list, iro inclusions, omissions and order.

  1. Geek Maggot Bingo
  2. Acid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter
  3. Robo Vampire
  4. Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires: the Curse of Ed Wood
  5. Gypsy Vampire: The Final Bloodlust
  6. Counter Destroyer
  7. The IronBound Vampire
  8. Dominion
  9. How to slay a Vampire
  10. Tales from the Crapper
  11. Nosferatu in Brazil
  12. Sorority House Vampires from Hell
  13. the Dark Gift
  14. Malibu Beach Vampires
  15. Bluberella
  16. Treasure Chest of Horror
  17. The Spanish Inn
  18. Ankle Biters
  19. New Breed
  20. Dracula's Orgy of the Damned
  21. Vampire Dentist
  22. Witchcraft VII: Judgement Hour
  23. Red Lips
  24. Mama Dracula
  25. Immortal Kiss: Queen of the Night
  26. I, Vampiri: Trilogy of Blood
  27. NightShadow: A Vampire's Chronicle
  28. Blood Slaves of the Vampire Wolf
  29. Gypsy Vampire's Revenge
  30. Gypsy Vampire 3: Freaky Friday
  31. Tender Dracula
  32. Devil's Dynamite
  33. Artifacts of Time
  34. Demon Queen
  35. Vampires and Other Stereotypes
  36. Scarlett Moon
  37. Night Hunter
  38. Skin Eating Jungle Vampires
  39. Witchcraft X: Mistress of the Craft
  40. Die Hard Dracula
  41. At Dawn They Sleep
  42. Vampire Blues
  43. Track of the Vampire
  44. Horror of the Blood monsters
  45. Saturday the 14th Strikes Back
  46. Psyched by the 4D Witch
  47. Vampire Ticks from Outer Space
  48. Gypsy Vampire
  49. Demons - season 1
  50. Zombies: the Beginning
  51. Red Lips 2: Bloodlust
  52. Vampire Sunrise
  53. Shira: the Vampire Samurai
  54. Addicted to Murder 3: Bloodlust Vampire Killer
  55. Dracula in Love
  56. Vampiyaz
  57. Bloodspit
  58. Vampire Cop
  59. Vampires on Bikini Beach
  60. Avia Vampire Hunter
  61. Vampire's Call
  62. Vampire's Call 2
  63. Vampire Junction
  64. Project Vampire
  65. Vampire Strippers
  66. The Dreaded
  67. Loved Ones
  68. Sexandroide
  69. Dracula Vampyre in Beijing
  70. Vampire Holocaust
  71. Vampire Knights
  72. Dracula (the Dirty Old Man)
  73. Vampire Honeymoon
  74. Addicted to Murder 2: Tainted Blood
  75. 1313: boy crazies
  76. The Sisterhood
  77. My Son the Vampire
  78. Shower of Blood
  79. Son of Dracula (1974)
  80. Vampire Assassin (2005)
  81. Bitten: Victoria's Shadow
  82. Taintlight
  83. Vampire Whores from Outer Space
  84. Dracula in Vegas
  85. I Dream of Dracula
  86. Vampiro
  87. Gallery of Horrors
  88. Vampira
  89. Blood Kiss
  90. Dracula Vs Frankenstein (2002)
  91. Dracula Vs Frankenstein (1971)
  92. Blood Freak
  93. Twisted Tales 2
  94. Corpse Master
  95. Fist of the Vampire
  96. The Lost World: Vampires
  97. The Night Seekers
  98. Voodoo Nightmare
  99. An Irish Vampire in Hollywood
  100. Inner Circle


Alex. G said...

So many recommendations, so little time.

Taliesin_ttlg said...

Hi Alex. This list would be less recommendations and more challenges ;)