tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23449634.post8891578737770067811..comments2024-03-07T23:09:10.207-08:00Comments on Taliesin meets the vampires: Join Team BladeTaliesin_ttlghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10105263634442191232noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23449634.post-39340383598015919622010-08-09T10:40:53.758-07:002010-08-09T10:40:53.758-07:00Blade series was garbage. Twilight films are awful...Blade series was garbage. Twilight films are awful, too, but it is fashionable to hate them. Sooorry, boys. pChristinenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23449634.post-75472246335838028232010-07-29T12:04:49.753-07:002010-07-29T12:04:49.753-07:00That works if they can be killed, but shy of being...That works if they can be killed, but shy of being ripped apart by emo-wolves the Twilight vamps are fairly inedstructable and too damned quick to catch... <br /><br />A bit of taking over and human husbandry would be on the cards... but take the point (and love Gabe's explanation)Taliesin_ttlghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10105263634442191232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23449634.post-85820454258366421152010-07-29T10:43:19.973-07:002010-07-29T10:43:19.973-07:00Actually, the implied premise is that a weakened v...Actually, the implied premise is that a weakened vampire could be restrained and killed by a large group of humans--presumably by setting fire to the creature. These days, that danger would be vastly increased due to things like napalm.<br /><br />The implication is that very few vampires *can* be made because most cannot bring themselves to stop drinking once they taste human blood. And as predators they don't want too many others of their own kind. Also, humans have been in relatively short supply for much of history. It would behoove vampires not to be too gluttonous.<br /><br />Mind you, this is IMHO a little bit like hand-waving. There are several inconsistencies in the TWILIGHT-verse, some of them quite off-color (like if the smell of blood makes vampires lose control, what about when women have their periods?).Zahir Bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14533361554787004824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23449634.post-58496959424759330942010-07-29T09:30:46.668-07:002010-07-29T09:30:46.668-07:00Brad, glad you enjoyed it... the first part of you...Brad, glad you enjoyed it... the first part of your top ten was fun - when's part 2?Taliesin_ttlghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10105263634442191232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23449634.post-25028158426103794142010-07-29T09:25:29.614-07:002010-07-29T09:25:29.614-07:00Oh my freakin God! that was hilarious! Man I hat...Oh my freakin God! that was hilarious! Man I hate Twilight.<br /><br />I'm sharing this on my fan site.<br /><br />If you want, check out my snark-filled Top Ten Hottest Male Vamps of All Time at my site.<br /><br />Brad<br />Bradmouth.comBradmouthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14385623338389203893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23449634.post-29275157739994572022010-07-28T22:59:50.948-07:002010-07-28T22:59:50.948-07:00I can answer the question to Zahir. It's becau...I can answer the question to Zahir. It's because Edward and Co want to attend High School again for the 68th time...Gabrielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17172423699175288220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23449634.post-31649752586722586022010-07-28T22:51:43.659-07:002010-07-28T22:51:43.659-07:00hi guys... will Alice see it coming, or will Whist...hi guys... will Alice see it coming, or will Whistler's shaggy grunge image confuse her senses as though he were a wolf? Who knows...<br /><br />Zahir, it is one of the failings in the franchise that struck me as I watched this... if they are so damn powerful why haven't they simply taken over the world?Taliesin_ttlghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10105263634442191232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23449634.post-5678997441560191202010-07-28T17:13:41.088-07:002010-07-28T17:13:41.088-07:00LOL!!!
Mind you, all Blade can do to any TWILIGHT...LOL!!!<br /><br />Mind you, all Blade can do to any TWILIGHT vampire is laugh at them--especially the ones with special powers like Edward, Alice, Jane, etc. They're like Kryptonian vampires.Zahir Bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14533361554787004824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23449634.post-40195818397687715512010-07-28T15:18:34.690-07:002010-07-28T15:18:34.690-07:00LOL - that was awesome. About time someone actuall...LOL - that was awesome. About time someone actually did a video of it after all the edited pictures about as to how Twilight should have ended etc.<br /><br />Death to Metrosexual Vampires! (Not the Anne Ricean ones though).<br /><br />Problem is though, Alice Cullen will see Blade coming :(Gabrielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17172423699175288220noreply@blogger.com