Thursday, February 29, 2024

Creepshow: Meet the Belaskos – review


Directors: Justin G. Dyck & John Esposito 

First aired: 2023 

Contains spoilers

Into season 4 of Creepshow and, honestly, I thought the season as a whole was weaker than previous ones. Nevertheless, it is still a solid piece of spooky entertainment in the Lonesome October and that’s what matters.

In the fourth episode the first segment was our vampire part and it starts with a vampire hunter attacking a vampire woman in her coffin. 

staking

The staking is really rather well done with the vampire haemorrhaging into the coffin, filling it with blood, which is – of course – a folkloric type of stake response. The attack is a dream and Chuck Belasko (Brendan Taylor) awakens next to his wife, Helena (Lisa Durupt) – they are in a coffin made for two. He gets up and goes to a nearby coffin containing his daughter, Anastasia (Karis Cameron), telling her to put her phone down and go to sleep.

young love

They are in a moving van going to their new home and this is a world in which vampires are out of the coffin – indeed they are described as Vampire Americans. They have moved because Anastasia, or Anna, had been attacked in their old town (and bears a cross shaped scar as a reminder). The new town is meant to be tolerant but proves not so much so. Their new neighbour, Doug (Donavon Stinson), clearly doesn’t like them because they are vampires – though his son, Alex (Matthew Nelson-Mahood), seems rather taken with Anna. Equally, the local coffee shop is hiring but vampires need not apply.

bat creature form

Unfortunately, Doug doesn’t take kindly to the new relationship and this leads to both a tragedy and a rather cold revenge. The vampire elements in this are fun. They can turn into bat-creatures, they burn in the sun but it is a fairly slow, painful process, and they appear as dead things on camera. This is a world with all sorts of blood supplements and there is a comment that a Belasko hasn’t bit a human for 100-years. This doesn’t necessarily bring a whole lot new to the party (though the division in America on both racial and political lines are obviously sub-texts) but it is solid vampire fun. 6 out of 10.

The imdb page is here.

On Blu-Ray @ Amazon US

On Blu-Ray @ Amazon UK

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